Chapter 1933: The giant "gorilla" **** general (on)

This is a very beautiful pristine natural scenery, a broad-leaved forest in the morning sun. Every ray of light and every leaf is also a classical and elegant artistic picture. He Ming gave one hundred points out of ten. Please forgive me, this is a country boy who still respects art.
The stage is: farmland, forest in the world of swamps, Owari country, Honshu Island, Japan.
The prey is an adult wild deer. It is also a work of art. The picture composed of yellow fur and white spots is already a beauty that cannot be drawn even if the
genius
painter kills himself.
It moved in the forest with a kind of elf-like vigilance, "haha" a sound of sudden threats sounded, and it immediately jumped forward with a kind of contempt, and then it lost to human wisdom, a A certain monkey spent all hours exhausted from the early hours of the morning to nine in the morning before digging the trap. The tools were still obtained illegally: holding the sheep at hand, including other very precious tools and objects, such as salt and miso.
Seeing the prey in the trap, there is the domineering and domineering Toyotomi Hideyoshi who will be the king of the world in the future, I am the king of the world, North Korea, the Philippines and even China will have a very funny teenage version of "Celebration."
However, from the details, he is completely different, and it is obvious that Fatty Loli is also easy to recognize.
At least the body's bones are much stronger, and the mental aura is also completely different. What's important is that with a very precious temperament, he looks at the eagles and looks everywhere. Although he didn't even wear shoes, sandals, pants? What are pants?
This is because, in the real world, there are very user-friendly intelligent gradual choices for playing games, so until now, He Ming has added personal favorite game elements, many. The opening is also done at least twice-he will not remember how many times he specifically opened the hook.
Otherwise, under normal circumstances, that is, in real life, it is impossible for the 8-year-old Toyotomi Hideyoshi or 38-year-old Toyotomi Hideyoshi to move from the farmland he has never walked out to the Owari Forest. At that time, there were no traffic roads dedicated to deep mountains, old forests, and remote areas, and maps would not be effective.
And in a sense, the forest belongs to the Celestial Royal Family and is now the property of the local lord. Everything in it includes prey, and of course it is also the property of the powerful.
In short, Toyotomi Hideyoshi's current behavior is worse than the killing of giant pandas in China in the 21st century.
He, he who controls He Ming doesn't care, not to mention no crime, no capital dripping blood from every pore. What do monkeys talk about fighting for world supremacy?
Therefore, He Ming chose "speed movement", just where he wants to go, if the logistics can be guaranteed (the problem of eating along the way, then he can get there with the best personal conditions. But if you don’t open it, you will be a bandit and bandit when you encounter a refugee There is no later Toyotomi Hideyoshi. Of course this is impossible. He Ming will definitely open it without mentioning automatic archives.
For example, please God's upper body. Invincible!
In addition to being safer and faster than King of Superman, He Ming has added a lot of other game elements, such as the enhancement of "historical figures" and the "beautification" of appearance.
Although Toyotomi Hideyoshi is still the same, he is "cute" first, at least he never brushes his teeth. It will gradually reach the level of commercials, and then already have "divine power". He Ming and some religious bulls in the game can see the phantom of the related gods, dominate the monkeys, and constantly display "This monkey will King over the world, Japan's Shenzhou". The difference is that He Ming does not kneel and lick.
This is an option to enhance the history of celebrities, otherwise any behavior of the "monkey" will change history, and then any player including He Ming will be stunned to see, and so on. History? What about history? What about Nobunaga's ambition?
Therefore, various mechanisms have emerged to protect historical celebrities, including the enhancement of the ability index. The 50-point data is generally enhanced, which is very scary, equivalent to Lü Bu breaking through 1,000 points of personal martial arts. Then he can smash an African arrogant rhino, use his fist to help the elephant's heart retire early, and then brag about it. This is called "this is dark power."
If you run an African cheetah or an American bald eagle, it can be said that the is that 1,000 martial arts can keep this fastest movement for at least half an hour, and the degree of effort is equivalent to that of an ordinary human running 500 meters.
In this case, yes, the game has become a "fantasy" style, and Lu Bu can single-handedly sweep the world, provided that he does not encounter monsters of the same level as Xiang Yu and Li Cunxiao.
Therefore, He Ming continued to choose the limit, but the protagonist was definitely not included.
