Chapter 686: : You are indeed more handsome than me
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Strongest Guard
- Feng Zhong Di Yang Guang
- 2069 characters
- 2021-03-04 03:46:39
When he said these words, he accidentally saw Yang Xiao's apple jerky move a few times, and then he retracted his foot like an electric shock.
Li Nanfang was very strange: "Hey, Yang Xiao, you're not really a girl, are you a woman disguised as a man?"
"Fuck, nonsense, you are the woman."
Yang Xiao's face changed drastically, and his voice became much thicker. He raised his right foot again, making a gesture to step on Li Nanfang's heart.
Li Nanfang quickly closed his mouth.
He is not a bitch. When this weird and terrifying Yang Xiao let him go, he really didn't have to use disgusting words to irritate others and ask for trouble.
"Li Nanfang, you'd better keep your mouth clean when you are in front of me from now on, so as not to offend me, and really stomp you out."
After seeing Li Nanfang shut his mouth, Yang Xiao's expression was a little slow, and he took a few steps back with a cold snort.
It was as if, after he got closer to Li Nanfang, this servant would really be the one.
Li Nanfang is purely a cooked duck with a hard mouth.
Even if he clearly sees that Yang Xiao has a Adam's apple, it is by no means a woman disguised as a man. He also knows that if people want to kill him, it seems that it shouldn't be too simple, but he can't help but roll his eyes, and said in a strange way: "Whatever you want. To me, Lao Tzu is here. I really think that Lao Tzu is a stupid woman who is afraid of death, and will be so scared by your perverted perversion that I dare not even speak?
After hearing what he said, Lin Yiting was annoyed to death.
If she could move, she would definitely run to the scum Li, raise her hand to remove his mouth full of teeth, and then angrily asked him: "If you don't use this kind of words to stimulate the pervert, will you die?"
Without irritating Yang Xiao, Li Nanfang would certainly not die.
But he will be uncomfortable.
I think back then, cough, talking about the dignified black ghost, but the hero who singled out Qin Laoqi and Jing Hong tenth teamed up, when was someone trampled on his chest with a smelly foot and threatened to step on the internal organs?
This is someone trampling him!
Li Nanfang has always thought that you can trample on his dignity, but you must never trample on his dignity-dignity will not hurt after being trampled on. After a person is trampled on, his stomach and lower back are hurting to scold his mother. what.
Can't beat and beat, isn't it allowed to use your mouth to find a spot?
"I swear, don't care about your ass. Take care of yourself first."
Li Nanfang was full of impatience. He raised his hand to support the cockpit and slowly stood up: "If I wasn't trying to save you, would I be perverted by this dead and trampled on by shit? Nima, I should pretend to be blind and let you be That big dog gave it to grass."
Lin Yiting, whose face was always pale, flushed suddenly after hearing him curse like this: "Asshole, you, what are you talking about?"
This time, Yang Xiao was not angry. Instead, he stood there with his hands on his back, watching them quarrel with relish.
"I said you took the blame. If you stay in the tortoise nest in Jinghua and don't come to Qingshan to fight against me, then why are you----"
When Li Nanfang said this, he suddenly shut up, rubbing his lower waist with his left hand, and leaned against the cockpit.
Yang Xiao was stunned and took a step forward: "Why don't you speak anymore?"
"thirsty."
Li Nanfang said lightly.
Yang Xiao asked concerned: "Want to drink water?"
"Go get it for me."
Li Nanfang said very boldly.
"Well, wait a moment, I will be back soon."
When Yang Xiao said the last word, his figure flashed and he had already rushed out of the warehouse.
Lin Yiting stared at the door blankly, as if silly.
Although she usually likes to watch those boring soap operas, she also occasionally watches costume films, so she knows the idiom "master of martial arts", and for a while, she is also fascinated by Master Jin's martial arts novels from the series "Evening Dragon Slayer".
She never believed that, whether it was ancient or modern, there would be martial arts masters in real life.
But now, she has witnessed it with her own eyes.
Yang Xiao proved with facts that the martial arts masters in martial arts novels were not fabricated by the author.
Rather, it really exists.
When she stared at the communication room where Yang Xiaoshan had entered in a daze, she listened to Li Nanfang asking in a low voice: "Hey, what is the origin of this dead metamorphosis?"
"How do I know? I also saw him under your booth tent. He must force me to say that he is handsome, I won't say--"
"So, you almost got caught by a big dog."
"Asshole! Can you speak well?"
"Okay. Then speak up. If I didn't come in time, you would be by that big dog for a strong woman."
"Li Nanfang!"
"Okay, don't grin with me, you are not a big dog."
Li Nanfang rubbed his stomach: "Do you know why he was obedient and took water for Lao Tzu?"
Lin Yiting objected: "Can you not always call myself Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu?"
"I remembered it."
"You----then you said, why would he obediently listen to you, and go to the old man and get you water?"
Lin Yiting is really unwilling to quarrel with such unqualified people.
Otherwise, she would be really angry.
I didn't know where to take out a toothpick. Li Nanfang leaned on the cockpit, picking his teeth, and said slowly, "He, likes to watch us fight."
Lin Yiting was dumbfounded: "What?"
"I said, he likes to watch us quarrel."
Li Nanfang turned his head, looked out the door, frowned slightly, and said thoughtfully: "If Lao Tzu is right, this pervert should come from a place where the news is very closed. Moreover, he usually doesn't come into contact with many people. I don’t know--"
Lin Yiting couldn't help interrupting him: "I don't know the world."
