Vol 2 Chapter 382: 【Love Lunch】

Chapter 382 【Love Lunch Box】
In the warm applause of the students, Butterfly and Xia Yu walked out of the classroom.
Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "What's wrong with this world, it was lashed out by people, instead it became the other party's slave, obedient like a pet."
Butterfly proudly said: "This skill is not for everyone."
Xia Yu didn't have a good air: "Yes, you are the temperament of the Queen."
Butterfly approached Xia Yu and whispered: " I am also very good, if you have interest in this aspect, I can fully satisfy, whether it is , or was ......"
"..." Xia Yu heard his heart pounding, stunned, and then quickly clarified, "I am not interested in nonsense."
Butterfly covered his mouth and smiled, but did not tease Xia Yu again on this topic.
Originally, the two went downstairs directly to the cafeteria, but the butterfly asked Xia Yu to wait. She hurried back to the office and took out a large lunch box.
Xia Yuqi said: "You still bring your own lunch box? The school has tableware for teachers."
Butterfly proudly said: "I personally cook the love box lunch, I will wrap up your lunch in the future."
Xia Yu stunned: "Will you still cook?"
"No, I just started learning last week. I was a teacher yesterday and got a first-class cook certificate."
"Have you ever eaten anything you made?" Xia Yu thought she was inclined to be a little white mouse.
"Eat, I let a lot of people from the Bamboo Leaf Gang eat it."
"How many dead?"
"Nonsense, how could anyone die, they all said it was delicious, and they were so moved that they burst into tears." Butterfly added in his heart, and even two were moved to faint, but this is not easy to say, lest Xia Yu say She exaggerated.
On the way, Xia Yu wanted to open it first to see what he was selling, so that he could make further judgments, but the butterfly didn't give it away, saying that he had to go there and open it to be pleasantly surprised.
Xia Yu had to let her alone. Coming to the cafeteria, Hu Wei, Wang Xue and others sat at two tables, a lot of people. When I played yesterday, Teacher Butterfly told the boys on the court that she won a treat after winning the ball. At that time, they did n’t know that the drooling girl was a new teacher, and thought they were watching the game. Zhengmei, all of them are like playing chicken blood, and then washed the last opponent of the group game with blood.
Although I knew that it was a new English teacher today, but she had a good face when she invited guests, so all of them came here.
Butterfly first tried to make a few irrelevant words, greeted everyone, and then put the love lunch on the table and smiled: "This is the loving lunch I made for Teacher Xia. Let's look at my masterpiece."
She said she lifted the lid, and then everyone, including Xia Yu's expression, froze.
There is a heart on the white rice, the shape is pretty good, but why is this color black? The dishes next to it, black and black balls, yellow and yellow balls, green roots, half black and half yellow balls, you ca n’t tell the difference. If you look at the color, it's still a bit of a color Painting, this thing is not a painting, this is a box of lunch.
Xia Yu took the lead and asked, "Then ... why is the heart black?"
"Don't you think you have a personality?" Butterfly explained, "I can't find anything black, soy sauce is used, and it looks OK."
Xia Yu stammered: "Sauce, sauce, soy sauce? Minato, minato, minato? Then, what is that yellow one?"
"This is a fish ball."
How could the fish ball be yellow ... Xia Yu sweated a bit on his forehead, "Then, what is black?"
"That's chicken." Butterfly replied for granted.
Xia Yu thought you wouldn't make chicken feathers together, he swallowed hard, "What is yellow and black?"
"It's pork lungs with onions, right?"
Which one is black, onion or pork lung? Did the pig attract lung cancer to die ... Xia Yu felt a little stomach contraction, "I know the green one, is it green onion, right?"
"What kind of eyes do you have, it's the garlic paste ..."
Why is garlic green? Xia Yu felt his stomach contract for a while, and said with a strong smile: "It's pretty good, hehe ... he's better to put this box of lunch in the middle of the table kind?"
Butterfly shook his head and said: "No, I just made it for you, it doesn't make sense to commemorate anything."
Xia Yu suddenly pointed to the distance and said: "Eh? Mi Xi and Mi Mi are coming. Who is that man?"
