Chapter 1658: New Year in the Superman era!

The room is full of fragrance. A "demon world" bonsai with hundreds of flowers comes from the left side of the sofa where He Ming just sat down and rushed towards him. It opened extremely luxuriantly, as if a tree had grown over there.
"Ha~" He Ming lazily put his hands on the sofa. Suddenly, this group of sofas that looked huge when they were young and only completely conquered at the age of four or five have now become pediatrics, and they can't even sit down safely because of their strong legs. It was too long, so I had to put both feet on the sofa.
In this way, he became a little gangster who was an idiot in the past and hanging silk era. I didn’t expect that now he seems to be a peerless overlord who dominates the universe, and every single cell is better than the solar system’s Comrade Sun.
Today is February 9, 2013. New Year's Eve is also the last day of the 2012 lunar calendar, so today is the New Year.
There is only one year of earth time, and He Ming has come to the present. He can only say that earth time is really passing too fast, causing a lot of things to happen in real time.
Of course, there are also his experiences that are very magical. It is absolutely impossible to use the logic of the stall literature to explain it in reality. Because of the logic of the stall literature, the real world view requires the parties to exercise like a superman and achieve incredible results in an incredible amount of time. The success of your body.
How can there be such a good thing in reality, how can human movement have the power of transcendence? After Austrian, the governor of the United States became a macho man. It was only under the advanced American bodybuilding technology, living conditions, and his own extraordinary willpower that he could succeed.
Note that it is under extraordinary willpower. And with extraordinary willpower, if you exercise any national arts all day long, it can only be...the same virtue.
Old death is also a rib.
Humans need cruel torture to become strong.
Otherwise, the athletes, special forces, and agents still bleed and sweat? It's ok to stand directly, muscles are born automatically, and physical fitness is naturally improved. The terminal illness of AIDS was killed by the national skill in a week!
It is too difficult to be extraordinary. You can work hard for 24 years a day for some things. In the past ten thousand years, it is impossible to achieve success in the literary category. The real world is not the supremacy of ideas, and you can do whatever you want.
Regarding his own miracle, He Ming can only say that the moment he got the adventure, some results are doomed. Otherwise, he will challenge the life of the little legend as a mere mortal, and he can penetrate his head with a finger, and then... truly return to the real world. What about? I don’t know if there will be such a miracle. After all, in the real world, it’s impossible to enter the uncivilized test planet like the Earth, which has many opportunities. Otherwise, it’s like "Trumen's World". Truman said, "You are in Truman's world! Leave now!"
The time now is around nine o'clock in the morning, but He Ming's family such as the wives have already arrived. And the Zhou family's mother-in-law who lives with He Ming's family. And Lu Wenjing's family from the same city also rushed over. The big and small in the family have not left, but the second sister and Xiaohao must have come at noon.
The eldest sister and the eldest brother-in-law are not here. They went to celebrate the New Year in their own family, but they will come in the evening. After all, the eldest sister has been married, not to mention that the year on the earth is really small and there is no real excitement in the real world, especially now, the rich mankind is so vividly showing the success of mankind. The unparalleled success of the upstart style.
When He Ming came over, the home of the earth had undergone many transformations. The first home, the most important and unforgettable home, where he grew up, was startled when He Ming first walked in, because the first home had been transformed into a room, and only one room had disappeared from the interior walls.
Anyway, walls made of super materials can withstand thousands of metric tons.
However, He Ming looked at it and found that the original interior wall did not disappear. Instead, it was retracted into the ground to vacate the area. Moreover, the balcony was used to turn the small balcony into a unity of heaven and human that used to be decorated with at least tens of millions of RMB. Kind of quiet style.
Even so, the size of the entire room is still very regrettable, less than one-tenth, or one-hundredth, of a toilet that He Ming uses frequently in his new home.
But this is the first home that cannot be changed. It will always live in the heart, just like He Ming likes to make the buildings and layout styles of elementary school, middle school, and even university in his own huge home into a large number of supermarkets and his own bedroom. , And a warehouse full of infinite cash, gold and silver jewelry, and valuable artworks.
It's really nasty, but for a great man, it's so touching.
