Vol 2 Chapter 405: 【Poker face】

Chapter 405 【Facial Expression】
"Iliana, what's wrong?" Xia Yu looked at her.
Butterfly busy smiled: "Nothing, just think the name is a bit strange ... Uh, what are you doing with her?"
Xia Yu casually said: "It wasn't me looking for it, it was I helping her mother find it. Her mother lost her daughter in Vietnam at that time and always cared, yes, it was the mothers of Mish and Mimi, Mich and Mimi It ’s actually her adopted daughter. I ’ll get some information for you later. "
Butterfly yelled, "I'll give it a try ..."
Randomly found a restaurant, asked for a box, the three sat down, Xia Yu poured tea for the two ladies, and asked the specific situation of the butterfly just now.
Butterfly smiled and said: "There is nothing to say, Yang Zheng basketball is really too strong, ten of you are not his opponent."
Xia Yu Xin Mao said: "If you praise him, you will praise, and by the way, degrade me for what? I don't know how to play basketball. Why don't you tell him to read tongue twisters with me? By."
Mu Yingshi wondered: "Is there a world record?".
Xia Yudao: "Yes, it was set up specifically for me."
Butterfly smiled and said: "Just blow it. If you want to be sentenced, you have to be shot ten thousand times."
Xia Yudao: "No kidding, when it comes to Yang Zheng, this guy is purely for blackmailing me. The people are already there, and they just don't come out. He said he came and asked me to promise him a condition. In a hurry, I said that you would agree to any conditions for you to play. This is a lot of trouble. At that time, I was thinking about winning. I will see if there is any way to lose it ... "
Just thinking about it, the phone> rang, it was Yang Zheng.
Xia Yu laughed and said, "I did a good job today, and I will continue to carry forward."
Yang Zheng did not appreciate it and said lightly: "You better not forget to promise me something."
"Okay, come and listen, what are your conditions?"
Yang Zhengdao said: "Tomorrow all day, you can't laugh, no form of laughter, no mouth, no eyes, no nose, nowhere."
Xia Yu lost his voice: "Do you want me to hold my face all day?"
"You can be dull."
"I x, what is your condition ..."
Yang Zhengdao said: "I just hate the way you laugh, very annoying." I hung up the phone after I finished.
Xia Yu laughed suddenly, and the two women were startled and looked at him. Butterfly asked, "What are you doing? Mad?"
Xia Yu said with a smile: "You can't laugh until you laugh enough."
"No, Yang Zheng's condition is this?"
"Who knows what nerves he has ..." Xia Yu said helplessly, "I find that I have to face these strange conditions all day long. Is it a curse?"
The next day, Xia Yu came to school. He used to stay in the classroom for a while, but in order to avoid the laughing stock, he decided to hide in the office. He did n’t laugh often there, but in the class, he There are so many places to laugh ...
As soon as the buttocks were seated, Jane Dan came over and leaned on his desk and smiled: "Just heard a very funny joke and told you."
Xia Yu: "............"
You do n’t tell jokes for a month, but choose to say today, you deliberately play me, right? Few words
"That ... Teacher Jian, I can't listen to jokes today, I'm sorry."
Jane Dan said: "Can't listen to jokes? Why?"
"Because ..." Xia Yu's CPU was speeding up, and he was barely able to come up with smoke. "Because Xiaoqiang was killed, today is its day of mourning. I feel so heavy that I can't hear jokes."
"Xiaoqiang?" Jan Dan surprised, "Who is that?"
"It's my landlord's dog. My feelings for it are just like my father and daughter. It also served as a guide dog for Mu Yingshi. It can even be said that, saving Mu Yingshi's life, it left, I It ’s really, really uncomfortable.

Jane Dan looked at Xia Yu carefully and found that he didn't mean to smile at all, and believed 80% in his heart, then said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know, you, mourn and change ..." The words were awkward, and I quickly left.
Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief, it, it was really bad to deceive people.
As soon as Jane Dan left, Yu Xin came, and walked to his desk very gently, said: "Eh, Xia Yu."
