Chapter 2001: Earth: Goodbye, mortal monkeys (part 2)


Only a minute later, the eastern hemisphere, half of the earth, mainly Asia, was under the rule of the Royal Salute and the Super Royal Salute. The Royal Salute has fireworks and wine.
In the sky below 1500 meters, there is a grand heaven of fireworks. The fireworks are so dense that a large number of airborne environmental protection mechanisms are immediately activated, otherwise the smoke of fireworks is even more terrifying than the eruption of a hundred super volcanoes.
However, the earth today is not the "primitive planet" of the past. Even if the super war between Korea and Japan broke out before the outbreak, there were fewer than a few hundred ants "injured" by mistake. Because backward primitive large-scale weapons cannot be used on earth, such as the howitzers of the old age.
And now the countless brand new shells can be understood as all having the function of super armor-piercing shells. You must know that in this era of constantly updated and incredible materials, you continue to use the old explosives, etc. I am afraid that the thin skin of the old small Japanese plastic cars will not be able to fight. wore.
So many fireworks prove that the power of the people is indeed the most powerful. This is not comparable to any rich family. After all, any rich family cannot set off fireworks all over the world at the same time or huge backward gunpowder fireworks. No reason, it is "popular grievance". I can’t bear it anymore. It’s not in the 1980s. The kid, or the abdominal muscles guy, saw some fireworks and jumped on it. Picking up a few firecrackers that escaped the bones is really a good life. .
And the setting off of fireworks also has some psychological content. For example, if you set it off by yourself, then it is a good taste of life. What disturbs the people? . This is Ximin.
why? Lao Tzu is the people!
Therefore, the fireworks set off by countless people is the largest in the world. Of course, it cannot be counted as the scale in the universe. Any wealthy family can easily exceed the working people. Oh, to be precise, a "monkey" of the earth.
The reason is because of happiness, and celebrations that have gradually become the norm in society. "Being a god" is more important than marrying a beautiful wife and giving birth to a fat boy. At least it means that you have finally blocked the "old age"; within a few tens of seconds, rushing to the spring. Oh, towards the eternal eighteen years old.
In fact, when you pick up a Superman magazine, you know: younger and more energetic. It is countless times more permanent and youthful than a normal monkey when it was a fertilized egg.
Modern monkeys are actually beginning to grow old in their teens. Twenty-odd is very obvious, of course, some monkeys will never admit, nor do they have this kind of artist-level observation ability. They can only find out by seeing the old man, oh, I am old.
Especially some stupid donkeys who fall in love with nightclubs to destroy themselves, what cosmetics are can not be saved.
Of course they never care about themselves. Life is lonely and ruthless. Kindergarten no longer loves it!
Ok. Stop talking nonsense, because now everything is over, I believe that the earth can say goodbye to humans, mortal monkeys. But don't be proud, even though you have become a god, believe me your stupidity is still hopeless.
Except for China, the whole world is still wind and sunshine. In the space coffee shop above the earth orbit, the super people who kneel down to celebrate or continue to drink coffee also cannot see the huge dense fireworks except Asia. Only some areas, such as Chinatown in the United States. So it seems to be a very small-scale salute of Chinese families-the United States wants to burn a large amount of gunpowder fireworks of the old age is still the same problem as mortal climbing. Expensive and cumbersome, otherwise would have new toys.
Of course, people in the Western world have various sayings, including Smecta and Little Japan: abandoning old-style fireworks is the progress of civilization.
Please take care of the earth, your mother's home.
In fact, to put it plainly, poor and stingy.
Anyway, many Chinese netizens now understand that these stupid birds are known to China. They are saints and "masters of prophecy" on the Internet. In reality, they are women who stumbled, or they are regular customers of very cheap women who stumbled.
Wait, why don't you have a tender girl? Why not teach and educate students and talk about life and the system?
Exalt them too much, are those young girls really big-headed? How could it be possible that people have mastered a lot of spare tires since they graduated from elementary school, that is, all the ways men use them, so it is too easy to control men, how can they be fooled? Damn it!
What's more, like the well-known old face and stupid face, people still don't lose their appetite, it is better than the hanging silk on the face with pimples, and there are advantages: sincere and young.
In addition to more and more fireworks celebrations, a large number of ordinary humans mainly celebrate online. Today is also the moment when the number of people online in Dragon Armor Fairy is the least. There is only one reason for countless reasons: a large number of mysterious people are going to annoy you. . But it is also very happy, like countless aliens are kneeling and licking you, and you are only on earth, in the past, from birth to death, there would be no creativity, any talent, or any shining monkey.
Now they are all different, and they all have to become gods!
Therefore, a large number of people return to reality, on the surface of the earth, to welcome the moment of God and the glory of God's prosperity.
Of course this is the glory of the Chinese people. No reason, Brother Abdominals is a Chinese son and daughter who loves the motherland deeply, and has never been so affectionate, eager, and strong, and easily moved the heaven and the earth.
Ordinary human beings, now according to the latest demographic statistics of various countries-governments of various countries obtain the latest national population data through the citizenship at the time of the lottery, otherwise there is no way.
Then there are about 5.3 billion ordinary humans including newborns and embryos, not superhumans.
In fact, apart from He Ming and Brother Abdomen, how generous and benevolent this time is, in order to get an embryo, it is also a child in the mother's womb. Of course, it cannot be a fertilized egg. Anyway, at least a legal pregnancy certificate is required. And this is too easy.