So he used the enhanced version of "Divine Power", which is the non-real power augmented by reality mortals, so the monkey now has the "Feng Guo Da Ming Shen", the divine power of mortal gods.
However, Ieyasu can only obtain the "Dongsho Great Power" in the future when he reunifies the world. The famous martial artist Yuan Yizhao is the "White Flag Great Myoshin", and Shimazu Yoshihiro is "the spear and the strong fate"... Needless to say, Nobunaga. On the sixth day of the Demon King Boshun, Uesugi Kenshin was a fanatical believer in Vishamen, and he was also the king of the north and the protector of Dharma. But Lord Nobunaga's Demon Boshun had killed the Tathagata Buddha.
Of course, the practicability of these divine powers is the most important thing, which means that you brag that you are the reincarnation of the Amaterasu, but without the ability, it is not as strong and powerful as the warm backstage of Banba.
Obviously, the monkey has been very successful. At least He Ming added "super recovery" to him "actively". The other sixth-day demon kings' strongest moments did not have this one-percent effect, otherwise they would come. One hundred changes of Honnoji Temple, Nobunaga also said, "I have two samurai swords in my hands. I am super confident. Come on, I who crossed the Baleno on Chunxi Road, don’t take the ordinary road!"-Nobunaga was in the Warring States Period of Japan, He is also one of the best athletes in the game...Anyway, his martial arts are very high, so he has super-recovered physical strength and it is difficult to beat him.
...
Then there were scenes full of classic comics, although it was a monkey brutally smashing a wild deer that looked like a work of art, and aimed at his head, relentlessly, time and time again-looking for rocks is troublesome.
But that’s okay, it’s just a perfect description of words that are all different.
He Ming now does not play stupid games that walk around like real people, except for shooting games. Please, in reality, don’t you have enough real people? The reason why a game is a game. Because he is a game and not a real life, he does not need to express the super stupid 3d or nd people walking around in the European and American worlds, claiming that the whole world, a world, is not as big as the commercial streets of the horse market that he has walked through.
Is it really fun to run around the mountains? Kidnapped by the interests of the computer configuration manufacturer, jerk?
"Knowledge changes fate. Information determines fate."
The monkey successfully verified this sentence, so he finally had breakfast to eat, and immediately he couldn’t do without drooling, especially funny performances. This is the essence of a person, and it is also the character that the law changes, and He Ming plays with the monkey. the reason. He definitely doesn't want to watch Ieyasu's life. I can bear it. Life is like a tortoise crawling, and then benevolence is moving. Watch Nobunaga pretend to be a ghost, and then enter the tyrant mode.
Anyway, from the perspective of modern people. Ieyasu is the best leader, and Nobunaga is the most competent class fighter. Where is the monkey? The best joke.
So if you want to play games, you know how to choose. You don't love leaders and classmates, because they can't entertain you, but only remind you of the cruel reality and sad past that they entertained you.
The next specific operation is to use knowledge and hand in hand to serve mankind for many years. Scarred, tears dried up and the knife turned into rust to separate the wild deer. This was a planned act. Comrade Toyotomi Hideyoshi also fully expressed his care for the first precious property in his life.
Then use "information" to pick up firewood that can become "dry firewood at a glance" in the monkey's eyes.
It can be seen that knowledge and information are indispensable. In the end, what makes a fire?
One of a group of colorful lighters in a small shopping mall in Wenzhou in the 21st century.
Otherwise, the word "stone light" means: picking up a stone and desperately smashing another stone to produce a fire, use this fire to start a fire... Believe me you can only do this in the Sahara Desert. This succeeded in starting a fire.
Make a fire, watch the wonderful performance of the monkey crying and laughing, tease a fat Zhengtai, observe in detail the monkey's physical and mental health in the warm state of the fire, and then start to deal with the second task. The monkey still has a lot of things to do that the gods possess and are generally taught by himself. The first important thing is to make a "chic deerskin outfit" for himself.
No way, he, the monkey, and Hiyoshi-classmates have no clothes to wear—Hiyoshi Maru means Hiyoshi dog egg, or dung ball. Not equal to the entire name. It means that when Li Qiang was a child, he was called Li Qiang Goudan and Shit Ball. If you call him like that when you grow up, he will definitely turn his face.
