Chapter 297: Laugh out of the abdominal muscles game!

Bald referee Joe Crawford has been law enforcement in the NBA for nearly 30 years. The family is a referee. His father and brother are MLB (United States Major League Baseball) law enforcement referees. He has also been known for his "no talk".
As early as the 2003 playoffs, Crawford played four technical fouls in 10 minutes, driving the Mavericks coach Don Nelson out of the game. Nelson was sent off because he did not follow Crawford's orders. Crawford expelled Mavericks assistant coach Harris.
In the refereeing field, he has absolute authority and status, and even Popovich, who has always been rude to the referee, has to give up three points.
Now, Sun Zhuo has succeeded in making Crawford resentful of Duncan. With Crawford's temper, he should not be able to spare Duncan on the court, but this is not enough to make Crawford do some "lost referee judgment For the "power" issue, the referee would not only blow the Spurs, but also the magic. Sun Zhuo wanted to make Crawford feel different first.
Sun Zhuo walked to the players' seat and gathered the whole team and said, "Listen, guys, we don't fight the referee today. The referee will be the best sixth person on our team, even if he punishes us. We are silently accepting fouls that are too fair. You believe me. I will not let you grievously finish this game."
Ariza, Danny Granger and others just nodded silently and did not know what happened, but Howard and Turkoglu knew that Howard smiled and thought to himself: "This person is also very interesting, even really I want the referee to oust his opponent. I want to see what he does."
Howard understands why Sun Zhuo does not allow the Magic players to fight against the referee, because in this way, the referee will feel that the magic is gentler, and the Spurs are more irritable. Anything is set off, and the referee will naturally be more effective against the Spurs players. Much disgusting.
The game started quickly, Sun Zhuo has long liked to use European steps against Duncan. Last season, Duncan suffered a lot from this playoff. As soon as the game came up, Sun Zhuo started European steps again. But this time there was no problem with his footsteps, but Crawford blew his pace.
The European layup is very easy to be mistaken for and a violation of the penalty. McHale, who later served as the Rockets coach, once evaluated Ginobili and James Harden's European layup: "I think these guys have gone. When I saw them doing this kind of action, I thought to myself, they must have walked, but watching the slow-motion replay, they found that they didn't."
Sun Zhuo did not move this European step layup, but he was fined by the referee. Both Spurs Popovich and Duncan saw it. They had seen Sun Zhuo perform European step too many times. The European layup is exactly the same as it used to be. It hasn't been punished before, but today it was blown.
"Sun must be very unhappy." Popovich secretly said.
Generally speaking, when players encounter unfair blows, they must complain to the referee a few times. The more you say nothing, the more the referee will continue to blow like this, which is why even Popovich has such a status and personality Coaches will always yell at the referee on the sidelines because they want to put pressure on the referee.
Everyone thinks that Sun Zhuo's personality will certainly not endure this unfair torture, but to everyone's surprise, Sun Zhuo did not jump like a thunder, no complaint, but calmly walked to Crawford, said: " The penalty is very accurate, I will pay attention."
Tim Duncan froze on the spot, is this still Sun Zhuo? Suffered from grievances, even dumb? Was it a shameless referee or did you really think you were walking?
Duncan walked to the frontcourt and smiled and said to Sun Zhuo: "That bald referee was annoyed by my words, but he put the fire on you, haha."
Crawford happened to see Duncan's hip-hop expression. Although he didn't understand what Duncan was saying, from the eyes passed by Sun Zhuo, Crawford probably guessed that Duncan's smile was related to himself.
Then, Howard also received a defensive foul. When he blocked the opponent's layup, he did have the suspicion of a thug, but Howard did not know it, and he looked like an injustice. He wanted to find the referee to complain twice, but he thought Sun Zhuo's instructions still raised his hand obediently to admit the mistake, so forget it.
Ginobili discovered that the Magic are different from the past. "Today the Magic guys are very honest. They know they have lost, so don't they argue with the referee?"
Ginobili thought the Magic had given up the game ahead of time. After all, in his view, Magic is definitely not a Spurs opponent.