Xia Yu looked up at her with a blank expression, and she immediately frowned: "What expression do you have? Just disgusted me?"
Xia Yuxin said it's about my farts, I can't laugh, now it's pretty good not to have a black face, "Nothing, why would I dislike Director Yu, if you have something to find me?"
Yu Xin felt awkward for a while. When did Xia Yu become so expressionless? Is he in the cos Harada Kaizhao?
"The school is going to hold a men ’s and women ’s tennis match, and the prize money is very rich. How about I go with you in a group? I think our fighting characteristics are very similar and we can definitely win the championship."
Xia Yudao: "Tennis game? I'm not interested."
As soon as he finished speaking, the butterfly flew in and bumped into Yu Xin's side, excitedly saying to Xia Yu: "The school is going to get a tennis match, I have already signed up for you, and we will kill two of them by then The Quartet, the bonus is definitely ours. "
Yu Xin stared at the butterfly next to him: "I invited him first"
Butterfly turned to see Yu Xin, immediately sinking his face, coldly said: "My name is reported, how?"
"You did it yourself without asking the client, this behavior is called shameless" Yu Xin said angrily.
The butterfly turned around and leaned back slowly. The huge aura made Yu Xin take a few steps back, scared involuntarily. Butterfly said coldly: "Don't go to Xiayu here in the future, otherwise I will interrupt your Legs, do you understand? ".
Yu Xin was scared and took a step back, hitting the back table before stopping. She dared not confront the butterfly and quickly looked away at Xia Yu, shouting: "Ms. Xia, you, you come to judge, why She won't let me come here? "Such a statement is obviously already showing signs of weakness.
Xia Yu said with a straight face: "I don't refuse anyone here, it's a matter between the two of you, it has nothing to do with me."
If it were usual, Xia Yu said that with his smile, it sounded that Yu Xin would be much more comfortable, but today Xia Yu was flat-faced, and it sounded like she was standing on the side of the butterfly, and she stomped her feet hard, saying When the voice was good, he quickly walked away with a black face.
As soon as the butterfly turned back, it immediately turned into a charming smile, and said to Xia Yu: "It seems that you still can't laugh a little better, it's really cool to talk."
Xia Yu hummed: "You're so handsome, your muscles are almost stiff, and said, what are you doing for me? Did I say I want to participate?"
Butterfly giggled: "You are really masculine when you talk faceless, I'm a little scared."
Xia Yu stared at him: "Don't change the subject, when will I promise to go to a tennis match with you?"
Butterfly smiled and said: "Aren't you going to follow me?"
Xia Yudao: "Does she have you?"
Butterfly walked around the table, put his arms around his neck behind Xia Yu, put a pair of on Xia Yu's back, and pressed her face with a greasy voice: "She is blaming everyone, I'm against you all over the world Say, how about the same? "
Xia Yu ripped off her hand and pushed away, whispering: "Crazy? Is everyone watching?"
The other teachers were staring at this side. It was estimated that they were not as bold as the butterfly, so they flirted in the office.
The butterfly glanced coldly, and all the teachers panickedly avoided their eyes. Only Jian Dan and her stared at each other for two seconds before they naturally moved away, making the butterfly look at her more.
She sat back to her position and said to Xia Yu next to him: "In short, you have to be with me. If you dare to talk to others, I will make you laugh today."
Xia Yu thought that the mother-in-law could do everything. It is not difficult to laugh at herself. Her laugh point is too low. If she is deliberately murdered, it is difficult to break through. You can only say: "Well, I will give you seven bonuses. Third, I am there anyway and won steadily. "
butterfly:"……"
Xia Yu sweated on his forehead, and almost subconsciously smiled bitterly. Hey, he lost all his merits. It seems that I have to remind myself all the time, not to laugh or to laugh ... I have to deliberately deepen my face a little bit, otherwise it is difficult to guarantee the appearance of natural movements, leading to the abandonment of my previous merits ...
The hateful thing is that there will be English classes in the class later. If there is no class today, he would like to hide in the rooftop and sleep for a day, or nestle in Mu Yingshi from time to time to hold her small hand to kiss her sweet mouth, this The day passed quickly, and I knew there was still a class.
