Chapter 49: Status (on)
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Spirit Hotel
- Su Youbing
- 1882 characters
- 2021-02-27 01:44:17
Bu!
Suddenly a loud fart erupted in Antonio's direction.
Scaring Shi Feixia, who was immersed in his wretched mind, almost dropped the meat on the ground.
Smarr stood up and kept apologizing to Antonio, who maintained his original posture and sat in front of the fire to continue grilling. From his firm back, he could not see his expression at this time, but from the embarrassment of Smarr to the extreme complexion, it was estimated that the smell and sound of this fart were directly proportional.
As soon as the fart sounded, Asa and Rayton joined forces to move the tent to a remote place. Kim did not care about the tent. Hughes was missing, most likely walking naked again.
Shi Feixia and Isfael are the farthest from Smar, so they cover their noses symbolically, and then slowly move to the fire. They use Smar's funeral and Isfael to cover, "I didn't expect the elven prince would fart. Huh? That's funny. "
Isfel apparently didn't find it funny, "Always go in when you go in."
Go in? come out?
Shi Feixia's mind suddenly appeared a picture similar to the piston. Before long, a warm current slid back into his mouth. The faint salty smell quickly caused his body to have an irresistible excitement, and he protested upwards against the constraints of the pants.
He clasped his knees and wrapped his hands around him, then took a peek at Isfael with his eyes. When he saw the book unconsciously, he felt relieved, picked up the kebab, and prepared to sprinkle pepper.
It was okay not to look at it, and at a glance, almost made his eyes stare out.
The meat on the skewers was burned into pieces of black charcoal by the fire.
"How can this be?" Shi Feixia was mad.
Isfael said lightly: "Next time you have a nosebleed, stay away from the fire."
...
So, when he just thought of a certain picture, did he accidentally throw the kebabs into the fire?
Shi Feixia was so sad that he threw the kebab into Xiaotanshan, and then looked at Jin anxiously.
Jin Zheng looked for Hughes all over the world and could not care for him for a while.
Shi Feixia found out the bottle of pepper from the hero's useless place in his pocket, and his tears flowed all over the place.
Suddenly, Isfell put down the book and reached out to pick up the fork.
Shi Feixia looked at him in surprise.
"What do you want to eat?" Isfer pushed the basket in front of him.
Shi Feixia said excitedly: "Ah? Do you want to do it yourself? I want to eat this, this, this, and this, this, this ..."
"..." Eiffel glanced around the basket and asked again, "what do you want to eat?"
Shi Feixia thought about it, picking and picking in the basket for a long time, barely finding a coriander, "this."
In view of his trust in such a powerful creature as an angel, Shi Feixia waited confidently for the meal.
After three minutes. Shi Feixia realized that trusting this thing would also encounter crisis.
Isfeel expressionlessly removed the scorched shrimp from the fork, strung one up again, and continued ...
He was so calm and relaxed that Shi Feixia's words of comfort and encouragement were swallowed back.
Thirty minutes later, the basket was almost emptied.
Shi Feixia has to admit that the fallen angel is indeed a fallen angel, and even the speed of burning things is very close.
Isfel took the last corn down and stared indifferently at the only and last coriander in the basket.
Shi Feixia smoked from the corner of his mouth, and then slowly said, "In fact, I also eat coriander."
So, the last coriander was so, under the watch of Shi Feixia, he sacrificed violently.
Smar has been back and forth to the toilet three times because he eats too much.
Although Rayton has not yet done so, he also went there once. Asa's stomach capacity is too large, she is still filling it slowly.
King couldn't find Hughes, so he turned his loneliness into an appetite and tried to roast and eat, but he didn't eat one and would reserve one for Hughes.
After finishing his life, Isfell went on reading.
One of Shi Feixia was watching the reserved skewers drooling and approaching slowly.
But before he approached the kebab, Kim pulled him behind the tent and lowered his voice, "Did you get it?"
Shi Feixia was crying and shook his head slowly.
Jin glared at him for a long while, and said gravely: "Take out one-third of the tricks you used to match others."
Shi Feixia said bitterly: "I have full horsepower."
"..." So, unfortunately, the one in front of him is the legendary theoretical giant, the action dwarf? Jin sighed, "Summarize the reasons for your failure."
Shi Feixia explained it briefly.
Jin dissatisfied, "What do you mean by walking away? How can you go away at such a critical moment?"
"Uh, that's ..." Shi Feixia looked at the sky, "Looking forward to the future."
Jin Zheng authentically said, "Maybe now, you will never have a future."
The atmosphere of the conversation was suddenly solemn.
Smar came over to borrow pepper, and hesitated to see such a battle.
Jin asked without turning his head: "Is there something wrong?"
Small rubbed his belly that had come in and out several times, showing a smile that he thought was very friendly, "Is there any pepper?"
Shi Feixia didn't want to, so he took the bottle out of his pocket and threw it.
After he caught it, he looked at them hesitantly.
Kim kept his original posture and said, "Is there anything else?"
Smal said: "No, I just want to ask ... are you all right?"
Jin and Shi Feixia were silent, and they all agreed: "It's all right."
After Smar left, King decided to use another way to motivate Shi Feixia.
"Do you have a girlfriend in the human world?"
Shi Feixia stunned, "Why do you ask?"
Jinbu pressed tightly: "Yes or no?"
