Chapter 1638: Chaos (in)

More than ten seconds passed. I believe it is the most precious time from this earth to this universe. It can only be described as a historical moment. If you look at this period of history countless years later, there must be a lot of wisdom and life long songs for sorrow, countless, countless years at night.
Five chances were used, Zhao Guoming got nothing. He couldn't help but stop the lottery. His expression was painful. He grabbed his forehead with his left hand, and put his right hand into the expensive shirt. He gently grasped his purse, and suddenly he could feel a faintly faintly beautiful feeling from his palm. Electric current flows into the whole body from the palm of the palm, moisturizing the soul, subtracting a little nervousness, and restoring a rational and mirror-like calm mood.
Before long, in the small village, the sound of howling ghosts and wolves suddenly appeared. He listened in the noisy environment and immediately understood, but couldn't laugh.
This is to use the fastest speed, such as continuous lottery draws, all the prizes are drawn, and the desired is not obtained, so with the prepared tweeter, it is not silent but loudly against the sky, accusing fate and this tragic world!
Anyway, he and everyone could hear him, his voice was harsh and helpless, desperate and helpless.
This cannot be disguised. The crying and laughing of the sound comes entirely from the heart.
This is normal, and it is totally unrealistic to wish to draw the most and best prizes as quickly as possible. Can you win the lottery as soon as you buy a lottery ticket?
After all, according to the prizes, the female version of toad kungfu is impossible to obtain in a hundred times unless you are lucky, because there are only a few million on the earth, and there are more than ten million. Only half of the quantity can be consumed by humans on earth, and the other half becomes the possession of mysterious people.
Because of half the possibility. It is acquired by men, unless men want to change sex. Or there are related pursuits, otherwise you will not use the female version of toad kung fu, you will only trade it out, and use money to touch your heart and warm your life.
The mysterious people, the intelligent creatures in the real world, know well and understand that the female version of toad gong is toad gong, which is the violence and simple absorption of life energy. It is perfectly fine to be ready to become immortal to a demigod, or even a and demon.
Humans who don’t know anything about this don’t have this prerequisite at all, because some intelligent life can naturally evolve to immortal life, demigod, that is, little superman and superman, and the female toad work has been extremely successful in shortening this time. In terms of a very distant time.
More importantly, it is still "hope." In the female version of Toad Kungfu, there are too many beautiful and moving powers, and the chances of getting it are so great...It is worthy of the abdominal muscle brother, the abdominal muscle brother can do this, so generous. Such fascinating generosity, kindness, empathy, so touching, how difficult it is to make a nation!
After half a minute, with a screaming scream, it made the atmosphere of the Zhao family more like entering a pan. The excitement can also be said to be tense, and the excitement is getting stronger and more tragic.
"Damn it. I'm hit! The river is surging for three hundred years in my life, and the Lord has become a god! No, he has become a again!"
Suddenly, a loud voice blasted through the scene. At the same time, a pair of very majestic arms, raised high, are exactly like the final winner of the Texas Hold'em Tournament, or defeated World of Warcraft, and cruelly abused the stupid rich second-generation opponent.
Although it is a sudden and very loud sound, it is still full of a perfect softness of the sound, which makes people feel endless excitement immediately, but there will be no disgust, or uncomfortable feeling, or frighten children.
There is no doubt that this voice comes from that Superman boy, and only he is so strong that can make such a voice.
"Can't believe my eyes, my eyes!"
He was immediately surrounded by everyone, he was not a superman who would be crushed into meat sauce, so no one except his parents should feel distressed, screaming, but wanting and dreaming.
That's right, the meaning of Superman Boy's words turned out to be another Superman spot.
Everyone snatched his laptop, and looked at it from far to near in the chaos, suddenly dumbfounded and unbelievable.
This is a cartoon pattern, a human figure, a very ridiculous person. Not the abs, but the raffle spokesperson. Some netizens, or Internet celebrities, or celebrities provide extremely funny or well-defined image pictures of themselves, and in the end they can be selected by the abdominal muscles and can be selected.