Feng Shui took turns, and Crawford was in a violent mood today. It was impossible for him to be just a team. In fact, he has been staring at the Spurs, especially Duncan.
In the first quarter, when playing 6 minutes, Sun Zhuo quickly layup, Duncan stood in advance to make Sun Zhuo's offensive foul, after which Sun Zhuo knocked Duncan down, the referee punished Duncan to block the foul.
Duncan was dissatisfied, and no one pulled himself to stand up, complaining to Crawford: "It was clearly his offensive foul."
"You are moving." Crawford pointed to Duncan.
"Which foot am I moving?" Duncan looked inexplicably. The next sentence was to blur out the FVCK. Popovich saw him and also directly rotated Duncan off the court. However, just like the previous life, when Duncan went off, Still complaining.
Sun Zhuo always pays attention to the expression of bald Crawford. He not only peeked alone, but also poked Howard, "You see the expression of the bald referee."
I saw Crawford looked at Duncan's back, his eyes were sharp and his expression was serious, Howard smiled and said, "It seems like Tim Duncan is going to eat, haha."
"There will be a good show next, Dwight. In the next section, you often provoke some Duncan and do some small actions. The referee also admits you for the foul. If you don’t play, hey, Tim Duncan may have to complain again. ." Sun Zhuo knew that his plan would be realized soon.
Howard also thinks this is a fun thing, will there really be a ridiculous thing that is just expelled because of laughter? Howard, a child who loves to play, also hopes to see something joyful.
In the second quarter, after Duncan played again, Howard, as Sun Zhuo said, often made some small actions privately to provoke Duncan. These actions are very hidden and the referee is not easy to notice, but Duncan is also a good temper compared to other players. It's not too easy to get angry.
But once the Magic attacked, Howard obviously pushed away Duncan first, and then dunked to score directly, but the referee did not blow Howard's foul.
Duncan couldn't help complaining to Crawford: "He pushed people, he fouled, didn't you see? You don't even punish such obvious fouls?"
Not to mention Duncan, even Popovich was angry. He stepped forward to referee theory, the referee first gave Popovich a technical foul, the assistant coach quickly pulled Popovich back, and other players on the court also Duncan was held so as not to let Duncan get a technical foul.
Soon, Duncan was off again.
Watching Duncan sit on the bench and watching Crawford explode at any time, Sun Zhuo knew that it was good to go on stage.
Sun Zhuo found Howard and whispered: "Now we just need to cause Duncan to laugh on the bench, so that he can get a technical foul and then be expelled from the court. Maybe you think it's crazy. How is he on the bench? Will you get a foul? As long as you do something with me that keeps him laughing, I promise that the next moment is to witness a miracle."
Howard also thinks that this game is getting more and more fun, and the whole body is full of strength and there is no feeling of exhaustion. Howard laughed: "Okay, no problem, maybe I can’t dunk above Tim Duncan, but let him Smile, it should be no problem."
Howard thought he was funny, so he did something that he thought was funny, but in fact, it did not cause Duncan to react.
"Ah, I can't move it." Sun Zhuo couldn't help but feel depressed, and you can't play seriously, if you play happy basketball, if you are so bad, then you can't say it.
Helpless, let Duncan laugh this matter, still have Sun Zhuo to come, after all, Sun Zhuo and Duncan have more hands-on, and each other has more connections, what Sun Zhuo does, it is more likely to attract Duncan's attention.
The Spurs attacked and Ginobili made a snake-shaped breakthrough. Because of a physical collision, the layup was already unstable. Ginobili finally threw the ball in the layup.
I saw Sun Zhuo jumped up and grabbed the basketball with one hand.
The referee whistled, indicating that the ball was a violation of the ball and the Spurs scored.
"What?" Sun Zhuo did it on purpose, but pretended to be blank, looking innocently to the referee.
Duncan couldn't help laughing when he saw Sun Zhuoping give Spurs two points for no reason and another expression of dumbfounded expression.
