Vol 2 Chapter 245: 【Boy urine】

In fact, Xia Yu knew that the retreat plan was simply to increase the tension effect, because there would be no administrators who would enter such a biased place, and the foreigners in the chartered field were dozens of people, and there were very few who could come here. Very few, even if you see it and go back to complain, and then someone comes over, this time and again, several trees can be eaten up by them.
So Xia Yu swayed around leisurely, eating cooked bayberry, while looking at the hot classmates. All he needs is to be optimistic about them, don't let them run away and lose, everything else is a minor problem.
As expected by Xia Yu, no one disturbed them during the whole process, but the students were very kind, and even if they laughed, they all kept their voice low.
He Qing took a very attractive red bayberry and said, "I heard that there are some small bugs in bayberry. We can eat it without washing it, wouldn't it be a problem?"
Xia Yu said with a smile: "Those bugs just happened to be used to stop the teeth. They are afraid of something, and they are not parasites. If there are worms, it means there is no pesticide. Pieces. "
He Qing quickly received Guoguo behind, wrinkled his nose and made a grimace: "I won't give it to you, I want to take it back as a memorial."
"Oh? Who picked it for you?"
Chen Yijun on the tree over there waved: "It's me, I picked it."
A few girls said: "Chen Yijun, we also want the kind of super-large ones, help us pick a few."
Chen Yijun said with a smile: "That's not enough, I have to give He Qing the biggest one, and a little smaller one can give you."
The girls snorted, "Wacky, who is so rare ..." Then turned around and smiled to get other boys to help.
Xia Yu looked at He Qing's smile, He Qing's face was flushed, and he said angrily to Chen Yijun: "What do you say, me, why should you just give me, I, I don't want ..." Take out the fruit and throw it back to Chen Yijun.
"Eh ~" Xia Yu said, "Don't give me, what a good fruit."
He Qing really stuffed Xia Yu.
Although Chen Yijun was sad, he did n’t dare to say no to Teacher Xia, but he did n’t have a smile.
Xia Yu shouted, holding the fruit in the palm of his hand, and said with pity: "It's a pity, this kind of fruit king can't be met, I can sit here in a daze and get it in my hand."
He Qing turned around and didn't look at it. She felt a little reluctant in her heart. The fruit was so tempting. Besides, this was specially picked by Chen Yijun for her. The meaning is not trivial, but ...
Xia Yu continued: "Right, I heard that primary school students are first involved in love. Most of the time, they like it more and show less attention. Sometimes they are even afraid of being alienated by their classmates because they are afraid of being laughed by classmates. Is it like this? "
"I, I am not, bullshit" He Qing whirlwind turned around, watching Xia Yu anxiously distinguish.
Xia Yu laughed: "That's strange, Chen Yijun is just giving you a fruit. Other girls say a few scenes with envy, what are you so sensitive about?"
"Me, how can I be sensitive"
"Dare you say you haven't you?" Xia Yu looked at her with a smile, "Just whatever you do, your mouth is hard, this kind of baby fist-sized Yangmei Guo Wang, hehe, it is estimated that there will be no more destiny in the future. It ’s just a pity. It ’s a pity that some people would not want it. I think about it. I ’m going to eat now, or stay back and eat again, ah, yes, I ’ll take a picture first, and then eat a few bites ...
said Then I really took out my phone and took a picture, and then held the fruit king to my mouth, and grew my mouth up, slowly, slowly leaned my teeth over, while looking at He Qing with squinted eyes .
He Qing ’s little hand has been holding her clothes corner and twisting and twisting. Just when Xia Yu was about to take a sip, she stomped her foot hard and ran to her mouth and said: "No, Teacher Xia, this is what Chen Yijun gave me Yes, give it back to me. "
Xia Yu said with a smile: "It's not so easy to get back now, you can let Chen Yijun pick ten similarly sized Yangmei to change with me."
Chen Yijun had been listening to their conversation on the tree and saw that He Qing was willing to go back. Zao Le bloomed flowers and said: "I go, I go, wait."
"Stop" Xia Yu shouted, "She hasn't told you, you go go fart." And then to He Qing Road, "Go, beg you Yijun brother to pick you ten big fruits, and then you exchange it with me. "
He Qing had no choice but to turn around and looked up to Chen Yijun: "Come and pick ten for me, which is bigger."
Chen Yijun hurriedly said: "Okay, I'll go right away." Then the spirit monkey climbed to a higher place.
To be honest, it ’s really not as big as it is, but it ’s not a lot bigger. Chen Yijun, with anxious mood, gave Ten Fruits to He Qing. He Qing looked at the fruit and could n’t compare with her. There was also some anxiety to Xia Yu, who knew Xia Yu didn't read it, and after that, he threw the fruit king back to He Qing.
