Chapter 793: : Who is this auntie Yang?

After Li Nanfang's aunt called out, Alina was stunned and asked: "Little bastard, do you know me?"
"do not know."
Li Nanfang just wanted to shake his head, but he thought of the scalpel on his neck again, and quickly stopped.
Alina sneered: "Hmph, since you don't know me, why would you call my aunt? You don't see me now, why don't you call my sister? Aunt, am I as old as your name?"
In fact, it's very simple to see what you look like.
Li Nanfang thought this in his heart, lowering his eyes and looking at the water.
I saw a beautiful face reflected in the slightly shaking water.
If it weren’t from the phone that I heard her calling her little bastard, and she didn’t give Jing Hong a face, then she was determined to be a man of the era. Just by looking at this face, Li Nanfang would be really hard to call her aunt. .
The blue eyes are slightly sunken, the beautiful nose is pure Eastern European ancestry, and a mouth larger than a Chinese woman. It must be very professional when you blow that.
Although there are shallow crow's feet in the corners of her eyes, it proves that her actual age is much older than her appearance, but if you don't look carefully, she is a young woman of 136.
Especially the pair of black long-sleeved t-shirts on the chest that stand upright, together with the slender white neck, form part of the devil's figure.
Originally, it is very tasteful to appreciate beautiful women from the water.
But Li Nanfang is a little embarrassed now.
Embarrassing, it's not that he has to call the beautiful woman aunt.
It's because he is naked now.
The water is so clear, Li Nanfang's "sweet body" underwater can be described as full of hair.
Despite his "sweet body", it is not the first time that he has been seen by female elders.
I think back then, after he was bitten by ten thousand snakes under the Eight Hundred Shocking Manger-oh, the past is so unbearable to look back.
Just as Li Nanfang stared at the face on the water and was thinking about it, he heard the woman behind him coldly asking: "Little bunny, why don't you speak? Believe it or not, I will poke you blind?"
After feeling the signs of the usefulness of the fingers on his eyelids, Li Nanfang dare not hesitate anymore and hurriedly said: "Auntie, according to your appearance, I should call your eldest sister. But I dare not, because you are me. elder----"
Alina interrupted him: "How do you know what I look like?"
Li Nanfang had to say: "The surface of the water."
Alina was stunned for a while before she woke up.
Coincidentally, when she looked down at the water, the mouth that could blow everything happened to overlap with the thing between Li Nanfang's legs on the water, as if she was blowing on him.
Suddenly ashamed and angry, he raised his hand on the back of Li Nanfang's head and slapped him hard.
Still puzzled, he got up and lifted his foot on his back, kicking him in the pool at once.
Of course, when she started beating Li Nanfang, the scalpel in her right hand had already been removed from his neck.
Otherwise, relying on the sharpness of the scalpel and the movement when she slammed Li Nanfang's back of the head, it would definitely cut off the aorta in his neck.
After licking Li Nanfang's head and kicking him on the back again, Alina was still not satisfied, grabbed the shower gel by the pool, and smashed the little bunny who had just emerged from the water.
Li Nanfang just came out of the water. Before he opened his eyes, he heard the sound of heavy objects. He hurriedly turned his head to the side, and the bottle of shower gel hit the water surface with a loud bang. .
Li Nanfang is a good boy who respects the old and loves the young, especially in the presence of more powerful female elders. He is used to being a grandson.
As long as it's not too much, just beat and scold, and promise to please with a shy smile.
But the premise is that he has to be sure who this female elder is?
The male junior was taking a bath. She suddenly broke in and molested Li Nanfang by pretending to be a bathing girl. This is already suspected of being an old and disrespectful woman. Now she is using her hands and feet to hit people with things.
What, she hasn't finished yet?
Clay figurines, there is another earthy character.
Li Nanfang got up from the water with a huff, and covered his crotch with his left hand. Just as he wiped his face with his right hand, something came flying again.
Hastily reached out and grabbed it.
This time, it was the cupping pot used by the bathing girl for the guests.
Although the cupping pot is not big, it is porcelain after all. If it hits the head, it will definitely be a end.
Throwing the cup away, Li Nanfang stared and shouted: "Hey, are you still there? Who are you? Are we familiar? Just when we met, we just started to move. It's simply outrageous."
"Little bastard, you dare to treat me like this!"
Originally, if Li Nanfang was obediently smashed to the head by a cupping pot, Alina's grievances that he suffered heavy losses and were slapped by her husband would be greatly reduced.
But Li Nanfang dared not only dodge, but also yelled at her.
The temper was not so good, Alina, who was pretending to be angry, was completely furious and jumped onto the edge of the bath.
With a little tiptoe on his right foot, the whole person actually rose into the air, and when he swept across the bath with a width of about three meters, the long legs kicked forward alternately at a rapid speed.
