Chapter 716: Face slap
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Super Security in the City
- North Ming Little Demon
- 1815 characters
- 2021-01-30 01:36:33
Ye Weisheng is a business man, so naturally he will not be stage fright. He smiled and said, "Okay, I'll just say it."
Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing became interested immediately, they seldom heard Ye Weisheng tell jokes! Ding Han and others also looked at Ye Weisheng.
Only Takeda Lingguang looked cold on the side, and did not act as if he wanted to listen.
But everyone is too lazy to care about him.
Ye Weisheng started telling jokes. He said: "There is a beautiful reporter who went to the countryside to interview an uncle farmer. The beautiful reporter asked: "Uncle, if you have ten acres of land, would you like to dedicate half of your harvest to the party?" I did not hesitate to answer me yes. The beauty reporter asked again: If it is two villas, would you be willing to give one of them?'I do!' The beauty reporter continued to ask about the one million yuan prize? Said: "Yes!" Beauty reporter: How about two cows?
The farmer uncle smiled honestly, shook his head and said embarrassedly: Yes! The beauty reporter was surprised and asked: Uncle, why are you willing to make the villa and bonus, but Niu is not willing? The farmer uncle said very convulsively: because I really have two cows! "
This joke is a bit old, but Ye Weisheng sounds so vividly, it still makes people feel funny.
Luo Jun was funny in his heart, knowing that Ye Weisheng couldn't let go today. People in the business field talked about meaty jokes. Luo Jun believes that if Ye Weisheng is allowed to be with a group of peers, he will definitely be able to make witty words. But today his daughter is present, so many juniors are present, his skill is greatly reduced!
Everyone was very good at coming and gave Ye Weisheng a lot of face, and they all laughed.
Only Takeda Lingguang.
Takeda Lingguang sneered.
Ye Weisheng was always paying attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he had already seen Takeda Lingguang a little unpleasant. So he smiled faintly and said, "Mr. Takeda doesn't seem to think my jokes are funny?"
"Very old and vulgar joke. The old peasant in your joke is full of dirty, petty peasant thoughts." Takeda Lingguang said unceremoniously, "So I really feel surprised, what is the meaning of this joke? It's funny, not only shouldn't you laugh, you should be ashamed."
Ye Weisheng couldn't help being annoyed. He sneered and said, "If you feel ashamed of this, what about your culture?" He was also really angry, so he was a little rushing.
"That is a sacrifice to save the economy. This is something you don't understand." Takeda Lingguang said lightly.
Although Takeda Lingguang speaks very annoyingly, but he can find the right language to fight back every time, and he can reverse right and wrong and change concepts. His speech is sharp, so Ye Weisheng is also a little hard to fight.
Song Yan'er, Tang Sisi, Ding Han, Ye Lanxin and others were all upset.
At this time, Luo Jun said indifferently: "The old peasant has been a farmer for a lifetime. He is a small peasant with normal thinking. I don't think there is any shame or blame. Each performs its own duties, each bears its own responsibilities, and various divisions of labor in society. It's different. If everyone wants to be president, wouldn't it be a chaos in the world."
"China has a saying that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If people in a country are selfish and care about themselves. Then there is no hope for this country." When Takeda Lingguang saw Luo Jun talking, this guy would talk to him. As if beaten up with blood, he immediately struggled.
Luo Jun is very surprised, where did I offend this grandson.
Takeda Lingguang went on to say: "It is not scary to have small peasant thoughts. The scary thing is that you all think this is normal. This is a funny joke. It is said that the Oriental Sleeping Lion is awake, but is the Oriental Sleeping Lion really awake?"
Takeda Lingguang spoke very fast, and then he went on to say: "Whether a country can rise depends on its high-rise buildings. It depends on how many schools there are in the country and how many educational facilities there are. Is the light in the study room brilliant? Is the food that the people eat healthy? Does the official regard himself as an official or use the official position as a tool for the glorious ancestors and a profit-making method." He paused and said, "I don't In other words, let’s take Huaxia’s football as an example. I’ve been to many youth palaces. I found that those kids have very good ball-driving skills and their background is very good. But why, Huaxia’s football can’t make it out of Asia, Can’t make it to the World Cup? In the final analysis, it still lacks a basic sense of responsibility, not even a little respect for consumers. I can say that in this regard, South Korea can represent you, and our island country can also represent you guys."
Takeda Lingguang's words made people speechless.
Anyone who insults Huaxia, as long as it talks about Huaxia football, it is really speechless to refute!
Song Yan'er and others felt aggrieved to the extreme.