After the entrance, there is only one room and no bathroom. It is "convenient" to go outside or go back to the underground world. Everyone's behavior is clear at a glance. I saw that the left side of the entrance is beside a high-tech kitchen counter rising from the ground. He Ma, Zhou The mother and the Lu family’s parents are taking the lead in the He family’s woman. Five of them finally came in. They are the media representatives from the horse market, the magic capital, the capital, the central government, and the participating countries. A group of two are filming the whole process.
Outside, the whole community, the whole community is really crowded. He Ming listened specifically to protect the sound insulation materials that can be exploded through the outside shells, and heard the passionate roar of countless monkeys.
Not to mention the monkeys and the outside crying without tears, or desperately chasing the second generation in the community, and the media personnel looking for other valuable video receiving points, when He Ming comes in, he will become a new hot spot. Ming had only a dry smile and waved her hand, letting her be very glamorous, dressing up to be more glamorous and sexy, or the superhero female anchor who missed the women’s index, said affectionately, "...Brother Abdomen is tired of serving the people, now Just came here."
He Ming would tell others, did he just wake up?
That’s right. This New Year is very important. He Ming, like a national leader, must be paid attention to. This is an unavoidable responsibility for the leaders of modern countries and societies. Even in the real world, if you can’t see it A national leader’s appearance on important holidays will definitely lead to bad results, such as the stock market plummeting and panic.
Therefore, in China alone, the national leaders have hardly returned home for the New Year since the founding of the country.
He Ming is not an exception, because he is the national leader of the Republic of Siberia. He is not the leader of China.
Hehe.
This is the "leadership" that Ditan Literature can't understand. They think that by giving a little blessing and being insane after the crossing, you can accept the fierce adviser. Have you ever conquered a small partner since childhood? Did he say affectionately like an ancient little Japan kneeling on the ground: "Lord. Ah lord."
There are rows of bright red kitchen counters and the new-style kitchenware produced by Fangtai. I believe that the Spring Festival of Fangtai Kitchenware has already started ahead of schedule. Otherwise, just look at the crazy rising attitude of the stock market.
On the opposite side of this row of kitchen counters, there is a table with at least four ordinary Eight Immortals table side by side, and a super-large version of the Eight Immortals table that is the best advertisement for domestic products and exclusives all the advertising time of the Spring Festival Gala, which is generally used for Superman families. It is convenient for the Superman family to put a lot of food in one go.
This super-large version of the Eight Immortals table is the main dining table style used by He Ming in the past. At least seventeen or eight years have passed on it. This time it is not without surprise. As long as the New Year is on the earth, we must continue to celebrate the New Year on it.
However, the food above is just a snack, a fist-sized beef cube in a beautiful package, which was not available if you wanted to buy it in the past, but now as a snack, no one moves it. Only some lazy pets unwrapped carelessly. To enjoy the top "demon" beef, the five ace media groups immediately needed the cute pet channel. They screamed and shook their choppy skills desperately, even pretending to caress their pets and bend over in front of the camera, ignoring their super slender legs. Under the skirt, from this angle, it is simply... I believe the countless men in front of the TV have unbuttoned their pants again.
If you can't bear it, don't bear it.
"Get up. New Year's Day today. And don't be in front of the TV, in front of audiences from all over the country. You are embarrassed."
He Ma performed an unfamiliar cooking performance with the help of high-tech, but the smell of the food could be smelled and it was the level of a national first-class chef in the past. She was busy seeing He Ming becoming this kind of virtue and immediately said Pretend to scold.
He Ming changed his posture: He leaned his head on the side of the sofa and simply slept on the sofa. Or live on a chair? Hey, that's too funny, it's like a stupid reporting to a global audience.
Or go out, but where can the whole community go? Wherever I went, God came.
The second generations have proved the sensational effect of Jesus' coming. Although these are very fat.
"You stinky boy." He Ma shook her head. There is no way around this. It seems that the old sofa in the family needs to be eliminated, but it will not be eliminated at all. This is the hero of the mortal era. How many tired moments have been solved?
"Brother Abs, can we interview you for some time?"
He Ming's goddaughter female anchor, super beautiful anchor, dressed elegantly and leaned down to support her body with her left hand on her thigh, and raised a square microphone with her right hand.
