Chapter 45: Humbert Humbert XII

There was a row of cold sweat in Fei's forehead, and it was not hot or painful. His face was like white paper, and a sentence was squeezed out of his teeth: "Are you finished?"
Luo Wenzhou stood on the side with a pained expression, and seemed to be in silence. After two seconds of silence, he couldn't hold his head anymore, and laughed wildly.
"You guys, you can't do this," said the old orthopaedic doctor who was treating Fei Du's injured left arm, and said in a whisper, "I see that the habits are not good? You young people now, day and night." I do n’t like sports. I know which paralyzed computer I am going to use all day long. Is my body okay? I wonder, what ’s so fun about that broken thing? Do n’t think you are young. Some people have osteoporosis when they are 20 or 30 years old. ... "
Fees that have never played a computer late at night are always speechless.
Fei Du was near the intersection of Chenguang and was hit by a co-pilot by a car that rushed from the right. The driver was a novice who had just taken the car for two months. The whole man was carried away by an ambulance. It is said that Because I was unfamiliar with the road signs, I made a wrong turn, somehow found that I was retrograde, and I just saw Feidu's big tank like a tank coming up. I was panicked and stepped on the throttle as the brake—this was an emergency call. Traffic police concluded.
All in all, the cause of the accident was that the driving school was too watery, and Fei Du was unlucky.
Fortunately, Fei Du ’s car today has a high safety factor and I responded in a timely manner. Instead, the other party ’s car was more severely damaged. He was basically shocked-even his glasses were n’t broken.
... but the glasses are strong, and Fei Zong's Jin Gui is a bit dwarfed. His left arm was hit by a popped airbag and cracked.
Fei Du insists that the posture is a bit of an inch.
What's even worse is, I don't know how so clever, Fei Du's rare wolverine was just seen by Luo Wenzhou's wicked stuff.
Luo Wenzhou accompanied him to the hospital for a day trip. After learning about Fei Du's injury, he took Mr. Fei's strong-willed glasses, and the whole man couldn't stop laughing. The heavy mood caused by the pressure of work every day was swept away. And empty.
"Doctor, such bourgeois hooligans don't play computers. They go out every night to sing songs," Luo Wenzhou said, watching the liveliness is not a big deal, adding jealousy to the side. "Look at that face, it's empty, it's all corrupt and degenerate prove."
The doctor stared at the big eyes like a dragonfly, and looked at Fedu vampire's face through the reading glasses: "Hey, it's a bit."
Fei Du: "..."
"I'll fix it for you first, the crack is not serious, just come over and dismantle it in two days, remember not to do strenuous exercise, quit smoking and drinking, and color," the old man urged earnestly, "Also, pay attention to calcium supplementation, Young man, or ten years from now, you will be a 'crisp'! "
The last sentence somehow stabbed Luo Wenzhou's laughing point. This man was going crazy, and most of the time in his second life lived on such a joke, until he drove down Fei Du to drive home, and still issued weird laughter from time to time.
Fei Du pity him a bit, and feel that the Luo team is really miserable in this life. In the boring life, there is only such low-level fun to pick up and talk about.
The two originally had an appointment with Teacher Bai and one with the Land Bureau. After this battle, they had to make an appointment at the same time.
"The intersection at the left is left ... you drove," Fei dug his eyelids angrily. "Uncle, will your elderly look at the navigation?"
"Did you realize that I was going to sell you away? I've contacted the buyers," Luo Wenzhou went straight down the wrong route, and drove all the way to a shopping mall. He beckoned, "Go, get off, the buyer is waiting for the inspection in front."
"Can you please pack me a bit better and sell it?" Fei Du looked at his crumpled coat angrily and tried to move it. I felt that there were many bruises all over my body, so it hurt. Sitting in the car without moving, he said to Luo Wenzhou weakly, "You can bring the buyer yourself, I can't move."
Luo Wenzhou didn't force it, just watched his paralyzed Dexing chuckled, took the man without glasses strong in the car, and left alone.
Fei thought that he was going to do something along the way. He himself was a rider, and there was no reason to ask others to serve home, so he didn't care.
He adjusted the co-pilot's seat back again, occupying most of the interior space of the car. The whole person was almost lying down, half-closed and leaning on his eyes. In the endless pain, he remembered what he had encountered. That car accident.
It ’s not uncommon to read wrong signposts and use the accelerator as a brake ... It ’s not uncommon to know whether it ’s subjective or intentional or the driver ’s negligence.
The only difference is that the former is murder and the latter is just an accident.
From this point of view, the car is really an excellent murder tool.
Just when Fei Duzhuo was thinking about these things and was about to fall asleep, the door next to him rang and Luo Wenzhou returned.
