Chapter 4: The most dismal foreigner in history

The afternoon sun shone hot in the bustling Huize County. Even so, the streets were crowded with people. Today is a big market day in several nearby towns, and people are coming to the county.
When people come and go, the sound of pointing at flowers and other goods is endless.
Zhang Shusheng walked in the crowd, feeling the poverty that is unique to this era. Everyone has dishes on his face, and there is no happy smile on his face, but a curious look at liveliness. After all, Huize is not coastal, or too poor.
"Black Op ... Hu Kan Black Opmy ..."
"Huh?" A strange sound came into Zhang Shusheng's ears, and he shook his head to make sure that he was not hearing an illusion. Someone was asking for help in authentic English. Zhang Shusheng's English is not good, saying that it is authentic in this tone and listening recording.
The crowd quickly rushed to an alley, and finally squeezed in, and saw a beaten nose and a swollen face with blood and dirt on their face. The foreigner was being dragged by several hooligans and wanted to be dragged into the alley.
The foreigners clinging to the corner of the room beam pillar, this let go, it was an unbelievable one. I was almost not killed by this group of local snakes. I was dragged into the alley again. I guess I will become the first foreigner to die the worst. Nowhere to go to justice.
"Well, this white ghost dared to scatter on our grounds because of wearing a layer of foreigner's skin, and fooled and drank, and wanted to steal. Folks don't look at it, this should be beaten." A leader-like People waved their hands, motioned everyone to spread out, to see his fierce look, but no one dared to mess with it.
"NO, NO ... Black Opm, Black Opm ..." The foreign devil was scared and silly. Although he didn't understand what the fierce man was talking about, he knew there was no good fruit, and he was bound to clean himself up.
吗 "Well, even a tone of crow words dare to bluff, Lao Tzu will not kill you." A few places whispered, while fist slamming down, they will drag into the alley.
Zhang Shusheng looked at this scene in an incredible way. Once upon a time, in his impression, weren't foreigners walking with civilization sticks on the Chinese land like crabs? How could he be so disappointed that he wanted to steal something to eat, and was also pumped wildly by the landlords who received protection fees? Really thought it wasn't a foreigner, just a pig?
Xu shook his head fiercely, and Zhang Shusheng thought of the reason. This is not Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, or the concession where Chinese and dogs must not enter. Here is the sturdy folk custom. It will be the southwest of the main force of the resistance in the next few decades. Not to mention the remote place such as Huize, which fell into the hands of the hooligans, the foreigners should be called "goats".
There is no consulate, no efficient police organization, and even the bureaucrats only care about squeezing the people and enjoying the happiness of the southwestern mountainous region, hoping to escape from birth, it is simply a dream.
However, although it is like dreaming, fortunately this foreign devil met Zhou Gong! !!
"You silly boy, you, why are you here!" Zhang Shusheng pushed away the crowd, walked out in front of the crowd, pretended to bend down and care for the devils.
"Stupid?" I didn't understand a few places. What did this young man who suddenly broke out telling foreign devils? However, Zhang Shusheng has nothing else, that is, his temperament is better than that of most people in this era, and his clothes are relatively unique, and even he can be regarded as good. Several local crickets have temporarily stopped, only to take the lead to prepare to speak.
"Black Opmy, Black Opmy ..." The foreign devil was snoring. Suddenly I heard someone calling Scharnese. Although he didn't know who he was calling, he swears to God that this is absolutely English and he still brings Pronounced in a British style. Grasp Zhang Shusheng's arm for help. "Sell Gard, Black Opmy ..."
Zhang Zhangsheng almost kicked away the foreign devil who cried worse than a woman. Thinking of his future plans, he put up with it, but said in English, "I will save you."
With a backbone, the foreign devil was shocked. Although he didn't know why the young man saved himself, he was more stubborn than being beaten, and nodded.
"Everyone, this is Mr. Xiyang from our government, who specially teaches Miss Shanghai to learn English. I don't know how to offend you." Zhang Shusheng said with a hand, and the rules of the road consisted of lowering his head first and spending a little money. Flattened.
"This foreign devil eats no money in the restaurant we watch, steals things, and in accordance with the rules, cuts his hand." The head of the magpie said, looking at Zhang Shusheng looks like a rich man, Not so fierce.
"Let ’s do this, let me communicate with Mr. Charlize first." Zhang Shusheng finished, turned away in pain, and said to the foreign devils lying on the ground: "It's over, they will kill you."
Although Zhang Shusheng's English is very bad, the combination of the words OVER, kill, and you suddenly made the foreign devil frightened. As soon as he looked up, he saw that the head of the took out his axe, and when his heart was over, he burst into tears. , And asked Zhang Shusheng to save his life anyway.
Zhang Shusheng nodded, and promised to think of a solution again. He stood up, turned around and carried the foreign devil and the head, and said, "Ten oceans buy him a hand, but you have to perform with me!"
At this time, the onlookers were all blasted away by the diggers, and the digging people went directly into the alley.
"Ten oceans? My hesitation, do you think the uncle is here to beg for food?" The local sip took a sip, shook his head, and said chicly: "Twenty oceans, you can do whatever you want!"
Bian blushed and argued, and the foreign devils watched their life-saving angels and a few places more and more arguing with each other. In the end, they couldn't stop it, and they pulled off their axe to cut themselves.
"Ah!" Seeing the falling axe, the foreign devil uttered a horror cry that is universal in the universe ...
