Chapter 2000: Earth: Goodbye, Mortal Monkeys (Part 1)
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Technology Treasure King
- Undercurrent becomes a river
- 1817 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:05:54
"Gentlemen, ladies and children, have you been waiting for a long time? Now I am going to serve everyone again. This is always humble but also a wholehearted and extremely warm service."
"Old rules, old choices, good luck and winner take all, but you can believe me, this time because there are too many products in the beautiful life era, so from now on, human beings will live an era without ordinary people. The era of superhuman beauty, which is of course extremely handsome for men, is finally here!"
"I only have one suggestion about this..." He Ming made the stupid virtue that the United States needs you, and continued on live broadcasts in countless worlds: "An old saying: at this moment, if you are still a mortal, then you should hurry up Self-portraits and video recordings. Because everything about ordinary people at this moment, even the large number of mites on their noses that cannot be extinct, will be looked back affectionately in the long river of time countless years later...I really love insects."
"Hahaha!"
The family background that has been named "Golden Era" was a huge celebration, and a lot of onlookers laughed. He Ming stopped talking nonsense, so he showed a mysterious smile and clenched his big fists and said: "Come on, the draw will begin immediately, the draw For details on the mechanism and prizes, please log on to the official website of Abdomina."
In an instant, it took one second for the official website of Abdomen to be refreshed. You must know that for the official website of Abdomen, which has been transferred to the Chai Ting Consortium Optical Network Empire, it is simply... a stain.
No way, it's definitely not for people on earth, but for the entire universe to log on to the official website of Abdomen. That is the origin of the latest news, no copyright. So immediately took it and put it on his own website, whoever is fast is the huge winner.
Because to some extent. A large number of "aliens" cannot log on to the Earth network as they wish. They need a very limited number of online applications, about one million, so they are all obtained by various universe network companies.
No reason, the reason is very simple, aliens log on to the earth network as they wish, then some fans of the earth tycoons are really terrifying to the extreme-now it is terrible. This is indirectly logged in through various software of Longjia Xianyuan, that is to say, it is actually viewed by Longjia Xianyuan.
In this way, there is a saying. After all, an ordinary person in Longjiaxianyuan can theoretically operate countless web pages. That is the Internet controlled by the mind. It is not too easy to be engaged in the new navy. Of course, do not expect much reward. It is still "free" to serve people.
"Wow!"
Just saw the prize. There is no exclamation unless it is a dumb person of this era, but a dumb person actually has a voice, just like a deaf person can certainly hear the voice, but just like a dumb person who is indistinct and "inaudible."
This time there is nothing to say about the prizes. As for the Beautiful Life No. 1, what no one knows is that there are 999 normal versions prepared. There are 999 limited editions and 99 extreme editions. Each is different. The effect doesn’t need to look at those Internet celebrities, the various kinds of the family members of the abdomen brothers, wifes and mothers are enviable and hateful, but I can’t tell how many effects are used. Every product has big beauties-this is Huade Liu ready The model is not a "robot" that humans on earth understand, but a big beauty in the universe who is not outstanding, but must have characteristics. The director is not good, but it must be a director in the style of Abdomen.
It can be said that these commercials created a large number of celebrities.
At this moment, they are just insignificant objects that they glanced at. As far as humans are concerned, their minds are all on the prize.
In fact, it is not just a beautiful life era, but a conceptual beautiful life era, because countless products cannot be explained by beautiful life.
Ordinary products according to chance, 26 big and small babies, sure enough, including the original fat Zhengtai Fat Lolita chance, then 260 times. This way the winning is very big, because there are too many prizes.
However, in the lucky draw opportunity that will be updated this time, the Chinese have turned into a heinous 666 times, the Smectas have 456 times, the Japanese have 222 times, and the Americans have 333 times.
All are determined according to the citizenship at this moment. For example, if you are Chinese but you are in the United States or Japan, then there are still 666 opportunities.
The explanation for this is that the Smectas and Americans had chicks this time... In fact, there is no explanation, and to a certain extent around the world, no explanation is needed.
Anyway, most of the people have already received the greatest benefit, which is really touching.
666 chances...Fuck, if I fail this time, I'm a big idiot, and I can commit suicide to be 222 Japanese.
