Chapter 110: I buy you a treadmill!

With the attention of Mo Qing and Zheng Hai, Ye Chen slowly said, "Testing is also a type of divination. It is the simplest type of divination by predicting unknown things with Chinese characters. When the ancestors created the words, the ghosts cried, the gods cried, and the gods wept, so the words can communicate with God ... "
This is Ye Chen's first test.
学会 After learning the elementary fengshui phase technique, Ye Chen knew a little about words.
It's not untargeted.
"The time now is 16:20 in the afternoon, so I'll start talking."
Ye Yechen laughed. "The first word you write is the word" person ". The strokes are 2 strokes, and 16 is divided by 2 to get 8-in the Yi Jing gossip, the numbers 1, 9 represent Qian. The numbers 0, 8 represent Kun. . The number 2 represents the hexagram. The number 3 represents the hexagram. The number 4 represents the hexagram. The number 5 represents the hexagram. The number 6 represents the hexagram. The number 7 represents the hexagram. "
"So the first hexagram is Kun hexagram."
"According to the principle of Taiji giving birth to two instruments and four elephants giving birth to gossip, infinite things can be deduced."
"The characters represented by Kun Gua are women-mothers, wives, daughters, all of which can be represented by Kun Gua. I have seen your face, and the gloom of your parents' palace means that both your parents have passed away. And you are not Father-in-law ’s life. So, this Kun hexagram refers to your wife. Then, in the second hexagram, you can measure what your wife is doing at 16:20.
"Just!" Mo Qing's eyes lightened slightly. Of course, she knew that Zheng Hai's parents had passed away five years ago. Last year, Zheng Hai's wife gave him a son.
Zheng Hai didn't take it seriously. He thought that these basic family situations were all told by Mo Qing to Ye Chen.
"Flicker, then flick." Zheng Hai looked at Ye Chen coldly.
"The second character you write is a 'Zheng' character. The stroke is 5 strokes. Divide 20 by 5 to get 4. So the second hexagram is Zhengua."
Tao Yechen old is in the way. "Zhen Gua symbolizes thunder. It is March in the spring and the thunder. Everything throbs. The first image of the shock is motion-vibration, movement, running, explosion, landslides, mudslides, high-speed cars, airplanes, trains, Running horses ... these are all moving, so they can all be represented by Zhengua. In short, everything that moves is usually represented by Zhengua ... "
"In the human body, Zhengua represents the foot."
"Sister Mo, Zhen Gua symbolizes thunder. What sound do you say thunder?" Ye Chen smiled at Mo Qing and asked.
"Thunder sound?" Mo Qing thought for a few seconds, then blurted out. "Slap? Thunder, crackling sound?"
"That's right! Then analyze from the hexagram of the second hexagram-" Ye Chen looked to Zheng Hai. "Your wife should be exercising, running, fitness, etc., and in the process of this exercise, there will be a crackling sound similar to thunder."
"Hahahahaha!" Zheng Hai laughed wildly. "It's nonsense! It's almost nonsense! What time is it now? My wife will go for a fitness exercise at more than 4 pm? Yes, she has a fitness card, but most of the time, she goes to the gym after dinner. You Not sure at all! "
"Zheng Hai, don't rush to deny it first, it is very simple to prove whether Ye Chen has measured accurately. You can call your wife now and verify it for yourself." Mo Qingdao.
行 "Okay, I'll verify it now, Xiaoqing, I immediately called my wife, I opened the hands-free, you can hear clearly, you see how I broke down his lies in person!" Zheng Hai took out his cell phone with confidence. "I tell you, at this hour, my wife can't go running!"
海 Zheng Hai dialed his wife's mobile phone number.
Beep--beep--beep--!
After a full ten seconds, the call was answered.
海 Zheng Hai nodded to Mo Qing and drew the hands-free key
"Wife, what are you doing? Are you buying food?"
"Old ... husband ... husband ... I ... I'm running ..." On the phone, a charming woman voice panted and said quickly. "I ... I ... hmm--I ... I'm running ... hmm ... running ..."
Crackling ... slapping ...
"What ?!" Amazingly, Zheng Hai's complexion changed, and he felt something wrong. "You running? Why did I hear a popping sound? What's wrong! Wife, what are you doing?"
"Oh ... I ... I'm running in slippers ... So ... so that kind of voice ..."
"You! You!" Zheng Hai's face turned green.
