Chapter 51: Cross me (hunter and prey...)
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Son, Mom Will Back You
- 曲小蛐
- 4184 characters
- 2021-01-31 05:42:58
Chapter 51
The morning sun was covered with sparkling brilliance on the sea, and there were deep and shallow footprints on the beach. Seagulls drew random arcs in the white sky with clear and loud calls.
Gu Nian was unwilling to appreciate the rare beauty. She was now leaning on the sun lounger on the open-air balcony.
The staff of the program team informed that the private electronic products of the participating guests would be taken over at 9 o'clock in the morning, so Gu Nian, after waking up from a drowsy night of dreams, the first thing she did was to call Gu Yuan to report her safety.
"Participating in a variety show?" Gu Yuan is over half a century old, and she wakes up early in the morning to "build the Great Wall" at home.
The mahjong tiles were played crisply, and the thumb was half-twisted familiarly. Ms. Gu was shocked and raised her head: "You finally saw it, you are going to be an actor without writing a script?"
Gu Nian: "..."
Gu Nian sighed.
One of them was probably a seagull, but it could also be something else, a bird she didn't know fell down and stopped in front of the wooden fence not far in front of her.
After staring at her with a pair of Doudou eyes for two seconds, the bird took two steps arrogantly.
Gu Nian drooped her eyes back and yawned silently: "No, it's a variety show with screenwriters and actors."
"I know you don't know how to get rid of it," Ms. Gu stood aside the mahjong tiles she touched and moved with one hand to sort out the deck of cards. "You haven't been the most hated camera in the past two years. If you want to play it?"
"Well, I thought about it. Since I want to prove myself in this circle as fast as possible, it is inevitable to appear in front of the camera."
"not afraid?"
"Don't be afraid," Gu Nian shook his head. "You always have to pay a price if you want to climb? This is the part I can accept."
"Let's go. It will be brilliant. Next time on the blind date, I can also type you a picture on the TV show... Hey, this is really good. They must be rushing to see you."
Gu Nian: "..."
"Mom, I'm playing mahjong at home every day. You should go to the dating agency."
"Huh, who dares to come to a dating agency where my daughters can't get married?"
"I'm only 22."
"If you are willing to get married when you wait for 32, then I specify not to urge, but do you want to?"
"..."
We choose to be silent.
The mother and daughter have fought too many times on this topic, and they know each other's tactics, and now they talk like black tea after seven or eight times.
So soon the two sides ended the topic tacitly in silence. Gu Yuan played a mahjong card and changed the topic skillfully.
"Speaking of age, how is your handsome son who is 24?"
Gu Nian choked.
The words of the man who had been forgotten, who had haunted her all night in last night's dream, was once again brought back to his mind.
[Do you want me, Gu Nian. 】
[Do you want me, Gu Nian. 】
[Do you want me, Gu Nian. 】
Gu Nian cried.
This is the kind that comes with 360-degree echo without dead ends.
"Why don't you speak?" Gu Yuan urged.
Gu Nian had to wipe away her tears, and faltered in Tai Chi, "How do you know he is 24?"
"Last video call, when he introduced me to myself, he said it together."
Gu Nian Jingjue: "What did you ask or did he say?"
After a pause that seemed to be guilty, Gu Yuan coughed: "Is there a difference?"
"Of course, yes, yes!"
Gu Nian was completely awake now, and sat up directly from the recliner, "What does he have to do with us, how can you check the account at random?"
"Then you said he is your son? I'll just ask."
Gu Nian didn't even think about it: "Even my son is not your son."
Ms. Gu photographed Mahjong: "If it is my son, can it be your son? That is not your brother or your husband!"
Gu Nian: "............?"
The word "husband" is in the middle of the red heart.
Gu Nian's heart struggled all night, and the little man who was playing games all night fell over his chest.
Oh, baby Goose is just an invitation to team up.
She even misunderstood his words because of the low, dumb, gentle and nice voice, and she couldn't help running towards the cordon of deteriorating maternal love overnight.
She is such a beast!
In the extremely painful self-reflection and self-disgust, Gu Nian lingered and said, "Anyway, after a week, my mobile phone will be handed over to the program team. I should not be able to call you. I live by the beach and we will drift bottle. Contact it."
Gu Yuan: "?"
After Ms. Gu's angry condemnation, the call finally ended.
Gu Nian collapsed back into the recliner like a piece of paper that was only gasped.
