Chapter 18: Old driver teaches you to be human
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Super Driver
- 浪高三尺三
- 1675 characters
- 2021-03-01 02:09:50
It may be that the applause at the scene was too enthusiastic and infected these experts from afar, followed by a woman with yellow hair and stood up.
And Su Qiubai is also non-stop here, and still translates accurately, even some of their oral errors will be corrected automatically ...
The audience off the field was stunned. Su Qiubai on the stage didn't seem to be a translator at all. It seemed that these words were all memorized by him, but now he just spoke ...
"It's impossible ... how can a taxi driver have such a level, even my teacher can't ..."
Wu Gang sat on the bench like a needle felt, staring at Su Qiubai motionlessly, whispering in his mouth, cold sweat falling from his forehead.
Not only him, but all the teachers at the scene secretly compared themselves with Su Qiubai, and all felt that they were too far apart.
Later, even those foreigners frequently looked around, especially after hearing Su Qiubai's English!
Almost foreigner than foreigner!
Is English in China so popular that even taxi drivers can be so incredible?
What a magical country!
Similarly, Su Qiubai's English pronunciation completely broke the last trace of luck in Director Li and Wu Gang's heart!
This mother-in-law is a neuropathy, her foreign language level is almost as good as an explosion, but she runs as a taxi driver for a pick-up!
He is a liar, and this is a crime at all!
Of course, this is just the idea of the two of them.
The headmaster was already laughing and couldn't stand still, especially when he saw the foreigner's surprised expression.
Dong Jiawei, in addition to marveling and rejoicing, she was more moved and fascinated.
At this moment, Su Qiubai left an indelible impression in her heart.
Perhaps the translation was too unreasonable, so the foreign delegation suddenly had a difficult idea.
An old lady suddenly stood up and muttered a series of words that no one at the scene could understand.
Soon the scene was quiet.
What happened? What she said was ... Russian!
After everyone realized this, they discovered that everyone in the foreign delegation was watching Su Qiubai.
Got it ... this is the bar!
But these people are too shameless! How can this be done?
We have the ability to memorize ancient poems, read idioms, and you translate for us!
Just when the teachers and students below were going to make a grievance for Su Qiubai ...
Madan, this is calm and continues to translate!
Oh my ... this world must be crazy!
He even speaks Russian!
Everyone felt like they couldn't turn around, after all, it was crazy.
A taxi driver is not only so good in English, but also Russian!
However, this is not the end, and foreign delegations have stood up somewhat.
This time ... it's French!
Although this group of people do not know what the face is, but everyone looked at Su Qiubai with anticipation, holding the last trace of fluke.
Sure enough, after a few seconds of silence, he started to translate normally again!
Amazing! Some students are already shouting with their throats, and no one has ever felt that an exchange meeting can be so exciting!
However, it is still not over!
Just let them do it for nothing, is that the style of the old driver?
As a pragmatist, Su Qiubai's concept has always been that if you owe me, then you have to pay it back, otherwise what will you do tomorrow?
Therefore, he focused his eyes on foreign delegations. He has been listening to these guys for a long time, and now he can count himself as a chance.
Spanish, Arabic, Hindi ...
All the remaining growth values were added to the foreign language column by Su Qiubai.
Just kidding, at this time, without hesitation, how can you treat your foreign language teacher!
Sure enough, after he finished this series of words, the foreign delegation broke down collectively!
In the conference hall, they couldn't help but stand up and applaud.
In the end, Su Qiubai turned his head and looked down, then pulled the microphone towards his mouth.
"I just asked the exchange group in other languages what they have to say, but people have been silent, maybe ... the conference is over."
After hearing this sentence, the whole venue was silent for a few seconds, and then laughed.
This translation is so shameless, what people you said did not understand at all, and also said that the conference was over?
But ... haha, this shameless spirit is really flattering!
For many years, I have been holding foreigners for everything. I always feel that foreigners have great things, avant-garde ideas, and fashionable trends. The moon seems to be rounder than China!
No matter who you are, you are looking forward to speaking abroad.
A school doesn't know that it takes a lot of effort to focus on its students. All the energy is spent on asking foreigners to hold exchange meetings.
After an exchange meeting, can students and teachers start? Listening to Jun's words, better than reading ten years?
It's just nonsense!
But this kind of nonsense, although many people know it, has never been said.