However, to his surprise, the axe didn't fall down, and he didn't die, and he dared to open his eyes at half-sound. Everything in front of him immediately surprised him.
The man God sent to save himself actually held a pistol and pointed at the ground, and the machete in the ground was only an inch from his forehead.
She stayed coldly and sweatily. In addition to being afraid, Zhang Shusheng's majestic look was almost imprinted into the deepest part of his soul, and a sense of fear was created for no reason.
Uh ...
It was late at night, and the Huolai Inn in Huize County, Laixi had not yet returned for a purchase. Zhang Shusheng looked at the foreign devastator Kenneth who was sitting opposite, gorging and eating like a pig. He laughed in his heart. The situation is different. After a torture for a day, the first thing this foreign devil actually did was not take a shower and go to bed, but came to eat, and it seemed that he was not starving.
呃 "Uh, great Zhang, you know, I will be a great rich man in the future."
I worked hard all afternoon communicating, and occasionally Zhang Shusheng took the opportunity to go to the toilet to go out and look up the English words on the dream machine, only to know the whole story.
Kenneth is an American. When he came to China this time, he was bewitched by a liar. He paid the money and went to the group. It turned out that China is indeed a business everywhere.
But unfortunate things followed. After finally getting the first business, but also the business of a small warlord.
The business is huge. In order not to work for foreign companies and earn more money, Kenneth lost money and brought in the arms needed by the warlords from the United States. The warlords were superstitious German rifles, a total of 200 Mauser 1898 rifles, and even one Krupp 75mm mountain gun, and a batch of ammunition.
For this wild bet, Kenneth had no retreat. Two hundred Mauser rifles with Krupp artillery and a batch of ammunition. Even the cheap goods bought from a Jew in the United States cost 30,000. It's a big ocean, but he only got his 10,000 yuan and his uncle's house in return.
Next is a series of unlucky incidents.
First, the sea steamer encountered a storm and called at halfway ports for more than a month.
Then I finally got to Shanghai, and the consignee who waited for more than a month could not find it. At this time, Kenneth had almost taken off his underwear, borrowed everywhere, and the foreigners he knew had run to the point of seeing him.
I dragged on for another month, and the consignee came across by chance. As a result, the other party had switched to being a rickshaw owner. Upon asking, Kenny was fainted and the little warlord fell down.
Even after the downfall, the arms were still selling well, and Kenneth was ready to sell them immediately after waking up. As a result, the situation in China at this time became weird. The parties seemed to be dormant. Obviously, the arms of the oceans were being sold in private, but this "a large number of arms" was not sold. , Discounts can not find buyers.
Finally, his peers agreed to purchase his arms, but the price was so low that Kenneth wanted to commit suicide. Even if he sold it, he would not be able to redeem a house when he returned to the United States.
At this time, Kenneth had already lost his house, and he lived by cheating and drinking. He occasionally sold a few guns to the rogue, and it was not enough storage fees.
At this time, a businessman from the United States offered him a trick, saying that Tang Jirao, Yunnan, might be in urgent need of arms. Of course, Kenneth's "a large number of arms" did not have any big kickbacks, but they were not expected, but The businessman commissioned another thing from Kenneth. He was paid five thousand dollars to help him find ore in Sichuan. The businessman heard that there was a large reserve of ore at the junction of Sichuan and Yunnan, because Kenneth had just taken minerals major at university.
Then Kenneth came to Yunnan with a translation in mind, but the unfortunate thing was not finished. The translation was killed by the bandits. His last little money and his small revolver were also stolen by the bandits, and then they were in exile. Arrived at Huize, but the city couldn't come out.
If you ca n’t leave the city, you can still cheat, eat, drink, and starve. Once you go out to find any bird ore, there is no place for burial after starvation.
Today, when I wanted to study "Bring Doctrine" again, I was arrested. What's even worse is that the person who collects the protection fee is exactly in the restaurant. Therefore, "the future rich man" Kenneth After being beaten badly, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com almost lost a hand, although he thought he almost died under a machete until he died.
"Slow down, we are not bad for money!" Zhang Shusheng saw such a sentence that gobbled Kenneth came up for no apparent reason.
钱 "Money? Money ..." Sure enough, as soon as he heard the money, Kenneth's eyes turned green. He finally remembered that he still had a large amount of money in a warehouse in Shanghai, although they were not sold for the time being ...
"God knows, I should have been rich!"
"You mean your arms, aren't you? Kenneth, as your friend, I have to tell you, accept the reality, you will starve to death when you sell." Zhang Shusheng laughed without saying a word, In the troubled times of the Republic of China, arms were best sold, but this unlucky Kenneth did not know why it was not sold. But after knowing Kenneth's experience, he was even more convinced that there was bad luck in the world.
"So, what to do ... Great Zhang, God sent you to save me, you, you should save me again." Kenneth, just like seeing the savior, barely held Zhang Shusheng's thigh, "Zhang You're not bad money, otherwise I will sell the arms to you and sell them to you at a discount. 20% off? 30% off? Great Zhang, I will lose money no matter how cheap, 50% off, 50% off is my reserve price. It still depends on your life-saving. I keep the capital, you buy cheap arms. "
"Arms can be bought." Zhang Shusheng smiled and said in an instant: "but not enough money!"
"What then!"
Zhang Shusheng smiled mysteriously and said, "You are not afraid of being unlucky, you are not afraid to seize the opportunity. If you believe me, do as I say! I bought the arms, and I will find another way for you."
After eating for a while, Kenneth thought for a long time, and finally decided to listen to Zhang Shusheng.