Chapter 327: NBA No. 1 Eater
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- 2021-03-02 10:16:25
The Thunder fans at the Ford Center began to retire, another disappointing year.
Many of them must have missed James Harden. After the Thunder's three young players opened, they led the team to the playoffs and fell to the Lakers.
What does this mean? This shows that in today's NBA, unity is the power!
The Lakers' solidarity index has reached a peak. In the last two games, they have evolved a general high-efficiency offense, making the Thunder's tough defense virtually useless.
It can be said that before the start of the season, what people imagined, "I can win the championship with my grandma" can really be reflected in the Lakers in the sixth game.
Kobe, Nash, Howard, Gasol, Ci Shiping, everyone is not the peak, everyone has a significant flaw.
Nash's defense and fitness, Howard's back injury and offense, Gasol's speed and stability, Kobe's ability to end and unsolved degree, Ci Shiping's shooting and defensive strength.
But after a season of running-in and playoff battles, they finally merged, and everyone found their most comfortable play and proper positioning.
Nash will play without a ball, will shoot three points on the wing, he plays on the offensive end like Kidd, while trying to hide the flaws of his defense.
Howard gave up excessively inefficient singles and used less healthy parts of his health to defend more.
Gasol is willing to play off the bench, reduce playing time, and make himself more efficient every minute on the court.
Kobe began to pass more balls, respond more, reduce unnecessary shots, and use his few "fairy ball" quotas when they are needed most.
And the most important character, the 55th-ranked magic boy, is worrying about eating.
Under the support of teammates and staff, Li Liang was wrapped around and returned to the locker room. The Lakers began the celebration of winning the Western Championship.
All wore black western championship caps, surrounded by silver western championship trophies, and shouted "GOLakers!"
There was a lot of trouble in the locker room, but everyone was still more restrained. Bryant kept saying to the people around him, "It's not time to really celebrate, it's not time yet!"
Yes, the Western Conference championship is not the Lakers' ultimate goal. If the championship cannot be won, the second place is the biggest loser.
Li Liang escaped from the crowd and secretly hid where the reporter could not find him.
He thought he could escape this. How could anyone know that the Lakers players celebrated for a while and felt something was wrong, Bruce Lee?
Jamison shouted: "Come out, Bruce! We are all ready!"
I don't know who followed and said, "Be ready at all times", and then everyone started searching for Li Liang.
Li Liang could not hide, and was quickly pulled out of the toilet by O'Neal.
"I can't eat secretly by myself, but in front of everyone!" Little O'Neill also joked at Li Liang.
Reporters from all walks of life were there. It was a snap of clicks at Li Liang. Twitter, INS and the forum are now crazy.
The Lakers won the Western Conference championship is no longer important, everyone wants to see Li Liang's stool live.
With the trophy of the Western Conference champion in his hand, Kobe sat in the corner of the dressing room and smiled like a fool.
Needless to say, Kobe's last free throw was not intentional.
You change another elementary school student to push the 38th style, it won't be three non-sticks, Kobe Bryant's three free throws?
This is the first time in his career, so in order to play tricks on Li Liang, Bryant is also fighting.
Kobe is full of revenge for this person. During the regular season, Li Liang took his buttocks and he still remembers it.
The so-called gentleman's revenge is not too late, Kobe has remembered to this day, and finally caught Li Liang's flaws, both won the game and revenge!
Under the coercion of everyone, Li Liang shouted helplessly, "You will lose me by doing this!"
But no one listened to him at all. Finally, Li Liang made a promise that tomorrow he will post a video of himself eating on Ins and Twitter. Please watch it on time.
In this way, reporters and teammates let him go.
After all, everyone knows that it is a joke, no matter what he eats, it is enough to achieve entertainment.
The players can be happy and happy, and they are not bullied by Li Liang on weekdays, everyone has been scolded.
Playing a game is called trembling, the defense does not dare to miss someone, misplace it, otherwise it must be a curse.
Well now, you have Bruce Lee today.
Li Liang finally breathed a sigh of relief. If he wanted to broadcast, what should he broadcast?
Can't you really eat Xiang?
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"Hello, Zhu Shu, are you sure you can eat this thing?"
"All you can eat is chocolate."
"Chocolate, but why is it so stinky!"
"Isn't it like doing the same thing? Just stinky tofu juice on it. It's not easy for the United States to get stinky tofu juice."
