Chapter 1297: Bashing street author in coffee shop

The first thousand and ninety-seven chapters on the street, the author at the coffee shop
A town in the south of the Yangtze River. //
A newly opened coffee shop.
Forest plant style. A Meimei joint venture. In this era of time and money, business is not bad.
No matter how hustle and bustle this world and this land are; how many people screamed, time will still pass, no difference from yesterday or tomorrow.
Elegant green decoration style. There are many plants in front of me.
High-quality furniture, soft high-end sofas. The music is good. There is also the high-end coffee that is delicious and delicious.
This is an afternoon by Zhou Zhou, the author of the street. Although it is still just after 2:40, he started the afternoon tea time early and is going to spend an afternoon in this coffee shop. It is no different from yesterday and the day before yesterday.
In the days when he didn't take the brain pill of genius, he didn't need to do any work, and his fans had no interest in the updated words coming out of the codeword under normal conditions.
After taking genius brain pills several times, the chapters under normal conditions were completely overturned and directly deleted.
Because in 100% intelligence, the author immediately understands how low-level and boring these updates are.
He wants an immortal classic that shines in every word, not an ordinary update without a flash of more than a hundred chapters.
Over time, the writers on the street no longer have to waste time and rack their brains.
The noise in the coffee shop is quite noisy, mainly from people running wild on the street outside, roaring, venting, and feeling the feeling of a shofar patient.
Or looking up and waiting, longing for the sudden appearance of the abdominal muscle brother.
Not surprisingly, the tweeters in supermarkets and shopping malls are out of stock today.
In today's era, who cares about hundreds of dollars of cheap industrial products?
The author of "Push Street" is sipping coffee and looking at the large laptop. This is the latest product that has just been launched. It is worth a year's welfare for ordinary people, 60,000 yuan.
Therefore, of course, it is made by Abdomina Company. Its performance is so powerful that it can be called "stunned" and "love is like a tide."
Because he is a flawless superman who is very famous nearby, and is a successful superman who brought a superman family, the author of the street has many fans in coffee shops, such as a beautiful girl who runs a coffee shop.
It's a pity that the street writer saw people's smiles and tried hard to dress up her face, but at first glance she saw countless parasites on the tip of the girl's nose.
There was no interest at all. Besides, his wife is Superman.
In a pair of laptops that are quickly controlled by perfect hands, the Internet has been screaming, howling, and desperate wailing for almost half a day.
To explain further, the screams come from the moments of success of the aunts on major new video websites.
The ghost cries the wolf howling on the next street that is not prosperous but today is noisy; there are countless Internet idiots who are really too excited.
Men and women, young and old.
After the Abdomen has assigned the list, the people of the whole country will compete for 2 million cakes. Two billion people competed for two million cakes.
At any rate, the author "often" takes genius brain pills. Therefore, a lot of IQs that were originally stupid enough have been developed.
Therefore, when I think about it with my butt, I immediately figured out the chance for everyone to be 0.00. thousandth.
This is a very "hopeful" cake opportunity.
To know the current big lottery, there is a chance of one in tens of millions!
Anyone who has bought lottery tickets or big lotteries can immediately figure out what is the chance of one in a thousand?
As long as you are a little lucky, you can win!
It is equivalent to a school with five thousand students, not to mention dozens of people winning the prize!
Rather than a conservative calculation, it is 5 students.
Because these are 2 million cakes, put in the whole society, not 5 cakes in a school.
But it is also possible that no one wins a prize in a town of 10,000 people.
So how excited the idiots are.
There is no need to explain the desperate wailing, it comes from those who are known to be eliminated.
"Hey! I'm smart." On the laptop, in my most important QQ chat room, there was a street designer speaking, and at the same time he made a triumphant QQ expression.
The writer on the street smiled and quickly typed, "Although we have cleaned up some opponents, we have just started. How many citizenship documents did you get?"
The citizenship certificate of Huaxia Kingdom is at this moment the most valuable citizenship certificate in the world, even in this universe.
For babies born in China, they automatically have citizenship certificates at birth.
At the same time, through certain conditions, foreign babies born in China can obtain citizenship certificates through active application.
As a result, it also caused the world's largest pregnant woman smuggling. Because when the baby becomes a citizen of China, the parents automatically obtain the right of abode in China.
It is equivalent to giving birth in heaven, and then you can stay in heaven forever by being a good citizen.
Oh, it is the most overbearing country without human rights left in the mouth of the Western media.
Not surprisingly, all the elites of the writers on the street have joined in targeting the "public knowledge", "criminals", "leader party", "cents", "freedom eagers", "mad dogs"... etc. There is usually no problem. But as long as someone incites at a critical moment, normal people across the country will immediately take a united attack.
Because I stood on the moral commanding heights and defended the interests of the motherland and the great alliance.
The opportunity to expel these people can also forcibly wipe out the power of their families.
China is a country with a large population. You, an old professor, are well-known, so it's rare to say that the population of No. 100 is dragged down and the opportunity to get the "cake" is forcibly cancelled.
Because you don’t need this country, why do you need this country’s "cake"?
And your family, of course, does not need it, because your family gets the "cake", which means you benefit from it. So, have the people of the whole country been beaten in the face?
Good people and good people did not eat cake, you traitor, Pioneer did eat "cake"?
