Chapter 13: Want to bubble me?
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Sorry, the System is Really Amazing
- I Am Ugly Through My Core
- 1498 characters
- 2021-03-01 02:12:09
"You, how do you want to prove?" Sun Li looked at Ye Chen with a little fear.
鉴定 The appraiser encouraged him. "Little girl, don't be afraid of him. His rhetorical theory is just a feudal superstition, which is totally untenable! What age is it now? Let's believe in science!"
The crowd of people who eat melon on the sidelines are also not afraid of crowds when they are playing monkeys.
Sun Li thought for a while and finally gritted her teeth, yelling at Ye Chen fiercely. "Okay! Prove it! My girl is not afraid of you! If you can't get the dry goods, my girl will tear your stinky mouth!"
"Hey ~~" Ye Chen smiled and said calmly. "It's very simple. Generally speaking, to see if a person is entangled with bad luck, burn a piece of paper. If the wind blows the smoke in the direction of that person no matter what the wind is, It is enough to prove that his body is weak, his fortunes are bad, and it is easy to provoke dirty things. Then-- "
"It's time to find something flammable." Ye Chendong looked west.
The people who eat melon are very cooperative.
Soon afterwards, a middle-aged man volunteered to search for a large pile of waste paper from a nearby trash can and gave it to Ye Chen.
Ye Yechen took the paper and found the lighter.
"Ye Chen, okay?" Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen with a doubt.
"It should be possible." Ye Chen calmly.
"Fudge, continue to flicker." The appraisal stared indifferently, with contempt in his eyes.
Ye Yechen observed the wind direction, then looked at Sun Li's standing position and smiled. "Now the southwest wind is blowing, the cooking smoke should be blowing in the opposite direction from the wind, that is, the smoke must be blowing in the northeast."
This is a very simple truth, and many people know it.
"Yes," the appraiser grinned. "This girl is standing in the northwest direction, I don't believe that the smoke will really drift towards her! Please stand still, girl, he will soon reveal the stuffing!"
"Let's wait and see." Ye Chen said nothing, and lit the waste paper in her hand.
The flames burst out and the smoke was puffing.
The smoke was blown by the wind--
Ok? ? ?
I was really unbiased and drifted towards Sun Li!
This completely violates the principle of nature!
"It's impossible! The wind isn't right! It's impossible! This ... this ... this is a moth!" The appraiser was stunned, feeling that his three views were subverted.
丽 Sun Li was standing there stupidly, and she couldn't open her eyes when she smoked her head and covered her face.
"No! It's deceiving! It's all deceiving tricks!" The next second, Sun Li screamed like a ghost, and she quickly ran away.
Ye Chen held the waste paper burning steadily and held still.
Strange things happen!
The white smoke, like the bones of the cheekbones, held Sun Lichai.
No matter where Sun Li ran, the smoke would flow straight towards her, not even turning.
"Oh, feudal superstition?" Ye Chen looked ironically at the dumb appraisal expert. "Some things you can't believe, but it's better to be in awe, otherwise, one day, it will cause trouble to you."
"This ... this ..." The appraiser's face was hot, as if slapped hard.
"Well, don't run away. Now, you can try it, take off the jade bracelet and set it aside." Ye Chen reminded Sun Li.
Sun Li hurriedly took off the jade bracelet on her wrist, bent over and put it on the ground, and then fled away as if to avoid a fiddle.
I was very surprised. After taking off the jade bracelet, the thick smoke no longer entangled Sun Li, but--
He rushed towards the jade bracelets on the ground.
Sun Li was relieved.
The onlookers who were eating melon suddenly became noisy--
"It's amazing! It really is a problem with this jade bracelet!"
"It's an up posture today, I will burn the paper back to see if I have any bad feelings."
"Learned something, this guy is so awesome!"
"Hey, that beauty is so stupid that she was overcast by her boyfriend."
"Poor, if you continue to wear that jade bracelet, you will be bad luck and sooner or later you will be killed."
"Poor man must have hate, haven't you seen her arrogant strength that just opened her teeth? Just show off constantly! This ominous thing, I don't want to give it away, she is a treasure, deserve it!"
