Chapter 669: Haha, I can't say anything about this
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1360 characters
- 2021-02-26 02:07:16
After the thief passed out, the monk did not continue to fight, and stood up and patted the ashes on his hands.
At this time, I do n’t know who was the leader, the crowd around me started clapping frantically, and my mouth was yelling
chinesekongfu
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Hearing the applause from around, the monk was a little aggressive, but he also saw that everyone should praise him, so he couldn't help but blush.
At this time, Charles cast a glorious look at the monk, and was pleasantly surprised by Wang's love for the country.
"Here, this must be the legendary Chinese Kung Fu, right? My gosh! Take the empty blade empty handed! No, take the pistol empty handed, it's so cool, I want to worship him as a teacher!
Wang Aiguo looked at Charles's expectant gaze, and his face was aggressive.
Brother, what are you looking forward to? Looking forward to answering and telling you, is this Chinese Kung Fu? Wait, worship him as a teacher? What do you expect him to teach you? Teach you 愣头青?
Covering his forehead with his hands, Wang Aiguo really had nothing to say.
Soon, the monk also found Wang Aiguo and Charles, and came over excitedly.
"Patriotic, you see that I caught the thief. Say this thief is really stupid, nothing to take a toy gun, who does he think he can frighten?" The monk said excitedly to Wang Aiguo.
Seeing the monk's excitement, Wang Aiguo shook his head helplessly.
"The monk, I want to tell you, this is the rice country, here is a gun, so the gun in this thief's hand is a real gun most likely!"
"Ah? Really!"
The monk's face suddenly changed when he heard this, and at this time he realized that, yes, this is not China or the rice country, and guns are not banned here.
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That night the monk became famous in the barracks of the Riceland.
No way, Charles went back to catch the monk blowing too fast to the old monarch. What King Kong is not bad, light as a bird, soaring up to 90,000 miles is trivial.
Finally, at the evening for dinner, the monk was directly treated as an emperor. Immediately after entering the restaurant, the monk was trapped on the sofa by a group of people, and then a group of crooked nuts took the sofa to bring the monk to the center of the restaurant.
When eating at night, it is a cocktail party or a bar, meal buffet, wine buffet. However, self-help is for Wang Aiguo and others. For monks, it's not self-help, it's called tapas and tap wine. These crooked nuts can't wait to feed the monks mouth-to-mouth.
In this regard, Wang Aiguo is even more aggressive. Does it make sense for you to be so excited? This monk doesn't understand English! Whatever you say, he doesn't understand!
Incidentally, some people may ask, where are the bars in the barracks, in fact, there are always bars in the barracks of the Riceland. It's not surprising that you can see what kind of maritime fortress. When people fight against aliens, remember to drink some wine at night.
In the bar, Wang Aiguo sighed and ate a buffet while pouring himself a glass of champagne.
At this time, Shen Long went silently to Wang Aiguo, watching the monk holding the moon by the stars while arrogant to Wang Aiguo: "Fat man, this monk is so shining, will there be any obstacle to our mission? "
Wang Aiguo took a fork and inserted a few meatballs in the dinner plate in front of him, then turned his head and looked helplessly at Shen Shenlong: "What can I do? I will explain to them all Now, this person will not know Chinese Kung Fu, but who believes now? "
Shen Long rolled his eyes, and at this time Charles walked right in front of the two.
When seeing Charles, Shen Long grabbed Charles's shoulder and said to Charles: "Charles, this monk really does not have much Chinese skill, don't make any more fools, and continue to do so. It's going to be heaven! "
Upon hearing this, Charls quickly shook his head: "I saw it in the afternoon with my own eyes, that is definitely Chinese Kung Fu. Without Chinese Kung Fu, how could you see the gun and not be afraid!"
"Brother, he treats him like a toy gun, can he be afraid!" Wang Aiguo was speechless on the side, how to explain this topic!
At this time, the monk seemed to be playing hi, and somehow stood on a table.
Watching the monk standing on the table like a star, Wang Aiguo is speechless. You do n’t understand English, brother. Are you okay?
As a result, at this time, there was a rice female soldier on the side, looking so white and beautiful, holding a beer bottle without a word, and handing it to the monk.
The monk who took the beer bottle didn't know what he thought. He picked up a piece of something similar to a writing board on the side and smashed the bottle cap of the beer bottle. He suddenly opened the bottle bottle cap. Now, the beer inside is gushing out.
Seeing this scene, the soldiers on the side of the rice country were stunned, and a lot of cheers were issued after two seconds of silence.
At this time, Charles pointed at the monk with excitement and said, "Look, you see, this must be Chinese kung fu. How could we have opened the beer bottle cap without a wrench!"
Wang Aiguo: "..."
Shen Long: "..."
Just be happy, I won't say any more.
It seemed to be too much fun, the generous nature of the Mi people was revealed, the monk was still on the table, and suddenly a Mi female soldier rushed to the table and kissed the monk's face fiercely.
To be honest, this kind of thing is also normal in foreign countries. It's rare to kiss and kiss, but what the monk did not expect was that a cell phone was quietly facing him in the distance.
After clicking, Wang Aiguo looked down at the photo on the phone, then nodded firmly to Shen Long.
"Okay, grab the handle. There should be no problem this time!"
"OK!" Shen Long's right Wang Aiguo compared with an OK gesture.
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After being crazy for a while, the crowd around the monk gradually dispersed, doing his own thing, and the monk also seemed somewhat unwilling at this time, cheerfully came to the front of Wang Aiguo and Shen Long.
"The people of the Rice Kingdom are so enthusiastic that they can't stand it. It's very interesting to be a soldier!"
After the monk finished speaking, Shen Long and Wang Aiguo both sneered, huh, huh, now you think it's interesting, and you will know what is really `` interesting '' in a moment.
Walking to Wang Aiguo's side, the monk poured himself a glass of champagne, and then looked at Wang Aiguo Road: "So how can there be a bar like this in the barracks? Will this place hold a reception every day?"
Wang Aiguo glanced at the monk, which seemed a bit difficult to answer.
However, after thinking about it, it seems that the soldiers seem to have some connection with drinking somehow ~ EbookFREE.me ~ But now all Chinese military camps have a prohibition on alcohol, as long as they are not allowed to drink in the camp.
But do you think this prohibition can really completely ban alcohol?
It's also hard to tell the truth, like the Ningcheng frigate detachment has a restaurant.
The hotel is the brigade, who's relatives opened anyway.
After the prohibition order, other people ’s wines have not come directly. They are poured directly into a drink bottle and then come up. It looks like you are drinking, but you are actually drinking.
In this case, basically the guard even opened his eyes and closed his eyes. After all, there must be guests coming to the restaurant. There is an old saying in China that there is no dinner without wine and no dinner without dinner. Right.
So you said that it is really difficult to completely ban it, but now the better than before is the staff on duty, on duty, on duty, or in the case of urgent tasks, everyone also converges a lot, and certainly will not go drinking.