Chapter 1521: "Family has a cheap dog" incident (Part 1)

The end of the world predicted by the happy and happy Maya in the kingdom of the dead is just an international joke that has cooled down for a long time. In 2012, I spent most of the world in the flames of war and will never come back.
2013 officially arrived, and He Ming was still eating, drinking, and having fun on New Year's Day and had no idea of ​​going to the earth to make a New Year's Day feast.
It is true that the female version of Toad Kungfu is now the most, most, and most indispensable
thing
on that blue planet. There is absolutely no one.
Yes, it doesn’t matter if a man is ugly, especially in this new world. As long as the ugly man has a net worth of tens of billions and a small toad skill, his appearance will suddenly become strange and special. Many young models are more exciting. Ideas.
But women must not be ugly. This can determine their fate. Don’t believe in the ghostly saying that women change the world and lead the world. Throughout history, women really want to be in position. For example, Wu Zetian was also first with a very moving appearance.
He Ming ignored the women all over the world, ordinary women screamed and burst into tears.
It’s true that the female version of toad is so easy to practice that it only requires a little energy from the abdominal muscles?
In fact, even the energy of a cell is not used. But He Mingcai would not do stupid things. Moreover, it is not the cultivation of human beings on the earth. There are many invisible beings. Higher beings are waiting around the earth day and night. As long as he initiates the practice, countless lives are crowded so that the earth humans understand the truth and will not take any pride in their population. Thoughts.
What's more, once the gainer becomes a female toad. Immediately stand on the opposite side of ordinary women.
This is the same principle as countless toad gong masters requesting the abdominal muscle brother not to continue the toad gong practice meeting: things are precious, people need class, and machos need losers. The rich second generation needs hanging silk, flowers need green leaves, and beautiful women need cow dung.
In the extremely huge new home, a land of sand under the vast sky, it is a beautiful resort, I saw the breeze of the perfect life planet blowing through a low and beautiful park, and the left side is as big as a world Ocean beach mansion area. Among the star-studded mansions, there is He Ming's home.
On the right is the dark forest and grassland in the breeze. hills. Above is also countless beautiful mansions.
A little farther away, there are deserts, wild sands, high mountains, flat lakes, and strange peaks. And under the sky. The fiery red, beautiful and huge scorching sun creates an aesthetic that resembles the ends of the world.
In a big pavilion in this park, all kinds of cute pets sleep all around, because it's still morning.
Universe-level precious flowers can be seen everywhere. Inside the big pavilion is a huge and amazing sofa area with an area equal to more than a football field.
On the field on the left. He Ming had already woke up and was eating and drinking, and sitting beside him was a few fat loli and fat Zhengtai who woke up with him. There is also an only son of his own cheap brother-in-law, and two little girls, his two sisters.
The two girls have been helping their half-brother, a fat boy who is already very fat, like feeding a balloon, feeding him a lot of food.
Due to the super foodie attributes, this little fat boy has become particularly close friends with He Ming and a few foodie fat Lori Fat Zhengtai.
He Ming also didn't expect that this baby who was just born with amazing aura would become such a fat little boy in a short time.
However, the little fat boy has already used the high-level supreme power system meticulously prepared for him. Now he can digest too much. The reason why he changed his body shape into this state unknowingly is because he obviously feels the elders I like him like this, so I become this one step by step.
Otherwise, no matter how much food you eat, you can easily digest it if you want to digest it. Of course, He Ming thinks that children always have simple minds, no matter what kind of super wisdom they have, but if super wisdom is not inspired, he will never reach adulthood. The human mind does not make full use of super wisdom.
"Hey, let you watch a mortal."
Wake up early in the morning, eating and drinking, He Ming is doing some interesting work at a certain point in the literary world of the stalls on the earth.
That's right, they updated several books of universe-level stall literature with hundreds of millions of words in one breath.
Publish once, finish this once.
By the way, it is also on the shelves instantly. It is a great honor, after all, other hacker authors do not have this technique.
This incomparable literary masterpiece, there are more and more obsessed and addicted to this kind of literature all over the world, especially after taking the genius brain pill, they can understand this kind of literature and art that makes oneself desperate because it is impossible to exceed.
A Dream of Red Mansions has so many researchers, this kind of literary classics at the level of the universe, let alone hundreds of millions of people on earth and countless intelligent lives of the universe devoted time, life, passion, and soul to this.
This is a lonely and endless journey of pursuit, because when literature reaches this level, it is definitely not a literature, but a lot of things.
Things that are so complicated that they can only be described with high-level wisdom.
This is a great art that encompasses countless.
Therefore, He Ming knew that he was doing something stupid and immoral.
Because it is really a crime to let the earth humans suddenly see this kind of art, because this is a literary literature that is hard to see no matter how many years the earth humans have developed.
Of course, he dismissed it. Did he do a lot of this kind of thing? Fine works like painting are more "horrible" fine works.
He should have driven a lot of crazy monkeys who are absolutely irresponsible.
He Ming dismissed such stupid monkeys. People, especially monkeys, must be self-aware.
It's like in the old days, the fighting power of my own "one shot in the year of a show" for three days and his mother wanting to conquer Zhiling's sister? Thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. Don’t you know that people are tiger-wolves. Little rookies want to eat tiger-wolves? fart.
