Chapter 13: Accidentally hit

Today’s New Year’s Eve is the most exciting and peculiar New Year’s Eve in He Ming’s 20 years. Because at five o'clock that day, he first met with the secretary of the provincial party committee who came to the party. Experts appraised it overnight, which can prove to be Paleolithic ape skulls, whole body bones, and scattered pale stone tools. Incredibly complete, it has great research and historical value on the origin of mankind and ancient humans.
　　 However, after digging overnight, the expert team was very puzzled, because they had no other discoveries. It seemed that He Ming had dug out all the valuable things by himself.
　　Some experts said this problem, He Ming of course understood what was going on, because he only needed to look for it directly according to the light, no expert carefully dug it up, the result was just a stone.
　　 However, this remains of ape-man skull is quite peculiar. It is not in the soil layer, but in the root system of a big tree. It is very well protected, with almost no disintegration. It is the most complete ape-man skull that experts have ever seen.
　　 Experts including Huang Lao repeatedly asked He Ming how he discovered it.
He Ming shrugged, repeated the words, said it countless times, even he believed it, he felt that there were good things under the big tree, so he cut the big tree, digging, and then it rained, and the rotting tree was washed away. The skull revealing the inside came.
　　God, everyone looked at each other, and Huang Xuexiong asked a wonderful question: "It was raining heavily at the time, and the pit was deep and big. How could you have the courage to jump in and find such an important ape-man skull?"
　　 He Ming’s answer is even more exciting: "I want to get rich and sell it to you."
　　The experts were speechless, and went back to continue researching. At this time, a large group of reporters came up again.
　　 "Hello He Ming, I am a CCTV reporter. I want to ask, as the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Malan Mountain, how do you feel about it."
　　 CCTV interview, this is a big deal. He Mingqing cleared his voice, but found that he was still wearing yesterday's old clothes, he knew how proud he was wearing a LV. He Mingdao: "First of all, I want to thank the party, the great motherland, and the people. I am a people cultivated by the party. I am the son of the great motherland. I love the motherland deeply... As for how I discovered the monuments, I don’t know. How I found it, I can only say that I came, I found it. I'm too curious, am I?"
The CCTV reporter was a bit speechless, and said: "As far as we know, you are a junior, specializing in psychology. But your level of cultural relic identification and field exploration is very amazing. According to Professor Huang Sen, you I have discovered tens of millions of superb porcelain. May I ask, how did you do it?"
Ghosts have cultural relics and field exploration. He Ming said: "First of all, I want to thank my instructor, Mr. Chen Sanping, who is a professor of psychology at Songjiang Fuxing University. He is a very knowledgeable person. He has taught me many things. I also want to thank my professor of history, Professor Gao Aiguo, who taught me that history is truth and history is wealth. Finally, I want to thank my life instructor. He is a candle that serves the people silently and serves the people selflessly. Good party members..."
　　 Professor Chen and others mentioned by He Ming all saw He Ming's statement on the news network tonight. They were very moved and delighted to become famous. He Ming didn't expect that the discovery of the ape-man at Malan Mountain was amazing. He was interviewed by a large number of reporters for the first time, and all the words that did not go through the brain and had a strong tone of hanging silk made him instantly become popular and became the idol of the hanging silks.
　　 The CCTV reporter asked: "He Ming, what did you think when you found the ape-man skull? Are you very excited."
He Ming was eager, pretending to be full of justice, and said: "Of course, at this moment, I thought of Lei Feng, thought of all kinds of good people and good deeds, and the souls of the heroes were possessed, so I dug out the apes in the heavy rain. The skull was protected. I took off my Versace undershirt and made it into a sack. How many sack of Versace undershirt for 5500 yuan, how many in life?"
The CCTV reporter was speechless, but she found that they were all wearing thick down jackets. Only He Ming wore a thin dress when he got up. He couldn't help asking: "He Ming is now 3 degrees below zero. You only wear a single coat, why not? It’s cold. Do you have your own unique secret?"
　　 He Ming pretended to say affectionately: "Because my heart is hot, I love this land deeply... Ah, if I were a bird..." He Ming said and read a poem he had read.