"Tuk...Tuk."
Across the distance of the room, a vague knock on the door came from the balcony.
Gu Nian raised his eyes, and the phone displayed 8:23. It should not be time for the program group to collect electronic products.
She propped up her waist and said "Who?"
This movement is impossible to hear outside the door.
But it was as if he had actually heard it outside, and a nice English sentence came in with a sound of waves.
"Roomservice (room service)."
Gu Nian looked back blankly and looked towards the door through the half-closed glass sliding door.
"Each room comes with a housekeeper? Is the current program group so caring?"
Gu Nian grumbled and got up, tucked up the loose middle and long hair, a small twitch, and walked towards the door.
The door opened, Gu Nian raised his eyes: "Sorry, I didn't call."
Bumped into a pair of dark brown smiling eyes softly.
Gu Nian got stuck.
Luo Xiu: "Good morning."
Gu Nian blushed: "Why are you here?"
"Breakfast service," Luo Xiu gestured to the paper box in his hand, "mind if I go in together?"
"Ah, oh, good."
Gu Nian's instinct followed his words and immediately turned sideways, and when Luo Xiu passed in front of her, he couldn't help but "by the way" lead her away.
Gu Nian was led across the room, back to the sunny balcony, and then sat in a wicker chair with Luo Xiu.
After being stunned by the sun, Gu Nian finally recovered: "I saw the breakfast time and place notified by the program team, so don't bother you."
"I went to the restaurant and found that you were not there. The chef said that your share did not change, so I brought back our two together."
"..."
Luo Xiu opened the paper box and put the breakfast on the small table in the balcony. Then he smiled and raised his eyes: "Private room service, doesn't Teacher Gu like it?"
"!"
With a low, dumb, gentle and gentle Teacher Gu, the little girl was once again dizzy.
Gu Nian suffocated her breath and tried very hard to make herself sound like she said "like".
Luo Xiu nodded: "That's good."
Gu Nian was holding a small portion of the porridge bowl and drinking porridge. When the heat in her brain faded and her reason climbed back with difficulty, she finally remembered something, and a pair of black eyes appeared from the edge of the bowl.
"Did anyone else see when you... helped me bring my breakfast?"
"It shouldn't be." Seeing through the little girl's worry, Luo Xiu smiled.
Gu Nian breathed a sigh of relief, and then she put down the bowl and stared at the congee and noodles with a sullen face, earnestly suggesting: "After that, don't do anything like this."
"Ok?"
"I know you must be used to being gentle and nice to the people around you, but when you become famous, your every move will be noticed by many people. At that time, your good points may be misinterpreted and malicious Speculate, so to protect yourself"
"I won't be nice to everyone."
Suddenly interrupted.
Gu Nian was startled and raised his eyes.
In her sight, those brown eyes had returned to their usual gentleness and harmlessness, as if the cold sharpness a few seconds ago was just an illusion.
"I only gave you breakfast." He smiled gently.
"Hey?" Gu Nian returned to his senses, subconsciously glanced at the porridge bowl in his hand, raised his head, "Why?"
"because……"
There was a deep and unquenchable emotion in those eyes.
But soon he concealed a harmless smile under his lightly drooping eyelids: "My request for cooperation with the group from Teacher Gu seems to have been rejected last night, so I want to try...unspoken rules?"
"?!"
Gu Nian got stuck in a mouthful of porridge.
Luo Xiu couldn't help laughing and lowering her eyes when she saw the girl's lazy eyes drooping in shock.
"Stop teasing you, eat well."
"..."
Touch the head to kill N.
As if to hear the cracking sound of the old mother statue in my heart almost collapsed.
Gu Nian swallowed the porridge in tears.
?
Ten o'clock in the morning.
After completing the collection of all electronic products, eight guests, as notified by the program group, gathered in the central open space in front of a forest on the island.
When Gu Nian and the others arrived, several small sheds had been set up on the open space, and the director group and other program staff were resting under the shed.
Approaching noon, it is the time when the sun is gradually scorching.
If it was frequent, Zhuo Yixuan might have been tempted to complain. But the camera equipment in front of the open space is all turned on at this time, and there are not a few mobile cameras carried by the cameraman. Even if the guests are not satisfied, they dare not show their irritability on their faces.
At 10:10, the director group seemed to have finally confirmed that each group was in place from the walkie-talkie. Yesterday the little person in charge came out again to read the rules stated last night.
