Chapter 103: Crazy He Ming

Catkins ate the King Murong's party and drank the +30 dead man's wine, so the body is super good, unlike the past, more beautiful and sexy. He Ming waited for a toilet, and immediately went in, took out the youth powder and let the catkins it, saying that it was a pre-means of youth water, watching her become only about twenty years old, very young, and even appeared pure color . He took out the Da Snake brand youth water, and said: "Sister-in-law wipe it out, I will wait for you outside.
　　 The catkins nodded gratefully. How could He Ming dare to stay? He walked out immediately and waited a few minutes. After a few minutes, the new catkins came out, gave the bottle to Master He Mingkang, and returned to the room together.
When Situ Haoran saw his wife, he immediately rushed forward, gnawing and biting, Liu Xu laughed. Here are boys and girls. Seeing a big beautiful woman is younger and more beautiful, and he was wet kissed on the spot. It was really exciting. , Some boys directly covered their lower body with quilts, looking awkward, wanting to see but afraid of making a fool of themselves.
　　 He Ming grabbed Situ Haoran by the neck, grabbed him into the toilet, and asked him to some powder. He immediately said, "Brother, sucking powder shouldn't be done! But I like it!"
"The prerequisite means of youth water, don't get me wrong. Remember to keep it secret, nonsense, the internal guard is not a decoration. I have been promoted to a colonel, and I will catch you in one sentence!" He Ming's threat was useless to Situ Haoran, and he vigorously wiped his youth Water, don't cherish at all, He Ming tried his best not to let him waste, this bastard, it's not his own thing that doesn't cherish!
　　 Situ Haoran, who was younger, finally remembered his mother. He just carried the old lady from the bed and put it in front of He Ming. Can you watch it?
He Ming shrugged, sucked some powder on the old lady, and pretended to wipe some youthful water to regain her youth. The old lady recovered for more than 20 years and became a middle-aged woman. She looked good, and she woke up like a dream. , Staring at Situ Haoran suddenly said: "Haoran? Where am I? Very magnificent... the toilet?"
　　 Mom recovered? Situ Haoran was taken aback, and immediately said, "Mom, let's go to heaven!"
　　He Ming kicked his and explained it. The old lady was stunned for a long time and looked at He Ming repeatedly until someone outside the toilet shouted: "Hurry up, inside, don't sit on the toilet and look at things!"
　　 had to go out first. In the aisle, the old lady suddenly grasped He Ming's hand tightly and said with great gratitude: "Thank you so much! You are a great person! Thank you so much! Haoran kneel down for me and give your benefactor a kowtow!"
　　 He Ming even said no need, Situ Haoran immediately kowtow, He Ming also knelt down and stared at him in a low voice: "Aren't you cursing me?! You are older than me and you kowtow to me?!"
　　 "Brother, it's not that the younger brother is willing to kowtow to you. Seeing you are tall and majestic, your legs are soft!"
　　 "Soft your brother!" He Ming gave Situ Haoran a fierce look, and he jumped up immediately! Then sent the old lady back to the room, comforted a few words, let her continue to rest.
　　 was much younger. Like 20-year-old Situ Haoran, she returned to the room triumphantly, and told the catkins that after using the youth water, mom’s dementia was OK. The catkins were extremely happy, better than the moment when they got the big diamond, and thanked He Ming again and again.
　　 He Ming picks his nose, Situ Haoran, this is very lucky, his wife is a good wife and mother!
　　 But after these things, the young people, boys and girls in the room are upset, clamoring for us to benefit.
　　 are all my own relatives, cousins, cousins, etc., definitely more related than He Xiaoqian's family.
　　 He Ming completely emptied the high-end jewelry in the backpack. Everyone has made a fortune. All of them are extremely happy and greedy boys and girls fall in love with the renminbi in He Ming's backpack.
　　 There are more than 70 young relatives, and it is not ideal to divide the money. He Ming shouted: "I still use the money. Then, I will transfer one hundred thousand to everyone's bank card! Get the account number!"
　　 "Five hundred thousand! Give He Longhao five million! We want one tenth!"
Someone called out one million, thinking that He Ming would still bargain, but he didn’t expect to agree. He Ming’s appearance hurts, but his heart chuckles. I still want to give you one million to change the face of your family. small!
　　He Ming, these relatives are very poor, half of them don’t have bank cards, but it doesn’t matter, the Huaxia Bank in this world is very advanced and developed. Telephone transfers and online transfers are very fast, and this is the information that He Ming used to receive huge sums of money in the past few minutes.