Uh ...
Once someone is out of business, they will inevitably be trampled by others.
Most people eating melon looked at Sun Li with gloating eyes.
"Ahem ~" Ye Chen threw away the still-burning waste paper, stamped with his feet a few times, and looked at Sun Li, who was disheartened. "What's wrong, believe me now?"
He paused, Ye Chen deliberately fanned the wind. "Your boyfriend gave you this jade bracelet. There are two possibilities. First, he didn't know the taboo in it. He accidentally picked up a broken jade bracelet that was thrown away by the roadside and blocked the disaster. Fix it, and then lie to you that he bought it. Hey ~~ In this way, your status in his mind is really a bit cheap. But this is fine, the second possibility is that he knows This bracelet can't be worn, and it's still given to you-well, it's terrifying to think! "
Sun Li was a little persecuted, and after listening to Ye Chen's nonsense, she firmly believed that it was the second possibility!
"Zhang Xiang! Dog bastard! The old lady asks you that you are good, you ... you actually! You actually do this! You want the old lady to die? Not so easy! The old lady wants to work hard with you! The old lady wants to kill you!" Sun Li He screamed nervously, rushed to pick up the jade bracelets on the ground, slammed hard, smashed a slump, and then, still not deflated, slammed hard with his feet, just like killing his father and his enemies.
"Hey hey ~" Seeing Sun Li's embarrassment, Ye Chen screamed.
How high you jumped just now, how hard you step on now!
Cool!
With the system, it is so simple to pretend to hit the face!
同时 At the same time--
"Ding
Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [hit green tea 婊 face, let her out 糗]
Get the skill book "Hypnosis", which has been automatically stored in the dimension storage space
Get repair energy 0
System completed repair 0.7% "
Ye Yechen ran to Lin Yuxi.
"How about, am I right? If she wants to go out, she will go out." Ye Chen laughed. "Okay, let's go to school for class. It's better to stay away from her, otherwise you will get stuck unlucky."
"Uh-huh." Lin Yuxi nodded again and again, and the sunlight was printed on her flawless face, so that each of her hair was plated with gold, which was really beautiful.
At this moment, Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen's eyes, looking very gentle, and some worship that could not be masked. "Ye Chen, you are really good and you know everything ..."
"This is nothing," Ye Chen said modestly.
At this time, a graceful and luxurious silver Bentley Mulsanne parked on the roadside not far away.
摇 The rear window is lowered halfway.
In the car, she sat elegantly with a top-class beauty with excellent looks and temperament. Her clear and cold eyes looked straight at Ye Chen.
肌肤 Her skin is like snow, she is as white as sheep fat, and she wears a personally tailored professional suit. UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com features exquisite features like fine brushwork, suffocating, just like a fairy walking out of the painting.
She witnessed Ye Chen's whole process of hitting Sun Li's face.
"Xiao Hong, get out of the car right away and get the contact information of that boy." She hurriedly ordered a calm and capable professional woman beside her.
"Ah?" The professional woman was startled and blurted out. "General Manager Xia ... isn't it? You ... you never asked who to contact me ... not to mention, still a man ..."
"The young man should be a metaphysical master. There are few such people in the society, but they can't be met." In the cold eyes of the beautiful "General Manager Xia", there was a fascination and excitement. Light, but fleeting, "Don't talk nonsense, go now."
Professional women did not dare to neglect, opened the car door, stepped on high heels, and took a small step towards Ye Chen.
"Little handsome boy, you wait ..." cried the professional woman.
"Huh?" Ye Chen froze for a moment and looked back.
I saw the professional woman who was wearing a small black suit, a hip skirt and light makeup.
I have to say that her legs are very long and she is born with a cannon rack!
"You call me?" Ye Chen asked.
"Yeah, yeah." The professional women's big eyes are extremely watery, a little attentive. "Little handsome, can you leave me a contact method, please."
Hey, right?
Ye Yechen was a little dumbfounded.
I actually have a beauty asking me for contact information?
This is a terrible thing! The sun came out from the west?
是 Is my performance just too good?
This lady wants to bubble me?
But I'm not ready yet!
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