Chapter 15: Situ Haoran

When the blue light arrived, He Ming was about to flash people, but Situ Haoran kept entangled, still the next thousand yuan, "I pay you, bastard."
　　 Before leaving, He Ming had not forgotten to take the mop. Just when he came to the door to open the door, he saw three people standing at the door. The first middle-aged man raised his hand and was about to knock on the door.
　　 The middle-aged man was frowning, and there were two young people by his side. He looked at He Ming and said, "Who are you?"
　　He Mingyi said sternly: "I am a government official, who is here to pay the demographic dividend and investigate the area of ​​the house."
　　 The middle-aged man smiled bitterly and clicked on the elevator doll, "Great, I am upstairs, these are my two sons, and I have a wife. Four people, how much do you send?"
　　 He Ming said: "I will go up and send the money. Should I follow the procedure?"
The middle-aged man nodded, walked around He Ming and walked into the room. His expression became violent, and he said loudly, "Situ Haoran, Uncle Situ! Chinese New Year, another year! It's time to pay it back! 50,000 yuan! Give it back! I!"
He Ming turned his head and saw Situ Haoran pretending to be extremely surprised: "Oh, who I think is, isn't this my benefactor Wang brother. Oh my brother, you kiss me more than my brother. It's not me Haoran doesn't pay. Money, there is no money. This is New Year's Eve, brothers haven’t even eaten food yet."
Brother Wang grabbed Situ Haoran and said angrily: "You bastard, I borrowed money from Lao Tzu to gamble. Bet you are paralyzed! If you didn't eat, does Lao Tzu have money to eat! You bet on Nima all day, Lao Tzu's money It's been three years!"
　　 Situ Haoran spread out his hands, lying on the ground like a dead dog, and said: "If you have no money, you only have one life. You can figure it out."
　　 Brother Wang smiled angrily: "Playing this set again, you kid, good, good, really cruel."
　　 then looked at Liu Xu and said, "Well, your wife is so beautiful. My eldest son is not married yet. You are divorced. Marry your wife to my son! The debt will be written off!"
　　 Brother Wang's eldest son looked at the catkins with a sad expression. The younger son was jealous.
　　 Situ Haoran got up, shook his body, and said, "This is a great idea, Brother Wang. Then we will all be in-laws. You ask my wife. My wife agrees. I will divorce and marry your eldest son."
　　 Liuxu shook her head, she was used to this kind of thing.
She finally said: "Uncle Wang. We will pay you back the money. This is the demographic dividend of 600 yuan that has just been paid. Let me give it to you first." Situ Haoran wanted to rob him but was middle-aged. People stopped, the middle-aged man took the money, looked at the catkins in a complicated manner, and said, "I will let you go on New Year's Eve today. The scum of dog days! Let's go."
　　 Brother Wang’s two sons were still reluctant to leave. They just came in, they kept looking at the catkins.
　　 Brother Wang passed by He Ming and said to him: "Come to my house. I am waiting for the money for the New Year."
　　 He Ming nodded, and when Brother Wang left, He Ming was also ready to flash people. As soon as he reached the door, seven or eight people rushed in. Leading a fat man full of evil spirits, he ran into He Ming again.
What's going on here? so many people? He Ming was speechless, and the fat man asked, "Who are you?"
　　 He Ming pretended to be upright and said: "I am a government official, let go of your hand, please respect me."
　　 Fatty didn't push He Ming, and said, "It turns out that it's not Situ bastard. I'm sorry."
As he said, he rushed in. The fat man was more ruthless, or knew Situ Haoran better, and directly hit Situ Haoran with a punch, "Bad son. What about my money? 300,000. Brother, it's the New Year. . Brothers are going to send money. If you don’t give me an explanation today, I will give you an explanation.

　　 Situ Haoran saw eight people surrounding him, without fear, and said: "If you have no money, I will kill one. If you kill me, I will go to jail. I will be transported another day, and I will definitely change you. Fatty, who of us and whom..."
　　 He Ming is speechless, Situ Haoran is really the best. Worthy of being a green talent. It's a pity that catkins is such a superb woman.
