Chapter 303: What the **** did you buy?
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1358 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:36:57
A reader asked me two days ago if our navy would be boring. Answer here, let's be honest, life in the navy is particularly fast. Waiting for the equipment every day at the pier, flying up busy. However, the time to go to sea is relatively slow, of course, this sentence is only for those who are seasick. If you are seasick, you can still go to the navy, oh, as soon as you go out to sea, you can experience what life is like.
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He plans to have another abortion, and Wang Aiguo is helpless. It has been a month since the war between humans and mice. Wang Aiguo and others used various equipment and brainpower to create various schemes.
The results of it?
The first option is to let the captain seduce the mouse, and everyone punches one.
The result is not to say that the captain is unhappy, everyone in the back punched Superman failed. Everyone couldn't catch the mouse, unfortunately!
The second plan, using the characteristics of the mouse will not retreat, to catch mice with a nutritional fast line of twenty.
As a result, huh, the other mouse did not get fooled and bit the captain's quilt. Well, even the zipper is removed.
The third option is to use the iron beans bought by the big face to kill the rats.
As a result, we don't know if the mouse died, but the captain almost died. The cause of death was myocardial infarction.
Finally, there is a fourth solution, which uses an electric mouse to kill the mouse. The scheme has some successes to learn from, but because of the big-faced ‘hip-hop’ relationship, it was finally abandoned due to security considerations.
The four planned abortions make everyone particularly uncomfortable, but what about everyone? In the end it was not forgiveness.
Yes, the invincible former main guns fell under the mouse's iron hoof.
Helpless ...
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But having said that, as long as everyone wants to open a lot of things just fine. Facing the enemy is not good, everyone can only change their minds, pack things away, and try not to expose them to rats.
As for the wooden board and the cement, please let me know anyway.
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As the weather gets hotter, people have to start to face a problem, that is, the capacity of the refrigerator is too small.
Fortunately, Wang Aiguo bought a freezer, and the temperature can be adjusted to minus temperature directly, which greatly accelerated the speed of everyone freezing things. But because there are four people in a class (the captain doesn't need it, this person likes to keep fit), so even if it is a freezer, the freezing speed can't keep up with the consumption of everyone.
Four people drink water, especially a buffalo like Wang Aiguo, who can't wait to put the drink in and take it out and turn it into ice cubes.
When this kind of ice drink is too late, let alone something else. So Big Face could only helplessly took out a lot of softened sugar from his cabinet for everyone.
When he took the sugar from Dalian, Dadong was very shocked and said with a look of surprise: "Big face, I can eat your snacks one day, it's really not easy."
"I rely, am I a stingy person?" Said with a big face indignantly.
"Yeah." The crowd nodded without hesitation.
big face:"……"
Oh, you are not my Yida.
After taking the sugar, Wang Aiguo squeezed it and found that the sugar was indeed soft. Although the fudge is soft, this softness is not the kind of heat that is softened. The kind of heat that is soft, to be honest, looking slimy, makes people particularly appetiteless.
But since it is given a big face, everyone still wants to eat it. After all, this product is not an iron rooster, but a porcelain rooster. Not to mention the hair, even the cannot fall out.
Looking down at the label on the candy, Wang Aiguo remembered: "Big face, you can, you can actually buy big white rabbit toffee. I used to eat this stuff when I was young. But it is rarely available now."
"No, I found it in Zhancheng for a long time. How could it be cheaper without a refrigerator?" Dalian said proudly.
That's it for the first half of the sentence, but in the second half you just roll your eyes.
What is cheap for us, just a big white rabbit toffee, is it so rare?
But for whatever purpose, at least the sugar given by the big face is real. So everyone accepted it, and stuffed the sugar into their mouths.
As a result, everyone was shocked when Sugar entered his mouth.
While the captain was chewing the sugar, he frowned and stared at his face. It took a long time before the captain said, "Big face, you sugar ..."
"This candy is delicious." Big face grinned.
The captain looked at the big face with a complex look, and smiled bitterly: "This sugar, the taste is OK, the milk taste is quite enough. It is ... a little sticky teeth."
"It's normal for big white rabbits to stick their teeth." Big face said calmly.
Dadong chewed twice, and his face was a bit embarrassed: "Although the big white rabbit has always been a little sticky, but I have seen it for the first time. Is it that you have left it for too long, the sugar has completely melted away? ? "
"Is that exaggerated?" The big face looked at the crowd strangely.
Everyone nodded and said, "Yes."
"Eh?" Big face was weird, and then he pulled a big white rabbit toffee into his mouth.
Everyone looked at the cheeks with big faces there, all looking weird. After a long while, Dadong looked at Dalian and said, "Is it very sticky?"
"It seems a bit." Big face nodded strangely.
"Speaking back, did the white rabbit toffee have so sticky teeth before?" Wang Aiguo said in confusion, then put the candy paper in front of him and looked at it carefully.
I did n’t know the result, but at the first sight Wang Aiguo hehe. What kind of big white rabbit is this?
Seeing the words "Dabai Mian", everyone feels that the thinking is not coherent. Hehe, you have a big face, and it ’s rare to invite everyone to eat something. You can get a fake, you can really do it.
"Oh, come on, we got it ~ EbookFREE.me ~ This thing is still forgotten." The captain chewed a few more times and found it was too sticky, so he could only buckle the sugar out with his hands.
After seeing the captain spitting out, Wang Aiguo and others also spit out sugar.
"Don't be so exaggerated, isn't it just sugar? I will lick my sticky teeth for a while, and then they will melt away." The big face watched everyone spit out the sugar, and his face was a bit unstoppable.
The captain wiped his hands and patted his shoulder on the big face: "Then you can eat it well, we won't be with you."
In this way, everyone left the workshop, leaving only a big face and chewing on the big white toffee.
Originally Wang Aiguo thought that this matter would end like this, but he did not expect that his face suddenly felt his toothache after dinner.
In desperation, Wang Aiguo could only accompany him to the military doctor.
In the end, the medic only glanced and said solemnly, "You have fangs."
"Which one?"
"The posterior molar."
"It's impossible, I just made it up before I went to sea."
"Eh?" The medic was puzzled, then stuck the small mirror into the mouth of the big face.
After a while, the medic scraped a little white from the posterior molars of the big face.
"What is this?" The medic said, placing a white object in front of his big face.
Wang Aiguo looked at it and immediately hehe. what is this? Isn't this the big white toffee?
After the matter was dealt with, the military doctor said with a serious face to the big face: "If I didn't guess wrong, it should be toffee that has filled your fillings."
After the military doctor said, Wang Aiguo looked at the big face with disdain.
"Oh, this is what you said is not very sticky?"
big face:"……"
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