Chapter 1773: : Master shit!
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Super Ability Student
- A dream or a thousand years
- 1211 characters
- 2021-03-03 05:14:01
For Captain Xu and Boss Niu, their locals couldn't be more clear.
Maybe those well-dressed people will please them for profit, but for them, the ordinary people who can only be exploited, they will not be betrayed!
"You! You are hindering official duties, believe it or not, I will arrest you all!" Captain Xu exclaimed, how could he feel that he felt like a devil came into the village.
"What you are trying to catch is my dog, it is the dog that hinders you, but the dog is my family's private property, and my daughter is just protecting my family's property!" the man said.
"Hey! You and I are holding the bargain!"
"Then let me tell you, your dog ate Niu Shao's finger. You also said just now that it is obstructing official duties. It is only natural for me to catch it!"
"Your daughter shouldn't stop us from doing things. If you are a parent, you should take good care of it, otherwise I will arrest you!"
The Niu family father and son looked anxious, and Captain Xu shouted angrily.
"Do you have evidence? How do you prove that my dog ate the fingers of that thing?" The man said with his shoulders. Anyway, the fingers were swallowed by the dog, and no one could prove it unless he peeled it off.
"Blood on the ground, isn't it? That was the one I splashed on the ground just now!" The man said casually.
At this time, the dog vomited and spit out a ring.
"This ring, I picked it up somewhere else, and I didn't see any fingers. After that, you first prove that it belongs to you. I will ask the dog to return the ring to you!" The man said without changing his face.
"You! You are arrogant!" Captain Xu was furious.
"What I'm telling is the truth! If you don't believe me, you can ask my neighbors and other dogs near us. They can prove what I said!" the man shouted.
"Yes! We can all prove it!"
"He's right. The blood on the ground is chicken blood. A cheap and bad little chicken should be killed!"
"We saw the ring together, I can prove it!" The crowd shouted loudly. For these bad guys, they don't mind falling into trouble.
"Barking!!!" The surrounding dogs barked at Niu's father and son, Captain Xu and others, and they didn't know if they were calling for grievances for their little friends.
"Damn! A bunch of spooky people!"
"Don't pay attention to them, beat the dog to death and drag it away. It's important to connect a finger for my son!"
"Even if these unsophisticated people are injured, I will settle it!" Boss Niu shouted from the side.
"Don't let them take the dog away! Dogs are our property, these robbers beat them for the dogs!" I don't know who shouted, these people picked up the guys one after another, and took whatever they had with them. Weapons, and children holding their own dog ready to throw it out to bite.
Fang Min looked at Lin Tian beside him in a little surprised, but he didn't think that this guy was going to be abused and lynched, as well as his thoughts of making trouble.
The people outside didn't hear where the sound was coming from, but Fang Min and others in the car heard it clearly.
The words that took the lead just now were made by Lin Tian holding his throat!
There was already chaos outside, and the residents were fighting with Captain Xu and others.
After all, these are real people, not dogs. Captain Xu and the others dare not shoot no matter how courageous they are. They have to carry people behind their backs no matter how arrogantly they do bad things!
But in the chaos, Niu Ben found a chance and took advantage of the chaos to pick up a moving brick and touched the behind the bewildered big yellow dog.
"Ah! He's going to shoot that dog to death!" Fang Min said regretfully. In his heart, they, like the residents outside, hope that the Niu Ben will be disabled forever!
"It's okay, look at me!" Lin Tian said.
Fang Min and the others completely forgot about their situation, and they all looked at Lin Tian attentively, wanting to see how he could help the dog out of danger.
"I borrow your hair for a use!" Lin Tian whispered suddenly, and then before Fang Min could react, he gently held Fang Min's hair with his lips and pulled it out.
Afterwards, seeing Niu Ben's hand moving bricks, he was about to shoot the big yellow dog's head, Lin Tianmeng lifted the ten thousand knives, and spit out the hair into the dog's ass.
"Wow!"
That hair pierced the big yellow dog's ass, and the big yellow dog screamed and flew out fiercely.
The scream of the big yellow dog made everyone stop their hands and looked at the big yellow dog flying far in the air in surprise.
"Dad, it turns out that rhubarb can fly!" the little girl said to his father excitedly.
His father opened his mouth wide, obviously not believing that his dog would suddenly fly.
He couldn't help looking to the side, and immediately saw the bull rushing there holding the moving brick.
"Hahahahahaha! Look, everyone, my dog is shit!" The man threw the pole in his hand, clutching his stomach and laughed.
What's so funny about a dog shit, everyone looked at it puzzledly.
But soon...
"Hahahahaha! Really!"
"Brother, your rhubarb is really amazing, this is really good, this is the biggest I have ever seen!"
"Hahahaha! It is not only big, but also very scarce, this dog has diarrhea, hahahahaha!" The residents were crazy.
"Dad! Uuuuuu... the dog at me!" Niu Ben threw the brick in his hand, turned around and stood up and looked at his father crying.
On his face, a lump of smelly and runny was stuck on his face, almost covering his eyes.
"Son, see if the dog has pulled your severed finger out!" When the matter is over, Boss Niu can only shout like this, still holding a glimmer of hope in his heart.
When Niu Ben heard what Lao Tzu said, he hurriedly took both hands and huffed away in the on his face.
Now, the that was originally runny was even more smeared on the face.
"Uuuuuuuuuu...no!" Niu Ben cried even more after discovering that there was no severed finger!
Because of the open mouth crying, the followed the corner of the mouth ~EbookFREE.me~ and slipped into Niuben's mouth under everyone's eyelids.
"Oh!" Someone who couldn't stand it was thrown up in disgust.
"Oh!" Niu Ben also vomited, but he cried as he vomited, then wiped his tears with his hand, and his eyes were all shit.
"Hahahaha! So this kid likes to play shit!"
"A tuo is not enough! My dog can also pull it!"
"My big dog is pretty good too! I think of it this way, my dog seems to have eaten something just now, it looks like it is a human finger!"
"Oh, my dog just went out to play with yours, my dog will not eat one too!"
"What kind of young cows, young horses, I think I will change my name altogether in the future, let's call Master Dog Shit!" The surrounding residents laughed and did not forget to fall into trouble.
"Quick! Go find water and wash my son clean!" Boss Niu shouted to Captain Xu.