　　Therefore, there is a kind of virtual account. You can set the account password directly through the Internet, and then you can go to the bank to make a bank card, or you can directly fill in the bill to withdraw money, or conduct online transactions. All the functions of normal bank card ownership are owned. So half of the relatives got 500,000 yuan through this virtual account. The youngest nephews were only seven years old, younger than the youngest nephew on the first day of the new year, and they all instantly became rich in 500,000 yuan. people.
　　 But He Ming knows that these money cannot be kept. A family with an annual income of tens of thousands of dollars is not a net income. How can it cause children to mess around with half a million?
He Mingcai ignored the rest. He looked at the bank balance. There were 74 500,000, which was 37 million. The balance in the bank account was 3.095 billion, so it was 3.136 billion. Quite a lot, because the auction of youth water was 78 million. The account has been received, indicating that the customer has used it and is very satisfied.
　　He Ming is also very satisfied. It's very good to be an officer. He can deliver goods casually and go online quickly.
After the money was divided, everyone was very happy. He Ming also distributed 20,000 yuan to some cousins, nieces, nephews who were destined to not keep the money, and spent more than 200,000 yuan, saying: "This point The money is hidden by yourself. Don’t tell me it will hurt my face!"
　　 "Uncle can't do it!"
　　 Everyone yelled happily and went back to their own bed, then immediately turned on the laptop and continued to surf the Internet. He Ming looked at the time at 10:39. It was almost eleven. His time was precious and he was about to leave. The second sister He Fang put away two big diamonds, drinking a glass of orange juice from the maid, and pulling He Ming. When I got to bed, I skillfully opened my laptop and started surfing the Internet.
　　 He Xiaoqian, He Longhao and his sister Hua girlfriend also went to bed, eating snacks and started turning on the computer. Situ Haoran was on the quilt on the side of the bed, and his wife was holding his arms to openly move his magic hand under the quilt, but his eyes were fixed on the computer screen.
　　 The largest desktop computer originally belonged to the second sister He Fang, showing the status of the eldest sister, but now it is handed over to He Ming.
He Ming was puzzled, turned on the computer, and asked, "What are you doing? Why don't you dance anymore?" More than 70 people stayed in this room, using more than 70 laptops to surf the Internet together, and everyone had a small stool. Used to put the mouse. Fortunately, the room is big enough and doesn't look boring.
　　 Second sister He Fang smiled mysteriously at He Ming: "Dear, you will know soon!"
Everyone snickered. He Ming had to go online to check out the new youth water auction. It was more than four hours before the end. The time set this time was relatively long. Even so, with the sky-high price of 42 million, countless comments were shocked. Many people predicted that the news spread and some big crocodiles began to compete.
　　 has been on the homepage, you and mine are advertised crazy on Taobao, and the transaction is 78 million! How many people envy and hate!
　　 He Ming’s hilarious commercial and five other commercials for beautiful women are also very popular. The video site also laughed from ear to ear.
He Ming also found the before and after photos of the first auctioneer, a lady in her thirties who did not show her face, only her arms and legs were exposed. They were all beautiful, but even if they were well maintained before use It's not too delicate anymore. After using it, she feels like a young girl without makeup. Suddenly, this woman is also hot, and she has a nickname of 78 million big sister! Queen of beautiful legs! Seek to support! !
　　 At this time, He Xiaoqian snuggled over, clicked an icon, and immediately entered a game website.
　　The pictures are exquisite and the production is magnificent. He Ming knows that it is Nanxianweng Game at a glance. The world-famous game manufacturer has created countless classics because of the huge power of a country.
He Xiaoqian began to enter the user name and password, clicked to log in, and smiled and said: "Brother, this is your diamond account. This is the hottest online game this year, Silent Dungeon, using the DND system, which is very exciting. Today is China Citi's European Union... will be issued together. The spokesperson of the Huaxia District is Brother Ab, hehe, that is, brother. The service will be available at 10:45 tonight."
　　 "Oh oh oh, long live the service! Oh oh, long live the abdominal muscles!" everyone shouted, and counted down several minutes and seconds.
"No way?"
　　 He Ming looks at the pictures on the homepage of the website, which is exactly the terrifying picture of him berserking the cyclops. Immediately turned to look at the second sister He Fang, she spread out her hands and shrugged, and said, "Xiao Ming, I helped you get the endorsement. It has increased the reputation, how great, and gave back several diamond-level accounts, one hundred The golden account has benefited everyone."
　　 He Longhao stared at the laptop screen and shouted: "That's right, clap your hands and applaud for the great legend of our old He family, the abs! There is no diamond without the abs!"
