Vol 10 Chapter 12: Fairy Buddha separation

The Jade Emperor could not help but beckoned to me and motioned for me to sit on a stone beside him. "Your method is good, but it is not easy to drive out the demons. At least you have to help me find the nests of the demons first, and know that their hiding place is good to catch up?"
"This is only a question of the Seal of Time. Please be assured."
The Jade Emperor nodded: "There is one more thing in the Buddhism that makes me very disturbed."
"Jade Emperor might as well talk about it, maybe I have a solution." In fact, I just said that Jade Emperor would inevitably say it. He made it clear that he asked me to help him.
The Jade Emperor thought first and then said, "Do you know that many members of the Buddhism were originally from my Taoism?"
I nodded: "I don't know much about it, but I heard that the well-known fight over Buddha Wu Gong came from Taoism."
Jade Emperor regretted: "At the time, Rulai and my heaven court signed that talent exchange plan, and I didn't know how I would agree."
"What talent exchange program? I never seem to have heard of it!"
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "I'm so embarrassed to go out and publicize the unlucky agreement. The Buddhism was cheap and I didn't talk anymore! You don't know if you should."
"What did this agreement say?"
The Jade Emperor beckoned to Taibai Venus. "You come on."
Taibai Venus first gave a gift, and then said: "The main purpose of the agreement was to exchange the existence, mutual benefit and reciprocity. According to the plan, the heavenly courts needed to train several powerful new members. Zong. In contrast, Buddhism also needs to train a few new disciples to belong to Xianmen. "
"That should be okay? Isn't this an ordinary collaboration?"
"I really want to cooperate honestly, but Buddhism and us want to cheat. I came out of the fairy gate, a Monkey King of Zizhu, and you may only have heard of Journey to the West, knowing things about Sun Wukong, in fact, There is also a purple bamboo fairy. The strength is comparable to that of Sun Wukong. These two are our exchanges. "
"Since you said that the Buddhism swindled, did they give you two disciples?"
"It's a good point." Too platinum star said angrily: "Two disciples sent by the Buddhist sect, one is Jiahe, and the other is Nizhan. Those Buddhist sutras of the Buddhist sect are all familiar, and their fighting skills are not the same. You said that we What does Heaven want the two bookshelves to come back to? We do n’t read Buddhism. It ’s useless to study the scriptures!

"No wonder you said it was too big!"
The Jade Emperor could not help but said: "Later we also asked them to change people, but the Buddhism said that these two are the most exquisite Buddhist disciples."
I nodded: "In a sense, these two are really Dharma, they can only be Dharma, there is no actual combat content. The Buddhism is very good at literary games, all Buddhist scriptures are based on paradox and hypothesis. This classic debate idea, as long as you look at it, you will definitely be taken in. "
The Jade Emperor asked in wonder: "What is the basis of paradoxes and assumptions?"
"This is difficult to explain clearly. I can understand it by comparing two analogies. The paradox is the pros and cons. For example, I say two things. The content of the first sentence is: I am correct in my sentence below. The content of the second sentence is: My sentence above is wrong. Who the are you saying?
The Jade Emperor immediately whispered: "The words above are right, the words below are wrong. If the words above are right, then the words below should be right if they are wrong. But if the second sentence is Right. That means that the above sentence should be wrong. If the above sentence says that the following is wrong, then it should be interpreted as the following sentence is wrong ... wrong ... right ... right ... wrong ... fainted!"
I smiled and said, "Do you understand? This is a paradox. You can't understand anything wrong."
"I see." Not only the Jade Emperor, but even the gods below nodded fiercely, apparently just passing out.
"What about the hypothetical foundation you said?" Tai Platinum asked.
"Let's say that." I explained: "Take a simple example. Someone hung their own calligraphy and painting on a rope for an exhibition. When you went to see it, I put a sign next to it to instruct you to enter the exhibition area. The area behind it. So the calligraphy and painting you see is either a piece of white paper or only a few ink dots printed on the paper. At this time, others are looking at the calligraphy and painting on the front and constantly praise how good the calligraphy and painting are. You ca n’t see where it is good. The reason is that you have been looking at the back of the calligraphy and painting. Of course, you ca n’t see anything good.