Li Nanfang lowered his face and stopped talking.
Lin Yiting was a little strange: "Why, is my idiom used incorrectly?"
"When a man is speaking, it is best not to interrupt without authorization, to show how educated you are."
Seeing that the two of them have to work together and don’t fight each other, Li Nanfang forgave her and continued:
Since he forced you and forced me to say his name is nice, praise him for being handsome, and like Judging from our quarrels and other signs, I can conclude that his social experience will not exceed that of a five-year-old child."
"Actually, to put it bluntly, he is a turtle that has never seen the world."
After thinking of the master who abused himself, he was just a strong, but simple-minded, easy to deceive turtle, Li Nanfang suddenly became happy.
Modern times are an era of vigorously developing IQ.
People with high IQ can definitely crush those braves who know how to do it.
Li Nanfang asked himself that his IQ was not much lower than that of Helan Xiaoxin, so it was more than enough to deal with Yang Xiao's incomprehension. No, it should be a turtle.
If you make good use of your IQ, you might be able to accept him as a younger brother.
Thinking of accepting Yang Xiao as a younger brother, he could help him do bad things that would damage Boss Li's heroic image. Li Nanfang felt beautiful in his heart.
When he was immersed in conjecture for a moment, he didn't notice Lin Yiting's slightly frowned, thoughtful look.
Until a bottle of mineral water was suddenly handed to his face.
Yang Xiao brought water.
To prove the feasibility of one of his plans again, Li Nanfang said coldly: "Help me unscrew the lid."
No matter how simple Yang Xiao's thoughts of dealing with matters were, it was at this time that Li Nanfang was deliberately calling him.
He sneered slightly. When he was about to raise his hand to throw the mineral water out, Li Nanfang spoke again in time: "Otherwise, I won't quarrel with that woman again, let you watch the excitement, and draw from it the way you want to do things the most. I will not tell you that your attempt to bully her with a big dog is a crime that can arouse public outrage."
Yang Xiao's eyes flickered, but he didn't say anything. According to Li Nanfang's instructions, he helped him unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle: "I still need it, do I feed you water?"
"Then avoid it."
From Yang Xiao's eager look, after seeing that he really wanted to feed himself and drink water, Li Nanfang quickly laughed and stretched out his hand to grab the mineral water.
He was really afraid of being choked to death by this unskilled and wrong person.
"You can talk now, you just quarreled with her, right?"
After finally waiting for Li Nanfang to drink the whole bottle of water like a wine tasting, Yang Xiao asked.
Li Nanfang's face was full of the look of Are you a fool, and asked him: "Why should I quarrel with her?"
Yang Xiao was taken aback: "You were arguing just now. You said you were thirsty----"
Li Nanfang interrupted him: "It was just now, and it is now. I was interested in quarreling with her just now, but it's gone now."
Yang Xiao smiled: "Li Nanfang, you play with me."
Li Nanfang raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "Congratulations, I learned another trick from me."
Yang Xiao squeezed the corners of her mouth, shaking her figure, and drifting to Lin Yiting like a ghost, raised her foot and stepped on her back: "Li Nanfang, I count to three. If you still say you don't want to fight with her, then it's you Kill her."
"Really?"
Li Nanfang's face changed.
Yang Xiao nodded slowly.
"one two Three!"
Li Nanfang quickly yelled three numbers: "I have finished yelling for you, you can trample her to death."
Yang Xiao's cheeks had a reaction that only appeared when he clenched his teeth, and his right foot sank suddenly.
Lin Yi Tington felt severe pain in her waist and opened her mouth to make a scream. When she scolded Li Nanfang as a to increase her eighth level, that foot suddenly stepped on the back of her head, forcing her to press her entire face on the car.
It's hard to breathe, where can I swear?
Yang Xiao suddenly changed and stepped on Lin Yiting's part because Li Nanfang once said something that made him sick.
But what if you stepped on Lin Yiting's head?
Only red and white brains will come out.
Although the brain is more terrifying, Yang Xiao is not nauseous.
Human skulls are very hard. It takes more effort to step on it. Yang Xiao took a breath, and when he was about to step on it suddenly, Li Nanfang said, "Wait."
"Do you think I will listen to you? You let me wait, I will wait."
Yang Xiao looked so cool and asked Li Nanfang.
Fool, if you really didn't listen to me, you would have stepped on it a long time ago, so why would you say such nonsense?
Li Nanfang cursed in his heart and said: "Before you trample her to death, I want to tell you a truth. After you listen to my life experience that I have spent 24 years in, you will I found that as a man with a better-sounding name than mine and handsomer than me, how unqualified it is to treat a beautiful woman in such a cruel way will be despised by hundreds of millions of people."
"You finally admit that my name is better than you, and my person is even more handsome than you!"
Yang Xiao was overjoyed, released the right foot that was stepping on Lin Yiting's head, and jumped in front of him with a vigorous step: "Ha, after I meet Yue Zitong in the future, I will definitely tell her what you said. Let her convince her."
"what?"
Li Nanfang was stunned, and then he suddenly said, "The one who said my name sounds better than you, and I look more handsome than you, is Yue Zitong."
"Yup."
Yang Xiao nodded, and said casually, "In Yunge Mountain last night, she said to me after sleeping with a man surnamed Feng."
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