Chapter 1931: "Missing the knife": a new entertainment frenzy (in)

I took a bite of a large piece of shelled lobster meat, and the entrance was delicious, juicy and strong, but immediately there was a fat loli who came out and "Ah woo" and ate the essence in one bite. He Ming had to tease the fat loli's multi-layered fat chin. After the other party immediately shook his head and retracted, he would drink an average of one hundred cups for a hot drink that he should not be able to drink unless he was satisfied.
In the focused light screen, when there are very interesting historical figures related to the "reason of fame", you can see how butchers and demons like "Xiang Yu" come to power and transform from demons into heroes?
It was Li Qingchao, a fool who was extremely talented but had no clear understanding. After reading it, He Ming suddenly thought that the so-called women are unreliable. This is a full manifestation of the historical situation not to talk about major events in the world.
"Life is a master, and death is also a ghost. So far, thinking about Xiang Yu, he refuses to cross Jiangdong."
Look, it's just such a selective beautification, but can you explain it? The real story of Xiang Yu? After all he killed you at least not having such a good time to write lyrics and poetry.
Thinking in another way, if the soldiers of the Nanjing Massacre refuse to return to Japan, and would rather commit suicide in China, is it also known to apply this kind of poem?
"Life is a master, and death is a ghost. So far I think Taijun, don't go back to Dongying."
Perhaps, in the original history, this kind of thing may not be impossible if it is known to the upper ranks. For no reason, to suppress a great nation, it is necessary to exhaust its bones and smash all its spirit by all means.
But some people are unwilling, so why should I live in lies. The idiot also said that "a lie is a far ahead prophecy", why don't you eat shit?
Therefore, it can be seen from this detail that it is inevitable that Li Qingzhao's husband dumped her. This kind of literati who misleads the history for the sake of oneself is even more malicious than the imperial literati who single-mindedly flattered. At least they are recognized as the king of flattering, but you are like an incompetent who misleads countless morons.
However, seeing Li Qingzhao's personal history, He Ming immediately laughed, and that's right, Li Dacai finally enjoyed the sweetness of "this kind of hegemony", and when the King of the Jin Dynasty went south, her good days were over-funny. At this time, she can still write the above poem to satirize the rulers of the Southern Song Dynasty, God, or else change your position? what can you do. The country is almost finished, can it still rise immediately like a traverser?
If this is the case, what are the major powers in the world doing? Let the "sorrowful and angry, awake in the little black house" public knows directly govern the country. If nothing else, the major powers will automatically retreat. Little Japan stopped all acts of aggression against China. Not why, because "the flames of democracy, freedom and human rights are already burning in China and are invincible!"
Believe that those brain-disabled people know that they have never experienced the democratic dominance of the village cadres in the "because there are no tigers, so the monkeys are king" areas-don't vote for me? kill you!
He Ming completely ignores this kind of unavoidable good show of stupid monkeys. He can only appreciate some. For example, in the real world, Li Qingzhao's repentance is still Xiang Yu, Shihu, Huang Chao and other destruction madmen apologizing for various events of the massacre. He hadn't seen it at all. He doesn't care, even though it has a profound significance. At least the Overlord went out to take risks because it was not a positive historical figure who couldn't make money everywhere. It was equal to Hideki Tojo and any other Japanese war criminal who died and came back to life. It is impossible to make money in the Chinese Alliance but die again.
He is just a hanging silk, most of the hanging silks who never worry about major events in the world, not to mention such things of this nature in human history "only that" (too much).
He Ming felt that this was a kind of low-energy performance, and then nothing more, just like forgiving and admiring the monkeys in the zoo who exposed his red buttocks to "self-stroke" in public, he could completely forgive such literati and idiots. Because there are too many, I have eaten all day long, and I just don’t have anything to say, especially the ancient people, so they openly whitewash the devil regardless of everything, and then pay a heavy price in the real world.
For example, there are countless idiots in the 21st century. They worship the two kings and the eldest brothers in the northeast. They hacked you to death and forced your goddess to death without blinking. But how cheap are you?
In that case, why don't you dedicate the goddess to the street gangster?
In that case, how can you save the money for lunch and honor the classmate consistently?
In that case, you have been bullied, why do you vent and brag online? Isn't this what you dream of? Bullied by "Big Brother"!
