Chapter 145: The tears of the wife are...
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Technology Treasure King
- Undercurrent becomes a river
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- 2021-03-03 07:59:01
Back at the table, He Ming continued to eat and drink. He was very satisfied with this. Superhuman appetite means tasting more food, but also means stronger physical fitness and stronger enjoyment.
I often see some novels saying that those who are strong in the world pretend to be painful at 45 angles every day, suddenly realize, and then immediately hack and slash, they are really like neurotic patients.
The stronger a person means the greater the enjoyment he gets, like a neuropathy all day long? I can’t describe how this world came into being.
Therefore, when he has powerful strength, extraordinary physical ability, and has seen some ultimate secrets, He Ming is still He Ming. He never wanted to be the savior in the past, nor did he have the idea of loving the world and the world.
I take care of myself completely, and even take the opportunity to get benefits. And the personality has become domineering, and I don't like playing the underdog anymore, because of this physique, acting the underdog is really crazy!
He Ming already has enough capital to go arrogant, go crazy, go solo, go first. If you are unhappy, try with him and be overwhelmed by a tank, and see who turns into meat sauce?
The domestic staff quickly served food. They have also been investigated by the internal security forces. Everyone must prove to be a native of Malanshan City, and must have worked in the domestic service company for more than one year, so as to prevent some illegal elements from getting into it.
Tonight’s food and drink are as refreshing as yesterday. Among the four wives’ kisses, I have eaten more than 100 people, and more than 20 big and fat lobsters are close to the keyboard. All of the area was airlifted from Southeast Asia, including the Hounan area occupied by China. Each kilo costs more than 1,000 yuan, including the famous green lobster, colorful lobster and so on.
Crabs are also local fine products, as well as various squids, abalones, etc., even caviar from the Commonwealth of Independent States, but it is not the best product from the Caspian Sea, because the China Animal Protection Organization is too powerful to prohibit the roe from the Caspian Sea. The sauce entered the Huaxia market, thus protecting the species of sturgeon in the Caspian Sea.
Indirectly, it also protects He Ming’s wallet. After all, the premium caviar is as high as five or six thousand, or even tens of thousands, per 100 grams. There are 100 tables here, and there are almost a thousand people. Everyone consumes 100 grams. Ten million.
Tonight’s big banquet is still mainly seafood. Most of them are transported by air to Ningzhou Airport, and they are also transported in a frozen truck immediately. They are still very fresh.
This is because He's family and relatives are all mountain people, and Malanshan City is surrounded by mountains.
Therefore, eating terrestrial food is nauseating. Although you are in the mountains, there are mountain treasures everywhere. Unfortunately, the wildlife protection law is so serious that you have a pangolin at noon and you have to go to some place for tea at night. And drink it for more than three years.
After feeling a little full, He Ming finished another bowl of delicious beef soup. The little kid and the three children on the Yingqun table looked at him dumbfounded. Did he eat so much just now?
"I will eat you next, who will come first?" He Ming pretended to eat you up, scared the four little kids to find their mother crying, it was terrible.
He Ming then went to Chen Ziqi to have a drink and talk to win some affection. Then Guo Bang dragged him over to fight for wine, until Guo Bang was a little too drunk, he realized that He Ming blew three bottles of Lafite wine but his face didn't change, and he ran away. He Ming is not a human, and he still wants to play online games.
He Ming continued to look for Situ Haoran, but he did not expect that this time, he would solve the puzzle, madly grassy mountains, eighty-eight steps. Of course it wasn't Situ Haoran, it was Situ's mother who had recovered her sanity. She despised Situ Haoran, and then said that it was a place where Situ Haoran and Situ Haoran often played, in the nearby Miyun Mountain.
"I'll just say, I'll just say, I'll just say." Like Xianglin's wife, He Ming despised Situ Haoran. The latter picked his nose and suddenly said, "Do you remember the dream when you were young? Like a never-ending flower. Withered flowers, accompany me through the wind and rain..."
"The flowers that never die, your chrysanthemums have turned yellow and smelly!" He Ming left a word and left amidst the laughter of catkins covering his mouth.
Then I went to Lao Lin for a drink and smoked marijuana. The relatives on that table were all men, and turned their heads when they smelled the cigarette.
Soon this cigarette, especially the narcotic cannabis cigarette, was very popular with relatives. He came to hear the news and snatched all the alcohol and tobacco that He Ming had brought back from his backpack, and began to split again.
He Ming only left a large smoking gun and a few packets of marijuana.
took a depressed sip, turned his head to face He Longhao who was jealous and hated. He drank a lot of alcohol, but his physique became very strong, so he only drank high without getting drunk. He looked straight at the smoke gun and begged: "Brother-in-law, give me your smoke gun."
