Chapter 105: Two or three things about Shan Yatong (add a spoof in the author's words)


1. These are all from country C!
Shan Yatong participated in an international major production film. Although the subject of future and peace is not a novel topic, it is an eternal topic.
It is written in the article that the future earth is caught in the aggression of human beings on alien planets, and various countries rose up to resist, so they sent senior young military strategists from their respective countries. The main representative roles are Priinsk of the United States, Qin An of the C country, Li Yemin of the great country, Junjiro the little dog of the sunset country, Misef of the Russian country, and Jamie of the United Kingdom.
Several young generals led the people to fight against the invaders. The generals fell one by one. In the end, only Qin'an from country C and Prinske from the United States were left. They went through all the difficulties for the people and finally blew up the foreign countries. For the Starman’s base, Prinske paid a leg, and Qin An paid the price of an eye.
This is a movie without a trace of love, but because it includes big stars from many countries, the box office results in all countries after the release are very good, and the producers are almost crazy with joy.
The starring role in the whole film has been praised by many fans, especially the actors from the United States and C. When several major actors participated in an interview with a TV station, they were warmly welcomed by American fans.
The host also asked a lot of questions that the audience were concerned about, and the atmosphere was very joyful.
"Come on, now I’ll ask everyone’s favorite single question." The host’s style tends to be straightforward, so he didn’t sell it, but asked directly, "Some viewers said that when you play in the country, you’ll lose your family. , That painful expression is very real, how did you grasp this feeling?"
"Well, this question seems to be very professional," Shan Yatong thought for a while, "Actually, this is not a skill, but a substitution of thinking. If these are all facts, the magnificent culture of our country, how many inherited Thousands of things, such as "Compendium of Materia Medica", Dragon Boat Festival, Chinese medicine, tea, legends about the four beauties, and records of friendly exchanges between countries, all will disappear in this war, I think, not only me , As long as every citizen of C will suffer as much as me, and people all over the world will suffer so much when facing the destruction of their own country’s culture."
"And those living lives BALABALA•••" Shan Yatong said a lot of moving words, but the host pulled his mouth from an angle that the audience could not see. The examples just cited seem to be all Bang Guoren said it was his thing. This single••• is indeed very patriotic.
"Dragon Boat Festival is a national festival in our country. Does a single country also have a Dragon Boat Festival?" The great actor who played Li Yemin obviously didn't think too much, and asked curiously.
"Ah, it turns out that your country also has a Dragon Boat Festival. Our country's Dragon Boat Festival has been passed down for thousands of years. I didn't expect that your country's decades of founding history also has a Dragon Boat Festival. It is indeed a coincidence," Shan Yatong said with a smile. "I always thought that the Dragon Boat Festival was a festival in our country to commemorate the great man Qu Yuan. Do people in your country like our culture so much that they learn to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival?"
The American actor who has worked with Shan Yatong sympathetically glanced at the Bangguo actor who has not been relieved. He has always taken a firm stand on these issues. This idiot has to hit the gun at this time. Are you looking for death?
"Ah, the Dragon Boat Festival in our country is just an event similar to a temple fair," the Bangguo actor said again. "Is the "Compendium of Materia Medica" you said was written by Li Shizhen? He is from our country.
The American actor even wants to cover his eyes directly. He has an intuition that this great actor will be very awkward, and the following things must be very powerful and violent.
"Li Shizhen belongs to your country??!" Shan Yatong asked with a smile, "Are you sure you remembered it correctly? The great man in our country who compiled the Compendium of Materia Medica, Li Shizhen, was born in Hubei Province in 1518. Are you sure this? A great man has something to do with your country. Isn’t it a farther distance?"
Touching his chin, Shan Yatong said, "Our country has a history of five thousand years. There are too many great men. Your country belongs to the Chaoxian country a thousand years ago. There were many students who came to our country to study. The names have similarities and differences. I'm breaking the law, how can I not apply for a patent for a person's name, right, Mr. Li?!"
"This one•••"
"By the way, tea, Chinese medicine, and Chinese characters all belong to our country c. Although I heard that some countries always like to refer to Xi Shi, one of the four most beautiful people in my country, and call Chinese medicine and Chinese characters their own, but Everyone understands people. Doing these shameful behaviors will only make others look at jokes. There is a very famous idiom in our country called Dongshi Xiaoying. Do you know what it means?
Hearing Shan Yatong's reasonable and well-founded talk about Chinese culture, and alluding to the shameless behavior of a certain country, the audience present all showed such expressions, and the little dog Junjiro sitting in the corner breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately for this international The big star didn't mention about the Jingnan Massacre, otherwise he would have to commit suicide in front of the audience.
According to rumors, Bangguo artists were despised by all audiences that day.
According to rumors, that day, the National Artists at Sunset happily asked his agent to have a big meal.
According to rumors, several other artists that day looked at the single star with worship.
According to rumors, since that day, many people despise the brazen comments of a certain country.