Now that the list has been confirmed, more than 500 million people were kicked out!
500 million people!
This shows how barbarous Internet violence is. It can be seen that some people will always pay a price for the changes that high technology brings to their lives, and as long as most people benefit, this attack system takes shape.
"That's it! Great!"
After talking about the number of certificates, the street painter gave a conclusion.
The author of "Push Street" deeply agrees, but took a deep breath, and quickly typed, "This has increased the chances of success for all of us. Success is yet to come, what kind of cake will Abdomen Brother give out? Distribution method? It is worth looking forward to."
The street sculptor said, "It must be a lottery. It is most likely a lottery on the Internet. But I am afraid that these gifts will be put on the celebration of the baby of the 2nd wave of abdominal muscles."
"This is impossible."
All of them denied that the author was about to type, and suddenly saw the long-awaited official website of Abdomen, and a new web page that was approved immediately bounced out.
Suddenly, the coffee shop became silent for an instant, and the streets outside also became silent.
"it has started!"
The guys rushing and roaring immediately sat down and opened their portable foldable laptops or electronic devices with Internet access.
This is the most prosperous region on earth, and there is no one in southern China. Therefore, the satellite signal can be smoothly received by you or him in the underground waterway without any influence.
This is a simple web page, which explains the distribution of the "cake" this time...
The writer on the street panicked, and the abs did not disappoint. It turned out to be an impeccably perfect lottery!
"Cake" takes in "citizen certificate" to get a chance to win a prize.
There are ten kinds of prizes, and the first prize is of course "cake". Regardless of skill level. Skills are also drawn after winning the grand prize.
The 20 million second prizes turned out to be extremely precious demon jewelry!
The author screamed at the girls in the coffee shop and glanced quickly. He did not expect that there are a lot of demon jewelry in the storage space of Brother Abdomen.
The latest discovery. And it comes from a kind of demon Ming similar to "undersea city".
Therefore, the big devil pearls (in fact, the ordinary Styx pearls) and hot pearls are not only magnificent, but also so big that you will be distraught at a glance, and you can't dream of accepting the generosity of Abdomen for the people!
What a surprise.
So everyone has a prize, that is, a citizenship certificate, all representing an unknown prize.
As for what the prize is, it depends on your luck index.
"The prize draw!"
"The prize draw!"
"The prize draw!"
"Quickly enter your citizenship certificate!"
Inside and outside the coffee shop, it was boiling. It seems that today will not be quiet.
The writer on the street entered his citizenship certificate as quickly as possible. He was still asking how many citizenship certificates everyone had obtained and the number of himself, so he avoided talking about it because he only had one copy.
The citizenship certificate of his wife and children. Now the children know that they can
become a god
by doing it themselves!
The wife does not need to count on it. Although she has become a superhuman being, who doesn't want to go further, not to mention the fact that the wife does not have to take the author's citizenship certificate, which is already "extraordinarily generous."
"Identity confirmation! Good luck."
On citizen certificates, fingerprints are now recorded on China’s major computer systems, and this kind of lottery undoubtedly requires checking fingerprints on modern computers to confirm identity.
This prevents someone from using their citizenship documents.
"I'm a mess, when did I become known? You are paralyzed! I was young and ignorant and posted some shit, bastard."
That's right. Inside the coffee shop and outside the shop, the guys with unnatural expressions are now crying. Many people kneel on the street, crazy.
"I'm even more wronged, grass, my stupid brother has led the way, it's nothing to do with me~"
"His, his, his!"
"Can't play like this!"
"Protest, protest, protest, this deprives us of our power!"
The more wronged were born. They really wanted to cry without tears, because the tears in their hearts had dried up.
In the coffee shop, a middle-aged man with the appearance of a professor looked at his black laptop intently and said, "Posting more than 500 posts, or spreading rumors on Weibo. Replying to more than 10,000 publicly known posts. Be a publicly known navy. Be a lead. Dang. Every Hua must turn against... Wait, wait, the'gift' will be cancelled. Yes, this is the'gift' of Brother Abs. How he wants to give it is his power."
"This is what I said above, regardless of my business."
The middle-aged man added a sentence at the end, and those eyes that almost wanted to kill suddenly became quite helpless.
Yes, the hope is shattered, I have committed a scumbag or my own brother, elders, and even offspring... so I hurt myself.
And this is a personal gift from Brother Abdominals, and not a benefit of the country to the people of the whole country.
The author of the street smiled slightly, an incompetent boy, still did not understand? It is precisely these that we will engage you.
This is not a question of whether or not it is publicly known, but to exclude some people and increase the number of places for most people.
It has nothing to do with stand, right or wrong, just want to eat it yourself, cake!
Smiled again, the author felt very good at himself and clicked the prize draw.
This is a sudden draw ~EbookFREE.me~ according to probability, it is divided into ten.
Of course everyone wants...
"his!"
"It's really...not awesome!"
The ecstasy instantly turned into "slightly" and "slightly" regrets. While the author put away the computer, he said, "I won the second prize, I'm going home to find my wife to celebrate!"
In the coffee shop, all beings were in various forms, but the desperate and no chance person glanced at him.
Silly, you don't have to pretend you won the first prize.
We are mortals, you are superman!
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