Chapter 670: God special Taiji push hands

He poured himself a glass of champagne. When he wanted to drink it, Wang Aiguo glanced at him with a weird saying: "Speaking back, do you understand English? Are you so happy over there?"
The monk nodded and said disdainfully, "I'm also a college student. Although I don't understand it very well, I still understand a few words. For example, they all call my brother! Everyone calls me Brother, may I be polite? "
Hearing this word, Wang Aiguo was speechless. Just now those soldiers of the rice country called him brother, what does it have to do with brother?
Listening to it, Wang Aiguo understood why the monk suddenly jumped to the table before.
It turned out that a little girl asked the monk if she wanted to dance together, but he heard that she wanted to perform a dance, so he went to the table and performed martial arts alone.
As for the beer, Wang Aiguo also figured it out. The little girl didn't let him open it. The little girl handed him in front of him and wanted to have a drink with him. As a result, the monk thought he was performing martial arts. It was said to be opened and returned to the little girl.
This patriotic Wang is also speechless. Brother, if you do n’t understand others, you ca n’t avoid the waves. Anyway, a little low-key is OK.
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo and Shen Long are not talking, anyway, you are happy, anyway, in this unfamiliar place for so few days, people can't find you after you leave, how to toss and how to toss.
However, at this time, the monk inexplicably watched his champagne start to burst.
Seeing the monk suddenly stopped talking, Wang Aiguo looked at the monk in doubt and said, "What's wrong? Why didn't you suddenly speak?"
"Oh, I suddenly discovered that I have a hair in this champagne? Have you ever heard that classic story?"
"What story?"
"Well, if you want to judge whether a hair is hairy or hairy, it depends on whether it is curved. Straight, it is hair, if it is curved, it is hairy. So I have this one in it It seems a little curved! "
After the monk spoke, Wang Aiguo went up and kicked the monk directly.
This topic sounds very reasonable, but this topic must not ignore a special case, that is, there is a person in this world like Wang Aiguo, they are born with curly hair.
"You can shut up, according to your theory, my natural curling up is just one head and Bama, isn't it?" Wang Aiguo shouted angrily to the monk.
Looking at Wang Aiguo, the monk grinned and said, "Say the chicken, don't say it, civilize you and me, and stay in Chongyang Day, and come to pick chrysanthemums!"
"roll!"
Talking about Wang Aiguo, he kicked directly in the air and kicked directly at the monk, and the monk was also polite. He directly reached out and blocked Wang Aiguo's flying leg. He also took a Taiji pusher and turned Wang Aiguo in a circle to make him stable Stably.
Seeing this scene, all the foreign friends on the side were stunned, shouting Chinese kung fu one by one.
And Wang Aiguo was stunned, with a shocked expression: "Monk, when did you have this skill?"
"Oh, last time we returned to the army, we learned the actual combat theory of Taiji Pushing Hands!" Said the monk proudly.
Wang Aiguo: "..."
There is no need to explain it now. This is true. This monk will definitely be Chinese kung fu.
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That night, the monk drank too much. He was the star holding the moon, and he was very happy. As for Wang Aiguo and Shen Long, they would not drink too much. After the tasting, they looked at the monk with a calm look.
When Wang Aiguo was eating, Charles was actually a little nervous. After all, Wang Aiguo's food was a bit unusual.
At the end of the evening reception, Wang Aiguo took the lead to return to his room. When Wang Aiguo was washing, the monk walked back from the outside drunk.
When he saw the monk coming back, Wang Aiguo took a bath and rushed out of the bathroom without a word.
No way, the monk drank so much, Wang Aiguo was really afraid that the monk would vomit.
Vomiting is not important. It is important that the monk don't vomit on the wrong bed. If he vomits on his own bed, it will be embarrassing if he vomits on Wang Aiguo's bed.
However, the monk had better alcohol than Wang Aiguo imagined. After drinking so much champagne, he was just dizzy and did not vomit.
Back at the dormitory, the monk stared at Wang Aiguo drunkenly, and then said with a pained expression: "I met the one who was on the way back, and he told me to tell you, we will send a beast to perform. Let us Go get the list. "
After the monk spoke, Wang Aiguo's face went green. Send a beast show, will this taste be too heavy?
"Brother, wait for a while, what kind of animal and beast to perform, what kind of animal, etc., can this beast choose by himself?"
Wang Aiguo asked eagerly, but at this time the monk had fallen on the bed, and the personnel were unconscious.
Looking at the monk's shape, Wang Aiguo was suddenly surprised. Brothers, you sleep in seconds.
And at this time, Wang Aiguo's door was knocked, and when he heard the knock, Wang Aiguo's instinct was tense. This human-beast show, wouldn't anyone send the beast over?
Lying down, is the crooked nut so strong?
踌躇 Again and again, Wang Aiguo still opened the door. After opening the door, he saw Shen Long coming in with two sheets.
"Oh, patriotic, this is your monk's life insurance policy. You two will take care of it yourself. If anything happens, this insurance policy can be settled."
After receiving two insurance policies from Shen Long, Wang Aiguo was speechless.
How much did this monk drink? If you can listen to the life insurance show of adult beasts, you are a pervert.
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The night passed quickly, and the monk's alcohol consumption has really grown, at least he did not vomit.
After the second day, the monk ’s influence continued to expand. At least now the monk is walking in the camp, everyone knows him and everyone greets him.
Here, the monk's recognition is extremely high. After all, this body is full of hair, and there are really not many people similar to chimpanzees.
After the monk became famous in the rice camp ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Wang Aiguo found that it was not completely unhelpful.
At least all the Mi soldiers now have great respect for them, and they are all beautiful.
In this regard, Wang Aiguo also inquired. In fact, the rice soldiers were not particularly polite to the soldiers of other countries. They were only very polite to the Chinese. The reason is very simple, that is, four words, Chinese Kung Fu.
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo inexplicably thought of his Taekwondo black belt brother in his recruit camp.
The brother of the Taekwondo Black Belt performed a 720-degree swivel in the air as soon as he entered the barracks, and then kicked the bricks.
Afterwards, even Grandpa Bi was very kind to see him.
Until one day the Taekwondo brother met a man named Monk, and then kicked him directly 6 meters away.
Then everyone found out that this thing turned out to be just a flower.