Then he put down the tablet and motioned to several staff members to bring up two opaque boxes and put them in front of the actors and screenwriters.
"Each of these two boxes contained 4 wax with the same volume, weight and shape, and the serial numbers of the paper strips were sealed in the balls."
"The 4 script keywords corresponding to the 4 serial numbers in the screenwriter group A box are character-related. The 4 script keywords corresponding to the 4 serial numbers in the actor group B box are event-related."
"Next, please take a random selection, and then go to the director group board to confirm the key words of the script corresponding to the personal serial number and register, but you can't communicate with each other."
After listening to the rules, Zhuo Yixuan in the screenwriter did not hesitate to be the first to step forward and take out a wax ball from the box.
The other two followed immediately.
With exactly the same probability, Gu Nian didn't care about the first ball, so she only reached out and touched the wax ball when there was only one ball left in the last box.
The camera came up immediately.
Gu Nian squeezed the wax ball in his palm, followed a faint seam in the middle, and squeezed it expressionlessly.
The wax ball did not move.
Gu Nian:......?
Gu Nian stared at the wax ball seriously, put his hands together, and squeezed it again.
The wax ball squashed a little bit and then returned to normal.
Gu Nian:? ? ?
The eldest brother carrying the cameraman couldn't help but smile: "Should I pinch it for you?"
Gu Nian felt that her personality had been insulted. She turned her head and said to the cameraman behind the camera, "I just looked weak. I could screw a row of mineral water bottle caps in high school."
Big brother sighed: "You come, you come."
Gu Nian turned back smugly.
Twenty seconds later.
"...Director team, this wax ball can't be opened!"
In the later editing, not only did not cut out the embarrassing clip, but also added an emoticon pack of groundhog roaring in the voiceover, which caused the barrage to burst into laughter.
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna dizzy with laughter]
["I just look weak"]
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
[The female goose is so cute! ! ! 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha with the female goose's fault, it is that the program group is too much, I didn't sleep before, even if I didn't eat enough food, the child was so hungry that the wax ball couldn't be opened hahahahaha 】
Gu Nian knew that the unscrupulous program group would not let herself go. She could only persuade herself as if nothing had happened from the bottom of her heart, and then pinched the wax ball that others helped to open, and went to register behind the board on the far side of the director group.
There are four character identities marked at 1234 from top to bottom on the whiteboard. After Gu Nian and the staff reported the "3" number in his hand, he had already seen his corresponding script element keywords.
【roommate】.
"This word is your personal key word in this issue, you can't make a mistake." The staff patiently asked.
Gu Nian nodded, and went back to the gathering area.
Probably because "the wax ball can't pinch the storm", Gu Nian was the last of the eight people to end it.
Feeling the smile in the eyes of the baby Goose from the other side of the cast, Gu Nian hid in the screenwriter with her tail in sorrow.
The expressionless little person in charge raised his loudspeaker: "It seems that every teacher already knows the key words of the script. Then our common script theme for this issue is: [Online dating]."
Gu Nian looked down and thought.
What is in her hand, online dating, roommate?
It sounds very flexible, and it can be a parallel relationship or a development relationship. Many kinds of solutions can be arranged and combined.
But if there is one more event...
"Then the next little game, the writers of Group A selected the actors of Group B and their partner."
The little person in charge turned around and waved to the underside of a program group shed obliquely behind.
The staff of the eight program groups each carried a bag and stopped in front of the two groups.
Gu Nian was completely blocked by the figure of the big brother in front of her. She looked at the black plastic bag a little bit hesitantly: "Is this...cosplay?"
The eldest brother did not speak, lowered his eyes.
Although the eldest brother may not be interesting, but at this distance, so obviously lowering the line of sight, still makes Gu Nian deeply feel a kind of "huh, little man" contempt.
It turns out that she is not alone.
[Hahahahaha my god, does the female goose have 18]
[Definitely not]
[Yes, not short! It's just not finished! 】
[Hahaha so little one is so pitiful]
At the scene, the little person in charge who was always expressionless finally showed a stiff smile.
"Guests, please follow the instructions to change clothes."
"...?"
five minutes later.
The eight guests wrapped in camouflage uniforms, helmets, wrists and knees, except for their faces, returned to the open space.
The screenwriter group is green, and the actors group is coffee color.
There is also the biggest difference: the screenwriters have a toy water gun in their hands, each with a different color.