Now, in the cold spring of 1545, fourteen years of astronomy, in a sense, the clothes worn by monkeys are still wrapped in cloth when they were born. In spring, summer, autumn and winter they all wear them without being primitive.
A piece of ramie clothes, now 8 years old, can only be regarded as a bag style, it does not matter, so it is no problem to expose the spring.
Owari country was like the weather in southern China in ancient times. It was cold in winter and hot in summer-wait, what place is not cold in winter and hot in summer? Yes, such as the Sahara Desert in Africa, it is hot all year round, and yes, such as the North and South Pole, it is cold all year round.
The reason why there are no other clothes is a simple matter of materials, time, energy, technology, and manufacturing.
The modern 21st century is not the era of the abdominal muscles. The rough clothes that the dead in the country don't wear otherwise the village cadres will turn their faces. Is this discrediting the party's face? Do you discredit the flower dynasty of the 100th year of the eternal world?
Relatives will chase down such fools who are absolutely shameful.
In this era, to make clothes with ramie, you first need to plant a large piece of ramie, and then ask God to give your face, and the worm will give you a face. Finally, the ramie is harvested, soaked in water, and after a certain period of time, the skin is removed, the fiber is extracted, dried, and rubbed. Thread, and finally weave with tools.
So the clothes of the poor in Japan are really important assets. Don’t believe in the beautiful armors in the glorious company, don’t believe in the beautiful costumes in TV shows like Dao, and change one a day-Comrade Ieyasu will be furious.
To buy? Don't be kidding, this is agricultural society, understand? If you are a farmer, create everything yourself!
This is called the smallholder economy.
Do not use the idea of ​​the industrial age to understand the agricultural age. If the industrial age
has everything
, the agricultural age is
one ownership
.
The Japanese Sengoku period destroyed the small peasant economy that took time, so the result of Toyotomi Hideyoshi was that he had no clothes to wear. Because adults first need to meet the problem of eating before they can consider wearing clothes, especially the clothes of the little boy who has died.
Why didn't He Ming just open it? At least get a stack of seven wolves underwear in the small Wenzhou shopping mall? no, no, it's not fun to hang up like this. Note that playing games must be professional and dedicated-he doesn't care whether the monkey wears underwear or not! It means that he can't worry about the springtime problem of the chimpanzees in the real zoo on earth.
So ten minutes later, there was a scene of Toyotomi Hideyoshi dancing again and again. He Ming can be understood as a Noh named "Fantastic Dance". It is a pity that he can't entertain He Ming too much without relevant learning.
"Woohoo~"
Finally started to eat, the first big meal in life barbecue venison. Toyotomi Hideyoshi was so moved that he cried. Many personal mood texts are very interesting, such as "I don't believe...Is this a dream? What did I do that I became a hunter?"
Yes, the interesting part of this game is believed to be screaming on another light curtain on Earth today. The lucky ones who were overjoyed by themselves, especially the superman who had just become incredible and finally enjoyed it, also enjoyed it immediately.
That's right, it is exactly any game character, including a baby, who has independent thoughts. The player actually manipulates some of his thoughts. If the player asks him to do something he can't do, he will immediately resist. If you force it, congratulations. Your Uesugi Kenshin or Takeda Shingen wants to become a split personality or "crazy man", referred to as a lunatic.
Of course, under the influence of the game and the huge artistic charm, He Ming does not think that the monkeys on the earth can be manipulated. On the contrary, he will be infected. Playing Uesugi Kenshin will become a Virgin, and playing Maori Yuan is still Soun Hojo will become a conspirator, what about playing Nobunaga? Will be domineering, domineering, because those who follow me live and rebel against me die!
monkey. Although he was only eight years old, he still ate one twentieth of this sika deer's body weight, which weighed about 4 kilograms, mostly in internal organs, because of the monkey's greedy personality. He doesn't know how to eat "precious deer legs" and antlers. Although he is only eight years old, he has the experience of a modern Chinese otaku at 18 and a Japanese otaku at 88. In fact, the biggest reason is that Hiyoshi understood that he was sleepwalking but successfully hunted the sika deer that the hunter could not catch. The sika deer does not have any information about it. It will not appear in places where it is easy to be caught. The general activity is desperate for hunters. Areas, forest edges, open areas, and mountains. And hunting with Japanese bows and arrows? With a grin, you can only shoot flies, right?