Sun Zhuo and Crawford stared at each other, and then seemed to be attracted by what sound, turned to look at the Spurs player seat, Crawford also followed Sun Zhuowang to the Spurs player seat, just saw Duncan's expression of misfortune. .
Crawford was furious. Without a word, he stepped forward and gave a technical foul!
"What?" Duncan's face was dumbfounded this time.
After Howard saw it, he was surprised and wowed, even someone really was caught technical foul just because he was laughing on the bench!
When Howard looked at Sun Zhuo again, he was already full of admiration and worship. He decided to buy some lottery futures with Sun Zhuo.
There has been a technical foul, and another technical foul, Duncan should leave the field.
Sun Zhuo also looked at Howard and said with some disappointment: "Dwight, you really are not suitable to be a teammate with me. It's fine if you don't play well, but you can't play with me and play happy basketball together. I was disappointed. What I need is teammates who can play Jiaozuoren and happy basketball with me. You can’t even make Tim Duncan laugh."
After listening to Howard, he felt that he had no complacency. What he has been pursuing is to play happy basketball. This is his ideal and what he is best at. Duncan, Howard might escape and would not say anything, but Sun Zhuo said that he had no entertainment ability, Howard did not agree, and firmly disagreed.
"Boss, you give me another chance, I will definitely make Duncan laugh. I... definitely your most suitable partner, I was born to play happy basketball!" Howard said very seriously.
Seeing how Howard was so excited, Sun Zhuo was also very happy, at least finally mobilized Howard's fighting spirit and emotions, Sun Zhuo said: "Okay, once again, Duncan will be expelled from the field, this time, you do what I said, Use the ball to smash Crawford's bald head..."
In the end, Sun Zhuo's voice was so soft that only Howard could hear it. After listening, Howard exposed two rows of white teeth. Was it really necessary to do such a cruel thing? I like it, haha.
After just one minute, Howard aimed at referee Crawford's bald head when saving, and smashed it with great precision.
boom!
"Oh!" Crawford screamed in an instant, covering his head.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
In the Spurs player's seat, Duncan smiled straight at his legs, and he couldn't restrain his gloating, let alone seeing this scene with his own eyes. Even if he only listened to others, he could laugh for a while, his bald head was smashed by basketball, which was too Funny.
Crawford was in a bad mood, and he was hit with a basketball. He was naturally angry, and he must be very jealous of Howard who smashed him, but he heard a voice from bench Duncan. "Unintentionally" smashing his own Howard, but also hateful!
"Are you okay? Sorry, I didn't mean it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com" Howard quickly stepped forward and apologized.
I saw that Crawford pushed Howard directly away, and even ignored the culprit. Instead, he went to the Spurs bench and gave Duncan a technical foul to expel him directly!
"What?" Duncan was dumbfounded, shouldn't he punish Howard? He's the one who smashed you, what's the matter with Guan Laozi?
The Spurs players are all stunned, and Popovich doesn't know what happened. My Duncan is sitting on the bench without saying a word. Did you mess with you? Just fined because of laughs?
"hahahahahahahahahaha……"
The magic team, laughed crazy.
Especially for Howard, after seeing Duncan really deported, Howard leaned on the support of the basketball rack and laughed.
"It was me who smashed the referee, but Duncan was fined! Ha ha ha ha ha..."
This is the funniest thing he has encountered, he likes to play happy basketball, Sun Zhuo gave him a basketball game to the extreme joy!
Sun Zhuo couldn't help snickering when he saw this scene, especially when he saw Duncan's innocent expression, which made people laugh more, but when he heard Howard's irresistible laughter, Sun Zhuo walked over to Howard. Remind: "You'd better converge a little bit, otherwise Crawford will look back at you after a while and you must be expelled."
"Boss, I really can't help it." Howard burst into tears with a smile. In order not to let the referee punish him, he even rushed directly to the photographer in front and laughed with the male photographer in his arms.
"This guy..." Sun Zhuo was also amused by Howard, really a big boy who didn't grow up.
At this time, Sun Zhuo suddenly had another idea.
"Since playing so happy today, why not let this happiness continue? Why not... try to expel another Spurs player?"