"By butterfly, I heard that you have started a temporary substitute in these few days?"
Butterfly nodded: "Yeah."
Xia Yu hurriedly said: "Whose class did you substitute for? Have you made a reservation? If you haven't, please talk to the director and help me take a lesson."
Butterfly smiled and said: "Relax, what the school arranges is to help you take classes from other classes. You only need to teach your own class and Mich's class."
This means that Xia Yu has more time to let off the wind. He was almost excited and laughed three times. Fortunately, he managed to control it in time, making the expression on his face awkward like eating durian, bitter gourd, sour vinegar and drain oil.
With a good mood, but with a dark face, he came to the classroom in his class.
Many of the classmates were still immersed in the joy of winning yesterday. Everyone's face was filled with joy. As a result, when Xia Yu walked in, he immediately brought a heavy weight that made everyone laugh. They looked at it curiously.
Xia Yu scolded in his heart: "You laugh at you, look at Mao." He had wanted to keep a low profile and let the time pass quickly, but he did not expect it to become a target.
Liang Siwei said: "Ms. Xia? We are not happy that we won the game?"
Xia Yu said with a straight face: "Nonsense, of course I am happy."
Harada Meili didn't have a good air: "When you were happy, it was this expression. I'm a good person."
Yang Zheng looked up from the seat, and if it was usual, he would definitely continue to do his own thing, but this time he stared at Xia Yu with interest, still holding his chin with his hand, a pair of Youzaiyouza Look.
Xia Yu bluntly said: "You don't have to be long-winded, start class."
Everyone felt very strange, what happened to this guy later, became so bitter and hatred, I heard that it seems to have rushed to Mi Mi's house, is it what happened to Mi Mi's family? Everyone thought this way, and naturally turned their heads to look at Mi Mi.
Mi Mi was also a little upset at this time. I did n’t know if something was wrong last night, which angered him. After all, in the end he left quietly by himself, and later called him> also showed shutdown. Seeing everyone watching, she lowered her head subconsciously. As a result, everyone was more determined. Bacheng was unable to make a fuss, and the two sisters gave him a closed door soup. Some people even thought worse, Teacher Xia estimated to raise relatives, and two daughters at a time were beaten by the parents of the two sisters.
Seeing everyone's weird eyes, Xia Yu knew that the answers guessed by these gang guys must be quite bottomless, but he was so unexplained that he could only continue his class in black.
However, due to his stiff face and his muscles, he could not speak as easily as he usually did in class. The English spoken in groups, as if mechanical sounds, completely lost the previous rhythm, so that everyone did not follow. Interested in listening.
As soon as Xia Yu's heart fell, he put the computer on the cover and said, "Study today." Then he sat on the chair and turned up the information himself.
Many people in the Xiayu Party were inexplicable and looked at each other, shaking their heads to express their ignorance. Harada Meili couldn't help but send a text message to Mi Mi and asked her what happened to Teacher Xia.
Mi Mi replied for a long time: "I don't know very well."
Harada gave Wang Xue a look, and the two went to the rostrum together, lying on the rostrum, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Xia, what happened?"
Xia Yu said with a straight face: "Nothing happened, I am in a good mood now, I am very happy, understand?"
Wang Xue said: "When you say this, you should first look in the mirror, and then touch your black heart and ask him whether he believes it or not."
Xia Yu almost wanted to smile bitterly, holding back hard: "My expression has a problem today, don't look at that."
"what happened?"
"strain"
"Is it crazy to kiss Teacher Mu?"
Xia Yu 哐 fell off the chair at once, got up and said with a straight face: "You two are itchy? Go back and go to the affairs of ours, many things"
If it is usual, Xia Yu often makes such jokes. After all, they are the people who are most familiar with him, but today he must have a black face. If he says this again, the taste will change and become very bad.
Harada Meili's face was directly white, looking at Xia Yu in a puzzled way, and Wang Xue simply let tears roll in his eyes. Harada Meili wanted to say something. Wang Xue had already turned around and ran out. She could only stomping her feet and ran out while calling.