Starting from Gu Nian, the colors are red, orange, yellow, and blue.
So far, the purpose of the director group is clear at a glance.
Gu Nian raised his hand blankly.
Little person in charge: "Teacher Gu, please speak."
Gu Nian: "Do you all call the real CS a "mini game"?"
The little person in charge was silent for two seconds and turned his head back: "Next we will announce the rules of this game."
Gu Nian: "..."
The weak chicken who can't pinch the wax ball is desperate.jpg
"The rules of the game. At the two ends of this plain and dense forest behind me, a wooden house was built as the starting point for each of the two groups."
"The scriptwriter group is the hunter group, and the actors group is the prey group. As long as the hunter uses the color water gun in his hand to'mark' any part of the prey's body, it will be regarded as a hit, and the prey can be taken away from the scene and successfully obtained the actors and their bodies. Script keywords."
"The game is limited to 2 hours. Regardless of the hunter's prey, he cannot stay in any place for more than 5 minutes, otherwise it will be regarded as a negative game and will automatically admit defeat."
After listening to the rules of the game, both sides breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it is indeed in the form of a real CS, it does not sound cruel. Anyway, in the end there will always be one-on-one teams, and the process only requires a little hunting performance...
"Ah, I forgot to mention the punishment rules."
The little person in charge suddenly added a blank expression.
The two groups of people clicked in their hearts.
One after another raised their heads.
The small person in charge remained unmoved: "The prey is marked as being out of the game. It is divided into 1,234 in the order of the outing. The top 3 will be punished with different sizes of [Drink Green Juice]."
"What green, green juice?"
Yu Song from the actor group asked carefully.
The little person in charge showed a stiff smile, and the staff pushed up a dining car in due course.
The tablecloth covered on it was lifted by the little person in charge, and three cups of liquid from large to small, green and black, as if exuding some kind of poison made by an old witch, appeared in front of the eight guests. .
The little person in charge held the tablet and explained in front of the dumbfounded guests: "This is mixed vegetable juice, including bitter gourd juice, celery juice, juice, green pepper juice, garlic juice..."
Gu Nian stared stiffly at the three cups of horrible and indescribable liquids marked with "1000ml", "500ml" and "200ml".
Drink this thing...
Can anyone still be here? ?
The screenwriter looked at the actors in shock and sympathy. Before their sympathy was over, the little person in charge changed his words: "Oh, yes, if the game is over and there are still prey surviving, then the remaining hunters who have not obtained the marked prey will enjoy the same treatment as the first place out of the game."
"?!"
The face of the screenwriter is also green.
The camera also pulled a close-up shot of these three terrible liquids at this time.
The barrage laughed crazy.
[Hahahaha my mother, what the is this? ! 】
[Don't give close shots! Still eating! 】
[The smell of the devil overflowing the screen]
[Hahaha The show group is good or bad! 】
[Director group: actors and screenwriters, add up to 3 deaths for me]
[Hahahaha knock this is really too miserable]
Gu Nian recovered from the sluggishness and raised his hand solemnly.
The little person in charge gazes over: "Teacher Gu?"
Gu Nian: "Drinking this thing is really harmless to the body?"
Little person in charge: "Of course. The processing process is sterilized, and the vegetable juice itself is also beneficial and harmless to the body, but the entrance process is more painful."
Gu Nian: "..."
She didn't think it was "more painful" to describe it.
Especially there seems to be something weakly irritating in it, coupled with the psychological discomfort, even if you drink this thing, it will be uncomfortable even if you don't have stomach problems.
Not to mention……
Gu Nian clenched her hand and looked at the cast with anxious eyes.
Zong Shiyi in the cast group had a green face. Yu Song seemed to be protesting with the director group. Wen Chu frowned and stood aside, but the one who should be most worried about stopped by as if nothing was wrong.
Until now, he seemed to be aware of something, he raised his eyes slightly, and chuckled at Gu Nian in the air.
This shot was undoubtedly cut in.
[Fuck, fuck, fuck, I’m so good! ! 】
[This fairy's face value, I can say it ten thousand times.]
[In the previous interview, I thought it was an illusion, and there is really no blind spot at a close distance of 360 degrees! ! 】
[I don’t believe that such a handsome actor is not famous, how could I not know him]
[I am a fan, brother, I can! 】
[Brother is laughing! Who laughed at! In the later stage, if you have the ability, cut through the camera! 】
【cut! Ever! go with! 】
【……】
The barrage naturally failed to get an answer in the end. As soon as the camera turns, the two groups have been taken to two wooden houses.