To put it bluntly, being out of touch with reality is the carbon-based monkey’s low energy, which is the most obvious manifestation of low IQ. It is equivalent to a dissatisfied satyr who thinks about taking a free photo shoot for a beautiful woman wearing a hip skirt. , I don’t know how many days I have to live with some "big brothers", lonely big brothers, and skilled chrysanthemum pickers.
He Ming shook his head, this is also the sadness of super wisdom, too smart, the wonderful world of hillbilly style, farther and farther away from himself, he can never come back.
Anyway, he can’t do anything about monkeys, he’s completely indifferent, as long as he understands that clear and rational cognition is too important, but he doesn’t know how to play various funny games, watch movies of related styles, and stall literature. This kind of thing.
For example, looking at the Internet in the old age, what is the top ten famous bow in China, is Xiang Yu’s bow and arrow, well, in a word, there is a black dragon in the Wulong River doing evil—excuse me, is that a fantasy stall literature?
Or do you generally think that the intelligence of Chinese people is so low?
What does Wikipedia mean? He Ming also thinks that it is the same as entering the encyclopedia of Ditan Literature. Fortunately, this stupid thing is gone now, and it has disappeared completely.
Otherwise, Hou Yi Gong, Xuan Yuan Gong and the like have openly carried out myths, so why don't you stand alone with Lu Bu, the Monkey King of Literature? Then openly said, this is history! Long-lasting beauty-you are so stupid that you want to keep your name.
How low is IQ? Reality is also indistinguishable from street literature.
Fortunately, He Ming is in the world, and the games he likes to play will never show "mythical stories" under the historical background. Even if the artifact is to appear, the explanation is clear and clear, especially after adding game elements, some of the content can be exaggerated, but all of them are very real and reliable. It's like He Ming discovered a large number of good things on the earth and all kinds of secret treasures in history. They were later hidden in the top secret treasure house of the country, but now they are all meaningless. Superman and Superman genius scientists have long been Not afraid of such small spiritual things.
But in the game, it is also in the so-called history. More and more, like the baby of the emperor of the Han Dynasty married his daughter, tusk. The human beings on the earth would not believe it, because they refused to accept the Chinese nation’s "it has been open since ancient times!"
Anyway, this kind of real history game, or the biggest buying point of this kind of real history game itself, is complete reality. You can only use modern "science and technology" if you want to make a super divine bow in the classical era. And the above "demons and ghosts", but be careful, just like the curse of the Egyptian pharaoh's secret room, there are "mysterious powers" that cannot be explained by science.
In addition, dreaming and yy are all useless. I never explain what Spring and Autumn styles are written. I never watch Teacher Zhao’s Animal World’s "Black Dragon in the Wulong River Do Evil..." Wash and sleep. This is as famous as the Japanese samurai killing tigers... nonsense.
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After reading a lot of content, I immediately moved my mind. He Ming returned to the official landing page of this game, this game is famous. Just like the "ambition" series of the Nobunaga Ambition series of the glorious company of the old age on earth, this is ambition: the first generation of golden history.
The first generation of the golden history is the best-selling first generation. After countless additions, updates, etc., the names of some classic games, and then the most important sales volume is selling well, then it is the golden generation, the first generation It was the first golden age of the ambition series.
But it is clear that the true golden age has only begun at this moment.
He Ming looked at the beginning and immediately clicked to start it. At the same time, the Central Optical Brain immediately started to download at the same speed as He Ming jumped onto the earth. The current Huade Liu Ke is even better than bragging. Immediately appeared a very classical content introduction, including as many as 108 copies of the beginning of history, including the four masterpieces. It was a piece of cake, but it was just an extra copy. After all, it is now the Chinese nation, dominating the multiverse through the multiverse Abs brother.
However, looking at the simplest content introduction, Baoyu's character image He Ming knows that he is still in the ambition series style, not the other A Dream of Red Mansions, at least he does not like to play. More suitable for women and sissy.
Of course, it is a very complete and super complete Dream of Red Mansions. If Cao Xueqin came to the real world, and then under the unimaginable writing conditions, mental intelligence, and inspiration on the earth, if he could not finish the dream of the Red Mansions, He is such a fool.
In fact, some eunuchs of famous books are really too smart, because they can continue to make money in the real world...At least people on the earth will buy them. Why, can’t you pretend to be compelling? Even if you never watch A Dream of Red Mansions, you know that Cao Baoyu and Lin Daiyu... are Cao Baoyu? Jia Baoyu!