At this time, there was a man's voice on the phone. "I'm going to sprint!"
"Husband, I'm in the gym ... next to ... there are other ... next to ... others ... well ... others are also running, sprinting ..."
"Don't run! Grass! Damn, I won't be allowed to go to the gym in the future! I'll buy you a treadmill!" Zheng Hai shuddered and hanged up the phone.
"Brother, be stronger." Ye Chen patted Zheng Hai's shoulder, and said it with care. "There are no hurdles."
Zheng Hai said nothing, turned around and left, walking extremely extremely heavily.
"Hahahaha!" At this moment, Mo Qing laughed and laughed.
I laughed so loudly.
She couldn't hold it anymore.
"Mister Mo, you also saw that it wasn't me who was aggressive and wanting to be short, but he was too aggressive and had to test my word. You can see a green hat. Hey, there are too many bad things in this society— —You let me laugh for a while. "
Ye Yechen laughed loudly.
其实 He didn't actually know what Zheng Hai's wife was doing.
Amazing surprise!
"Ye Chen, this ... this time ... is the most funny thing I have ever encountered ..." Mo Qing burst into tears with a smile. "However, you are so accurate, too accurate, amazing!"
"The eagle worm is just a little trick, it can't get on the table." Ye Chen said modestly. "Well, Sister Mo, I'm laughing, how about you?"
"It's almost ..." Mo Qing tried to control her facial expression, making herself serious again.
"Okay, Ye Chen, go to my house." Mo Qingdao. "Don't be nervous. My parents are intellectuals. They speak well and get along well. They won't make you difficult."
"Sister Mo, rest assured, posing as a beautiful boyfriend, I have done this job, no stranger." Ye Chen laughed.
"Huh?" Mo Qing hesitated for a moment, without thinking too much, and led Ye Chen toward a multi-storey house.
As soon as I walked into the hall, I saw a plain-dressed young woman, rushing out with her face covered, crying and wiping her tears, looking very grieved and very sad.
"Oh? Xiao Cai?" Mo Qing held the young woman together. "What's wrong? Uncle Zeng scolded you again?"
"Sister Mo, I can't do it anymore ... I ... I don't do it anymore ... Uncle Zeng scolded me again ..." The young woman saw that she was working in the city from the countryside, her eyes were clear, she had no worries, and there were some freckles on her face. "The night before, he had a fight with his son and was injured. He took me out today ..."
"Xiao Cai, don't cry, don't worry, so I will go up with you and persuade Uncle Zeng." Mo Qing comforted softly.
After a pause, she explained to Ye Chen. "Ye Chen, this is Xiao Cai, the little nanny of Uncle Zeng's house. Uncle Zeng is a former colleague of my dad, and has a very good relationship with my dad. He, hey, the first half of his life was smooth, but in his old age, it was a bit unfortunate."
"Three years ago, Uncle Zeng's wife, Aunt Luo, passed away and dealt him too much. Aunt Luo had a very good relationship with Uncle Zeng during his lifetime. The old couple was very loving. Every night, Aunt Luo would cook soup for Uncle Zeng, Before dinner, Uncle Zeng must drink a bowl of soup cooked by Aunt Luo, or he won't be able to eat. "
"After Aunt Luo died, Uncle Zeng missed the soup she cooked so much, so she invited many nannies to come back, taking care of his diet and living on the one hand, and cooking soup for him. Auntie Luo has the same flavor of soup, he will give 500,000! "
哟 "Yo? So generous?" Ye Chen was surprised. Xin Xin said, this uncle Zeng is very strange.
不过 "However, after changing several babysitters, the soup is always out of taste." Mo Qing shook her head. "Uncle Zeng and Auntie Luo have a son who is a bit irritable, and the father and son are not very good at dealing with each other. There are often quarrels, and even, they have fought. Because Uncle Zeng rewarded 500,000 for the nanny's soup, his son's heart I ’ve saved Uncle Zeng twice. It ’s said that his son bought a house last year, and Uncle Zeng did not pay a penny.

"The night before yesterday, Zeng Chao hit Uncle Zeng again?" Mo Qing asked frowning.
"Yeah, I was beaten the night before, my ears were hurt, and gauze was entangled. It was miserable. Zeng Chao was really a beast, but Uncle Zeng shouldn't take me out!" The nanny "Xiao Cai", again Sympathy for that "Zeng Shu", and some resentment. "I have tried various methods to cook soup for Uncle Zeng, he always said that the taste is not right, dissatisfied ... Forget it, Sister Mo, I can't make it anymore. I want to resign."