It can be said to be the best chance to become famous overnight, and the impact is so profound that it cannot be described by money.
Generally speaking, the famous conscription posters of World War II have an attitude of "America needs you". Pointing your finger at you is very arrogant.
It is not that "the United States needs you", but that "the slave trade ship needs your participation and prosperity."
But for myself, if I pull it out by myself, I don't care at all, but I can't ask for it.
This kind of picture is only available at the beginning of the third prize. As long as it appears, it wins the third prize.
Someone rolled the picture with a finger, which was the sign of Superman's quota, and the whole house suddenly screamed.
Although it is the exquisite picture of "I Began to Become a God" that changes randomly again: a shadow-like strong as a warrior, the modern art of expression comes out of the darkness.
Someone collects such pictures. Because each one is not only brand new. Although there is only one picture, it is a perfect art without repeating it. This is the creation of a master in the real world, and it is not a small human artist like Van Gogh.
But the text will not change, the Chinese indicates that there is a superman quota. After the symbol of "", the netizens who were picked by Abdomen Brother voted a classic sentence: You won the jackpot!
In the current lottery, Abdomina has added a lot of interactive content, but a lot of interactive content is simply selected with the most votes. Generally chosen by a large number of people, it must be very simple. You can vote after seeing it for yourself. It is indispensable to "fuck..." "Oh my god." Wait, etc.
"Oh, my God." Zhao Guoming's mentality is finally out of balance. What is the reason? Won the Superman quota-no, how can someone who is already Superman... win again?
But this is luck. Someone has more than a dozen superhuman quotas in one go. But there are people in a village who have never won a Superman quota.
Parents, brothers and sisters of Superman Boy. He hugged him, kneaded and squeezed.
This is the best hero, national hero, young hero!
"Who is it for?"
"Give me give me give me give me!"
In the chaotic words, the Superman boy decisively said loudly: "I don't have any female toad skills, so this Superman will give it to my mother, and if it gets hit, it will be given to my dad."
"Oh!" Two excited responses, and a lot of disappointed low "Oh".
The female toad work started and succeeded once. That is to achieve the greatest success, many people think that it doesn’t matter whether there is superhuman power or not, and women are in a far worse situation than men in the new era, because under the conditions of the new era, men are getting more and more handsome, and they will always have money without working pockets. Otherwise, money is regularly entered in the bank account. So chic and moving.
The charm of a man doesn't matter whether it has appearance or not. The important thing is temperament, especially the temperament of the old man and the temperament of the grandfather.
Anyway, it is a kind of charm in line with genetic information, otherwise. What do men in primitive society rely on to conquer their wives in matrilineal society? It is impossible for a man in primitive society to have a little white face.
But women are different. Foreign objects can't increase the charm index. Your charm is whether you are pretty or not.
It's that simple, not pretty. Don't believe in everything else. What is the monarch, what is the furthest distance in the world...
Please believe, please believe forever. These are all the patents of sister Zhiling, not sister Feng might obtain.
And the middle-aged women in the small villages have long been hillbillies and yellow-faced women. Even if the physical condition is very good now, I start to use all kinds of makeup and maintenance, including winning a lot of money and want to sell, it can only be sold at a loss, so it is better to use the health care and makeup.
After all, when the social atmosphere is like this, "women should be kind to themselves", and with the conditions, amazing conditions, the hillbilly peasant women are also well dressed.
However, he can maintain and dress up, and it is impossible to change his weight of one hundred kilograms, a height of less than 1.6 meters, and the position of the facial features that contradict the theory of evolution.
As Superman is a Superman, Zhao Guoming must yell out his applause because he is a Superman.
Indeed, the best arrangement was made at the first sight. After all, there is only one difference between parents and parents, and there will always be only one difference, and the unparalleled filial piety is already the king of morality.
