Chapter 2809: : The old iron is fine

Although Lin Tian was desperate and wanted to go back to see Xia Yurou earlier so as not to worry about her, the time it took to return was much longer than before.
No way, Lin Tian's image at the moment is really hard to describe.
The whole body is dirty and torn, emitting a strong smell of sweat, not to mention the blood traces that have coagulated on the body, it makes people very uncomfortable to look at, like a victim who just got up from the scene of a car accident or a murder.
Not to mention that Xia Yurou was scared. When Lin Tian rushed from the mountains to the highway, many passing vehicles and pedestrians were frightened.
"Fuck! Look, there's a man covered in blood, not dressed like a beggar, and his hair looks like it was struck by lightning. It looks like a human thing, what the is that!"
"Yeah! This is a zombie, it's a zombie! I've seen Resident Evil, aren't the zombies in it all this virtue!"
"This is a typical person infected with a zombie virus. Is it the rhythm of a zombie crisis? Run, you have to go home and prepare your weapons and hide!"
"Wait a minute, let me take a few photos and post on Weibo, and then take a few more videos to make a vibrato!"
"I want too, I want too! You guys find something to cover me, let me go up and take a photo with the zombies! Nima, Brother Kuaishou has only a few dozen fans after playing for three or four years. , Let Old Tie Xiaomei call me 666!"
A few passing young people all looked at Lin Tian who was walking towards this side with full eyes, looking like they had discovered the new world.
"Oh! What's wrong with this buddy? Is this being raped by a bear or gang-raped by a wolf? Why is this virtue!"
"You think wilderness hunters, we don't have bears here, we can't find raccoons!"
A passing car saw Lin Tian rushing out of the nearby forest, and was so scared that it slammed on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road. Two middle-aged people inside looked at Lin Tian's shape and muttered.
"Hello, zombie, don't move around, let me take a photo with you and make a small video."
Seeing Lin Tian approaching, one of the young people, Nima, greeted him with excitement and caution.
"Hey! Let me come first, I will be the first exclusive on the entire network!"
Another young man wearing tight leggings and beanie shoes, and a monkey-looking young man rushed over and came to Lin Tian before that person. While carefully keeping his distance, his face was full of excitement and his eyes gleamed. Shouting to the phone plugged into the selfie stick:
"Come and see, come and see, the only zombie in the entire network, brought to you by my young boy, Guapi brought you, intense and close contact, like old irons give me attention, light up the red heart, double click 6...Oh, me!"
Before he finished shouting, he saw Lin Tianmeng lifted up at him behind him through the screen of his mobile phone. Before he could react, he snatched his mobile phone and smashed it directly on the ground.
"Fuck you! Don't be too mad, be careful I shoot you on the wall! Even if you are a zombie, don't drag me, don't ask me, I'm the one who is called the youngest boy, I am not..."
Seeing that the phone was smashed, the young man rolled up his sleeves suddenly and stretched out his hand to press Lin Tian, ​​who had already passed by him, wanting to talk to Lin Tian about using his hands and not his brain.
Snapped!
Lin Tian didn't even look at it. He slapped his hand and knocked the young man who claimed to be Tianyou Guapi to the ground and passed out on the spot.
Just after Lin Tian got rid of the monkey that didn't know where it came from, the young man who should have stepped forward raised his phone to Lin Tian and pressed the shutter.
Click!
Unfortunately, not only did he not turn off the shutter sound, but he did not even turn off the flash.
Lin Tianli was attracted by the flash of light and the sound of the shutter, and turned to look at him who was stiff.
Guru!
The man swallowed fiercely.
Lin Tian jumped, volleyed with a gorgeous round kick, and directly kicked the mobile phone he was still holding in the opponent's hand and flew far away. After drew a parabola in the sky that shone in the sun, he disappeared.
thump!
There was no need for Lin Tian to greet him any more. The young man directly softened his knees and knelt down to Lin Tian. He didn't want to lose his phone and slap him like that Tianyou Guapi brother!
That's really a melon skin!
Zombies know martial arts, no one can stop them!
Lin Tian looked around with cold eyes, and there were some young people around who also took out their phones and opened a certain Yinmoshou app. They all put their phones back tacitly, looked up at the sky, pretending to be watching the scenery.
Before everyone turned their eyes back on themselves, Lin Tian turned into a flash of lightning and disappeared in place at the fastest speed.
It’s the second thing to scare others. What Lin Tian is most afraid of right now is to be photographed and sent to some short video apps. If it is accompanied by a pig-killing laughter as the background sound, Lin Tian will definitely be angry. The fire burned the office building on some platforms!
MMP, why don’t those platforms delete the background sound and ban them? I like to ban them all day long. Why not ban this kind of mental torture?
Lin Tian even wondered if he had time to discuss with the Emperor Long to see if he could make a proposal to add one more crime to the law, called the crime of mental pollution, first detain those who like the background sound of pig laughter. For ten days and eight days, put on headphones to play their pig crying video in a loop!
Like a thief, Lin Tian took a careful detour and first went to a nearby store to buy new clothes. Before causing a greater commotion, he took a bath in the nearest bath and changed his clothes.
After cleaning up, he rushed to the Song family compound in vigor.
What he didn't know was that after he left, the waiters who witnessed him in and out of the bath all murmured together:
"Hey! Did you see it! I told you everything, telling you to go to the street and see beggars don't just give people money~EbookFREE.me~ There are many such professional beggars now."
Just like the guy who went out just now, he was professional at first sight. In fact, people wear so rags at work, not to cheat money, take a shower and clean up after work, and be more decent than anyone else, and then take the money to be chic, don’t live too comfortably! "
"Yeah, brother, or you are right! I have been reading what is said on the Internet, and thought it was bluffing me. I didn't think it was true. I saw it today."
"Hey! How else can I say that I am your brother? I have to teach you so that you can gain knowledge! Tell you, you have the spare money. Instead of giving it to that kind of liar, you might as well learn from me and watch the live broadcasts Female anchors give a reward!
My monthly salary is more than 3,000, and I give them more than 2,000 a month. The remaining money is enough to eat instant noodles. They not only smile at me on the other side of the screen, but the one who smiles is called a show, and they call me old. Tie, I'm fine, so happy! "
"Nothing wrong, brother, I will listen to you! Tell me which platform you usually watch on, and I will also give them a reward!"
(End of this chapter)