"Hum! This boy Zeng Chao, if it was not for the plea of ​​Uncle Zeng, I would have caught him long ago!" Mo Qing's eyes were full of anger. "This time, I want him to look good!"
"Ye Chen, let's go to Uncle Zeng's house to see. Uncle Zeng's temper has been a bit eccentric in recent years, but he has always been good to me. He is my dad's iron buddy again-" Mo Qingdao. "Just ask him to go to my house for a light meal tonight, and let my dad enlighten him. Anyway, one more pair of chopsticks and one bowl is not a big deal. Ye Chen, don't you mind?"
"I don't care. People are lively." Ye Chen smiled.
"Also, this little girl just came out of the countryside. It's very simple. I went to persuade Uncle Zeng so that he wouldn't embarrass the little girl." Mo Qing took the nanny Xiao Cai's shoulder and took Ye Chen into the hall. .
多层 This multi-storey bungalow has a total of six floors. Mo Qing's family lives on the top floor.
The uncle Zeng lives on the 5th floor.
The three entered the elevator and reached the fifth floor.
The door of Uncle Zeng's house is still open.
The three of them entered the room.
Ye Yechen saw an old man in his 60s sitting on the sofa with a gauze wrapped around his head, a bit of blood on the right ear, and it seemed to be hit lightly.
This is the uncle Zeng.
Inadvertently, Ye Chen opened her yin and yang eyes, looked at the face of this uncle Zeng, and she felt a little stun in her heart, thoughtfully.
At this moment, Uncle Zeng was so discouraged that he scolded when he saw the nanny Xiao Cai coming back. "You get out! Get out, get out! I want to fire you!"
"Uncle Zeng, don't get angry." Mo Qing quickly advised. "Xiao Cai's youth is not sensible, and it makes you angry. You have to bear more."
"Xiao Qing, hey ..." Uncle Zeng's face eased a lot when he saw Mo Qing. "My life is so hard."
"Zeng Chao that kid hit you again?" Mo Qing's eyes flashed coldly.
"This unfilial son, unfortunate family!" Uncle Zeng held his right ear, "Hey ... the ears are bleeding to me ..."
"How can this be true! Uncle Zeng, I caught him right away!" Mo Qing started shooting.
"Forget it, forget it." Uncle Zeng shook his head again and again. "I'm just this son, for your aunt Luo's sake. Forget it, I can tolerate and tolerate. Besides, as a dad, there is something wrong ...
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啊 "Ah! I'm cooking it, I forgot to turn off the fire!" Xiao Cai hurried.
Unable to introduce Ye Chen to Uncle Zeng, Mo Moqing ran into the kitchen with Xiao Cai.
Ye Yechen thought about it and followed in.
I only heard the voice of Uncle Zeng was crying. "Don't boil it! Don't boil this soup! You can never boil that flavor!"
里 In the kitchen.
Xiao Xiaocai turned off the fire.
Wonton soup is the lotus root pork rib soup that Zeng's favorite drink. It is also the soup most often boiled by Aunt Luo.
"I just don't understand. This lotus root pork rib soup is very ordinary. I have tried many kinds of ingredients, and I still can't get the taste that Uncle Zeng wants." Xiao Cai looked very distressed. "Also, Uncle Zeng told me that the lotus root pork rib soup that Aunt Luo cooked before her life was nothing more than pork ribs, lotus root, chives, ginger, cooking wine, pepper, salt, MSG ... no other special ingredients were used. Why can't I taste her? "
At this time, Ye Chen observed in the kitchen.
Suddenly, he found that in the corner, there was a pack of "poison rat strong".
Ye Yechen's eyes brightened.
He thought for a few seconds, then bent over and picked up the pack of poisonous rats. "I think I might be able to make the taste he wants, that is, the kind of lotus root rib soup that Aunt Luo cooked before his death."
After finishing talking, Ye Chen walked over and put some poisonous rats into the soup.
"Ye Chen, what are you doing?" Mo Qing cried when Mo Qing saw clearly that the thing Ye Chen had put in the soup was poisonous rats. "What are you doing! That's poisonous rat!"
"I know. I just want Uncle Zeng to focus on the news and smell the familiar soup." Ye Chen smiled. "Oh, there are things that are really terrifying. Hey--"
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