In this regard, Zhao Guoming only had his head down and became more and more flustered. What the is going on? It's impossible for Abdomen to cheat, otherwise, is this brother Abdomen's bastard? very funny!
No one can cheat on the abs, so what is going on?
Unable to understand, unacceptable!
"Come on, Xiaoli will help us draw the lottery."
Everyone is not a fool, a superman boy, a young hero finally proved himself, proved himself very successfully. Suddenly it became the biggest sweet steamed bun. Everyone wanted his finger for just one click, and then...change your life and enjoy the sweet life.
But the result is very regrettable, and then no miracle happened. Except for the old man and the old lady, the middle-aged men and women also yelled and kicked the Superman boy away, it, wasting more than ten opportunities each of us, it!
But something unbelievable happened. It was Superman's turn to draw his own lottery. He took five consecutive draws, and he made the gesture of a winner again. He raised his hands high, "Oh, the famous saying of Brother Abdomen: Invincible. Nothing is impossible. I drew a woman's toad power again. I dedicated it to my mother."
As soon as the voice fell, his father knelt on the ground. Then, closing his eyes turned into Babama’s successful election as the new president of the United States. Of course, the eyes closed and affectionate expression of winning the election night with an absolute high vote. Remember to lift your chin slightly, the hidden arrogance is also fascinating.
Anyway, all idiots like the expressions that they can't imitate, pretending to be one or two.
The father of the Superman boy knelt on the ground, his legs soft with excitement. The son's words are very clear. His mother gained the female toad power, and she gained superhuman power.
So perfect, so perfect.
"Damn!" a curse and stomping.
The Zhao family did not feel this way. The old man and the old lady were also in a dilemma. They were so excited that if it hadn't been for free medical care for the heart and atrium, a large amount of body waste was removed, and the cardiovascular function was improved, or she would have fallen to the ground holding her heart long ago.
It's really exciting.
Many middle-aged women muttered to themselves with painful faces. What the hell!
The scene has run out of control, and the huge TV is unconscious. It became a computer-like screen with a list of important prize winners.
This is the reason why everyone uses computer laptops and large-screen mobile phones to draw the lottery, because the important winning information of these tools will be sent to the TV, which is clear at a glance. It is a last resort to prevent juniors or elders from violating family interests for their own benefit.
This is another software engineer with twelve hours of talented brains. Easily designed, it became the world's most popular downloaded and most used software before the lottery started, but judging from the curses of countless netizens, I really love and hate it.
Not long after, just a few seconds later, a young man murmured and said, "I won! Twins prize."
Infected by Superman, he clutched the computer notebook in one hand. With one hand up, he knelt on the ground as soon as his legs were soft.
"What? Give us female toad power!"
The Twin Grand Prize is for a male and female toad. Anyway, I like big prizes, thick prizes, combination prizes, and multiple prizes.
He is still an ordinary man, oh, an ordinary boy in his teens, but he certainly doesn't need female toad skills. What's more wonderful. His mother had already broken up with his father, that is, divorced, although divorce in China, especially in rural areas, is a major event that can determine life and death. But his father used to be so poor that there were only two tiled houses, decorated with features: family members and four walls. But love to drink a few cups and then sleep and work? Fuck off.
In the end, for his wife's endless chatter and language attacks, his father was good at using Tyson's bright fists to greet his wife fiercely.
So this boy was just born, his mother disappeared in the third year, and his marriage was automatically dissolved after ten years.
The reason why he didn't make a formal divorce right away, but took the way of walking away, is precisely because of the clan power, his mother didn't want to be bloodied under the siege of the Zhao family, and even sighed.
With the advent of the new era, the fate of all Chinese tragic people is immediately reversed. Needless to say, his dad has long become a fan of famous wines.
Not to mention this, in any case, the opportunity for a female toad gong was emptied. The breathing of the Zhao family, especially the breathing of the middle-aged women, suddenly became much heavier.
A fat and powerful middle-aged woman rushed to hug the boy and shouted: "Xiaojian, in the past, the second aunt nurtured you in the past! Give me your female toad opportunity!"