"It was originally, but it was gone." Shi Feixia sighed quietly.
Gin said: "Does she look good with Isfield?"
"This ..." Although it is strange to put a man and a woman together than their looks, Shi Feixia answered quickly, "No."
"Is she as strong as Isfer?"
...
If it were so powerful, wouldn't it be human?
Shi Feixia shook his head sweating.
"Does she have such a strong background as Isfer?"
...
He didn't know if humans had ever seen God, let alone God's darling, Lucifer's love?
Shi Feixia shouted: "At least before I came to Noah's Ark, I hadn't seen her with wings growing on her back."
...
Kim said, "The last question."
Shi Feixia saw him look very serious, but could not help but get nervous.
"You have to answer me in a second."
"……why?"
"Because it's a quick answer." Kim pulled out a string of kebabs and quoted him, "This is a prize."
Shi Feixia swallowed drastically.
Golden Road: "Problem."
Shi Feixia was fully absorbed.
"Do you like your girlfriend or Isfael now?"
"Isfer." Shi Feixia answered in half a second.
...
After half a second, his brain was in shock.
Kim patted his shoulder sympathetically, "People go high, water flows low. This can't blame you, if you blame it, your original girlfriend's condition is too bad."
...
The condition of his ex-girlfriend is too bad?
University flowers, LL.M., senior children ...
Where are these conditions worse? What's wrong?
Shi Feixia sullen indignantly. Why does he like another man, and is still a man with wings and flying around, either in the swimming pool or in the book all day?
"Ah."
With a puff of breath, they pulled their thoughts back to reality.
I saw Smarr's face crimson, his right hand kept touching his neck, his left arm was entangled in Antonio, and his body kept moving closer to him.
"What happened to him?" Shi Feixia stared.
Jin frowned. "It looks like he has taken aphrodisiac."
...
Suddenly they shouted at the same time: "What about pepper?" Four eyes were cast on the bottle beside Smar's feet.
"..."
"..."
Smar's entire body had already hung on Antonio's body.
"The bottle seems to be empty." King spit out the whole sentence with difficulty.
"The bottle seems to be from me." Shi Feixia said even harder.
"..."
Shi Feixia looked at Antonio, who started to run away, and asked calmly, "Is there an antidote?"
Jin Dao: "I don't know. I don't want a manual because it's not half cheaper than a manual."
The mentality that can save the province can be understood by Shi Feixia, "So where did you buy it?"
"Rayton's room."
Asha is still eating.
Layton was ready to pack up into the tent.
Because the front desk is a concrete floor, the ground nails cannot be inserted, and he also invented a strong adhesive, which affixed the four corners to the ground. Because the wind here is very strong at night, for safety reasons, he sticks the glue and pastes it several times.
After getting stuck, he was about to get into the tent. Suddenly he got kicked on his buttocks and went straight in.
Shi Feixia turned his back on the tent and smiled at Asa: "Is the meat delicious?"
"It's delicious." Asha opened her mouth, and the minced meat splashed out with saliva.
Shi Feixia slowly wiped off the minced meat and water drops on his face and kept smiling. "Then, continue to eat, and be sure to eat until I come out after chatting with Rayton."
He turned and got into the tent, and Layton was getting up and looking at him in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
Shi Feixia said, "I have something to tell you."
Layton looked at him deeply for a long time and resolutely said: "Although I have been seen once by you, you can't wait to see it again!"
"..."
Fortunately, King had already come in by this time.
Smarr was obviously fixed, but listening to his heavy breathing, his increasingly red cheeks, and the small tent in front of the crotch, he knew that the fixation had no effect on aphrodisiac.
Rayton was even more surprised, "Kim, you, you, you ... are ready to Smar!"
Kim Man threw Smarr in front of him in a black line, "Shut up. If you talk in a mess and let Hughes hear the misunderstanding, I'll knock you off!"
...
Rayton shut up immediately.
Although he has hired him for so many years in friendship with Omeitan, he should provide proper care to his brother. But beyond the proper range, he would be powerless.
Jin Tao: "Is there an antidote to this aphrodisiac?"
Rayton said: "Yes, yes, but fifty gold coins."
Kim jumped up. "I only spent twenty gold coins to buy aphrodisiac."
Layton said: "Doing business is about taking advantage of fire."
gold:"……"
Rayton waited patiently.
Kim silently took out fifty gold coins.
Layton put away the money and smiled with an eyebrow: "It's good to take a shower with cold water."
...
King was surprised. "It's that simple?"
Layton said: "The aphrodisiac only strengthens sexual desire. Of course, it is best to use cold levels to recover. But eating more and more is also very harmful."
...
Who would be okay and always take an aphrodisiac to flush cold water?
Shi Feixia said, "Well, who took him to flush cold water?"
Six heads are opposite.
Rayton hurriedly waved, "I can't hold him."
Shi Feixia saw Jin's gaze coming and shook his head: "I can't control him."
When King Kong wants to speak, he hears Hughes crying outside: "King ..."
...
Kim looked at them helplessly, "I can't control him."
Kim went out. Leaving Shi Feixia and Layton face to face.
Intermittent pain groaned from Smar's throat, exacerbating the two.
Shi Feixia snapped his fingers suddenly, "I have a solution."
Layton was still confident in his head, "what way?"
Shi Feixia smiled: "Hey. This is a trick that guests often use in hotels. I didn't expect I would use it one day."