The Jade Emperor immediately called out, "I see. This is the beginning of a wrong start, and no matter how hard you try, you can only follow the idea of ​​the person who assumed the start, because you get the wrong foundation as soon as you come up. "
I nodded with a smile: "The Jade Emperor is wise. If someone assumes that something like Reiki does not exist, you will certainly not succeed in studying Mana on this basis. The same is true for Buddhism, why are so many people trapped in it. In fact, he too Assumption of the foundation. The Buddhism presupposes that after suffering, people can accumulate virtues, and then rebirth in the next life can be blessed, so that everyone will be brought into his arms. In fact, Buddhism and reincarnation are not touched at all, and the dead are your ten halls They did n’t have the right to intervene at all. But everyone got into a misunderstanding as soon as they came up, so they were always deceived. This time the agreement you signed with Buddhism is the same. You think that exchanging talents with each other is definitely the best thing. They exchanged each other, but they took advantage of this loophole to send you two living bookshelves, and as a result they made you suffer.
Jade Emperor said a little sadly: "In fact, we secretly contacted Sun Wukong and Zizhu Fairy later, and they have always wanted to return to Xianmen."
I looked at the Jade Emperor in wonder: "They want to come back? Can't they be protected with the power of Xianmen? When they return, the Buddha can still grab it?"
Taibai Jinxing instead of the Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "Sun Wukong has a Vajra headband on his head and a purple jade ring on the waist of the Purple Bamboo Fairy. As long as the Guanyin's curse is together, the two of them died alive without pain. If you go back, you can only die alive. "
"I do n’t know about the purple bamboo fairy. Did n’t Sun Wukong's hoop be removed when he became a Buddha?"
"Take it off?" Taibai said with a mocking smile: "If you really take it off, you won't defeat the Buddha! Sun Wukong has always missed his teacher of the year, and the legendary Tang Monk. He is just a prison clerk. The sling curse is specifically responsible for guarding Sun Wukong to prevent him from running away. Buddha has always flaunted mercy, thinking about who will go to if I don't go to hell. Finally? Everyone has gone to hell. Is n’t Rulai sitting in the Elysium to enjoy his blessing? Who? Seeing him go to hell? Those stories that you have circulated in the world are the propaganda strategies of Buddhism. Guanyin is actually the image ambassador of the public relations department of Buddhism. It is responsible for the propaganda place. "
A guy with a shameful face and a peculiarly dressed official suit similar to the imperial robe also complained: "That Guanyin is the most sinister, and he actually came up with a son of Guanyin who treats infertility and cheated a large group of mortals. Burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, in fact, what matters to her to have or not to have children? The dead souls are in the hands of Yan Luo, my tenth palace. We do n’t send inborn ghosts to those women's bodies. How can we have children? She is a woman Can a maiden make a man? "
An immortal official with dragon horns came out and looked like it must be the Dragon King. He also complained indignantly: "That's it. What other Buddhists do the Purdue sentiments all day long. Help the people to ask for rain. My dragon family 8000 Si Yushui soldiers, heaven and thunder and lightning four gods, next rain gate What happened to their Buddhism? Who would rain in Guanyin and Rulai? Every time I first got information from us about where to rain. Then I went to that place to help the common people to ask for rain. It was purely cheating, eating and drinking. On The ability to rain, they can't even compare with monsters. Some monsters really do rain. "
The King Yan and the Dragon King said so, the other gods immediately started the Buddhism criticism meeting, and everything came out. To sum it up is a meaning anyway-the Buddha is trying to cheat under the banner of heaven.
I hurriedly interrupted the debating meeting of the gods, and if I continue to say so, I will enter the stage of scolding. "In fact, I don't think Tianting is inferior to Buddhism in strength. The key problem is that Rende is not doing enough."
Jade Emperor was startled. "What? Not good enough? We are all swallowing the Coptis with our noses. What else?"
I smiled and said, "Should learn more from Buddhism. People will show all their virtues in the face, but you will give them all the virtues. So you are not as good as them."
"What about that?"
"The problem in the court of heaven is a long-term backlog. Huairou policy is no longer possible. In my opinion, we can simply cut the knife and do nothing."
Venus asked carefully, "What do you mean?"
"Tianting's force, number of people, material reserves, and sphere of influence, all of these are superior to the Buddhism. How many people are you counting the Buddhism? How many people are in the court? Look at the world. Now all the world I think that Buddhism and Xianmentong belong to the category of Buddhism, and everyone thinks that Rulai is the boss of this Buddhist place. You are just out of the dragon. You can't slow it down anymore. Once Buddhism feels its power The expansion is almost the same. When you start to crowd you out, you have no power to fight back. "
"Then how do we solve it?"