He Ming checked the monkey's inner information. He kept thinking: The antlers of the sika deer are used as medicinal materials and can be sold to the samurai.
Samurai such as Honda Tadaka is very willing to put this diagonal on his helmet-the warriors of the Sengoku period in Japan also fight for equipment single-handedly, bastard!
But first of all, He Ming is like a monkey starting to be obsessed with manipulation. Let him take care of the deerskin, at least peel off the skin, and then disassemble everything from the abdomen to the neck and then to the limbs, and finally remove all of them and put them on It may be the last flush in the water not far away.
Then he enters the normal time that He Ming can pass a little bit, but "not stay here for long." Although there is a fire, there are also wolves and robbers. It is spring and the wolves are extremely hungry. But this monkey took a lot of time. Just slaughter a sika deer in the forest.
Fortunately, Japan is a mountainous region. Even in the plains and swamps of Owari, there are many mountains. Therefore, wolves can only eat, and there is no way in front of open monkeys.
"Woohoo!"
In this way, I got the first deerskin outfit in my life, which is a piece of deerskin. Then I took off the only clothes and turned the clothes into two clothes. The monkey immediately felt warm and "miracle".
After that, there was not much. The monkey showed the domineering attitude of an immortal patient with cervical spondylosis this time, and continued on the road... He Ming now understands that he cannot command an idiot. "Twenty years" ahead of schedule, a certain Cyclops never forgets. Ten years, entering the age of hegemony.
Because he still has family members, such as Hidenaga Toyotomi, oh, now it's called Kotake, it's a pity that he didn't use "maru".
Toyotomi Hidenaga is the same father and mother brother of the monkey, not the stepfather's son. This can be seen from the level of agility in his brain, and Ya's IQ is also at the level of academic tyrants-if he is a stepfather, he must be stupid to death.
Of course, Toyotomi Hideyoshi still loves his family very much, except for the future flowers of his stepfather.
...
"Sorry, I borrowed something from the elder. This is a gift for you."
Because a lot of the "only" property was taken away, he didn't even eat any food. The elder of Guangming Temple who actually didn't need to eat was dumbfounded. Then, classmate Riyoshi Godan returned the property, including interest: a book-sized piece of fat venison. There is still a lot of rust on the knife. I believe that the knife finally saw "Meat Flavor" today. It doesn't matter, it doesn't hinder it, Mr. Venison's delicacy status and expensive value.
...
"Wow, the incredible Hiyoshi Maru (Dogdan!"
"Wow, miracle Hiyoshi Maru, do you really want to give us such a gift?"
The villagers also found it incredible, especially when He Ming forcibly manipulated the monkeys and began to "buy people's hearts." Although He Ming didn't understand, the rice-structured society in Japan was a warm society, which cannot be seen from the experience of ancient Chinese society. It is also the reason for the high difficulty of ancient Chinese society. You don't even want to engage in more free behaviors and professions, if you are a girl? Sorry you can only move around in two places in your life, your home and husband's house, especially when you have no clothes to wear-you can imagine the result of staying in two latrines for a lifetime.
Then, apart from the stepfather, the family had a happily barbecue dinner~EbookFREE.me~ I'm sorry, the fresh and raw meat, including the hoofs, were all gone.
Only in the afternoon, the miraculous Comrade Hiyoshimaru had something to say. The antlers were suddenly taken away by his stepfather like a ninja. The deerskin suit was processed and processed in the hands of his mother and then did not belong to him? Why, please, brothers and sisters need to keep warm!
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Okay, look at the time He Ming continues to control Hiyoshi on the road, but this time he has followed the 11-year-old sister Chi, the five-year-old brother Kotake, and the two-year-old half-sister Asahi Hime—of course she needs to be wrapped into one The little monkey was then tied to Hiyoshi's back. No reason, this was originally the job of Hiyoshi Godan.
If you think that’s the case, if you have
meat
, you can’t wait to have a full meal of the army of children, including those who have grown up but have low IQ (inbreeding, right? As long as there is something to eat, they will follow it, and then bring this one. "Legion", I went to a place where I can eat — backing on the mountains to eat the mountains, and relying on the water for drafting. He Ming has given the best place to eat recently. What's more delicious than seafood, oh, river?
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