Chapter 816: A World Without Thieves 2

This "A World Without Thieves" is no longer his "A World Without Thieves".
The humor of Hong Kong films is mostly made by delicate bridges and exaggerated body parts, while the original Feng's comedy films mostly rely on lines, especially Ge You's lines.
Xu Ke was puzzled when he first started, why did Ge You have to say this? Why does the audience laugh?
Xu Fei explained that it was just like the Hong Kong audience saw Xu Guanwen and Zhou Xingxing...
Old Monster Xu understood, and after running in for a while, he found a more appropriate sense of proportion.
At the beginning of the film, in a large villa.
"Good."
"Good."
"Day."
"Day."
The camera scans from under the feet, first with a pair of white slippers, covering two feet wearing black stockings.
Slowly move up, the two slender and well-proportioned calves are brought together and stretched diagonally to the right.
This stretch angle, her round thighs, tight hips in the skirt, and thin and fleshy waist formed several excellent fulcrums to support this graceful body.
Further up, a white shirt, a face of Gong Li, gold-rimmed glasses, and two buttons on the collar...
When she was young, Gong Li was destroyed in Lao Mouzi's local film, and she didn't show her figure properly.
At this moment, she wore the face of a Chinese female teacher, dressed as a female teacher from Dongying, and her lethality was amazing.
"Wow!"
There is another sound of frogs underneath. If there is a barrage passing by, the guarantee is:
"Awsl!"
"Photographer add chicken legs!"
"I'm a girl, so I am excited too!"
"Mingren doesn't talk secretly, I want to lick her feet!"
Alas!
The opening chapter introduces English teacher Gong Li, big money Fu Biao, and wife Liu Bei.
Fu Biao is a wig, with hair on the left and right, bald in the middle, but he combs a few strands from the left side, forcing it to score two to eight, which is very funny.
After a few words, the wife went out and the big money sent the nanny away.
At this moment, the camera changed suddenly and gave a close-up of Gong Li's side, sitting alone in the room with two beautiful legs with black silk... I picked up my interest and knew what was going to happen.
The early films of Feng Pants had the problem of blind soundtrack.
The original version of "A World Without Thieves", while performing a fairy dance, accompanied by lyrical songs, and interspersed with natural scenery. Don't look at Feng Pants who keeps talking about serving the people, but always yearning for the palace of literature and art.
Making comedy is a literary and artistic film is blocked, begging for food, the result is famous, and simply go all the way.
"Don't do this, don't do this!"
"You said you wouldn't touch me."
"Buttons, buttons are about to fall...Aren't you afraid of being discovered by your wife?"
Fu Biao is like a pig, arching a little bit on the bed.
Gong Li kept hiding back, maintaining the dignified manner of the female teacher, but her tone was three-point rejection and seven-point enthusiasm, which made the man more excited.
"She is not at home, not at home!"
"But someone is here."
"Who, I just sent it away!"
"That person is here."
Gong Li blocked him with one hand and pointed back with the other.
Panting, Fu Biao turned back and screamed suddenly, falling off the bed in fright. I don't know when there are more people in the living room, sitting on a chair, with legs folded, shooting with a DV.
"Don'tworry!"
"TakeItEasy!"
Wearing a hat and sunglasses, this man walked out of the shadows, squatted down, and raised his face.
The temperament is like a black society, and as a result, he grinned and instantly smiled hippiely, just like the Prince Duan in "East and West", whistling cheaply:
"President Liu, you are so unreasonable to my girlfriend, you hurt me deeply. Youhurtmyheart...forgot? Just taught you, think about it..."
After the male thief played, the fairy jumped successfully, and the female thief had an obvious personality change.
The original version of Liu Ruoying was a bit weird. He wiped Fu Biao's sweat, and hugged his arms to act like a baby, looking like a powerful and ever-changing character. But the plot behind it didn't show up again, and the food was overwhelming.
Gong Li is very direct.
After the male thief appeared, she became less talkative, irritable, and disgusted to do such things-at this time she had found out that she was pregnant.
The two were eyeing the big-ticket car, the original BMW E46325i, now a few years in advance, sponsored by Mr. Xu, it became a big run.