　　 The reporters were speechless.
　　 Even though today is New Year’s Eve, the discovery of the ape-man at Malan Mountain still caused a sensation in the city and quickly affected the country and spread to the world. Then He Ming "greeted" the secretary of the municipal party committee and other leaders one by one, expressed cordial greetings, and had lunch with the big shots. He didn't return to his new home until three in the afternoon after eating and drinking.
　　 When He Ming drove his motorcycle through the gate, the security guard opened the door and shouted: "He Shao, you are on TV!"
　　 He Ming took a look, and sure enough, on the TV, the city’s TV station was showing the scene of the ape man discovery, as well as He Ming’s interview, and the moment He Ming opened the sack made of Versace sweatshirts, revealing the ape man’s skull.
　　 He Ming hurriedly returned to his new home. The family gathered in front of the large TV in the living room. He Ming was talking on it.
"What cultural relics are, don’t ask me. Cultural relics are cultural relics. Everyone has an answer about cultural relics. Seeing Brokeback Mountain, the director said that everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their heart, so I want to say everyone There is a cultural relic complex in my heart. Thank you."
　　He Minghan is dead. This is exactly what he just said casually, because someone asked him how to understand the cultural relics.
　　The family saw He Ming, "Look, the great archaeologist is back!" The young version of Dad He came over, took the wine glass, and said, "Come on, to the archaeologist."
　　 He Ming looked at Dad He who was about 25 years old and still deliberately dressed up, really speechless.
　　 All of a sudden, the family is young, and it feels weird. The familiar appearance suddenly disappeared.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
　　 He Ming said: "Is it hot on the Internet?"
He Ma also loves to surf the Internet, covering her mouth with a smile: "You appeared on TV in the morning, and you talked nonsense. And it's very hypocritical. The expression is really hypocritical. So it's very popular on the Internet. Everyone will give it to you. He has gained countless nicknames. Lie, discover the emperor, grow up to be the emperor. The macho brother."
　　 He Ming hurriedly surfed the Internet. As expected, in the news of the Malanshan Orangutan, he became very hot. His slanderous words in the morning turned into super hot videos. Once very pornographic and violent sweeping the Internet, He Ming said hundreds of classics that are no less than very pornographic and violent.
　　 You ask me how I discovered it. When I came, I found out. To be honest, I like to pee on the big tree. When peeing, I think the big tree has something. That's it.
　　As the discoverer of the ape-man skull, I was not proud of it. At that moment, I only had the pride of the great and sacred motherland. We are one of the origins of human civilization, maybe one can be removed!
　　 Huaxia is the greatest, I am from Huaxia.
　　 I'll take a sip of water and ask questions. (In the video, He Ming drank three bottles of mineral water in one gulp. At that time, he did show off.) This behavior gave He Ming a new nickname—Three Bottles of Emperor. Many people tried, but they couldn't drink three bottles in one go.
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Speechless, sitting in front of the computer, He Ming saw all kinds of news. He was the kind of person that reporters liked most. When he was excited, he said all classic words, which caused a lot of viewership. Of course, the news media and audiences Laughing to death, this New Year's Eve is really happy.
　　 He Ming sighed and turned on the phone. For the first time, he saw that the short message box was full and hundreds of missed calls. Most of them are classmates, but also friends, or relatives who don’t communicate frequently.
　　 He Ming only looked at his friend's and responded to the call, but the others ignored it. However, his best friend is Guo Bang alone.
　　 At this time, the second sister He Fang came over excitedly and said, "Look at He Ming."
　　 He Ming clicked on He Ming, and I was shocked. There were countless posts and bar members. The top one was one post. The spokesperson is the bar master, and found that the emperor's sister Fangfang is the second sister who is by her side at the moment.
He Ming clicked on that post, my god, it’s all photos of luxury goods. The idea is that He Ming broke out and bought it to me, Lamborghini, and finally, there is a box of gold ingots and silver ingots necklaces and rings. . The latest update is the photo of He Ming just taken.