Everyone turned their heads to look at it, and only the butterfly pan started to look at him, and said lightly: "I want to divert my attention and lose the box lunch?"
Xia Yu scratched his head and said: "How is it possible, but your lunch box is too good-looking, I can't bear to say anything."
Butterfly charming smiled: "This is the result of my hard work all night, you can't live up, you can't bear it, or I'll feed you to eat the box lunch.
Xia Yu hurriedly grabbed it first, "Don't use it, I'll do it myself." So many people looked at the food here, where did his old face go.
But holding the lunch box and looking at the colorful dishes, Xia Yu's stomach began to shrink again. He forced himself to calm down and smiled: "In fact, I really want to eat seafood today, I really want to eat it, or tomorrow, I will Would you like to eat your cooking again? "
Butterfly's expression immediately mourned, "I just, just want to do something more for you. If you think I'm troubled, I, I will never do it again."
Xia Yu just wanted to say, that's great.
The onlookers would not be able to see it, and they all spoke one after another.
Hu Wei: "Teacher Xia, you are too much. Teacher Butterfly's intentions, but you have evaded everything, are you a man?"
Xia Yu: "Uh ..."
Wang Xue: "Women can make lunch for men, that heart is enough to replace all the condiments."
Xia Yu: "This ..."
Liang Siwei: "I think it's very fragrant to watch. Why did Mr. Xia respond so much? People are so determined, why should they be so determined?"
Xia Yu: "You ..."
Liang Jing whispered: "Ms. Xia turned out to be such a cold-hearted person? People are so disappointed ..."
Xia Yu: "..."
Everyone else looked at Xia Yu with earnest eyes, and looked closely, Xia Yu sweated on his forehead, and finally gritted his teeth. It swallowed after any chewing, but even then, the bitter bitterness and burnt odors still invaded his taste buds. When everything was down, the butterfly smiled.
The students applauded one after another, "It's a good example, it's a model of Teacher Xia, a national hero, and a man."
Xia Yu cried.
The students were more excited: "Look, Teacher Xia moved to tears, good man, true temperament."
Butterfly asked: "How is it? Is it okay?"
Xia Yu's face was blue and white, his eyes were a little loose, his neck was thick and thin, and it took a long time to say hard: "No ... wrong, it has a postmodernist charm ..."
Butterfly said happily: "Thank you for affirming my work, then I will bring you tomorrow to ensure that it is better than today."
Xia Yu suddenly fell to the ground, and did not get up again.
The students looked at each other for a long time before jumping up: "Save people quickly"
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Xia Yu was sent to the school doctor's office collectively by them. The school doctor Li Jia looked at the immortal Xiaoqiang Xia Yu, and was a little surprised. After listening to it, he almost laughed. She asked Xia Yu to be carried to the inner room and asked everyone to go out. Although the butterfly was really reluctant, he could not be a doctor, otherwise Xia Yu was the victim, so she had to endure for a while.
As soon as Li Jia closed the door, he immediately sneered: "Mrs. Xia, Mrs. Xia, I didn't expect you to have today, and fell into my hands. This time I still don't die. You want to write a love letter to me and let the public give I'm ugly. God finally opened my eyes today. "
Xia Yu opened her eyes slightly, and saw Li Jia sneer while wearing rubber gloves for surgery, with a somber face. Xia Yu was shocked: the mother-in-law could not be trusted, and now the front door refused the tiger and the back door entered the wolf, how is it good? ?
The mother-in-law took out a reagent cup, and then took out a pile of bottles and jars, pour the potion into it and stir it, while murmuring: "Anyway, it's gastric lavage. Get in with a little bit of disgusting stuff and ask you to vomit bile and come out Go, hey, hey ... Add a little more of this potion, I ca n’t lift it for a month, and I will definitely blame the big sister for medical treatment everywhere, haha ​​... who asked you to write a love letter, A breast is bigger than me, a mistress Yin, go to die. "
Xia Yu heard the scalp tingling, this mother-in-law was too dark, Lao Tzu was framed by Gu Renwu, there is no common sense, how could Lao Tzu write a love letter to you, an idiot with only a chest and no brain, if you want to write Teacher Mu.
