Chapter 58: Phobia of women and solutions
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So I Am A Demon Descendent!
- Newspaper Boy
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- 2021-02-26 07:54:44
King Kong and Li Bai had a good relationship, and stayed with him to relieve their boredom. Thunder Fighter still has something to do, telling Li Xianyu and Li Bai to take a good rest, then leave. The three men had a chat in the ward.
羡 Li Xianyu quickly integrated into them. In fact, regardless of Li Bai or King Kong, although there is a quirk of poems and a horror of women, but his personality is good, it is not difficult to deal with.
"Your kid will be a full-time nurse of our company," Li Bai said with emotion. "If you appear early, we don't have to die so many brothers before."
King Kong said: "I don't know if your blood has the function of regenerating the limb. If you can, then I have a few bold ideas."
Li Bai and Li Xianyu: "What an idea."
King Kong reluctantly said, "I can't make contact with a woman. Any contact on the body won't work. Once it happens, I will want to cut the contact part. But, as a man, I still want to be with a woman ... "
Li Bai didn't understand: "Then?"
羡 Li Xianyu patted his head: "So you want to cut Ding Ding after you're done? I'm going, how did you come here, big brother, you are really talented."
Li Bai: "!!!"
King Kong sighed: "You are also a talent, no wonder the girl killer and Kato Eagle appreciate you so much."
Li Xianyu said, "You mental illness is very strange. Isn't phobia appear in otaku and old men? The former lacks experience in dealing with women, so when you see women, you will be shy and want to escape. The latter everyone All understand that there is no gold in the storeroom. "
"But you, this is not the two, what is the reason for your fear of women?"
King Kong's eyes showed the color of fear, as if thinking of something terrible, a block size of one meter and nine meters, actually took a hard nap.
羡 Li Xianyu said helplessly: "I really don't have to be so afraid. You may be missing for the first time. When I opened the room with my elder sister for the first time, I was too excited. My legs were snoring. Later ...
King Kong asked, "How about."
羡 Li Xianyu: "It turned out to be pretty cool."
Xi Jingang looked envious: "Describe it."
羡 Li Xianyu scratched his head: "This is hard to describe, otherwise you should practice yoga."
Li Bai: "???"
Why can't I keep up with the pace of their talking? Is I older?
After chatting for a long time, Li Xianyu found out that King Kong was in fact eager for men and women, but he could not accept physical contact with women, but he was not interested in churning.
羡 Li Xianyu is an old driver, and he patiently told him his experience, hoping to evoke his male instinct, and then picked him up to go to the big sword to see if he could overcome the phobia.
"Most young people don't understand the bliss, they just know that 鸷 kun Kun." Li Xianyu said bluntly: "The normal steps should be:
Twenty-one: Tumbling.
Twenty-two: Preach and practice.
Thirty-three: wear bowel over belly.
The third one is more flavorful. In fact, if you can do the third step, you don't have to overcome phobia. "
Li Bai: "?????"
King Kong's face was unclear.
Li Xianyu finished speaking, expecting: "After listening for a long time, you should have that impulse now."
King Kong nodded strongly.
羡 Li Xianyu followed the good temptation: "Boldly tell me what you desire now."
Kim Kong Shen Shen said: "I long for a new fan."
Li Xianyu: "....."
Naiko, Naiko. This person is dead.
For a moment, Li Bai finally found an opportunity to bring the topic back on track. He said: "Li Xianyu, the company should give you points rewards, but I also have to repay the life-saving grace. I teach you one way to exhale as a sword technique . "
"Exhale into a sword?"
"Well," Li Bai nodded, "I'm really lacking in anger now, so I can't perfect the actual combat, maybe I don't like elegance, but you can appreciate the power."
He gave him a "snoring" sound as if he had sputum in his throat, and then spit it out forcefully.
He is not "like". He really spit a sputum. Li Xianyu saw the sputum in his mouth flash away, and then the ceiling was penetrated by a deep pit with a wide finger.
Xiao Xiaomeng Xin Li Xianyu was stunned and said, "Suddenly I don't want to learn anymore."
Li Bai: "It's not very elegant to say, because I'm short of qi, I can only exert my power by attaching qi to saliva. Usually, when I exhale, I have a sword qi. It's not good, I teach you now Luck, do n’t you, Do n’t eavesdrop on my unique skills. "
Uh ...
Outside the ward, the thunderbolt knocked at the door, and a clear voice came in: "Come in."
推 He pushed in the door, Wushuang Zhanhun didn't play with her cell phone this time, she stood quietly in the ward, her face glanced.
法 The thunder and lightning king unconsciously put away the aura, and put on the elementary school student's restrained attitude toward the teacher.
When Xun met her for the first time, she did not feel any oppression from her. Instead, I feel that Warriors of Warriors is cute and cute.
The second time I saw her was yesterday, also in this ward, lying on the bed with unconscious Li Xianyu. At that time, she was standing in the ward quietly, surging with a terrible gas field like a tsunami.
At that moment, the Thunder King who could hardly breathe realized that the first time was because of her great-grandson, and of course, grandmother and grandmother would not show a terrible aura to their juniors. The unparalleled War Soul is the real War Soul in front of him.
"What are you looking for?" King Thunder thundered respectfully.
"Nearly, my great-grandson died." Grandma said lightly: "I'm not happy, I'm very happy."
"It's our fault, we didn't protect him." The thunder and lightning method was king.
He said in his heart that your grandson was so wasteful that he would be hurt if he was struck. He would die if he touched it.
Grandma Yun snorted: "I hope you are a bunch of waste ~ EbookFREE.me ~ My grandchildren certainly can't live with wives and children."
法 Thunder King: "Yes, yes, you learned the right thing."
He said in his heart, come on, the ancestral kidney is still wanting to have children.
Grandma Yun snorted again: "Help me to gather the Taoist Buddha Association and the speakers of the major families. The location will be at Lianghua Temple. I want to talk to them."
Thunder King Law frowned: "You are ..."
Wu Wushuang War Soul is now an obsolete number. She threatens her with broken spirit beads at most. Everyone knows her bottom line. It is a big deal not to touch Li Xianyu or to keep him alive. As long as the war spirit doesn't break the spirit beads, what she says has no weight. Not to mention negotiation.
Speaking of the "suicide" threat of the war spirit of the Li family, it is definitely the first in ancient and modern times.
When he came into contact with the grandmother's scorching gaze, he looked at it, looked at it carefully, and was surprised by the subtle changes in the war spirit, and said, "You, you ..."
Grandma Yun grandma nodded: "Barely restored to 40% combat power, hanging the old bald donkey on the head of the Buddha can not do, hanging on the group of chickens and dogs in the blood world is no problem."
The King of Thunder and Lightning smiled bitterly: "You are not afraid of the Buddha's seal."
Grandma said: "Rest assured, I am not going to kill, and I am not going to take Li Xianyu with me. I finally gave the Buddha a chance. If he does n’t stand by my side and wait for my grandson to make great achievements, my first An extreme way to destroy your blood. "
The King of Thunder and Lightning had no doubt that decisive decisiveness was the true soul of the unparalleled warfare. When the head of the Buddha blocked her, the two temples almost turned into ruins.
He said helplessly: "I first ask the opinions of the big boss, please remember to restrain yourself. Bao Ze has been established for several years. It has a shallow foundation and can't tear his face with them."
Grandma Grandma said "um".