I didn't expect such a taxi driver today to take the lead in passing this idea!
By coincidence, everyone began to applaud again, and no one felt that the guy in the vest wearing a vest was just an ordinary taxi driver!
Instead, his appearance ... and his mother is actually a little handsome!
It might be felt that there was no way to stay, the delegation began to leave, and it was clear to the General Assembly that this was nearing its end.
However, until the host announced his exit, many people were still watching Su Qiubai's direction. Who can think that this flat-faced taxi driver can create so many miracles today.
"Are you really driving a taxi?"
The first time, Dong Jiawei ran over and looked at Su Qiubai's eyes widened.
Until now she remembered what had just happened, she had a dreaming feeling!
"What else do you think? Don't forget that my car is still in front of the school."
With a grin, Su Qiubai felt relieved a lot.
All the things I did today are to help Dong Jiawei. In fact, before he came to power, he was also worried that if he messed up, it would be over!
Fortunately, everything went much smoother than expected.
"You really scared me. I thought you knew a few words of English. It seemed that I was too superficial ..."
Laughing softly, Dong Jiawei's eyes were bent into a crescent moon, and a sweet smile made Su Qiubai a little hesitant.
But then, the old driver sighed inwardly!
Today's growth value ... flowers do not lose!
I was planning to take a chance to talk with the beauty teacher a few more times, and I saw Director Li with a shameful face coming all the way.
"Mr. Dong, do you know how much loss you have caused to the school? Just because of your misconduct, I have invited such a translator, and foreign delegations are very angry now!"
Director Li's stomach almost stretched his shirt, and his face was a bit twisted when he spoke.
"Director Li, please figure it out. There is no problem with the level of translation. As for their dissatisfaction? It's even more ridiculous, obviously they made it difficult for Su Qiubai!"
Dong Jiawei is also angry, this is simply a strong argument!
"Mr. Dong, they are guests from afar. Our school should meet all the requirements of others. That's how you treat foreign guests? No matter what, you should take full responsibility for this matter!"
Leng snorted, Director Li said rightly.
"I'm going to the principal. You're intentional at all, and I'll tell you what you didn't do to me!"
Dong Jiawei seemed really angry, when it came to the end, her voice rose a lot.
For a while, everyone in the venue who had not gone out looked at this corner.
"Oh, okay! Go to the principal. The translator you are looking for has annoyed the foreign guests. Now I don't know if I beg for help. This attitude is still the same ... Mr. Dong, you can think clearly ..."
Talking, Director Li looked at Dong Jiawei with a hint of sensuality.
"I miss you!"
However, he never dreamed that as soon as his voice fell, a slap came over.
Covering his face, Director Li still didn't respond.
How long hasn't anyone hit yourself?
"You ... you dare to do it!"
As a result, just after he finished speaking, Su Qiubai rushed over.
"Hands on? I just taught you for your parents! Let you know ... why the flowers are so red!"
Su Qiubai's personality has always been this way, just because he can't get used to unfair things, he graduated and hit his department manager within a few days, then was fired.
Since then, I have changed several companies, all in order to help others, and finally lost my job.
However, some things could not be changed, so after making many laps, he became a taxi driver for a college student.
Like he said, some things have to be managed. The uncle of the police is too busy. I just do what I can occasionally do!
He felt sick from hearing this Director Li when he was in his own home.
However, in order not to cause trouble for Dong Jiawei, he has been patient, but now he can't bear to hear this shameless to this extent.
If he didn't teach him well, I thought Tiananmen belongs to his family!
Although the old driver's physical condition is not very good, it is more than enough to deal with such a fat man.
After a few minutes of work, Director Li had a blue nose and a swollen face, crying while hiding under the table.
The venue was a mess, and many people came over.
Students taking photos, security guards, teachers who persuade ... it's hilarious!
In the end, Dong Jiawei finally pulled Su Qiubai away. Director Li was already in bloom.
"Alarm! I'll make you worse off! Alarm!"
In his almost crazy shout, someone soon called the police.
Dong Jiawei was very worried, but Su Qiubai smiled and told her there was nothing to do.
The kung fu of speaking, he directly bound Director Li with two bad luck symbols!
Fat man, see who makes life worse than death ...
And the other way around ... bind yourself two lucky charms!
Hehe, I never knew the role of lucky charms.