Chapter 76: 【Cohabitation Rules】
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Super Powered Teacher
- 彬临城下
- 1161 characters
- 2021-01-30 04:15:03
As soon as Xia Yu came home, Xia Sha ran over and said, "Listen to me, listen to me."
Xia Yu smiled and said: "Well, you say it, let me see how much progress has been made."
Xia Sha coughed and said seriously: "I can already put the words together and say it all."
Xia Yu laughed: "Yes, great progress, but still a little pause."
Xia Shadao: "No, no, then I will do it again."
Xia Yu laughed and said: "Anything that can be connected?"
"Why!" Xia Sha looked very dissatisfied. "Already, there are two sentences."
Xia Yu: "..."
"Come, there is something for you." Xia Yu took out a folded piece of plastic paper from the bag. When unfolded, it was a large poster-like plastic paper with a frame drawn on it. Words have been posted in the top part of the box.
"What is this, something?" Xia Sha asked.
Xia Yu smiled triumphantly: "This is called the code. Every rule above is set for you. You must not violate it, otherwise you will be severely punished."
"What kind of severe punishment?" Xia Sha's first concern was not what should not be punished, but what punishment. In this way, Xia Yu was speechless for a while, and apparently had no confidence in not violating the code.
"Just don't give me food, if you're serious, you will be kicked out of the house." Xia Yu forced himself to grin.
Xia Sha was really scared, and she looked at the regulations that had been posted, but only understood a few words. Xia Yu said: "If you want to practice writing anyway, start with these regulations. I will teach you how to read them first. , And then slowly recognize yourself. The first one is that you ca n’t grab it directly with your hands while eating. You can use chopsticks and knives and forks casually, you ca n’t grab it anyway. The second one, do n’t walk barefoot. Wear slippers, let alone go out. The third, can not eat raw. It is to eat cooked food, can not eat raw, especially animals, too disgusting. The fourth, can not let people look at your body. This Girls ’bodies are very precious. Generally, no one is allowed to look at them, especially men. At home, you can wear casual clothes, pajamas or something. You have to be more careful when you go out, or change it to another way. You have to Wearing clothes, you should not be naked without taking a bath. Article 5. You must take a bath every day before going to bed. Hair can be taken once every two or three days. Girls must pay attention to cleanliness and tidyness. No one likes sloppy girls. You ca n’t crawl like before, you can only walk upright like a person. This can basically be done now, but sometimes it will be done naturally. I think of so much for the time being, and I will add it immediately when I encounter it. Go up, by the way, I ca n’t use my cup to drink water, I need to use my own cup, but this rule will not be added to the rules, I will remind you later. "
Xia Sha almost collapsed after listening to it. These are only six rules, and he still thinks about it temporarily. I don't know how many rules have to wait for her in the future ...
"Go, I will teach you to write these words first, and then you copy them ten times a day, and you will never forget them."
Xia Sha followed Xia Yu into the room bitterly, and Xia Yu took a pen and paper to teach her how to use it. In fact, her brain domain has been fully developed, but she has never touched anything before. Now, although she wants to learn from scratch, it will not take long for her to learn, not to mention that she is still smarter than the average person, Xia Yu did not use it for long, let her learn Those words.
At this time, Mu Yingshi called them to go to dinner. Xia Sha's happiest time every day was her meal time. She hurriedly ran out by throwing a pen. Xia Yu watched her copy the crooked earthworm word and shook her head, but this It's been learned very fast, but the old lady who died taught her something for a year, otherwise it would be difficult enough from the beginning.
After a break after the meal, Xia Yu sent Mu Yingshi to the Green Apple Bar and called Xia Sha. Only by allowing her more contact with the world would she be able to understand and integrate into the world faster.
As soon as he arrived at the bar, Yang fluttered, and Ye Mei suddenly snorted, looking at the direction of Mu Yingshi. Both Hu Yuwei and Xue Xiaoluo admired: "Listen well." Ye Mei turned her head and asked Xia Yu, "This piano The teacher is yours? "
Xia Yudao: "It is also a teacher of our school, who teaches music and comes to work part-time."
Ye Mei nodded, "Her talent is terrible."
Xia Yuqi said: "What talent?"
Several other people looked at him curiously, Ye Mei smiled and said: "You will know later, but rest assured, I don't feel threatening, very peaceful and positive, it should be ... well, born."
Xia Yu didn't understand what he was talking about, but he didn't ask in detail. Hu Yuwei touched him with a glass and said: "Ms. Xia can't see that majesty. At that time, everyone was shocked by you. You are also a parkour club, or a master, are you? "
Xia Yu laughed: "Master, I really dare not say, is Mr. Ye higher?"
"Call me Ye Mei." Ye Mei said, "Last time you ran s3, I saw it. You haven't tried your best. Of course, I haven't. It's better to compare them tomorrow night. Are you interested? "
"Okay!" Xue Xiaoluo clapped excitedly, as if his father had promised to take his little daughter to the amusement park.
Ye Mei slapped her head and caused her a flurry of anger. Xia Yu found that Ye Mei and the two girls were very intimate, and she could not help but revealed some doubts. How could Ye Mei's eyes be so sharp, but he was thrown by him for an instant I caught it and explained with a smile: "Both of them are my wives and they are really registered, so they don't need to avoid anything, just say something."
Xia Yu secretly said that Ye Mei is really a very simple person. Not only does she seem to have a magical attraction, but also her insight is amazing. If you are a woman and you ca n’t resist this deadly attraction, it ’s no wonder Such a superb beauty would willingly marry him together.
"How? Are you interested in a show?" Ye Mei asked again.
Xia Yu smiled and said: "Of course, I have thought about it for a long time, but I don't know how many times."
"Okay, then tomorrow night."