She wore a pair of high-waist riding boots, dotted with ornaments that I don't know if it was glass or gems. When kicking quickly, she actually shook out the cold light and shadow. This is the legendary scissor foot.
Murderous, came to Li Nanfang's neck.
"Let me go, you crazy woman, you want to smash my head with a cupping pot, so I don't want to ask what's the matter? You are too domineering, right?"
Alina's powerful scissor feet finally cut off Li Nanfang's patience. She was no longer polite, and kicked it out amidst the scolding.
The speed and movement with which Alina rushed, looked sharp.
After all, when she was young, she was already a black belt in Taekwondo, especially her husband is the world's number one master of fighting. Based on the principle of being close to the ink, Alena’s fighting skills should be excellent in recent years. , Go further.
But let’s not say that she is going further, even if it is ten more steps, the congenital conditions, the hard work acquired, and the limitations of the reasons for pampering and taking care of each other over the years, and thinking about thoroughly controlling vampire bats every day, she is still seven short of the first-class master Eight streets.
What about Li Nanfang?
Even Hu Mietang, the world's number one master, said that if the two were singled out, he would not have the confidence to win the final victory.
This is enough to prove how awesome Li Nanfang's strength is.
A person who can be praised by Hu Mietang is definitely a super master.
A superb master, after being impatiently molested by a second-rate master, a seemingly casual kick can also play a big role.
With a bang, seeing that her feet were about to cut Li Nanfang’s neck, Alina suddenly seemed to have been hit by a high-speed train. Her whole body was no longer under her control. She flew to the ceiling like she was riding on a rocket. go with.
Li Nanfang's kick, it can be said that the second came first, just like a football player shooting but setting off an anti-aircraft gun, kicking Alina with the back of her foot on the of Alena, causing her to fly into the sky.
With this kick, Li Nanfang used a full eighth of his strength.
But not afraid of hurting her.
Firstly, this lady has a big butt, which proves that there is a lot of meat and is resistant to spanking.
Secondly, Alina, who is more than 1.8 meters tall, should not be inferior to Li Nanfang in weight, so if he wants to kick her, he won't have enough strength.
"what!"
Alina didn't know how she flew, but because of a sudden accident, she was frightened and screamed, waving her hands instinctively, trying to maintain her balance.
People are in mid-air, what can she catch?
Therefore, when her forehead was about to hit the ceiling, she fell quickly after her upward momentum condensed due to gravity.
If she were the enemy, just like using her to pounce on her to kick her up to three meters high in the air, Li Nanfang could use the force of her rapid fall to make another move.
I promise, I can kick her out of the window with one kick.
This is the fourth floor.
Even though this beautiful woman has a lot of flesh on her body and can resist falling, after falling from the fourth floor, she can break her leg and arm without dying, and her internal organs will bleed.
But she is not an enemy, so of course Li Nanfang can't do that.
But you can stand by and watch her as the worst diver in history, falling into the water first, splashing in the loud noise.
"This little dare to kick me. I have to blow his head!"
Only she knew how angry Alina was after falling into the water.
When he came out of the water with a crash, he had already taken out the usual desert eagle from his right riding boot.
The good performance of the Desert Eagle can ensure that it can still work normally after being flooded.
There are not many women on this earth who can drive the Desert Eagle with one hand.
Alina was one of them. After holding the trigger with her right index finger, her left hand wiped her face.
As soon as she opened her eyes and her sight was still blurred by the water droplets, she locked on Li Nanfang, who had just jumped out of the bath and wrapped a bath towel around her waist.
Li Nanfang didn't expect that this ill-tempered beautiful woman would carry a killer like the Desert Eagle with her, and she was still a master of guns, especially her keen speed when locking the target, which was the best in the world.
Li Nanfang feels that women love to play with guns, and the higher the skill, the cooler the men ---- but the problem is, don't play with this kind of real guns.
Playing with real guns will kill you.
"Little bunny, why don't you run away?"
As soon as the line of sight became clear, Alina saw Li Nanfang, smiled sadly, lit the muzzle between his brows, slowly moved down, and aimed at his crotch.
No matter how angry, Alina did not dare to blow Li Nanfang's head off.
However, it should be okay to blow his little head?
"time out!"
Seeing that Alina was really squeezing the trigger, she was not joking, Li Nanfang quickly said loudly, "Auntie, even if you want to kill me, you should make me understand it? For example, who are you? , Why bother to me."
Li Nanfang's remarks made Alina sober.
Finally realized that, let alone Li Nanfang's head, not even the small head.
Otherwise, someone will be quite angry, and her happy family will be shattered.
"Okay, then I will let you know. Hold your head in your hands and squat down."
"One hand, you have to hold the bath towel with one hand."
Li Nanfang smirked and squatted down obediently.
He squatted obediently, because he could feel her irrational hostility from Alina, which had dissipated a lot.
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