Chapter 47: Right down
-
Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1205 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:18:14
The monk Li looked at Grandpa Bi with tears in his eyes.
"Captain, aren't you kidding me? As soon as I came back, you let me take a step forward? Can I really walk like this?"
Grandpa Yibi glanced at the monk, and he was helpless to reason. Recruit training is planned, and it wo n’t be because you have n’t participated in training for a few days, everyone will accompany you to do it again.
"It should be okay for the first step." Grandpa Bi himself was not quite sure. After all, a person who had chrysanthemum tearing hemorrhoids was taking the first step.
"Then let me try it." The monk scratched his head awkwardly, and finally decided to try it a little.
Zhengbu is undoubtedly the hardest but best-looking movement in queue training. This movement is difficult to practice because everyone's feet must be lifted the same height, which is also a good-looking reason. As long as the lift is neat and uniform, it looks good.
In order to train well, Grandpa Bi decided to let everyone bring the pony used for class.
虽 Although this Mazar is a Mazar, it is made of iron and weighs about three kilograms. As soon as Maza took it, the monk's face turned black again.
"I am so special, playing so much?" The monk looked at the Maza in horror with a look of horror.
King Wang Aiguo and others were puzzled, so he asked, "Monk, how do you know how to use this stuff?"
"It's useless? Isn't this just a reason why we at Shaolin Temple asked you to carry water? Tie Ma Zha to his leg and exercise to lift his leg!"
As soon as the monk had finished speaking, Wang Aiguo and others were blinded. I was tired when I was walking, and a Maza? Do you want to play them?
"No, this is corporal punishment. We can't admit it. We must resist!" Wang Aiguo stood up and raised his arms, shouted, tied a Maza to take a good step, might as well kill him directly.
"Let's go to Grandpa Bi theory." Wang Aiguo said loudly.
"Okay." Huang Gang and others also supported, so the first 'revolution' of the Chenyang New Barracks began.
King Wang Aiguo and others walked downstairs, adding many like-minded comrades along the way.
When I reached downstairs, Wang Aiguo saw Bi Yiye at a glance. The moment I saw Grandpa Bi, Wang Aiguo felt a little irritated and was about to retreat, but when he looked back, he had gathered forty people behind him, and suddenly he had confidence again.
"Captain, I protest, you can't let us tie Mazar on the right track, this is corporal punishment! We protest!"
Grandpa Yi Bi looked at Wang Aiguo with a grimace, and Jia District around him looked at Wang Aiguo with a strange look.
"Wait a minute, who told you to tie Mazar on the move?" Jia Qu asked in confusion.
As soon as this remark was made, Wang Aiguo and others suddenly snapped, and then everyone looked at the monk.
The monk walking towards the end looked blank, and for a long time scratched his head and said, "Don't you let us take the horse down? Isn't it to add weight to our legs?"
"This is our new barracks, not Shaolin Temple. This Mazar is used as a standard for raising your legs." Grandpa Bi said lightly.
Everyone: "..."
Ji Chenyang's first revolution in the new barracks ended just before it started.
…… ..
However, because of this morning, Wang Aiguo and the monk were taken care of by Bi Yiye. Even if Wang Aiguo is not tall, his legs are not high, but he is still tall, and it is not particularly difficult to kick his feet to the height of Maza.
But the monk did evil, and today he really realized what the pain in the heart was.
At night, the monk, who was finally able to lie down to sleep, returned to lying on his back.
The monk lying on the bed and the half-dead Wang Aiguo lying on the bed groaned in pain.
"Is grandpa Bi crazy? I have torn chrysanthemums, and he still treats me like this!" The monk shouted cursingly.
King Wang's patriotic eyes stared at the bunk bed indifferently, and said lightly, "Finally, you also admit that you are torn by a chrysanthemum."
"What can I do if I don't admit it? Now the whole team knows that I have torn a chrysanthemum?"
"Deserve it, let your brain be ruined." Wang Aiguo said angrily. If it wasn't for the monk's cleverness, he wouldn't be concocted by Grandpa Bi.
Xiaotian happened to take a shower at this time, and when he saw the posture of the monk, he suddenly curiously said, "Monk, I saw you in this posture, and I was suddenly curious. If someone cuts the foreskin and then hemorrhoids What happened? "
"Hey, this question is a bit interesting!" Wang Aiguo ‘sicked up in dying and looked curiously at the monk’.
"Why, monk, go for a foreskin?" Xiao Tian said earnestly.
The monk face was aggressive, totally unaware of why this topic got on him.
"Am I crazy? I'm going to circumcise for your strange assumptions?"
"You can't say that, you need to understand this ..." Wang Aiguo said as he walked to the monk's bed and sat down.
Before he finished speaking, Xiaotian heard a bang.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Jia Qu heard the sound of rushing all the way, and then saw the smoke as soon as he entered the door. In a cloud of smoke ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The monk lay on the ground across his bed, looking pained.
On the side, Wang Aiguo, who also fell through the bedboard to the ground, but with two legs still hanging on the bedside steel frame.
"You guys ... what are you doing!" Jia Qu shouted in shock.
…… ..
This incident resolved two major issues at once. One is that the bed of the new barracks is too old, and the maximum load is 400 pounds. Once it exceeds 400 pounds, the bed board will collapse.
Another one was proposed by Xiaotian. When a person cuts foreskin and then has hemorrhoids, what position should he use to sleep?
When the monk fell off the bed, his crotch hit a screw under the bed.
Although the screws were not all inserted, they still scratched some skin, so the monk became a man with blood on both sides.
Then everyone got the answer. The bleeding at both ends does not mean that you must sleep on your side. For example, a monk, he slept on his back with his arms around.
Reason, this pose is a bit weird.
Uh ...
After a few days of nagging, Wang Aiguo and others finally felt that the days were calm again. One day in late September, a rumor emerged from the brigade.
It is said that due to the aging facilities of Chenyang Recruit Barracks, the above funded decision to build a new brigade, after which all the recruits will move to the new brigade, and the original Chenyang Recruit Barracks will be rebuilt for other purposes.
When He heard the news, Wang Aiguo was shocked. Did the brigade build it? Doesn't it take a year and a half?
When Wang Aiguo wondered and asked, a figure appeared at the door of the dormitory to answer this question for him.
"Comrades, I'm back!" You Jiang shouted excitedly at the gate.