Ye Weisheng said: "We must admit that there is still much room for improvement in China's football, and we will improve." He paused and said, "It's really boring to say this. Everyone has a bar."
He is an old fox, so he wants to change the subject soon.
Takeda Lingguang had enough of the limelight, so he didn't want to continue. He smiled faintly and took a sip of wine.
At this moment, Luo Jun said: "I told you Mr. Takeda before that our China is a country of etiquette, based on etiquette, and standing by faith. When you come to our country, that is our guest. We respect our guests, so we never treat you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don’t seem to know how to be a guest. We are indeed still a developing country, and our country does exist. Question. And we still have a lot of Kazakhs and Kazakhs, which is very troublesome. We never deny or evade this. But you always criticize us with our pain points. Is this really fair? And your country, the island country is really that perfect? Not to mention anything else, which country is your island country closest to now? Needless to say, it is the country? Why are you close? Is it because they gave you an atomic bomb? China is the country that has beaten your island country the most miserable and cruelest. But you have always been servile to it. Is this your backbone? At the very least, no matter how many foreign enemies invade, we never bow our heads. We have the backbone. Your nation does not even have the least integrity, and you are embarrassed to talk in front of us."
Takeda Lingguang blushed immediately.
"Wonderful, haha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.
An indescribable light flashed in the eyes of Ding Han, Song Yan'er, and Tang Sisi.
Luo Jun then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang: "You said before that you want to test kung fu with me. I said that my kung fu is insignificant. That is humility. But you don’t recognize this humility and feel it is a kind of cowardice. Big, how many capable people come out in large numbers, I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But to deal with your frog in the bottom of the well, I only need one move!"
"One move?" Takeda Lingguang was immediately excited. He stood up, his eyes flashed with anger, and said, "You are too arrogant."
Luo Jun said: "I have to correct you, speak big words, it is arrogance to speak loudly. And what I said is at most a kind of big truth that is not very pleasant."
"Okay, then I would like to learn from you!" Takeda Lingguang said: "Let's go out and find a place now, it's like making gestures."
"Go out?" Luo Jun sneered and said: "I have given you many opportunities, but you have been humiliating yourself, so now, I don't want to save you face. You are not qualified to let me out, I am now Just sit here, and you make a move to me. If I stand up or use the second move, you win!"
This is very exaggerated.
Everyone immediately became excited.
Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Luo Jun, afraid that Luo Jun would speak too slowly. Even Tang Sisi was a little worried. She couldn't help but said: "Luo Jun, his skill is not easy, don't be too big."
Takeda Lingguang listened to Tang Sisi's reminder, and immediately became confident, feeling that this guy was not that scary. Takeda Lingguang actually couldn't see the depth of Luo Jun at all.
At this time, Takeda Lingguang yelled, and suddenly rushed to kill with a dash, and then slashed into the wind with a knife intent to kill!
Hey!
At this moment, Takeda Lingguang's spirit was sublimated!
Everyone seemed to have seen a determined samurai, who swung the most brilliant knife of his life.
Luo Jun's arrogance has inspired all the potential of Takeda Lingguang!
At this moment, Luo Jun flipped his palm, and volley shot out!
This is just an ordinary palm, the palm strength contains the mystery of the sky thunder fist seal.
Luo Jun was already merciful, otherwise this palm would definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.
With a bang, Takeda Lingguang was directly knocked out, and finally fell to the ground, spouting blood.
Everyone didn't see anything clearly, they saw Takeda Lingguang flying out.
Takeda Lingguang fell to the ground, and an incredible look flashed in his eyes. "How is it possible? How is it possible? I'm still one meter away from you, and you didn't even touch me."
Takeda Lingguang couldn't understand and couldn't believe it!
At this time, Luo Jun said coldly: "I said earlier that this world is huge, and there are many things that we humans cannot understand and understand. I have also said that there are people outside the world, every day. Unfortunately, you I can't hear it at all."
Takeda Lingguang roared: "Why? Why can you perform martial arts in the air? There is no such martial arts in this world!"
Luo Jun said: "You can't decide the rules of this world, the force is limited, and the soul is unlimited. My realm is something that people like you cannot understand."
Takeda Lingguang murmured: "Limited force and infinite primordial spirit? What is finite force and infinite primordial spirit?"
Luo Jun didn't want to care about Takeda Lingguang anymore. He said to Ye Weisheng: "Uncle Ye, let's stop here today. I'm a little tired. Let's get together again."
Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "Okay!"
Today, it was over. Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still felt that they hadn’t played enough. Fortunately, Ye Weisheng promised that they could come to Luo Jun, which made them feel satisfied...