A day later, in his home in Los Angeles, in the living room, Li Liang faced a plate of shit-like stuff in front of the phone camera.
There has always been a big problem in life, which one should choose between "Xiangwei Chocolate" and "Chocolate Weixiang".
This time, Li Liang chose Xiangwei chocolate, but looking at the thing Zhu Shu made, not only did it look like it, but it was also covered with stinky tofu juice.
"You don't have to. I made a video. Everyone can't smell it." Li Liang complained.
"No, if it smells delicious, how can you look like you are eating...there is something that you can eat."
Zhu Shu worried that Li Liang’s acting was not realistic enough, and he simply made this Xiangwei chocolate look like a bit.
After returning from Los Angeles, news about Li Liang's desire to eat Cheung has been swept across the United States.
For this reason, the Los Angeles Lakers headquarters also received two couriers loaded with unknown objects, saying that the food was sent to Bruce Lee, and was finally thrown away by the Lakers employees.
Jerry Bath ordered that all recipients should be Bruce Lee's courier.
Li Liang knew that what he said was still to be realized. The video was shot as soon as possible so that he could put his energy into the preparation for the finals.
To be honest, Li Liang entered the Finals as the main force of an NBA team. This is the first time for Chinese players.
In the past, Yao Ming's great achievements also stopped in the Western Conference semifinals.
Although Sun Yue and Battle have won the championship ring, after all, they have not played in a minute.
Li Liang is different, but his presence of 40 points in a single game is a very important part of the Lakers.
The domestic media also want to make a big splash, this guy has such a moth, and he doesn't know how to promote him.
But netizens are very happy, and they are eager to wear this video.
Li Liang looked at the bar of chocolate in front of him, and had already rotted his mouth in his heart.
Finally, the courage was raised, and he poked it with a fork and put it in his mouth.
"Lying trough! It's too unpalatable! Could Zhu Shu really give me cheers!"
When Li Liang chewed, he found that it was wrong, why is it so bitter, so astringent, so bad!
Li Liang can imagine that his expression at this time is really as painful as eating Xiang.
"I'm leaning, why is it so bad! Isn't it chocolate?"
"Well...it's chocolate, but it's 99% pure dark chocolate. If you eat too much at once, it's really bad..."
Zhu Shu was so dedicated, she did not protect Li Liang at all, and really made Xiang Wei chocolate into Xiang Wei.
(PS, interested readers can try the imported dark chocolate with a purity of 99%, which is basically equivalent to eating Xiang.)
Seeing Li Liang's painful face, Bai Xiaoting handed over a cup of coffee and said, "Come, have a cup of coffee and moisten it."
This dark chocolate is really too bitter. Li Liang hurriedly took a sip of coffee and felt much better.
"Ah~ much better. What kind of coffee is this?"
"Cat coffee."
"Poof!!" Li Liang was talking with the second bite, all of a sudden.
"Hey, what are you doing! This is specially prepared for you!" Bai Xiaoting said with a smile on his face.
Li Liang wiped his mouth, what the did he do?
Help the Lakers revenge the Thunder 4:2 and return to the finals, why should they eat at home!
However, Li Liang's eating broadcast is not over yet, only to see Wei Dazhi coming down from the upper floor, holding a can in his hand.
He put the canned food in front of Li Liang and said: "Hey, the fans on Twitter have said that you can eat real shit, and eat canned herring! There are also those who want to eat raw eggs, I think canned herring is more suitable. "
"Canned herring? What is this thing?" Li Liang picked up the red can and looked at it ~EbookFREE.me~ It's not in English, I don't know which country's text.
He just pulled away, and Wei Dazhi quickly stopped him, saying: "Don't stop! Don't eat at home, go to the yard, go to the yard, take your mobile phone, and pull the glass door up!"
Li Liang took the canned food out of the house. He thought that since it is a canned herring, it should be a bit of a sea odor, okay.
So, in the yard, Li Liang opened the red can.
He opened a Pandora's Box.
A odor that seemed to come out of the deepest part of rushed into his nostrils, eyes, skin and clothes...
"Lying trough, my eyes, how, how suddenly I can't see..." Li Liang felt his eyes a bit spicy.
Not only his eyes, for a moment, he felt his nose was gone.
"What the hell, what the is this!"