At a certain moment, the two intercoms stopped and the wooden doors opened at the same time
The game of prey has begun.
?
While carefully holding the water gun with her signature red paint in her hand, Gu Nian walked slowly through the forest in the lowest voice.
The cameraman followed her, feeling professionally trained, and the footsteps were much lighter than her.
She wandered aimlessly in the forest.
Before the start, she deliberately asked the little person in charge whether the "shots" between the screenwriters would have the effect of being out of the game. The answer was no.
In other words, it is basically impossible for her to protect the baby goose from being shot by others.
But if she takes offense as defense, even if she can take away one of the actors as quickly as possible, there will still be two cups of unknown liquid, 500ml and 200ml.
Luo Xiu's stomach...
Even with the smallest dose of 200ml, she couldn't imagine letting him try.
What to do then.
Gu Nian simply stopped and fell into deep thought sadly.
Thinking about it, but I didn't expect the method, first think of the "prey".
As soon as he caught the footsteps, Gu Nian swished down instinctively and extremely quickly. The photographer's eldest brother didn't even react, and suddenly the lens was empty for two seconds.
"Brother, squat down!"
The girl's voice was softly suppressed.
"..."
The cameraman quickly squatted down with the lens.
Gu Nian was hiding in a pile of shrubs beside the tree, carefully pulling apart a few branches, and looking in the direction of the sound.
A few seconds later, a figure sneaked out of the grass with a cat sneaking on its waist.
Yu Song.
It's not that Luo Xiu's result made Gu Nian both disappointed and grateful. She hasn't figured out how to deal with it, but at least the least. She must also ensure that the first 1000ml of devil liquid does not fall on her baby's head.
Gu Nian was very patient, and hid his breath motionlessly behind the bushes.
Predicting Yu Song's course of action based on the direction, Gu Nian waited until he entered the shortest point of the vertical line, which was within the area where she had tested the range with a water gun before coming over.
Gu Nian swished and got up
"Don't move!!"
With a soft drink. Yu Song was shocked and stopped in place.
After a few seconds, he recovered, smiled bitterly and turned back pitifully: "Gu screenwriter, you are lucky, right? It's only a few minutes since then?"
Gu Nian was unmoved, holding the water gun steady. She glanced at Yu Song's back heels, her face was lazy, and she said, "Don't move, I still shot at this distance."
Yu Song received the warning and had to stop.
Seeing that Gu Nian didn't shoot at the first time, Yu Song was anxious and asked with a smile: "Hey Gu, screenwriter, you actually want to partner with Luo Xiu?"
Gu Nian had a meal.
Yu Song: "I'll help you lead him out. Will you take him back as a prey?"
Gu Nian: "Not good."
There was no room for rejection, Yu's face fell loose: "Why?"
"..."
Naturally, Gu Nian couldn't say that it was because of Luo Xiu's stomach problem. According to Zhu Hanyu, Luo Xiu kept secrets about this matter very strictly from everyone. She could not speak without mentioning it himself.
As for Yu Song.
Gu Nian narrowed his eyes lightly and aimed at him through the straight sight on the water gun.
If she could tell her that Luo Xiu would be brought out, he might as well say the same to others after letting him go.
And it seems to be the most energetic in the cast, and more likely to "survive" to the last than Luo Xiu. The best solution in front of you is...
Gu Nian's index finger gently hooked to the trigger.
"Ugh."
Yu Song clearly saw Gu Nian's intention and was also desperate.
"I haven't succeeded in starting a teacher, God is jealous of talent."
Gu Nian twitched the corner of her mouth.
Just one second before she was about to press the trigger, the branches and leaves of the bushes obliquely in front were pulled away, and a gentle and smiling voice followed a thin and tall figure.
"found it."
"...!"
Gu Nian froze and turned sideways suddenly.
In the sight of her sight, a man in a camouflage uniform was standing in front of a tree trunk, his trousers tucked into black military boots, and his calf stretched out with a slender and neat line.
The front sight went all the way up, swept across a waistband hanging from the thin waist, across his chest and cold white collarbone, and finally stopped on the clear face.
The brown eyes are like a deep love, a gentle smile
"Do you really want me, Teacher Gu?"