　　 "If you don't have an abs, you don't have a diamond number!" Everyone sang and applauded, including several nieces and nephews, but their eyes were fixed on the computer.
　　 He Ming was helpless. At this time, the phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was Guo Bang. He shouted on the other side of the phone: "The Silent Dungeon is about to open. Let's go online for a carnival."
　　 He Ming still wanted to find him, and asked his location, and said: "I spoke for the dungeon? There is a diamond number, you know."
　　 "Of course I know, it would be great if you were online! Okay, see you in the game!"
　　 Guo Bang hung up, and when He Ming saw that the time was close to the countdown, everyone shouted, 59, 58...
　　 He Ming gave a wry smile, as for such passion? At the end of the time, everyone logged in frantically, and immediately someone shouted: "X, busy! How many people?! I'm a golden account!"
　　 He Ming, with a single tap, went in, in a quiet style, behind a decayed building, a few people slowly walked out of it, without saying anything, to establish new characters.
　　He Ming immediately chose the knight. Just kidding, his game name is Hey, Abdomen. Of course, he has to choose the righteous knight as an example.
　　 He Ming directly selected the knight to go in to shake the attributes, and he shook 54 points after shaking it once, of which strength was ten points, and his physique ten points. He Xiaoqian immediately saw him and screamed.
　　 He Ming hurriedly turned around and said, "What's the matter, sister?"
"Brother, you shook your attributes to 54 points?" He Xiaoqian couldn't believe her eyes. When the others heard this, He Fang immediately stunned and said, "What? A total of 60 attributes, you The kid shakes 54 o'clock? Other talents fluctuate around 30 to 40. I shake it for an hour when I test the suit, and the best is 43 o'clock! Hey hey, what do you want to do? Don't fool!"
He Ming picked his nose and clicked to shake his attributes again. He Longhao screamed and said, "My heart is broken, 54 points, and the knight with ten points of strength and physique is—what, TMD, 53 points?! Row?"
　　 The people in the room were going crazy, Situ Haoran knelt on the bed, kissed He Ming fiercely, shook the hand of the mouse, and said excitedly: "God of luck, hand of magic! This is the magic of big brother! Big brother is really big brother!"
He Ming pushed Situ Haoran away, causing him to fall on his wife Catkins under the bed, and then clicked in the desperate eyes of others to shake the attribute again, it was 55 points, everyone had no time to scream, He Ming clicked again , Shake 49 o'clock, continue, 57 o'clock.
This time everyone was crazy to stop He Ming from canceling. He Ming's hands and feet were held down by He Xiaoqian and second sister He Fang. With his face, he felt the second sister He Fang's physique became stronger and began to plump breasts, and said with a lewd smile: " Xiaohao, shake it."
He Longhao's eyes lit up, full of confidence ~EbookFREE.me~ He also thought that there was a problem with He Ming's account, and his luck had been very good. As a result, he shook it, 21 o'clock, continue, 22 o'clock... Everyone was dumbfounded, how to answer thing? Second sister He Fang tried, tragedy, 18 points, almost the lowest, an average of three points for each attribute, super useless.
　　 He Xiaoqian, Situ Haoran, and some little nieces also tried it, but none exceeded 35 points.
　　 He Ming happily shook his finger and said, "NONONO, you are too weak."
　　 As he said, He Ming shook again, at 52 o'clock, and continued to shake. After more than ten times, He Ming shook to 59, only a little lack of intelligence. Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe it!
　　 This time, He Ming clicked OK. Everyone was relieved and washed out 59 points. Many people are going crazy? Can't sleep? He Ming started to shake his expertise. Everyone looked at him with super worshiping eyes, and ignored their own numbers. They feel that a miracle will happen again, no, a miracle!
　　 Sure enough, He Ming shook out five specialties, the best one, everyone was speechless, He Fang logged in, and immediately selected the thief, shook his attributes, and at 23 o'clock, he immediately pulled He Ming to let him shake.
　　 He Ming moves the mouse, one click, 60 points. He Fang directly grabbed He Ming's hand and solemnly said: "Don't move. Sister will cry a lot... Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!" He Ming shook the top five specialties again, He Fang It's almost laughable!
　　 and the others in the room shouted into a ball:
　　 "Brother! Brother! Great! Come on to me! Brother!"
　　 "Uncle, shake me! Uncle. Uuuuuu!"
　　 He Ming smiled and gave a few little nieces who were about to cry first. It was really funny. It turned out that 22 dark troll soul gold coins with great luck in the wallet were so strong! Hahahahaha!