Seeing her already done, Xia Yu quickly closed her eyes, and Li Jia took the nausea potion full of a test tube and pinched Xia Yu's nose, Xia Yu had to open her mouth, Li Jia immediately put the test tube The potion was poured into Xia Yu's mouth. Seeing that the water in the test tube was gradually decreasing, she knew that it must have been poured into Xia Yu's stomach. She couldn't help laughing, but didn't find Xia Yu's two cheeks swelled up. It is like two pineapples on the left and right.
Before her laughter was over, Xia Yu suddenly sat up, sprayed the potion directly in her mouth at high pressure to Li Jia, and all of it sprayed into her mouth that was opened with laughter. High, almost squirting into her throat, her muscles reacted and began to cough violently, Xia Yu jumped up quickly and ran to the pool to receive water and rinse her mouth. Before finishing, Li Jia ran over and faced Chi Zi vomited in darkness.
Xia Yu ran back to bed and lay down, sleeping peacefully. After a while, Li Jia vomited bile and came out, just yelled, pushed the door and ran out.
The butterflies and others outside are unknown. So, when I came in and looked, I found that Xia Yu was still sleeping on the bed, but it was different from the coma just now. As soon as the butterfly's eyes rolled, Wang Xue and others were immediately sent back to dinner, and Xia Yu's card was also thrown to them. They said generously, "Write casually, I will please."
Wang Xue and others immediately went away happily, completely ignoring whether Xia Yu lying in bed was dead or alive.
When everyone left, the butterfly closed the door and put on intensive care. The sign that the idler did not disturb was outside the door, and he sat beside the bed.
Looking at Xia Yu's sleeping phase, Butterfly rested his chin on his hands, knelt in front of the bed, looked at it, and couldn't help but reached out and nodded his nose. Seeing Xia Yu didn't respond, the butterfly suddenly bowed his head and kissed all of a sudden. On Xia Yu's mouth, Xia Yu was frightened and didn't respond yet. But the butterfly wanted to have a passionate wet kiss and stretched out her tongue. Xia Yu hurried to say goodbye, whineing. Protest.
Butterfly quickly stood up and looked stiffly, but after waiting for a while, Xia Yu didn't wake up. But just after she didn't dare to move anymore, she just looked at it and looked at it. She simply buried her head in Xia Yu's arms and fell asleep beside the bed.
In the afternoon, there was a meeting for the first grader in the high school. But Butterfly didn't want to go, but before agreeing that Xia Yu would definitely attend, she had no choice but to wake Xia Yu and let him sleep more.
Xia Yu pretended to be asleep at first, but later fell asleep. When he woke up again, he didn't know what time it was. However, it was rare to have such a leisurely afternoon. He didn't worry about it, so he rested on the bed.
Li Jia never came back, and did not know if he ran the hospital for gastric lavage. He thought that no one would come again. He could lie on the ground and pat the to run.
I didn't know for a while, footsteps came from outside, and Xia Yu quickly closed her eyes and continued to pretend to sleep.
The door was pushed open silently, and someone walked in lightly, then closed the door, and then stepped forward to the bed. Xia Yu could hear that she deliberately lightened her footsteps and came over. Xia Yu didn't know who it was or what he was doing. On the surface, he relaxed, but his nerves were tense and he could react anytime.
But the man came to the bed but didn't do anything, said nothing, just looked at him fixedly, he could even feel two eyes on his face.
After a while, the man slowly squatted down, his hands lying on the edge of the bed, about the same posture as the butterfly, and then still staring at Xia Yu's face, Xia Yu was seen a little hairy, the man still Enjoy it.
Xia Yu didn't feel the slightest murderousness and maliciousness, and slowly relaxed her vigilance, but was a little impatient. What on earth did this person want to do? If it was a girl who had a crush on herself, even if it was a boy, the old man would endure, If a big-headed man stared at Laozi like this ... Thinking of this, he had goose bumps all over his body, and he was about to start his eyes with nothing but to startle him. Suddenly, the man made a move: reach out and point with your finger On her eyebrows, her fingertips gently traced Xia Yu's eyebrows, drawing back and forth five or six times before sighing and stood up.
