Chapter 314: Don't you think it tastes a little strange?
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1217 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:37:09
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When Dadong was troubled, the captain suddenly popped up and sat next to Dadong.
Seeing the captain sitting next to himself, Dadong was a little aggressive, what was it like? Do you want to comfort yourself?
It turned out that the captain did not comfort him, but said something strange to him.
"Dadong, don't you think the taste here is a little strange recently?" The captain said with a frown.
Dadong froze, and then appeared confused. Looking at the captain in doubt, he said, "It smells strange? What do you mean?"
The captain looked at Dadong with a complex look. He tried to speak a few times, but in the end, he didn't say it. He shook his head and left.
Seeing the captain's departure, Dadong was stunned again. What are you doing? Inexplicably came over and said an inexplicable word, and ended up leaving somehow.
Let's be honest, this feeling is the same as that ‘Run after pretending, what excitement is really special’. Especially for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder such as Dadong, if you talk to him halfway, you are undoubtedly pushing him to his death.
Sure enough, Dadong started chasing after the captain's buttocks, shouting while chasing: "Captain, don't leave, what do you mean by saying half? You come back."
However ... the captain is the captain of China. This speed ... turned away and disappeared without a trace. Then Dadong was aggressive. You run so fast, are you here to play with him?
Just because the captain talked for a while, Dadong spent the whole day thinking about what the captain meant, not even having a good nap.
At night, Dadong couldn't help it. He found the captain with a lot of pains, then blocked him in the cockpit, and said angrily, "Captain, what do you mean? That ’s half the story It made me feel itchy all day long. What on earth are you trying to say? "
The captain looked a little embarrassed at this moment. To be honest, he wanted to say this, but it was not easy to say. After speaking, it will feel a little awkward.
Just as the captain's words stopped and he was extremely difficult, the cabin of the East River Ship was suddenly dark.
All of a sudden, the ship was suddenly dark, and there was only one possibility, which was a power outage.
However, power outages of warships are rare, and most of these situations are caused by problems with the auxiliary aircraft.
However, everyone is not panicking, because there cannot be only one generator on the warship, so it will be restored soon.
However, this time the power outstripped the captain. I saw him grab Dadong's hand in the dark and whispered, "Come and come, you follow me."
Dadong was confused, but because his hand was being pulled by the captain, he could only follow the opponent's footsteps in a blind light.
In this way, the captain took Dadong to the big-faced bed.
At this moment, the captain's cell phone revealed a faint blue light, barely allowing Dadong to see the situation around him.
Big face was lying calmly on the bed at this moment, anyway, electricity would soon recover, so he was not in a hurry, and still looked at the window by himself.
At this moment, the captain patted his big face.
Immediately after that, Dadong heard a 呲 呲 sound.
Dadong was fascinated on the spot, and looked at Dalian with a look of surprise: "What the hell, the gas tank leaked?"
The captain smiled bitterly, then looked at Dalian and said, "Big face, did you eat a lot of potatoes for dinner?"
Big face turned around, looked at the captain inexplicably, and said in surprise: "Captain, how do you know?"
"Hehe, you fart, the sound is crisp and very impactful. The flavor is strong and not scattered, not spreading far, but the victory is lasting. This fart is the legendary potato fart."
After the captain finished speaking, Dalian and Dadong fell into silence at the same time. Did the captain activate any abilities? Just by the smell of fart can you know what others have eaten? Isn't this terrific?
Just when Dalian and Dadong were still aggressive, the captain went to the bed of twenty yuan again, and then patted the buttocks of twenty yuan heavily.
Immediately afterwards, everyone heard a low, cannon-like sound, and a stench began to spread.
I saw the captain sighed and said, "This fart lasts a long time, and the sound is dull. It spreads very fast, it smells a little scent at first, and it gets a little bit up after smelling it. And the smell stays for a long time. If I guess correctly, you should Did you drink a lot of carrot soup? "
Twenty yuan looked at the captain with a shocked look. This was really a power. It was absolutely a power. The captain is hung up! The question is, why is this linked to fart?
At this time, Wang Aiguo was holding the cell phone, walking out of the workplace while lighting, and walking and shouting, "What's going on? Does anyone know what happened? Is this a power outage? Or what Ah? No one knows when it will be restored? In this weather, there is no air conditioner. How can I live without electric fans? "
"You roll back to me first ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The captain said madly when he saw Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo was aggressive, what's the situation? Didn't he just come out? Why look at him angrily?
Wang Aiguo was aggressive, and he had no idea what the situation was.
The power failure was quickly repaired. Once the power supply was restored, Dadong immediately understood what the captain had been saying. Co-authoring him means staying at sea for a long time. It seems that everyone's intestines have been a little uncomfortable recently, which led to a strange smell in the cabin.
These tastes drove the captain crazy. Hehe, who gives his nose power?
However, Dadong thinks that he has no good way. After all, he can only eat radish, potatoes and other foods when he is at sea for a long time.
You said that eating this stuff every day will you have a good stomach? The stomach is bad, huh, does this smell good?
Of course, at this time, Dadong felt that the captain had a very wise decision, that is, to change a bed with Wang Aiguo and kick Wang Aiguo into the workplace.
Although the workplace is inevitably polluted, at least it can save everyone in the cabin while sleeping at night. According to previous cases, if the anger of others is Moutai at 52 degrees, this product is a 72-degree bored donkey. Hehe, a fart went down and died properly.
But then the captain thought about it. Is it possible that Wang Aiguo has such a group of "protective real farts", so the mouse is not close to him?
This is a subject that can be studied. If it is true, spraying such a layer of gas on the boat will not get the mice up.
Of course, there may be a new problem at that time, the rats are dead, and the soldiers may be extinct.
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