"Because I owe 1 million RMB to Mr. Wang Bo and Ms. Wang Li, after friendly negotiation between the two parties, I agreed to use a Mercedes-Benz car to repay the debt..."
"Come and press a handprint, come and come..."
"come on!"
Seeing that the other party refused to sign, Gong Li directly raised her hand and snapped!
There are clear handprints on Fu Biao's face.
"Hey, how do you hit people? Be patient with customers. How can you do business for a long time like this? You stop me!"
"..."
Gong Li was lazy and walked towards the camera, her long legs snapping. First take off the glasses, grab the forehead with your hands, and tear it back.
Like the martial arts film Disguise, a big wave spreads, and his eyes are fierce and cold.
The female teacher becomes the queen in seconds, and her temperament is transformed in 360 degrees!
Xu Fei admits that Tsui Hark really can shoot women.
He felt that Brigitte Lin was heroic, so he shot the Oriental Undefeated; he thought Zhang Manyu was charming and hot, so he shot Jin Xiangyu; he felt that Wang Zuxian could be soft and soft, so he shot Bai Suzhen...
Similarly, he felt that Gong Li was super atmospheric, so he shot the Queen's Fan.
The two succeeded in blackmailing, drove out of the complex, and backed back, and said to the saluting security guard: "What are you doing here? Be a star?
What we need is not salute, but a sense of security. "
Liang Jiahui patted the body and said the famous line: "You don't ask if you drive a good car? If you drive a good car, you can go in and out at will. Is it a good person to drive a good car?"
Huh!
The audience is excited, why is the scale of this year's movies so big?
Not long ago, "The Unknown" appeared, and this is "A World Without Thieves", vaguely returning to the unrestrained era of 96 years ago.
…………
The sense of rivers and lakes is very important.
The original version also has a sense of quagmire, but in order to pass the trial, a core theme is made: a dream of a thiefless root for Yuan Shagen, and the factor of pregnancy accumulation is downplayed.
This version is the other way around: male and female thieves accumulate virtue for their children and plan to do a good deed, which indirectly fulfills the silly root dream.
Tsui Hark is the best at this flag like golden basin washing hands.
In "Invincible in the East", the brothers of the Huashan School made an appointment and died. Let me go: "Some people have grievances, there are grievances, there are rivers and lakes, people are rivers and lakes, how do you withdraw?"
Of course, Gu Long said this.
"boom!"
The night was bleak, and a car rushed across the vast plateau and suddenly stopped on the side of the road.
Gong Li staggered out of the car, bent over and vomited.
Liang Jiahui wore a hat, wrapped it thickly, lit a cigarette in one hand and patted her back with the other: "Why is the altitude sickness so severe?"
"vomit!"
Gong Li didn't answer, she stood up for a while, her expression haggard.
The light is very dim, two people faintly, the red taillights of the car. A road doesn't know where to come and where to go, as if hanging alone at the end of the world.
The night howl of the plateau wolf came from a distance.
She leaned on the car door and exhaled in vain: "Did you say there is an end to this road?"
"I will be there tomorrow morning, and sell the car first."
Liang Jiahui didn't care, the smoke and sparks flashed: "The scenery here is good, I heard that there are many temples. It's a pity that you and I don't believe in Buddha, otherwise I will walk around with you."
"..."
Gong Li turned her head and looked at the man who was accompanied by life and death: "After finishing this ticket, I will stop it. I don't want to do it."
"..."
Liang Jiahui also turned his head and looked at the woman: "I only think you are confused and talk nonsense!"
boom!
The female thief stretched out his hand and was about to fight. The male thief had expected to use his arm, but he also made a muffled noise.
She wiped herself into the car.
The man stood outside, after smoking most of the cigarette, he also exhaled in vain.
"boom!"
The car started, and the two red dots of the taillight seemed to become two dotted lines, moving further and further, disappearing into the vast night.
Until then, the title "A World Without Thieves" appeared on the screen.
The auditorium was quiet, and the little lovers no longer gnawed at each other, they were all taken into the play, two clear characters:
Texture!
(and also……)