Xia Yu felt that the fingertips of that finger were cool and moist, and that sigh was more full of children's feelings, obviously a girl, but it was a pity that he couldn't make an identity judgment.
Suddenly he heard the door ringing, and he immediately came back and looked at it, but he only saw the last shadow when the door was closed. When the shadow swayed, the door closed, and what remained in my mind was a curvaceous figure. Familiar and completely unrecognizable.
Xia Yu suddenly smiled, neurotic, wouldn't I chase it out, and now I'm not really out of sight.
He was about to leap up, and footsteps came from outside the door. Did she go back and return?
Xia Yu stopped his figure. This time, he planned not to close his eyes and pretend to sleep. In this way, the big lala tilted Erlang's legs, opened his eyes, and shook his legs.
The door opened and a girl came in. When she saw Xia Yu, she called out, "Ms. Xia." Then she came in and closed the door.
Xia Yu looked at it, slightly stunned.
This is a girl in her class called Zhang Wei. She belongs to the class like Li Hongye and is not very exposed. She is usually not high or low. She never makes an appearance. Her grades are also moderate. The others are almost unknown.
Her appearance surprised him very much. Why should she stare at herself in front of the bed for a long time? I have nothing to do with her.
"Ms. Xia, I have something to talk to you."
Xia Yu did not answer her, but instead asked, "Is it you who just stood here?"
Zhang Wei froze for a moment: "What?"
"Have you been here just now?"
Zhang Wei said: "No, I just came."
"Did you just see someone go out?"
Zhang Wei said: "No, no one saw me when I came in."
Xia Yu thought it might be that she didn't encounter it in a different direction, and didn't investigate it deeply. She sat up and said to her, "Why, what's wrong with me?"
Zhang Wei yelled, "I don't like turning around, I will just say it, I hate Teacher Butterfly."
Xia Yu stayed: "Do you hate Teacher Butterfly?"
"Yes, I am most disgusted is this kind of woman who deliberately pretends to be very powerful and cool, very disgusting, so disgusting that I just wanted to hit her head with a wine bottle when I was in class just now, and it is estimated that girls who have my thoughts There are a lot more."
Xia Yu thinks that you just think about it, really did. It is estimated that the head that was beaten will be yourself, even if Lao Tzu can't save it.
"Okay, you hate Teacher Butterfly, then what do you tell me, do you want me to help you drive her away? I'm afraid I will disappoint you, she is also my friend after all." Xia Yudao.
Zhang Wei looked at Xia Yu and said, "Teacher Xia, have I done anything against you? Have you ever tripped after you came to class?"
Xia Yu shook his head: "Of course not."
"Then do you think I am a good girl? You go to Songjiang Junior High School to check with me Zhang Wei. I have always been a gangster, and I have no fewer than ten teachers."
Xia Yu didn't know what she meant, "Oh, that's really thank you for not embarrassing me, so what does this have to do with butterflies?"
Zhang Weidao said: "I don't give you a trip because I like you as the class teacher. Teacher Xia may not be afraid of the provocation of ordinary people, but the Rogues are a group of desperates who are not really afraid of death. If they come to make trouble, I think you can't take it. , So I mean, for the sake of always supporting you, do me a favor. "
Xia Yu shook his head directly: "I'm sorry, deal with butterflies, I will not help you."
"No, I want you to help is very simple, that is, I will use my means to get rid of the butterfly teacher, teacher Xia only need to stand by and watch, as long as once, as long as you stay out of the matter, the success is unsuccessful, if you want to intervene, I do n’t care , But this time, I hope you do n’t participate, so as not to accidentally hurt. "
Xia Yu blinked and said, "You mean, are you going to send a gangster to deal with butterflies?"
Zhang Wei said lightly: "Yes, can Teacher Xia stay out of the situation? I really don't want to hurt you. In addition, after this incident, I am Zhang Wei who is your teacher Xia's faction. I will stand by you for anything. kind?"
Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei up and down, his eyes were weird, and after a while he suddenly smiled and said: "As long as I don't participate, no matter whether you succeed or not, you will obey me in the future?"
"It can be said like this."
Xia Yu said with a smile: "Deal." ...
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