According to •••This is not a rumor. The video of the show that day was transmitted to China through the Internet. All domestic audiences praised Shan Yatong as good, even some old artists who did not accept Shan Yatong’s role as a In front of the media, he praised, "This is a artist, an artist who never forgets his country."
Some netizens commented that the mind of the Bangguo artist is purely a stick, otherwise, how could he say such things in front of Yatong? All the people of Country C can't forgive this person for being rude. What, Shan Yatong's behavior is very proud and strong? ! Do you have a problem with your eyes? That is a firm defense of the motherland's culture. Where is your pride? Where is it strong? ! So many cultures are ours, why not be proud of us? Why can't we be strong in defending our culture?
Afterwards, Xiao Zimo asked Shan Yatong like this, "Aren't you worried about arousing the disgust of Bangguo fans?"
The single queen said blankly, "I'm from country C, as long as I can be worthy of my own country, and," he squinted, "all those things were originally from country C. Those who rob us, I am not uncommon for those people to like it."
Xiao Zimo smiled and hugged Shan Yatong. Although his lover is arrogant, he is very patriotic.
2. Dog training record.
On a certain day of a certain year, Liao Ran was a guest at Xiao Zimo's home, and Shan Yatong was sleeping upstairs because he had been filming the scene for two days.
Xiao Zimo asked coldly, "What are you doing?"
Liao Ran sat down on the sofa very familiarly, "My lover led the door, and the matchmaker threw it out. President Xiao, you are too ruthless, too cold, too unreasonable! What? You don’t give me a cup of coffee?"
Xiao Zimo snorted coldly, "If you don't have coffee, you can drink tea or water."
Liao Ran twitched the corners of her mouth, so she forgot about the things Shan Yatong said to quit coffee at the front end. How could things that Shan Yatong wanted to quit appear in this villa, "Forget it, come with a cup of green tea. "
Holding a tea cup and drinking tea, she inquired about the latest schedule of Shan Yatong intentionally or unconsciously. The protagonist of the script in her hand is very suitable for Shan Yatong to play, but I don't know if Shan Yatong's recent schedule can be arranged.
It is a pity that Xiao Zimo has always been very shrewd in the face of other people, resolutely not to disclose any news about Shan Yatong, but at noon, Liao Ran still did not get the answer he wanted.
So Miss Liao stayed for lunch, and finally saw Shan Yatong who was a little pale.
"Yo, Yatong," Liao Ran chose a seat with a smile, "Are you busy lately?"
Shan Yatong was not surprised by Liao Ran's arrival, pulling a chair and sitting down and said, "Sister Liao is here. I just finished making a movie recently, and I am going to take a week off."
"Oh," after a week of rest, there seems to be hope, Liao Ran continued to smile like auntie, "Then, are your schedule full in a week?"
Shan Yatong's gesture of wiping his hands paused before he said, "Sister Liao, what's the matter with you?" Although it was a questioning sentence, his eyes were very positive.
Xiao Zimo didn't even look at Liao Ran. He put Shan Yatong's favorite dishes in front of Shan Yatong before saying, "Ms. Liao, if it's okay, I will ask the driver to take you back for dinner."
Liao Ran looked at the dishes in front of her, then looked at the ••• in front of Shan Yatong and frowned. Forget it, the chefs of Xiao Zimo’s family are very skilled, and the dishes are delicious. She smiled and said,
Yes. It's not all right, there is indeed a small matter that needs Atong's help."
Xiao Zimo wanted to refuse, but he glanced at Shan Yatong's smiling face, did not dare to say anything, he could only look bitterly at the hot and sour fish in front of him.
Shan Yatong saw Xiao Zimo's grievances, and couldn't help being a little amused. He coughed dryly, "Sister Liao is a favor, I must help. What is it?"
"Yatong, you only promised me not to accept so many scripts yesterday." Xiao Zimo's protest was very weak and weak. After contacting Shan Yatong's eyes, he automatically silenced.
Seeing Xiao Zimo’s puppies at this time, and thinking about his attitude towards him when Shan Yatong was not present, Liao Ran unconsciously admired him in his heart. He deserves to be a single queen. This dog training method is indeed high. Even such a proud Xiao Zimo had no lethality at all.
After chatting with Liao Ran about the script for a while, Shan Yatong responded and saw Xiao Zimo sitting beside him shaking his head. He smiled and said, "Okay, I will ask Lu Fan to push down the other script. , I want to drink bone soup at night."
Hearing this, Xiao Zimo immediately laughed, "I'll go and ask the kitchen to get ready."
Liao Ran laughed at the two people getting along. It has been 8 years. The two people still love each other like this. Maybe ten years ago, she would say this is a good show of tame, but now she understands this love. It's not just taming and being tamed, but mutual understanding. Even the indifferent Shan Yatong will do some warm things for Xiao Zimo.
After bidding farewell to the two, Liao Ran smiled after walking out of the villa, but what happened? Xiao Zimo was still a loyal dog tamed by Shan Yatong, a loyal dog belonging only to Shan Yatong.
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