　　 It is true that beauty and scumbag.
He Ming ignored what happened next. He went to the middle of the stairs and saw that there was no one. He violently took apart the mop and dropped out 5 green light objects. After picking it up, he looked at it, about the size of a glass bead as a child. Of pearls. Take a look at the information.
　　Wild pearls.
　　 value 5.
　　 Not bad, the first batch of pearls is here, and there is a rolled paper. He Ming opened it and read:
　　 My son, there are five precious blue military stamps behind my portrait. Among the commonly used huanghuali sticks, there is also a jade. The value is more than ten million, enough for you to splurge. If you don't find my clue, it is also a fate.
　　 Finally, if your prodigal son turns around, don’t forget, eight characters, wild grass and mountains, eighty-eight steps. This is the last thing for the Father to do for you.
　　 It's a pity that Situ Haoran can't see it anymore, He Ming said with a smile. Looking at the thing in the notebook, time was too tight just now, He Ming didn't have time to take a look.
　　 These are five blue red star stamps protected in a piece of plastic paper. information:
　　 Modern stamps, worth 20.
　　Haha, there are stamps. According to the paper, it is worth more than ten million. It is conceivable that if Situ Haoran knew that He Ming exchanged one thousand for ten million, would he vomit blood? But Situ Haoran would never know. Sometimes, even if the wealth is around, you can't find it, and it is quietly taken away by people who know the goods.
He received 10 million and five wild pearls. He Ming was in a very happy mood. He came to Brother Wang’s house and the family was preparing to eat. He Ming gave the demographic dividend and took the opportunity to watch it in the room. A picture on the wall was shining green.
　　 He Ming asked, "What kind of painting is this, what a mighty tiger."
　　 Brother Wang touched his chin and said, "My father left it. The past New Year pictures."
　　 As soon as the information was detected, it came out.
　　 Green light object, a picture of Ming Jingtai Tiger descending the mountain.
　　The appearance is average.
　　 is worth 10.
　　 Feeling that he has to pick up the leak again, He Ming clapped his hands and said, "Oh, my leader especially likes this tiger painting. Zhengzhou has no good things to visit him during the New Year. Can you sell this painting to me?
　　 Brother Wang touched his chin, embarrassed: "This is what my father left for me. I usually like to watch it. It's a pity to sell it."
　　 "Five thousand!"
"10000!"
　　 "12,000, don't sell it!"
Brother Wang was very hesitant. At this time, his wife came over. Hearing that the broken painting in her eyes was worth 12,000, she immediately said: "Sell, this broken painting is not pleasing to the eye. It is worth selling for 12,000. !"
　　 So the transaction was completed, He Ming went out and went up to pay a "bonus" again, but did not find any good things. Finally, I walked down and looked at the watch. Two hours passed.
I got so many good things in two hours. It was over ten o’clock and it was time to make a move. He dialed the phone number of Yingqun. He had to call Huang Xuexiong first, but the old man of Yingqun was the first brother in the province. Please others.
　　 "Hello, sister Ying?"
　　 "It's my brother. You are very popular on the Internet, and your speech on the TV is also very wonderful. Also, your abs is very good. And...hehe."
"Thank you." He Ming looked at the five Blue Army Posts by the lights in the stairwell. He didn't understand stamps, but he could tell that the Blue Army Posts did have a different beauty, full of artistic sense, and excellent painting skills. .
　　 "By the way, Sister Ying, I got some good things, you can't accept them."
"You found the ape-man skull yesterday, and you found it again today? It's a god-man! But first, let me explain. I will definitely not accept the bronzes of the Shang Dynasty, the ape-man skull, etc., what have you got? "
　　 "Five Blue Army Posts." He Ming thought, Blue Army Posts are the most valuable. First sold the Blue Army Post.
"Blue Army Posts, there are still five! You-you are really not a human! It is difficult for ordinary people to get one, you can get five at a time. It is a talent, a talent! I am in the guest house in Malanshan City, come here, Trade now and I will fly back to Songjiang tonight."
　　 "Good, good."