Fei Du casually glanced at his head, and was shocked to find that he actually had a cake in his hand, and the exaggerated carton was filled with candles and stupid cartoon characters.
Fei Du subconsciously hid towards the door on the other side, as if Luo Wenzhou was not holding a cake in his hand, but a bomb.
"Haven't seen a birthday cake? What to hide, and the cake is not intended to insult you." Luo Wenzhou put the cake box away. "Did the buddy who handled the accident register your ID card? Don't tell me the date on your ID card is wrong of."
Fei Du was stiffer than the plaster on his arm, and the whole man was in a state of instability that he was about to jump out of the car at any time.
However, it still did not exist. In the on-board music of Luo Wenzhou's folk songs, popular songs and folk songs, Fei Du maintained this state until Luo Wenzhou parked his car downstairs.
"The doctor said, let you quit smoking, drinking, and coloring. I think you have plaster in your hand. Don't go out and shake the market today, just experience the sunset-red life with the" middle-aged and elderly people. "Luo Wenzhou cocked his jaw. , "Come down."
Fei Du looked at him for a while with an unclear look, carefully lifted his painful arm, and pulled out of the car with half body.
He walked too slowly, and Luo Wenzhou had to stop and wait from time to time: "As for Master? Fortunately, our family is on the first floor, or we have to carry you up."
Fei Du said nothing, and didn't answer.
He was like a cat who had been in someone else's territory for the first time, and every osteotomy on his spine was full of vigilance. So he moved to the door of Luo Wenzhou's house step by step. As soon as Luo Wenzhou opened the door, the "head of the family" discovered a small round head that he had prepared earlier and looked out.
Luo Wenzhou: "Go in, Luo Yi pot, don't stand in the way!"
Luo Yiguo's vision was blocked by the large carton in his hand. Suspected that this was a fresh thing for the old man to tribute to his elderly people, he politely extended his neck and lifted his claws to grab him. After knocking, Luo Yigu landed indignantly, and yelled twice. Until then, he could see that there was a stranger behind him.
Fei Du and Luo Yiguo looked at each other. Fei Du was more restrained, but took a small step back. Luo Yiguo frowned on the spot and issued a scream that was not like a cat's voice. It came with four claws and land. The ground turned sharply, the claws and the slippery floor rubbed against each other, staring at a pair of big eyes like glass balls, lowering the center of gravity, and making a posture that was ready to jump up desperately at any time.
In this brave posture, it looked at Fei Du again for a moment. After a while, Luo Yiguo immediately took the initiative and gave up the fight. He did not look back into the gap of the sofa without going back.
Luo Wenzhou: "..."
With a cat so seduced, he felt a little shameless.
"No need to change shoes," Luo Wenzhou pointed at the sofa. "Sit casually, hey, this cat didn't recognize any problems before. Last time a colleague came over, he chased everyone 'ha' all the way. You, Luo Yiguo, you roll it out for me, roll a dirt under the sofa, and turn on my bed sheet again, you bastard! "
Luo Yichi was dead and motionless.
Luo Wenzhou yelled at the sofa: "Are you still eating?"
I heard it this time, and carefully peeped out the two mustaches in the slit of the sofa. Then, it smelled the stranger's scent and retracted decisively.
Comrade Luo Yiguo was so scared of hunger strike.
Luo Wenzhou was helpless, opened a canned cat and threw it next to its rice bowl, and then flipped it in the next cupboard. He found a sugar box and threw it in front of Fei Du, who was sitting in danger. Dish. Say okay first. I do n’t wait for the young master. What do I eat and what you eat, do n’t be so troublesome. "
Fei Du did not raise any objections. His seated posture was terribly fatal, as if it was not a sofa under the buttocks, but the roof of the world.
Luo Wenzhou walked away for a while, then he opened the sugar box with one hand with a little effort. The variety in it was strange, probably the kind of assorted sugar box bought during the New Year. A few pieces of chocolate had become a very postmodern shape. It makes people lose their appetite at the first sight ... but the bottom box is a box of toffee, old-fashioned, crudely-made packaging, which is always irregularly shaped, sticking teeth to the dead-he remembers this Something smells.
Fei Du slowly took out a piece of toffee, tore it with the tip of his teeth, and threw it into his mouth. Then, he set his eyes on the kitchen, the range hood roared, and the kitchen knife and chopping board collided with each other rhythmically. Luo Wenzhou ’s The back and forth are there.
Luo Wenzhou said "fry a few dishes at will", but he actually made them seriously. He cooked a few dishes with vegetarian food in a very short time. He put the cake in the middle, thought about it, and inserted the root. The candle is lit.