Okay, He Ming smiled and nodded. He Longhao happily opened the pipe, but he suddenly grabbed his hand and said, "No, I have smoked. I smoked. You smoke again. Didn't we kiss indirectly?"
After that, he glanced at He Longhao who developed like a handsome chocolate guy, showing contempt, and said: "No, just no. I don't love men!"
"I don't love men either!" He Longhao's eyes rolled, and he quickly pulled his sister over and let her sister smoke He Ming's marijuana cigarette. Knowing the cause and effect, He Xiaoqian smoked marijuana with a smile full of temptation, sucking more, and seeing He Ming's lower abdomen become hot again. What a nasty little fairy!
Then He Longhao took the marijuana pipe, took all the marijuana cigarettes from He Ming’s pocket, shrugged, and said, "Brother, this is not the best of both worlds. I have fulfilled your love and protected your purity."
He Ming had nothing to say, and patted He Longhao on the shoulder. The latter began to vomit smoke and happily, "You shamelessly look, I will never catch up with you in my life."
He Longhao said intoxicatedly: "It's so beautiful. This feeling... shameless? This is a compliment to me!"
After that, lie on the sister flower who is snickering next to him, swallowing smoke, and throwing it at a master He Ming, you can play with your own eyes.
He Ming gave him a deep contempt, and then mixed into his relatives. But he was caught by the uncle, who told him that you have achieved a lot, but don't be proud and wait. He Ming pretended to look like a grandson and nodded obediently.
In a blink of an eye, he grabbed his uncle's grandson, a boy a few years younger than him, and said to him earnestly that he should study hard and make progress every day. The boy raised his head and said, "Uncle, I have graduated from high school and stopped going to school. Now I am messing with you, and if you see who is not pleasing to your eyes, I will hack him to death!"
He Ming looked at his little arm, and compared his arm with his arm. The result was about the same as his waist. He Ming thought the boy would feel ashamed, blush, and then slip away. He bid him a cordial farewell.
I didn’t expect this person to say: "Uncle, what are muscles? We have a lot of family members. We fight together and the tiger will die!"
You were scared to death when you saw the tiger! The tiger fart to death you! Despite thinking so in his heart, He Ming praised this person on the surface and encouraged him with extraordinary courage. He insisted on pretending to be an uncle for a while, and then mixed into the crowd.
This time, sitting on the table of the British group, openly molested the sister-in-law under the nose of the secretary of the British University. Under the pretext of telling a story, he openly peeped into the plump of others, and the feminine faces appeared in the heroic spirit. In the end, she couldn't help but touch the little hand of sister Gan, and it evoked an angry slapping.
Inadvertently, Secretary English suddenly looked around, and whispered: "Wait, you said you found a laser gun?!"
He Ming was taken aback and blinked. Yes, Liu Huo didn't ask him to keep it secret, no, no, no, Liu Huo said that No. 0 Confidential must never be revealed. I didn't talk about the Confidential Library No. Zero, but talked about the laser gun in the adventure story, but how to explain the laser gun?
He Ming was very quick and wise, and he immediately replied: "I was wrong, not a laser gun, but a small water gun. The monster suddenly took out a small water gun and said:'Don't underestimate him, his pants are wet. It's so uncomfortable'."
The British family glanced at each other, only the child giggled.
Yingqun rubbed his eyebrows and said what everyone said: "What are you talking about? Is this a joke?"
He Ming had a calm and confident look on his face, and said: "If you want to hear a joke, I will definitely make you laugh. I'm going to tell it-there was a before, but there is no more."
got up and walked away. A group of people who were speechless were left behind, Xue Hu did not react, and said: "What do you mean? Has he finished? Nothing below? Not finished?"
Hu Baisen gave a wry smile and said: "The third child, the eunuch, there is no one below. So it's over. It's a super cold joke."
Xue Hu looked at the people on the table, and the women finally covered their mouths and laughed. His face was rarely red, and he drank to hide his expression. Screaming in my heart, He Ming, this bastard!
He Ming continued to molest Zhengtai Loli again. At this time, the housekeeper suddenly came to find him and said anxiously, "Master, He told you to go quickly."
Of course, I followed the housekeeper quickly, passed the cordon of the internal security forces directly, and came to the security building at the entrance, which had been requisitioned by the internal security forces as the first line of defense.
He Ming went in and took a look. His mother held her hands on her chest, her face was cold. Opposite was a group of about fifty people, old and young, well-dressed, and she looked like a person in a big city.
Headed by is a woman in her fifties. She is tall and thin and looks good, but she has a mean look. She was talking excitedly. Seeing He Ming coming in, she immediately said with joy: "Xiao Ming, come here, I am your aunt!"
He Ming smiled, your father, you are the aunt. My man still comes to my aunt?
He Ming ignored her, walked directly to his mother, and said, "What's wrong with mom?"