Naturally, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin... and Journey to the West are indispensable. However, in the postmodernist style, a monkey struggles for life and then rises to the top, such as "Journey to the West" in the Warring States Period in Japan, where the protagonist is "Tootomi Hideyoshi". I am tall, wearing shoes, and very tall clogs, but only in the modern 140 centimeters, it doesn’t matter, my ambition is taller, stronger and bigger than anyone else! My name is Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the most successful monkey in the human world in human history.
"Ambition" has a stubborn game style, extremely pursuit of reality, and the big copy is on the list, so the Chinese copies, including "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions" are all plot characters from real history. That's it, and for the inevitable refreshment, like Song Jiang, who was forced by the cruel political pressure of the feudal dynasty at that time, the author could only write as a boneless surrender guy. The game is a naked, completely unscrupulous hero, a gangster.
If you think that Song Jiang is just the king of surrender on the TV, you can only say that you have actually seen boneless directors and screenwriters of the old era.
The games in the real world, especially the Golden Age version, have no "defects" at all, because no customer will waste time and money to play a game that makes them depressed, especially by making fools. This will immediately destroy your own manufacturer’s countless years of prestige, because everyone is absolutely not bad for you, then you pretend to be forced, you can only say that you pretend to be forced to go. No one will accompany you as infatuated as on earth.
Due to the entire history on a global scale, there are few copies in China, and the earliest copy is already "the battle between the Han and the Huns"-but He Ming is not interested when he looks at it. Due to the efforts of the "heroes" (destroying mad demons and murdering lunatics) at the end of the Qin Dynasty, the population of China at the beginning of the Han Dynasty was too small, let alone the Han Dynasty and Rome, and the Han Dynasty and modern African refugees were almost the same. Under this population situation, there is basically no good thing You can fight, not to mention that the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was engaged in the Xiongnu. Ordinary players must be dead, and they must have died on the way to transport troops. This was also one of the reasons for the most deaths at that time. It can be said that every grain of the war ahead. Was soaked in the blood of logistics personnel.
Otherwise learn from Huang Chao or Li Zicheng to fight? For the world and the people as well-known, as a result, wherever you go, people are soldiers! It's ok. At that time, countless illiterate people were killed. Will not continue to act for you, or ask American father to act for you: this is a hero who died for democracy!
He also watched "The Onslaught, A Journey to Conquer the Mongolian Plateau"-He Ming is even less interested. He can only choose Han Chinese for the Mongol Empire. What then? There are only two ways to rebel and kill Zhu Yuanzhang. The most successful ancient empire of the Mongol Empire was made by murder.
Zhu Yuanzhang is also a murderous devil, it doesn't matter if the soldiers don't have food to eat, kill people as food for soldiers! And cold-blooded. Just killing all the heroes in the upper ranks, it is simply the best of the ages. There were so many real elites in China in the early Ming Dynasty. But Zhu Yuanzhang was completely killed. How much do you yearn for blood?
The funny thing is that he is known as a pariah and loves to kill corrupt officials, but corrupt officials in Ming Dynasty are also famous throughout Chinese history.
Chinese children also know that He Ming clicked in to see the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that he knew from the arcade. It was mainly the real world, but there was a certain plot of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but it was not exaggerated, especially in the military, even if Cao Cao made a mistake. , Also immediately defeated and died.
The content of the banner shapes of various classical charms and the iron horse ice river style is very much and very real. For example, Cao Cao and Lv Bu battled. Comrade Cao Cao, who was driven to desperation by the flying, began to use any means, such as killing people for military food and conducting a lot of cruel combat— —It seems that Cao Mengde worked extremely hard when making the first pot of gold.
I also blame Lv Bu for being too fierce, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, especially on the earth in the old days, or the guys who only know how to pretend to be cool and pick up girls in this era, are completely two people. At that time, they were still in love? Do you consider yourself a warmthist, Cao Mengde, friend of the wife?
In fact, Cao Cao loves picking up girls, and Lu Bu is the gloomy villain.
He Ming clicked on Lü Bu's information and suddenly became a "heart of love for talents". The love for talents of playing games will never be in real life, because this means-sample, you have a broken back mountain in your heart!
He Ming directly checked the personal data of the strongest military commander, and he immediately had a certain mind above. Yes, personal data will be compared with the strongest generals of the same era. After I clicked it, there were five comparisons, real people. The version of the avatar, but certainly beautified, is also at its peak, with murderous aura that modern people will not have, and the style of the Three Kingdoms.