"Hahaha, monkeys have always been considerate and romantic."
The comments of countless monkeys did not disappoint him, not at all. There is no present and no future in the past and certainly not.
He Ming laughed so that a few fat loli and fat Zhengtai suddenly showed a rather contemptuous flat mouth expression. Oh my God, Lao Dou was playing a monkey again... early in the morning!
"Leave him alone. Eat it yourself."
Sitting on a beautiful faux fur blanket, the little fat boy looked at He Ming curiously, his eyes seemed to be the source of mystery and beauty crowded with aura.
His two elder sisters immediately picked up the new delicacy and handed it to him. The little fat boy "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
He Ming didn't care about these bad boys, he leaned on the back of the sofa. Chewing on a pie made of countless fruits and cakes, milk, etc., and drink endlessly. The drink is an oversized bottle. You can refer to oxygen tanks, or gas tanks.
He was fed up with human drink bottles!
The large amount of information on the light curtain is moved quickly with both hands.
First of all, it can be seen in a piece of color information that after the Great Battle, Smecta seemed to dominate Southeast Asia instantly. Southeast Asia became the color of the golden Smecta map. It seems to have the aesthetics of a map.
However, if you look closely, you can see the red world coalition forces, densely packed with red dots all over Southeast Asia. Going underground, the little red dots have formed a red map, or a network.
This means that Smecta needs to fight hard to seize all areas step by step, or occupy the ground, occupy the fortress without attacking the underground world.
Now the war on the earth, the underground world should be the most important battlefield. Because the superiority of the super-industrial nation in the underground world will be subject to many restrictions, robots or elite soldiers must be used to conduct underground offensive and defensive wars.
And war is omnipotent.
Then transfer to other information. I saw interesting information on the earth and the latest important information in the universe. At the end, there are countless new blockbusters, all kinds of games, and all kinds of food. He Ming only needs to move his mind. Everything is available immediately. It is wonderful. Moving super information life.
"Breakfast, I chose to watch a blockbuster movie." He Ming nodded. He hasn't gotten tired of playing Zombie Doomsday. If you play a new game, it will be difficult to pick up and play again.
This is an unimaginable game choice for humans on earth, because in the real world, immortality is permanently healthy, and every game is so fun, not to mention that humans love the new and dislike the old, so it is difficult to pick up other games after playing one.
For perfectionists and patients with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, giving up halfway is not acceptable.
According to He Ming's viewing choices, they are generally particularly exciting, particularly "hot", or particularly funny, particularly terrifying, and particularly sad types. He will only watch it when he is with his beautiful wife.
Of course, a movie will be watched for a long time.
With a single click, He Ming, a country that develops entertainment civilization and economy in Shanmeng, the latest super blockbuster has appeared.
The picture at the beginning is a particularly real look of a beautiful planet between the mountains and the sea, and the world seems to be a beautiful scene in the late autumn.
At the beginning of the movie, the content is a particularly stupid guy, who begins a particularly stupid adventure.
It's the kind of warrior adventure, and the actor's face just appears and you can feel what is true.
In less than ten minutes, He Ming almost died of laughter again. It's so funny, but the of the heroine who just came out are so "hot".
"Master, you have visitors. Important visitors."
"Quack, go on an adventure, Hot Chicken Squad!"
Suddenly there was a message in the actor's stupid lines. He Ming began to chew a bag of some kind of dried fish from the super-hot artificial universe, and immediately clicked on it with an expression that was so spicy.
He can still be "spicy", and because of the extraordinary senses, such as super taste buds, the spicy feeling is even more crooked.
No, a few fat toot second-generations who cast "admiration" glances at "Baba", they are also very hard to eat, especially spicy, or not tasty. There are also vegetables. Human mothers must force themselves to eat some of them every day, which is really miserable.
Visitors who would definitely ask for it seemed to "walk" in from outside the pavilion in a blink of an eye. He Ming was really too lazy to get up and pretend to be one or two in this environment. Anyway, there is no need, and they are not humans.
The many small fat boys who had already rushed over in the big pavilion, and many of the vixen clan who had just come to have breakfast in the same place with Brother Abs cast a curious look, suddenly showing surprise, and immediately got up to express courtesy.
Because of the extremely high status of the visitor, she is the goddess of management of the Three Ladies Kingdom, and she also belongs to the "national leader" that can often be obtained from information in the good alliance, UU reading www.uukanshu.com TV.
Unexpectedly, "she" came to visit Brother Abs.
I saw "she" wearing an ancient and mysterious uniform, and the color was full of a strange mysterious power, which made it seem like an energy group was constantly changing.
"She" was five meters tall, and came over again, looking down in front of He Ming. He Ming didn't have enough essence, she must have a creepy feeling.
"Her" features are stale and old, like an expressionless ancient goddess. Looking at her, she will never have a low-level and moving pleasure to a real goddess.
At the same time, there is nothing about the body, the lower monkeys can appreciate it, it is just a slightly stronger sports type, nothing more.
After "she" bowed her head to greet He Ming, she said in a calm, bright and melodious voice: "Great human beings, the reason why I came here and asked to see you in person is because Shanmeng asked you to investigate an incident with us. Or You can help us resolve this incident."
ps: The first one. To be continued...