"No, Xiaojian, my aunt helps you to go to school." Another middle-aged woman also rushed forward, and suddenly formed two fat middle-aged women with advanced clothes, but they held the teenager desperately.
This is just the beginning.
Although elementary schools don’t need money, small rural areas need transportation expenses, meals, and pocket money to get to school.
And under the care of his clan, even if he didn't have a father, he would not die of starvation, and he lived well.
It’s like spreading literature, relatives bullying relatives, it’s utterly insane. From China to any large-scale society, clan must be the first place. This is the social relationship that must exist before a primitive society to a civilized society. Otherwise, a person’s productivity is fundamental Don't want to compare with a group of people, and a person has to farm and feed himself before he can read and enlighten, but this is impossible.
"Awesome! I was hit... Ah, ah, ah, unacceptable, it's a man's toad power!"
This time it was Zhao Guoming’s obese sister. She won a coveted prize. When she clicked it, it was a man's... But her eyes lit up quickly, and she showed the expression "I'm such a super idiot." Wouldn't it be exchanged?
On the Abdomen Brothers official website, there are male and female toad gong exchanges. Although male toad gong is exchanged for female toad gong, from the point of view of value, people in the real world will not accept it at all, but in the eyes of mankind, the world ruled by men is actually male. Toad work is more precious.
Although mysteries are neurotic and male toads are worthless, do they have it?
So this kind of exchange is very many and fast, and the transaction can be completed almost instantly. In other words, if you exchange the rewards that are invisible under your citizenship but already existed at the moment of winning, you can immediately be exchanged for another gender by the system. Toad power.
Zhao Guoming’s father, uncles, and grandpas were a step too late. This younger sister immediately clicked on the exchange. In the next second, she watched the TV wall. The male toad gong under her name became the female toad gong. Guoming's father, uncles, and even the stubborn old men knelt halfway.
"Ah!" the kneeling man cried out in pain.
"Yeah!" The fat girl jumped-not a few meters high, but a few meters tall, or after practicing female toad kungfu, it must be a few meters high.
"you you you you you!"
If the lungs have capacity, Zhao Guoming's father's lungs must be detonated. He was in a dilemma. He wanted the tiger to get angry and eat his daughter, but he didn't know how to deal with it. In short, on the contrary, the brain was blank. There used to be a frog in front of my eyes, but it existed for less than three seconds.
An uncle furiously said: "Leave the prizes that you don't need to your elders! All agreed! You are going to rebel? You are still young and you still have a chance!"
His voice was too loud, and Agou and Amao ran away, and the little fat boys and a few fat loli were shocked or started to cry.
However, their mothers immediately picked them up, or hugged them laboriously, but not for comfort, but for the next moment, using their fat toes to point out the identity of Chinese citizens. Many babies’ fingerprints were not fully developed. But the toe patterns are inherently complete, so citizenship can be confirmed based on the toe patterns.
The next moment, the lucky draw will not be carried out by the babies themselves. Mothers click and click quickly, and soon there is another scream. Everyone is inconvenienced and looks at the TV wall. They are stunned. The third prize is "Three Dots". "Golden Flower" prize.
Three female toads...
"Give me ~EbookFREE.me~ to my eldest daughter and second daughter, there are three in total." The mother quickly finished speaking, and immediately burst into laughter. The little fat boy in her arms was already cloudy and she couldn't help trying to get out of her mother's arms again. To continue to gain weight in life.
He doesn't know what he won in the lottery.
But his mother knew everything, and regarded him as a lucky person and a symbol of luck.
Otherwise, I used dozens of opportunities just now, so why didn't I get a toad?
The Zhao family were angry and angry, but they had no choice but to continue the draw immediately. But the atmosphere has been pushed to the frenetic level of "why was the neurosis born?"
But don’t be surprised, don’t worry, because from the whole country to the whole world, it is almost the same, or even stronger, and even more fascinating, so blood shed and blood spattered.
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