　　 He Ming hung up the phone, relaxed, as if ten million was about to get his hands.
　　 He went downstairs and passed by Situ Haoran's house. A woman suddenly rushed out and ran into him. He Ming was taken aback. It was the catkins.
　　 Liuxu's beautiful face was slapped with red marks. She turned her head and said, "Situ Haoran, you bastard!"
　　 "I'm a bastard!" A man with a gloomy expression came out of the door, it was Situ Haoran, his eyes flushed, and he was emotional. An old lady followed, her expression dumb. The old lady hasn't rested after ten o'clock.
　　 New Year's Eve, this picture is really bleak, but to He Ming, he doesn't feel it, because the miserable situation of others affects his words, which in itself is a meaningless thing. In this world, there are people dying every minute. Does He Ming cry every minute?
　　He Ming was about to flash people, but remembering those eight words, he said: "Crazy grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps!"
　　 Situ Haoran was startled for a moment, and pointed his finger at He Ming and said: "Grass you uncle! It's not your business anymore, get away."
　　 He Ming was not angry. After thinking about it, he took out a pack of the Yellow Crane Tower that had not been opened. Situ Haoran's eyes lit up and he wanted to it.
　　 He Ming smiled and said: "Crazy grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps, tell me what it means, this pack of cigarettes is for you."
　　 Situ Haoran smiled bitterly: "Brother, are you TM crazy? Crazy grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps, you ask me, I also ask you!"
　　 Doesn’t he know? Situ Haoran's old man is too clever, his son is too stupid, and the puzzle he set has been forgotten. As soon as He Ming hesitated, the Yellow Crane Tower was snatched away. Situ Haoran didn't even have a igniter. He went back and wanted to use gas to ignite, but unexpectedly, the gas was gone!
　　 Turning back, Situ Haoran said: "Come and borrow a fire."
　　He Ming didn't give up, lit a cigarette for him, and asked, "Brother, you really don't know. Think about it."
Situ Haoran turned his sly gaze in his eyes, looked at He Ming's LV leather jacket, and said, "Brother, LV, it's very rich, and the corruption is great. Change it with my Tianjiao. The weather is too cold, change it. Maybe I can think of LV leather jackets."
　　 This guy, He Ming glanced at the catkins beside her, her expressionless face, almost used to the virtue of Situ Haoran. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com
　　 He Ming took out his cell phone, glasses case, RMB, and five new pearls. Then he took off the LV that had been worn for less than 4 hours and changed to a torn down jacket. Not to mention, Situ Haoran is indeed a person in LV, height 180.
　　 "It's time to tell me."
　　 Situ Haoran frowned like Brother Wang upstairs earlier, but He Ming saw it right away, just pretending.
　　He touched his chin, "Crazy grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps...Crazy grass and wild mountain...what seems to me?"
　　 "What, say it quickly." He Ming asked closer.
　　 Situ Haoran patted his head and said, "I'm too hungry. My wife, and I haven't eaten yet. It's New Year's Eve, it's really miserable, right."
　　 He Ming finally understands the quality of blackmail. He Ming smiled bitterly: "Well, I invite your family to dinner for the New Year's Eve. But your kid did not tell me after dinner, trust me, I will let you lie in bed for the New Year!"
　　 "It's great, I must remember what I mean when I'm full. Let's go, the new era restaurant, imperial standards."
　　 No taxi was found on New Year’s Eve, so He Ming’s broken Suzuki took three people with him. Situ Haoran and his wife, mother, and old lady were sitting at the front, with catkins behind, and finally Situ Haoran.
The plump body of the catkins is close to He Ming. At this time, He Ming remembered a sentence in a movie, God, you see I am very strong, but in fact I am very imaginary. I have to go to the toilet several times at night. You gave me a big girl all at once, I—
　　 is really speechless. He Ming, a virgin man, definitely didn't dare to be tough, because the old lady in front of him was over 60 years old.
　　 He is afraid of scaring the elderly, even though the elderly has menopause and Alzheimer’s, he probably has forgotten the "passionate life" he once had.