"Isn't everyone on the Immortal just now reporting that the Buddhism spoofed the heavenly forces for credit? Then we simply smashed their brand."
"Smash the brand?"
"Isn't Guanyin claiming that she can allow those mortal women to conceive and have children? You send some people to pay close attention to all the Guanyin Temples, and anyone who asks for a child there will record him. These recorded people , Let him forget it. "
King Yan was shocked at hearing: "Is it too poisonous?"
"Do you want to be poisoned or are you going to be replaced?"
"Then I'll be more poisonous!" Yan Wang quickly sat down and stopped talking.
I immediately said to the Dragon King again: "Don't you say that the Buddhist disciples always found out your rain information before running to those places to pretend to beg for rain?"
"Yeah!" The Dragon King demolished bitterly: "Every time I get a rain order from Heaven, they first come to pretend to be asking for rain. In fact, where is the rain they are asking for, we just act according to the rules. Now we are doing it. No one at my Dragon King Temple worshipped, and the incense was about to break. The Sea Seal King of our Four Sea Dragon Kings has been smashing the old version for a long time, it ’s really miserable! "
I nodded: "This is also easy to do. The Jade Emperor will still follow the rain order in the future, but give the Dragon King a certain amount of freedom and allow the King to change the hexagram temporarily according to the situation. If the Dragon King arrives at the point of rain, the Buddhist Sect is posing as you to perform the rain. You will immediately go to rain somewhere else, or simply go home. Anyway, you don't want to rain where they ask, you will not believe them any more if you engage in mortals more times. "
The Dragon King nodded straight, and the Jade Emperor also agreed to this plan.
I also pointed to the God of Plague and the Decay of God: "Don't the Buddha Sect say that they believe in them, and burn incense all day long to avoid disaster and illness? You two have nothing to do and go around. See whoever worships Buddha and wants to go to illness and disaster, you just Staying at his house for one night, don't kill people, just breathe, this way of publicity is better. Whoever wants to worship the Buddha will make him moldy and want to commit suicide, whoever wants to worship the Buddha will get sick and even get sick. By the way, didn't the Fairies of Tao Xianzong just say that the Buddha Buddhism likes doing merit? "
A beautiful fairy from Taobao Women ’s Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao ’s Women ’s Winter Outerwear stood out and said,
Yes. Buddhists want believers to pay for their temple repairs. Sometimes they also use the money to build roads. Although road building is a good thing But it ’s not all the money used by those believers, not the way the Buddhism repaired itself. Anyone who pays for it. They give a joss stick. It ’s a merit incense. After returning home, put the ash in the water Drinking it can cure the disease. "
"Can these incense really cure the disease?"
"How is that possible!" The fairy said angrily: "If you take some incense to cure the disease, what do you want the doctor to do? However, those incenses have blessed a little potential, and they can be refreshed by eating them. Mortal people do n’t know that they are real. It worked. "
"That's fine. In addition to continuing to work on your own, the rescued fairies will also keep an eye on those people who have used merit, and go back to concentrate on sending the news to the king." I told the king again: "If you After receiving the list given to you by the fairy, at night I asked Black and White to go to each of these houses to name each other.
The Jade Emperor clapped and said, "It really is enough, but in this time, the throne of the Seal of God will cause troubles, right?"
"I said it. This is a fast-cutting thing. The Buddhism is too close to you, many things are already unclear. They are like poisons that have penetrated into your arms. Now the only thing I want to get rid of The method is to cut off your own arm together. It must be wounded in the throne of the Seal of Siam for a short time, but after this stage, it will be fine. In the future, you must step up publicity and learn from the Buddhism, send more low-level personnel to run Run. You do n’t have contact with mortals all day long. Of course, people do n’t know your credit. In the future, it ’s going to rain. You send some priests to do something, and then it rains. If anyone is doing good deeds, do n’t do it now. Give him some benefits and run away. To show a spirit in the air and let your family see you arrive, it ’s best to say a few words to encourage others to do more good in the future, so that mortals know that it is actually the heavenly courts that are managing their luck, not Buddhism. They are in charge. By the way, there is the King of Yan. The focus is on your side. Mortal people are most afraid of death. When you are ecstatic, you do n’t want to do this person for a lifetime. Do you want to read out the bad things? In the future, just talk about it in the world, don't let your body go down, let them see your ecstasy and explain the morals and bad things, especially tell those who worship the Buddha that doing good deeds is not moral. Virtue. See who will believe them in the future. "
Erlang Shen said beside him, "Isn't this going to fight?"