As soon as He Qing took the fruit, he took a bite in Xia Yu's hand, and then ran away with a giggling smile. Xia Yu said annoyed: "Dead girl, I knew I had just killed the fruit king just in one bite, so you didn't cry Tears. "
Lu Fei was very productive there. Many boys chose the best fruit for her. The primary school elementary school deserved to be well-deserved. Xia Yu saw that she couldn't take her clothes to carry her bag and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, Xiao Fei, Yang Mei Juice is colored, do n’t you want your school uniform, right? "
Lu Fei ran to Xia Yu, holding a bunch of fruit farts, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I won't have juice if I'm careful not to break it. Now, eat quickly."
Xia Yu is also polite, grabbing and gnawing, Lu Fei squeezed next to him, and picked it up to eat. Those boys saw their hard work, the little princess gave it to others as soon as they changed hands, this person is still the devil Xia teacher, even I can't be born with grievances in my heart, so I can only focus on other girls.
Because everyone is unprepared, there are no tools to hold. I can only try to take it by hand and eat it when I take it, but to be honest, although the fruit is delicious, it will be sour if you eat too many teeth, and then There are not many big fruits, and they are a little bit of support. One after another, everyone began to lay down their troops and come down from the tree.
At this time, a foreigner did n’t know whether it was anxiety or madness. He came to this corner and saw so many people having a great time eating here. Several trees were picked. The English shouted: "Hey, how did you come in? Here we are chartered"
Lu Fei got a true biography of Xia Yu in English and said in her crisp voice: "We flew in. This is our land. Why can't we come in? It's you who should go out"
Xia Yu gave her a thumbs-up, then stood up and clapped her hands: "Students, execute retreat plan a, we flash."
Everyone rushed to their promises, looking for their team, and then hurriedly headed towards the wall.
The foreigner ran over and accused them of lack of quality. Xia Yu stood in the middle of the road to block him. He smiled and did not speak. When he was near, he also wanted to talk to Xia Yu. Xia Yu picked him up like Carrying a chick up and throwing it upward, he rolled and groaned and was thrown on the top of a tree next to him, holding a small branch, the branch was swaying, almost breaking.
He wowed and cried out in Chinese strange tone: "Help, help"
Xia Yu said with a smile: "I first learned how to save my life, it's quite insightful."
At this time, another foreigner heard that he was running quietly. He was all smart. He did n’t come to question. When he saw the miserable situation of his companion, he immediately moved back to rescue the soldiers. But Xia Yu would allow him to escape. Behind him, draw a scoop according to the gourd, throw him, and add another koala.
The students looked happy, and although they moved quickly, they couldn't help laughing. Under this wall, Ouyang Tiantian and He Qing are responsible for sending people to the wall, Leka and Chen Yijun are responsible for pulling people, and Lu Fei and Zhao Lixi are responsible for receiving people. Everything is in order, and everyone has turned over in less than ten minutes. .
After Xia Yu jumped in, he suddenly said to Leka and Chen Yijun behind the palace: "Wait, do you two have urine now?"
"what?"
Xia Yu took out a small plastic bag and smiled badly: "Get a bomb to hit the bird, is there any?"
The two boys listened so much fun, wherever they care so much, they unbuttoned their pants when they turned around, and put water in the small plastic bag, the girls all smiled and scolded their faces, and they didn't care.
Xia Yu got a plastic bag of boy urine and quickly tied it to a branch next to it, and then walked back a few steps to bend the branch, facing the wall.
After about five or six minutes, I heard a sound of footsteps over there. It is estimated that the administrator also came. The administrator walked up to the wall, jumped up and climbed up, and just showed his head. As soon as Xia Yu's hand was loose, the bag with its head covered in the face hit the administrator's head. His hair, cheeks, and neck were all wet, and urine was still flowing down his neck.
The administrator fell down, but he was not injured. He got up and wiped his face, and some water spewed from his nose before he smelled the wrong taste. Xia Yu laughed and shouted over there: "Don't think about it, that's urine. , Longevity, do n’t spit it out. "
The administrator's face was blue and white, and wow, he spit it out after all.
Everyone hurried to the bus at the school bus and hurried to get on the bus. As soon as it started, a lot of people rushed out. Xia Yu urged the driver: "Hurry, the bandits want to grab the bus."
When the so-called bandits rushed over, they could only see the buttocks of the huge school bus, and there were license plates on the buttocks. At this time, they were also muddled with a piece of mud. They could not see anything at all. .
In the car, the students still talked about the invincible urine bomb just now. Today, they know that they will never forget ... ...
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