The other four female anchors also immediately surrounded him, including five cameramen who took pictures of the abdominal muscles from the best angles, trying to keep the great sleeping position tall and righteous, or to create the warm temperament of the boy next door.
The female anchor and the cameraman are all superhuman beings. Except for the female anchor, the cameraman must be very grateful to Abdomen, or if you want to continue working hard and strive for a new Superman quota, who has no family? It’s impossible to spend a whole day with female anchors who make a living by "provocative" but take a serious look at the career line. Female anchors will not treat their subordinates well, so they definitely need sweet and mistresses who need to cool down during vacations. .
"Please tell me." He Ming changed his posture to his original attitude. It is strange for Superman to talk while lying down. Therefore, except for the bed scenes, most of the acting on the bed was shot on the erected bed. Falling down, it is also forgiving that the actor is clearly standing on tiptoes but trying to pretend to be relaxed.
Le Siyu dressed up deliberately today, but she feels that she is not as good as Park Jimin, who is also the same deliberately dressed up for her abs, the new wife, Smecta mistress, but she doesn’t envy her. She intends to maintain the status quo life unless she is pregnant, otherwise you Can a wife who becomes an abdominal muscle brother work everywhere? Go to sleep, there is no employer, unless it is the head of a huge consortium like Chai Ting, but what's the point?
It's hard to beat the cold at high places, let the subordinates do it.
Le Siyu said at the beginning: "How do you feel about this New Year? Because you have created an unprecedented superhuman era, our earth has not only stepped out of the galaxy. We have gained fast-changing high-tech, but also immortal and permanent life. Never The superhuman life that will be old and in the most beautiful state is also born in your hands. All these achievements, on the last day of the year, are you very moved?"
He Ming thought for a while, and said with a mysterious smile: "No, just the opposite. I feel strange. Serving the people is my constant pursuit, so I don’t care about everything now. I don’t pay special attention to it. Moved, because people have their own work, people's pursuit of oneself. There is no need to be obsessed with this. As a human being, you have to look forward, continue to pursue, and continue to serve the people."
After speaking, make a clenched fist. The virtue that is so touching and hard to thrive. (I think)
He Ming almost moved himself again. If it hadn't been for the secret laughter of Zhou Xuewei, Liu Xiaolian, Lu Wenjing, and He Xiaoqian, he would have moved himself and thought that he was so great and immortal.
"Then why are you weird?" Le Siyu asked knowingly, she already knew He Ming well, after all, he was a particularly simple person.
Speaking: chaotic, slanderous.
Personality: Impulsive, absurd, vile and hypocritical, but also concentrates almost all virtues, such as keeping promises accurate to one second. Generosity and kindness to serve the entire universe.
There are two hobbies, my own and my little brother's. The second hobby easily kills the first hobby.
He Ming shrugged and said, "You plan to have a New Year's Eve reunion dinner. You plan to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Just walked in and was broadcasted by Quanyu Earth, and then asked me specifically what I think. There are no lies in my dictionary, so there is only this sincere answer: Believe in the world The audience must also be unable to eat well under the global live broadcast. So it feels strange."
The ending sound is very long, the ending sound level of the clown's performance.
The beautiful crisp women on the kitchen counter laugh more and louder. There is no lie in my dictionary? He Ming almost said the same things to wives and wives just 20 hours ago. For example, he grabbed a pair of white rabbits from behind and said in the ears of his already crying and crying wife: "I love you the most!"
For example, when the king was in the world, he accepted an instrument performance and said: "Your service is the best among all wives!"
This tells me that the dictionary has no lies? It should be that I don't know the word lie.
Jiao Didi, a female anchor who is known as the Superman Baseball Goddess and the Goddess of All Citizens, said: "Brother Abdomen, what do you think of your consortium entering the Chai Ting era? And according to Chai Ting's CEO's increase in production capacity Does the plan mean that the Abdominal Muscle Consortium is full of confidence in the world economic index in the coming year?"
