Chapter 1000: sixty seven

Sanmao, a famous female writer, has been full of legends throughout her life. In the past few years, she has been wandering in the Sahara for nearly ten years and wrote a famous article, which is loved by many intellectual youths. Want to go wandering in the Sahara together.
"Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. Why is it wandering, wandering, distant, wandering? For the birds flying in the sky, for the brooks in the mountains, and for the broad grasslands." At that time, the famous Sanmao poem had not yet been composed, and Chen Yutong was just reading it aloud as if it were recitation, and Chen Yutong suddenly whispered in Qin Guan's ear.
"I want to go wandering in the Sahara with you. That's how you love me."
Listening to Chen Yutong's words, Qin Guan knew that his wife was poisoned. Is it good to go to the Sahara to wander around? You can only take a bath once a year, and your whole body is stinking, would you like it?
However, Qin Guan also knew that Chen Yutong was very excited just because he was with him, so he felt it. Now, Qin Guan of course has to change the subject.
"I will tell you a joke." Qin Guan said, "I ran into a lumberjack on a business trip last year."
When Qin Guan said this, everyone pricked their ears and listened to what Qin Guan wanted to say.
Chen Yutong also widened his eyes and looked at Qin Guan. As long as he was with Qin Guan, he would love to hear everything he said, and it was still a joke.
"I asked him, where did you cut down the trees?" Qin Guan said, looking at everyone: "Guess, where did he say?"
"Daxinganling?"
Qin Guan shook his head.
"south?"
Qin Guan shook his head.
Everyone couldn't guess. With a smile on Qin Guan's face, he said, "He was cutting trees in the Sahara Forest. Hahaha, what about this joke?"
Qin Guan had heard of the joke about the Sahara Forest since he was a little boy. At that time, everyone was laughing very happily. The Sahara is a large desert. How did this desert form? Naturally, it is tens of thousands of years old, and everyone knows that planting trees and afforestation can help prevent wind and fix sand. The Sahara forests used to be trees, but they were cut down and turned into deserts.
This is the original meaning of the joke.
But now, after Qin Guan said that, everyone just laughed in agreement, even Chen Yutong's laughter was not so natural.
Qin Guan is very puzzled. Are my jokes not funny?
"Brother Guan, your joke is really funny." Chen Yutong said, when he said this, there were a lot of complicating elements.
Qin Guan felt boring, and then a voice suddenly rang in his mind: "Your mind has become more and more stupid recently. In what age is it now, who has the consciousness of protecting the environment?"
This sudden sound shocked Qin Guan. Since digging Jobs over, Lisa has found a new goal in life and rarely communicates with herself anymore. The voice in this brain is still the first since recently. Appeared again.
Fortunately, Qin Guan reacted so quickly that he didn't shout out, and exchanged in his mind: "Why did you show up again?"
"Seeing you go wandering in the Sahara, it's really a project, and the slave family wants to go too."
Nujia? Nima, are you kneeling and serving Jobs now? Qin Guan couldn't help but get angry: "Why are you going? The LCD panel is made, and I can give you a holiday and let you and Jobs travel the world."
"Okay, I'm going to work."
Qin Guan came out of his brain and suddenly thought, it's night over there, what else is working? I don't know if she achieved her wish, or if she conquered Jobs.
However, just now when Lisa said this, she realized that it is true. In this era, loggers are respected. They are all builders of the motherland. They use their hard work to contribute to the motherland. wood.
Only in later generations did everyone realize the great impact of the forest on the ecological environment. The lumberjack also transformed into a forest ranger. Only the bald-headed force who kept cutting down the trees was also devastated by the two bears.
The country is rapidly developing towards a modern industrial country. In this process, the protection of the environment has been left behind by everyone. It seems that I should also reflect this issue to my superiors at an appropriate time. The environment is left to future generations. Thinking about the terrible smog in future generations, Qin Guan has a sense of mission.
After the unsuccessful joke, the passenger plane slowly landed at the airport in the capital of the long-staple cotton country. When stepping off the plane, a heat wave rushed over.
Sweat oozes out of Chen Yutong's handsome face in an instant, and she can't help but frown. It seems that there is a gap between ideal and reality. Wandering here is not so fun.
However, as long as there is Brother Guan by her side, she is the happiest. Thinking of this, she glanced at Qin Guan and found that Qin Guan was indifferent to this heat wave.
The system in the brain had already begun to adjust, just like the last time when he was at sea, Qin Guan just started to feel the heat wave, and then ignored it.
At the airport, Ambassador Yao from the embassy came to greet him in person. When he saw Ambassador Yao, Qin Guan frowned.
"It seems that the long-staple cotton country is not very concerned about our fighters." After getting on the car, everyone went to the embassy together, Qin Guan said to Ambassador Yao.
Ambassador Yao nodded: "Yes, President Qin, how did you see it?"
If the country of long-staple cotton has a demand for it, he would have sent someone to the airport to greet him. Qin Guan has visited many countries. Only in the country of long-staple cotton can his own people greet him. of.
Qin Guan knew this guess.
Qin Guan is not pretending to be a big name. The North Industries Corporation has already made a name for himself, and the other party has to send a few people to greet him. In this situation, it is clear that he does not value himself.
"Originally, the long-staple cotton country was very interested in our F-14 fighters, but the Eagles had trouble with it and did not export the corresponding F404 engine to us. At the same time, Northrop Company tried its best to promote the long-staple cotton country. Selling F-5G fighters, so now the long-staple cotton country has new ideas."
Qin Guan asked, "What new idea?"
"I want us to resume unpaid assistance as before."
When Qin Guan heard this, he suddenly felt funny in secret, this long-staple cotton countryman, really shameless, still dreaming of free assistance?
After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, Han began to support the class brothers in the third world. Even if the country tightened its belt, it had to give good things to the class brothers.
Han's own fighters are all provided free of charge. For example, the domestically produced J-6 fighter jets, back and forth, assisted other countries with a total of 740!
Even the long-staple cotton country has a batch of J-6 fighters with free assistance. Now, they still want to ask for something for free?
"Let's go directly to the Ministry of Defense of the Long-staple Cotton Country." Qin Guan said.