Luo Wenzhou raised his head, facing the eyes of Shang Fedu, so he said dryly: "Look, I won't sing a birthday song for you, do you intend to make a wish? Bless you from being hit by a car next birthday It's OK. "
Fei Du: "Oh."
The two faced each other for a moment at the cartoon candle on the cake, the atmosphere was weird, as if they were mourning the past.
Luo Wenzhou immediately regretted it: "You still blow it up, it's a little bit two."
Feituo has rarely eaten all kinds of cakes in the world. Only birthday cake is very strange to him. It seems to have been tasted when he was very young. Feituo had a lot of guests at home. The birthday was basically For the outsiders, the expensive cake gave him only a symbolic piece and was taken away. The next day he wanted to find it, it was gone-because the cream was not fresh for a while.
What is the difference between a birthday cake and a normal breakfast cake? At best, it was just a small hole left by a few candles, but Fei Du always felt that the taste was different.
Luo Wenzhou's craftsmanship is also very remarkable. The disadvantage is that there is no wine. The Luo team obeyed the doctor's advice and only gave him a pack of high-calcium breakfast milk.
Some middle-aged and elderly men have summed up their submissions a lot more times. When they go home to face their wives and children, they always unconsciously move this bad style. Luo Wenzhou hated his father's training before eating. Ten years later, he was infected. Usually with Luo Yiguo, the disease is still in the incubation period. Today, I added a fee to the dining table, and the attack opened.
"Another year," Luo Wenzhou poured the heated breakfast milk into the cup, pushed it to Fei Du, and started a long story with his dad in the same vein. "I didn't say you, let's do some business in the future, when will it be mixed? Is it a head? The result of the extremely rich material life should be more pursuit, rather than lying on the golden mountain like a salted fish. Young people can't afford space, and sooner or later something will happen. "
Fei Du has never experienced such a Chinese-style parental culture, holding a ball, it sounds very fresh.
Luo Wenzhou continued: "This is the nature of human beings. First of all, the pursuit of food and clothing, worry-free food and clothing, and sensory comfort, then we must seek a higher level of satisfaction, such as a sense of accomplishment, such as self-realization, and still indulge in low levels. The profligacy is actually paralyzing for a long time, and the invisible anxiety will be very painful. You may buy today Maybach and Bugatti tomorrow, and you can alleviate this deep-seated pain that conflicts with human nature. ?"
"No," Feidu swallowed the croquettes slowly, "but the pain that he couldn't afford was obviously more superficial."
"..." Luo Wenzhou glared at him, but found that Fei Du's mouth had a smile, and was joking-although this joke sounded a bit puzzling, Luo Wenzhou said, "Don't dare to interrupt during the preaching, if this is In our house, you bear kids now have to move a bench to the door to squat to write a check and still want to eat? "
After listening to this sentence, Fei Du didn't know what he remembered, only that smile gradually faded. He was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "My family basically has no one to talk to when they have dinner. Unless there are guests, they rarely see my dad at the dinner table. My mom is emotionally unstable, and often eats half of them, and it happens for no reason. , Sometimes he left the tableware with a calm face, and sometimes suddenly cried at the table. "
Luo Wenzhou froze.
"Eating at home is a very frightening thing," Fei Du shrugged, seemingly helpless. "It happens to be peaceful once in a while, it's like winning a prize."
Luo Wenzhou thought for a while, but did not comfort him, but said lightly: "It sounds miserable, I don't know which one is more comfortable than checking."
Fei Du raised an eyebrow.
"Really, imagine that you squat at the door, lie on the bench, and rushed to the door of the house with a piece of draft paper. When the weather is hot, everyone just closes the security door. From the outside, you can see what your house is doing. The neighbors are parents. Yes, anyone who passes must look down at you and ask, "What did you do again, boy?" It is a great insult to personality and dignity. "
Fei Du couldn't help laughing.
Luo Wenzhou also planned to say something. Suddenly, his cell phone rang and he called from the office landline. Luo Wenzhou suddenly felt a sense of ominousness in his heart.
"Hey," Tao Ran's voice gasped. "Squad Luo, just now they reported at the police station in the district and said Chen Chen was lost!"
His cell phone was loud and Fei Du heard it.
Luo Wenzhou: "When? Where did you lose it? Don't worry, it's not necessarily the same thing."
"She went to the Children's Palace to learn painting today, and Chang Ning sent her at noon. The grown-up told her at night that she should wait half an hour in the Children's Palace and not go out. Her dad could pick it up after work. Their class was about four o'clock. At half-time, her dad called her. The child was still in the studio, and it was more than five o'clock. When the adult passed, he couldn't find anyone. "