Interestingly, there is another option for Japanese people, which is 250. Of course, Little Japan all chose 250, turning sadness into joy. awesome! It's just that there are 260 chances and ten chances missing in the world. We have the lucky halo of Amaterasu to increase!
As for 250? Who cares, He Ming really underestimated the little Japanese... He was a man with a sheep character.
The number of lottery draws is actually not the best. If you win the top prize of all kinds, you feel like you have won a lower level treasure house.
As for all the editions of Beautiful Life Era, they are all included in the big gift packages of "You will be beautiful to every cell!" and "You are so handsome and start to alarm the United Nations". It is also such a gift package. All products of Beautiful Life Era are ordinary and limited. , Supreme started all at once.
Believe that you are still an ordinary human being, then you can soak into any goddess on earth this time.
For this kind of spree, the long-prepared "mystery" buyer immediately made the earth humans breathless. Are you crazy? Exchange with a galaxy like the rich Milky Way? What the are you bragging about? We also think that you are aliens, but we didn't expect to be bragging Ravens!
Humans on Earth have generally accepted the existence of mysterious people as aliens, but humans on Earth believe that they are also in the "Galaxy". So the other party uses the Milky Way to exchange this gift package with himself, it is ridiculous to the extreme-shit, so that our earth is also counted by you? It's really "hahaha".
The reason for this cognition is because we abandon and ignore all the inferior abilities of the past. Now we can understand how huge the galaxy is, how mysterious and rich it is.
As for the whole universe?
Hey, it's better to be a down-to-earth person.
Of course the mystery considered this, so he took out related valuable items, which made the earth humans want to rob the mystery right away-wait, how rich is Abdomen? It's really scary, but we like it so much. The richer the abs, the richer we are. This is the true god!
However, the beautiful and handsome gift package is not the best prize in the first prize. There are more good things, including the ability to travel in the sky once you have it-no, it is a huge super artifact that travels in the universe. It can be seen that my god, what a huge demon Abdomen has conquered? Because their weapons are placed in the solar system, the solar system has become...small.
Naturally, this type of weapon can only be accepted in the huge starry sky. Humans on Earth can't think of any use plan for the time being. It is just the price of a mysterious person. Please, don't watch it, because I don't know if Superman will have a heart attack.
There are countless prizes, and the pictures of any prize, the art and advertisement pictures and videos of any one of the prizes are all superb. It was a waste of a lot of time to browse through it in the past. Now only one glance has been passed. The original ideas are gone, fool, It's not what you want to win, but what you will win!
The lottery that determines the fate is a brand new design. This time it is a math maze design, that is, if your baby or abdominal muscles press start, you will throw your lucky ball, which jumps in a large number of mazes. Go, which grid you hit in the end is the prize.
It can be understood as an uncontrollable lucky ball that is thrown from the outside of the earth onto the earth full of grids, and that grid is the prize.
The whole universe is also the way to draw a lottery. The advantage of this is that it is absolutely fair and absolutely depends on the lucky index.
And this time the whole universe lottery is also very rich, almost the same, except that there are no earth human characteristics and more cosmic prizes, a total of 26... chances. Yes, only 26 times, including the humans on earth in the real world~EbookFREE.me~Starting, this kid with a face like a bun chose the maze, number 25. "
Bao Bao didn't know what a small golden lottery machine he shook hard, he felt free to deal with an annoying adult who was like a super passionate fan. He Ming showed the number 25 in black and white, and all the lottery mechanisms were activated.
Not to mention the need for strict identity authentication in the universe, of course, including the aliens in the higher universe can also cool 26, the earth humans now have too many ways to confirm their identity, so the account and password are really gone, like qq only QQ number, password? Unfortunately, you don’t need to enter it anymore. Your QQ will always be yours, unless the related company goes bankrupt and sells it to you and abandons the QQ number.
So for a while, countless lottery draws were carried out at once, and the whole world suddenly fell into a situation of screams and howls of pain. Some so confident guys still got bad prizes. You must know that under this kind of lottery mechanism, there is almost no large-scale draw. It’s a complete lucky draw, like the lottery lottery of the old age. It’s really laughable. There are too many ways to cheat. For He Ming, it’s better to let people catch the ball directly. The spectrum is performed by different lottery players.
ps: third more. (To be continued...)