He Ma didn’t answer He Ming, and directly said coldly: "Back when I married Weixing (He Dad), you both opposed it, expelled me from the family, and broke it all! What else do I want to do now? I’m very short of time, don’t talk to me. Feelings, I will turn my face."
He Ming was taken aback when he heard this, no, didn’t Mom say that grandpa and grandma passed away early? There is only one daughter of her, none of her family members. But think about it, it wouldn't even be the mother's family. It turns out that, as tragic as Chai Ting, it is no wonder that Chai Ting likes her very much.
Saying that, I saw that the kid likes him very much. Is it because of people who have encountered the same thing?
The woman first led the others to cry, and began to talk about the past. Seeing He Ma gradually became angry, she immediately talked about the current difficulties. You need money to study, you need money to see a doctor, and you can't afford a house.
He Ming admires her performance very much, thinking about where she can apply it to herself, and at the same time has an explanation for her talent for acting like this. It turns out that my mother's family members are all master actors!
He Ma is an old world, unmoved, said: "Don't act for me. My son is a master acting! I know you want money. Well, when you meet your relatives during the Spring Festival, you will have to give you new year money. I will give you 10,000 each. Then go home for me. I won't see you again, just like you didn't see me back then!"
After finishing speaking, He Ming, who was sensible, disappeared automatically, went and took the big backpack, and everyone sent 10,000. These relatives wanted to make friendships, but He Ming made them speechless. The young man left a phone call, he said enthusiastically, and then gave them a 666666 best number. Whether they can add it back, it doesn't matter to him.
He who is older than him has to pretend to be an uncle, and then he came to educate him, He Ming pretended to be a real grandson. Then I saw He Ma left without expression, threw down the remaining money, and slid away. Without their consent, the remaining group of relatives could not pass the cordon of the internal guards.
He Ming walked with his mother, watching the young version of the beautiful, charming and tall mother look upset, and said in kind: "Mom, how do you say your son is a master acting? My son is such a real and natural person."
He Ma smiled and rubbed He Ming's face and said: "Son, I can't understand you, who can understand you. Those snobberies are really unpleasant. Back then, I didn't insist on marrying your dad. La!"
He Ming was taken aback, thinking about it, he immediately hated the group of people. Too damn, to prevent the birth of this uncle!
"Husband, come here. Come with me for a walk."
He Ming separated from his mother and was caught by Liu Xiaolian. The two wandered around the villa under the moonlight, and then walked slowly towards the hill. I sat down on a scenic chair halfway up the mountain, just in time to admire the Malanshan City in the distant lights.
That kind of beautiful scenery, moonlit night, halfway up the mountain, the city lights in the distance, and the cold winter wind does no harm to people of a legendary level and an immortal level.
Liu Xiaolian liked this kind of scenery. Sitting on He Ming, the latter immediately kneaded the little white rabbit that had been upgraded to a C cup and almost D cup. Oh, no, it was already a big white rabbit. A lustful smile: "How does it feel to become a superman? I feel like there are too many bunnies. Did you ask me to come out for field battle? Just like our university?"
"Do you have the courage in college? I dare not dare to do it many times!" Liu Xiaolian smiled lightly, and gave He Ming a charming look~EbookFREE.me~ He Ming recalled the past and immediately kissed him warmly and said: "Well, I'll go to the field today!"
"Wait a minute. Don't be so anxious, I will tell you to come out, there is something to do. The bank account at home is ready. They are looking forward to it."
Liu Xiaolian took out the phone and opened the text messages. He Ming immediately transferred a total of 50 million yuan to five people according to the information in the short message. He is already a top user of ICBC and can transfer money through the telephone system 24 hours a day.
What makes Liu Xiaolian helpless is that when He Ming talks on the phone, he always talks with the phone between his shoulders, so that he can touch the white rabbit with both hands.
Liu Xiaolian started to feel after being touched by him, she couldn't help thinking about life in college, and she was a little upset. A husband wanted to share it with three women! And he is the least beautiful one.
After He Ming transferred the money, he said: "Wife, who loves you the most, I will also transfer her...20 million!"
"You still have a conscience." Liu Xiaolian answered the family's ecstatic phone call and got her sister's bank account number. So the 20 million yuan arrived immediately, making her sister cry only on the phone.
Liu Xiaolian was also infected. Thinking back to the past, her sister gave everything for herself, she was so excited that she almost shed tears.
He Mingcai doesn't care about the sentimental feelings of the women, but only thinks of the exciting scenes in the love action movies where the wife is slapped and called on the phone. Now Liu Xiaolian shed tears, but it irritated him even more. Isn't this the classic plot? He Ming thought of a terrific line: "Madam, are you crying? This is my pride. As a love action film master who loves his wife, the tears of a wife are the best aphrodisiac."
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