They are Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, and the young version of Huang Zhong.
In contrast to the simplest "personal bravery" and "full and best armed combat effectiveness," Lu Bu is completely "the invincible flying commander in the world."
He Ming looked specifically at Lu Bu and found that there are many kinds of abilities, and he chose the first one which is the most bright and simple.
Military talent: This item is not calculated by data, but various descriptions. For example, Zhang Liao has experience in the use of ancient warriors (special forces), which was cultivated by Zhang Liao in the battle between Cao Cao and Lu Bu in charge of repeated attacks and counterattacks. The experience that came out, the two brothers Xiahou also gradually grew up at this time, in a cruel contest, with the terrible Lu Bu-at that time, hitting Lu Bu was equal to face to face with Death.
The so-called famous generals are the lucky ones who have military experience and haven't died, but also have very good military knowledge learning ability, even though they are illiterate.
Otherwise, you will become a guy who died without growing up, not because of lack of luck but not learning fast enough.
Lu Bu's military talent is "average" as a whole, and this is his peak situation. But it was already very good, because the military talent like Zhuge Liang was incompetent at first.
And the ordinary generals of the glorious Three Kingdoms on the earth are mostly incompetent incompetence-you have never commanded an army, how can you be born to fight? Is there a military academy in the Western Han Dynasty? Talk about infantry exercises or large corps operations?
For example, in some circumstances, Cao Cao had his "advanced" state to play, and he had a "superior" command at the best historical moment.
Usually, if you want such a state, only Huo Qubing, Chen Qingzhi, or a modern military staff can calculate everything clearly in advance.
Personal Wu Yong: This item is very detailed and very complicated. The art of various patterns and human structures can make some artists of this era quickly plagiarize! Oh, it’s called for reference, because the "devil" will not sue us anyway.
Lu Bu's overall strength is 356 points, the evaluation is tyrannical, the first general in the Three Kingdoms, the only monster outside the list.
For details, you can look at the extremely detailed data of each part of the body, from the strength of a toe to the cardiopulmonary function, digestion ability, nutritional health, physical and mental state, immune ability-these are all very important, indispensable, otherwise your arm strength is very incompetent. You are just a trash. If your immune index is not good, you will have a cold.
But it is exactly the same as a real person. The more powerful it is, all the data will rise. Unless there is a genetic disease, the disease cannot be treated or even waited for "someone" to discover.
Brain IQ: including artistic ability, etc., etc., is also super complicated. Lu Bu has a very high IQ, especially his comprehension of fighting, riding, archery, traditional martial arts, fighting skills, fighting art, etc., etc. He is a standard civil and martial artist, which is also very common. Generally speaking, physical Strong humans are very smart.
Personality charm: It is also super complex and multi-faceted, especially for warlords of this era, the physical and mental pressure is too great. But Lu Bu is not yet a humanoid demon like Ma Chao, a war lunatic like Xiang Yu.
Known situation: He Ming can only say that when he accepts knowledge, knowledge changes destiny-this is also the source of the greatest happiness. Because you are really omniscient and omnipotent in this kind of game, traverser? Hey, count as a fart.
Financial management ability: This is super important in daily life. Money determines fate, especially in the ancient world, because there is no gift of infinite wealth from the abs.
If there is no financial management ability, this game character will spend money on his own, and will soon enter a variety of sad lives. Of course, this also means a lot of moving plot-it's a pity that He Ming should have no chance with this, he will immediately open it.
Conscience and morality: This point is also very complicated. There are many, many kinds of "your actions determine your subsequent life." And after some things are done ~EbookFREE.me~, unless you know the insiders and kill them all, then you can "secret" them.
But it is still unreliable, because suddenly one day because of his own sleep talk, or the investigator came up to the door with divine help...because the investigator is not a fool, as long as he can analyze it.
Whoever has the ability and then excludes whoever is the last one is the murderer.
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"Yes, high-end goods are high-end goods. I'm set to play." He Ming nodded, but did not hesitate to turn off the copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", no reason, the Three Kingdoms is too backward-no, too old What's more, after the reunification of the three kingdoms, he can only fight the world unless he continues to attack, otherwise?
Well, at least he has no time to wait for the population to grow from generation to generation.
So he jumped to the "struggle of a monkey" that he had longed for-well, the name is: the life of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
ps: The first one. To be continued. .
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