Xia Yu pressed his face hard, only to control himself with a helpless grin, and said to the students below: "It's okay, do your own thing." Then she followed.
As a result, he nearly hit two little girls at the door, scaring him to jump to the side and look at him. It turned out to be Lu Fei and Ouyang Tiantian.
When the two girls heard it, it was not a taste. Ouyang directly hummed: "What are you doing so fiercely? Xiao Fei won the primary school literature award, but she was the first to share it with you. Even her mother didn't say, you are good, The murderer comes as soon as possible "
Xia Yu almost wanted to cry. You , who did I provoke, who did not laugh, is there such a big difference? I do n’t talk to you like this every day, and I do n’t see any reaction from your fart. What are you doing so much today?
"How can I be fierce to you, I just ask you what you are doing, is that all right?"
Lu Fei was just a little uncomfortable. As a result, Ouyang said every day, she felt more aggrieved, and her eyes turned red. When Xia Yu said this, she immediately hummed: "You said that there is no evil, just look at it yourself. What do you look like now? Come here, I will leave everything behind and bring everyone to help you, but it is just coming over during class time, do you need it? Do n’t want to see us pull down, we wo n’t be in the future Meet you, every day, let's go "
After talking, he pulled Ouyang back every day and ran.
Xia Yu has the heart to want to die. There are many simple things in the past. How can it become so complicated now? He thought about it, there should be nothing on Wang Xue's side, or Lu Fei's two stupid girls are more difficult to deal with, so they chased it immediately.
Although the two chicks ran fast, but Xia Yu ran with all her strength, how could they compare with each other? At the end of the aisle, they turned down the stairs and were intercepted by Xia Yu. They hurriedly said, "Don't go first, listen to me first. "
Ouyang said angrily: "What else can you explain? You just dislike us to disturb your normal classes. What you care about now is your current students. What is the relationship between your former students and you?"
Xia Yudao: "When do I not care about you anymore? Don't take it easy, calm down, you have to experience it carefully, and don't be fooled by the surface phenomenon."
Lu Fei said angrily: "You now have a black face even your explanation, but how can I believe your gibberish?"
Xia Yu's usual skill is to simplify complex problems with a few sentences. Many people can't make sense, but he often gets it done with a few sentences, but today he turned it around. How important it is, the same words, the same tone, but with different expressions, the effect may be quite different.
He really didn't know how to explain to the two little female leopards. He simply held one and put both of them in his arms. Both of them froze at the same time. Although he usually couldn't help but fight with Xia Yu, Xia Yu rarely drove They were little girls who knew nothing about the world, so they never hugged them in such an intimate way. The two little girls flushed their entire faces at once, and Lu Fei couldn't say anything. Ouyang can expect Ai Ai every day: " Teacher Xia, you, what are you doing? "
Xia Yu sighed: "So you can't see my expression, now listen to my explanation obediently, don't allow me to give back, can I?"
Without seeing Xia Yu's expression, the voice sounded a lot softer and more comfortable, and the two nodded involuntarily.
Xia Yudao: "I lost the bet, I can't laugh one day, I can only keep my face down, so that led to your misunderstanding, you two fools, others misunderstood, you can also misunderstand? Ruthless? Less words "
Only then did the two girls know that there was a big oolong. Lu Fei embarrassedly buried his head in Xia Yu's arms. Ouyang Tiantian could still explain: "No wonder, I thought you were doing something, hum ..."
Xia Yu almost wanted to let out a smile, quickly took a deep breath and said: "Aren't you angry this time? Less words"
Both girls shook their heads in his arms, Xia Yu said: "Well, before you tell me something, go and do something for me. Just now Wang Xue and Meili were mad at me for the same reason, Please help me explain, I will explain if Bacheng fart is useless. "
Lu Fei and Ouyang Tianxiao both smiled and said, "Due."
Xia Yu let them go. Before Lu Fei ran away, he also looked at Xia Yu's stiff face. Suddenly, he squeezed his hands on it, and then ran away with a giggling ...
Chapter 405 【Facial Expression】
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