He Ming knows nothing about this, but it does not prevent him from being slanderous. Anyway, he is the owner of the consortium. Even if he makes a mistake, the consortium must "correct" in the wrong direction, because the right of a great man is better than infinite profits:" I am not a leader in business operations. Business is war. We cherish war and therefore look back at peace. Therefore, I am very happy that the consortium has entered the Chai Ting era. At least I don’t have to continue to accept my mistaken and unrelenting occasional remote control commands."
"As for the capacity increase plan, I think the earth's market will increase by a hundredfold in the coming year. The global consumption index alone can be calculated by using the world currency, the dollar, not less than one trillion dollars."
Female anchors and videographers pretend to be surprised and shocked, but in fact they have already reached this goal. For example, Dou Fu, a member of the Abdomen Brothers family, started with this specification.
Or a transaction for a high-end baby in Dragon Armor Xianyuan is at least one trillion US dollars in consumption. Now it is only equivalent to one trillion yuan, which is really insignificant.
But there is no doubt that Abdominals is optimistic about the market in the coming year, but everyone and speculators worry that because the wars of the super rich era are endlessly oppressing private consumption, wars can easily bring deaths, deaths reduce population, and population reduction means the disappearance of the potential consumer market. Copies.
After all, the world is so turbulent, all except the China Alliance are caught in an irrational arms race.
The whole world is a hotspot of conflicts. For example, in the Middle East dominated by Uday, a large number of forces continue to fight for the front; Britain's attempt to re-enter South America with the battle of Argentine revenge will be fought soon or later, otherwise Argentina will build a navy that can almost flood the Atlantic. What?
For example, the German nation has begun to carry out crazy armaments against the countries of the Bode Plains, the countries, especially the hated opponent Poland, and even the civilians have introduced hypothetical maps of the empire including the Great Plains of Eastern Europe.
Only by conquering Bode to the Great Plains of Eastern Europe can it become a European power and live up to the prestige of the German nation.
But only a very limited part of the Great Plains of Eastern Europe can be conquered, because it is impossible to challenge the China Alliance that dominates the Great Plains of Eastern Europe.
"Brother Abdomen, do you have any bright prospects for the coming year?"
The female anchor of CCTV raised a question. Now the female anchor of the court station pretends that intellectual beauty does not exist at all. The female anchors who used to be eye-catching with the public, the famous female anchors have long disappeared in the sea of ​​people. The old woman; must die, and death is a poor worm who cannot escape this fate.
What's more, the people are extremely disdainful of them, and they pretend to be so pure without butts. As a result, they don't need to be hidden behind others to post them upside down, and there are some handsome guys on the TV station.
"Congratulations to you all a Happy New Year, the whole family is healthy and happy. Brother Abdominals will give you New Year greetings. As for my prospects, these are all."
He Ming sat on the sofa to celebrate the New Year, and put his hands down after speaking. It is really the most arrogant and rude among national leaders, but the strange thing is that the people prefer this set, and even more strangely, the global audience who has nothing to do with it also eats this set.
How touching, what a free-spirited temperament of a free country, the temperament of a free country leader, so cordial and touching, earning, people, heat, and tears.
After asking some questions, the female anchors enthusiastically continued to carry out various activities for ratings, such as patting food, any food immediately became a must-eat dish today, after all, why can’t you eat this for the Abdomen family? what about this?
Poor at home?
Don't pretend to be forced!
Although everyone knows ~EbookFREE.me~ He Ming only eats lunch here, the real New Year’s Eve dinner is to be eaten at the super feast of Abdominal Brother’s hometown. The participating population exceeds 3 billion.
Because of this, the highway near the old home of Abdominal Muscle is also full of banquets, and the private garden in the sky that is never open is also a variety of banquets.
Participants will not only enjoy the feast for free, but also get various gifts and souvenirs. It’s great. It’s great that a millionaire was born after participating in the past. It’s great!
In this regard, countless foreigners flooded into the home of Abdomen, causing Abdomen’s hometown to almost become a gathering place for human beings. Human beings have never enjoyed a feast so beautifully, and think it is the night of...brilliant civilization in the universe.
He Ming shrugged his shoulders when he saw the excited comments and posts on the Internet. Xiansen was in the real world for the New Year's Eve dinner. How many people participated? There are now at least 2.5 trillion. Thank you. (To be continued...)