　　 Usually a post, there is a Lamborghini, or luxury handbags, ready-to-wear, watches, etc., already have popular elements. But in this post, the second sister, He Fang, piled a lot of luxury beds into a hill, and took a lot of pictures of brand new Lamborghini.
　　 is extremely hot and exciting.
　　 As soon as He Ming finished reading it, the second sister He Fang, who was using a laptop to surf the Internet, got even more enthusiastic. He updated the photos of the luxurious villa again, which caused a lot of envy, jealousy and hatred.
　　 "Come on, you take off your clothes. With your upper body naked, let me take pictures." He Fang said with a high-end camera. Those are a few high-end cameras that He Ming bought during the purchase.
　　 He Ming puzzled: "What are you doing?"
　　 He Fang said: "You have a big nickname on the Internet. You say you don't invade the heat and cold. In winter, you wear a single shirt and have a strong physique. Everyone asked me to send a picture of your naked upper body."
　　 He Ming said: "Why, do you post when they ask you to post?"
He Fang cast a contemptuous look and said, "You don't understand whether the Internet is right or not. If you don't add fuel to the fire to increase the sensation, when the limelight passes, someone will ask He Ming who is the emperor? Who is the hypocritical emperor? Who remembers! Either become a god, or become a worm. My sister has sacrificed her hue to send beautiful legs."
　　 Hell, it's crazy, He Ming knew that the second sister was crazy, and no one could stop. He took off his shirt obediently.
　　 He Fang wowed and said, "Brother, when did you become strong? You left half a year ago. You weren't like that." He said happily and kept patting, and he made He Ming put on a healthy posture.
　　The muscles produced by practicing toad gong are different from bodybuilding exercises. They are strong and natural, and look beautiful. Strong arms, wide back muscles, well-developed chest muscles, particularly strong abdominal muscles, there are blocks of mass muscles the size of a fist, even for bodybuilders, mass abdominal muscles are not necessarily talented and high-intensity exercise. Can be exercised.
　　 But the toad work originates from the kidneys in the abdomen, so the abdomen receives the most impact, so it is particularly strong. In just a few days, He Ming has the fist-big muscles that bodybuilding experts envy.
　　 It is conceivable that when these pictures were posted, the Internet exclaimed that they were perfect, unbelievable and unbelievable.
　　 Someone spoke, He Ming claimed to be Diaosi, this is a shocking counterattack of Diaosi.
There are countless female baristas who have made He Ming’s abdominal muscles into avatars. Without questioning, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com He Ming’s upper body photo will be the most downloaded picture in today’s collection. One!
　　 In an instant, He Ming has a few more nicknames, the Abdominal Devil, the favorite of comrades. none of them!
　　 He Fang laughed loudly in front of the computer, and He Ming also found it interesting. Because to a certain extent, the siblings have very crazy personalities. There are people who think that they are not crazy when they are young, but they are crazy when they are old.
　　 Post it crazy, asking for photos of only underwear.
　　 He Ming felt bad, turned around and saw the second sister sneer holding the camera. He Ming guarded his pants and said, "I'm still a virgin and don't have a girlfriend. If you do this, maybe I won't find a girlfriend."
He Fang smiled and said, "Great, I can declare that you are still a virgin. And, don't worry, baby, you don't know how hot you are. There are already a million women in the country already worshipping under your abdominal muscles. Put your pants on. Take it off!"
　　 He Ming got up and sneered, "Okay, you forced me." He took off his shoes and socks to untie the belt. He knew that this would cause a greater sensation, because he practiced toad gong and his little brother became huge. The caterpillar in sleep is now comparable to the "wake up dragon" of ordinary people.
　　 He Ming took off his pants, He Fang took a breath, but she was very professional and kept He Ming in various gestures.
　　 When these pictures were posted, someone asked a question unanimously. He Ming’s little brother was asleep or awake. The answer was to fall asleep, someone immediately said, I finally understand why the emperor is still a virgin,
　　Because he can only choose European and American MM to break the place, otherwise he will kill him. Therefore, a more popular nickname instantly surpassed the hypocritical emperor, and it was discovered that the emperor, the macho brother, was placed on He Ming's head, which exploded the entire Internet and pushed today's affairs to a climax.
　　 Hanging Emperor.