"No fight, what are you going to do with them?"
"Good plan." Jade Emperor smiled at Taibai and said, "Record all of this and follow this."
"It has been written down."
The Jade Emperor immediately said to me again: "It seems that you really have a great use for the heaven. This time you offended the Buddhism, it is also regarded as the heaven, and you can rest assured that I will send someone to protect you."
"No, no." I'm a double agent, and I'm with a bodyguard from the court, so how can I mix in the future? "In fact, the Jade Emperor really needs to take care of me and help me look after my city. I personally are not afraid of them. The adventurous soul cannot be detained, and the Buddhism cannot treat me."
"Here you can rest assured. Your city heaven will certainly help you, Buddhism is afraid to treat you."
I thanked the Jade Emperor first and then said, "Jade Emperor just said that Sun Wukong and Zizhu Fairy wanted to return to Xianmen. I wonder if you have any more contact recently?"
"Of course there is a connection. What do you ask this for?"
"If it is convenient, you can ask them to come to me, or tell me a place where the Seal of the Seal of God will meet with them at a time. The immortals and Buddhas have a lot of skills, but I have a lot of left-hand side. King Kong on Sun Wukong's head The headband and the jadeite ring of the purple bamboo fairy can't be opened with your correct method. Maybe my crooked ideas are effective and may not be effective. "
Upon hearing this, the emperor asked with excitement: "Can you really open those two things? As long as you can help them return to Xianmen, I can give you 10 ancient beasts to help you care for the house and protect the battlefield. . "
"That's not accurate, I don't know if I don't try it. But since Jade Emperor has developed such good conditions, I will definitely work hard. If we want to succeed, will we be mutually beneficial!"
After chatting with the Jade Emperor, I was sent back to Isinger, and this strange landscape painting was also kept in Isinger. This painting is not a space passage. From here, you cannot directly reach the heavenly court, and the people in the heavenly court cannot reach here. What I just saw with Erlang Shen are actually phantoms. The space in this painting is a bit like a holographic projection. It can be used for remote meetings, but it cannot be used as a channel. The Jade Emperor said that in the future, people will be assigned to work day and night in this space. If there is anything, I only need to send people into the phantom space of this painting to notify the heaven.
Regarding Sun Wukong and the Purple Bamboo Fairy, the final solution given by the Jade Emperor was for me to find them myself. It wasn't that the Jade Emperor didn't want to match, but because they were stunned by the Buddhism, there was no way to match. Unless I went to their Dongfu to find them myself, they could not meet me anyway. However, Jade Emperor gave two detailed maps, and it was easy to go.
When the Erlang left Essinger, I hurried to kill the demon's nest again. In the past two days, I was busy running on both sides of the heavenly demon nest. It was said that I was a middleman of the four forces, as if it were full of bulls. Just errands.
Shui Xu, the first thing they saw when I saw them was to grab me and ask if they were successful, so I shook my head. Shui Xu asked nervously, "Did Tianting have turned its potential?"
"No."
"Isn't it stolen?" Yin Yao asked.
"Neither."
Qiong Lin asked: "What's going on?"
"Come on, don't you be so anxious? You have seen big scenes before, and some things should be clear to you. Tianting is not a vegetable market, can you just walk around? This time, Tianting sent a lot of gods to pick me up. , I was escorted to Jade Emperor all the way, and the team doubled when I returned. How do you say I stole? "
"Then you see the mana?"
I was a little uncertain: "It's strange to say ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I actually saw three purple rays in the heavenly court."
Qiong Lin looked at the water and said, "Three regiments? Is the mana divided?"
Xiao Xu shook his head: "I didn't see it again. You asked me, who should I ask?"
Qiong Lin immediately turned to me: "Can you judge the kind of demon?"
I shook my head: "The three groups of purple energy are different in size, the closest one is in the Douhou Palace. The other two groups are in the Tiantai Pavilion, and the other one is far away. Light can see a little shadow."
Yin Yao said: "The possibility of the Dou Gong Palace is relatively high, that is a place for alchemy. The one farther away, I guess, may be Chang'e's jade rabbit."
"Ah? Yutu is also a monster?"
"Although Jade Rabbit is Chang'e's pet, it is actually an authentic monster. However, Chang'e's identity is special. Tianting has always opened her eyes and closed her eyes. There is also a possibility of the Tiantai Pavilion in the three groups of demons, but if you have If you have the chance to steal, it is best to go to Dou Gong Palace first. "