The lottery is carried out by the parents, but the prizes are transferred to some institutions of the Abdomen Consortium managed by intelligent programs, and are successively given to the beneficiaries in the most reasonable way. Only after he or she has the wisdom of an adult can he get all the wealth.
In the end, there are actually legal "stowaways" from aliens.
These smugglers passed the passport of the Earth Administration in the real world, which is another consent process, or simply not. Anyway, Brother Abs acquiesced, didn't it, as long as it is not exaggerated.
They are active on earth in various capacities. It only takes some time to easily obtain the legal status of some countries. The status of those countries is too easy. You only need to pay a small amount of money, such as a former "cannibal" tribe in Africa that just said goodbye to cannibalism. Because there are free KFC, McDonald's, and Master Kong drinks in the tribe to enjoy. Of course they also have the chance to draw a lottery and know how to draw a lottery.
But now it's almost transferred to the Chinese alliance, for this reason. It certainly does not need to be explained.
It is definitely a million times the enthusiasm that was known to flee to the United States. For this reason, let alone the chrysanthemum, the soul can be sold countless times.
Socialization is a kind of power, and at least there are unimaginable hard work by "aliens". Smart, enthusiastic and countless activities, ordinary humans also form the social empire of the ordinary human world, there is no way. Ordinary humans and Superman are two worlds in terms of IQ. Especially online.
At this moment, ordinary humans who have the right to enjoy this event are mainly active in some super QQ groups of the Penguin Empire, and in, so that there are countless collective feelings to feel the new life and the moment of prospering and becoming gods. Of course, a large number of Internet companies are necessary. , We have so many customers. For ordinary humans. It is sure to get a lot of benefits.
The Penguin Empire used to be the most successful empire in the history of human business. In the real human world, it will be estimated until 2020. The Penguin Empire will become a trembling monster for Microsoft and Apple. It is even richer and more influential than some Western developed countries.
The dream of hegemony in the age of Abdomen Brothers ended. The hegemony that expanded like an "system" went bankrupt in an instant, not because of the black history but because the foundation of the hegemony was instantly lost. Chinese netizens and netizens have countless better entertainments. cf has never been so lonely.
For those business empires at the time, income in the next few years is also crucial, otherwise problems will arise.
Now it is obvious, who rules the Chinese netizens and who rules the Internet, otherwise the Western world and Little Japan? Regrettably, there are not as many netizens in the world as Chinese netizens.
However, the biggest advantage of the Penguin Empire is the speed of light replication. Up to now, there are signs of gradual resurrection. For example, the successful planning of the QQ in the world of Dragon Armor Immortal Fate is a challenge to aliens.
Who made the original Chinese netizens unable to abandon the QQ at all? A QQ account is a "precious historical property", so as long as the QQ account exists, the Penguin Empire cannot be defeated.
Through all kinds of QQ groups that have the role of sympathy and sympathy, post it, a large number of ordinary humans have been live broadcasts of becoming gods, and they have no work, and what an advanced super-tech era. Therefore, the old men and old ladies are also active in the arena, making some of their hearts old. Netizens in Sao Nian were speechless, what happened? Grandpa playing CF is more hanging than himself?
At this moment, it’s not far from the horse market, the land of miracles. It was a town where birds did not in the past. In a garden called Hongqi Apartment that made the former city’s central park desperate, it is being held as long as the robot is ordered to do everything. Great banquet.
Almost all of the members are old men and women, of course, the general appearance and figure are the pre-abdominal traversers. I believe that I will associate a lot of plots of the works of the little Japanese teacher Rei Saijo here.
They belong to a super QQ group, and they are also members of the post bar in 1945 who regained their youth at dusk. The above said that socializing is also a kind of power. At least the lonely old men and old ladies know how to enjoy life and social networking when they are physically permitted.
No way, in reality there are more dogs and cats than people. Good friends in the past? It's a pity that people are either obsessed with games or still shopping spree, or they are celebrating dinner and in the process of entertaining dinner all day long.
"Our chance to become a is here! One of our beautiful women, Aunt Liu, is about to become a superman in a beautiful life era. Gentlemen, ladies and children, let us look forward to this moment."
The folk photographers of the latest video sites are indispensable here, and there are still "dreams." So at this moment, he is still a person who goes out to serve. A young man, not a superman, but he must have an immediate lottery.
With the help of various machines and smart programs, he took pictures of old men and old ladies, many, it should be all the old people in this small town, and there are also a large number of "netizens" who gather here. This is a good place for every inch of money, although it used to be "Birds don't shit".
Some tall sci-fi robots made beautiful flying traces in the sky and rushed into the sky. Ignoring the light landing of the earth's gravity, they all carried heavy silver boxes that looked like old nuclear suitcases, big or small.
The countless takeout robots that are very busy today are very top class. It is also a powerful top logistics robot, even a smart life robot, starting at the superman king level.
why? Being able to be on the earth would be very happy without making money.
What's more, at this moment, these food delivery companies still have the power of the Superman God, and even the power of the Superman God King is guarding various key grounds, and the earth is too small. Therefore, wanting to rob is equivalent to rebelling under their noses, which is as impossible as looting any commercial organization.
I believe some mortals such as the superman robbers who have planned for a long time, and the most overbearing Xin Gongzhi who took the risk because there is no chance, must be very desperate.
There is also the era of Superman. It is also that Superman has become a "general public", so there is no privilege, and the law should be harsh or harsh.
Of course, the superhuman privileges of the old days are actually the same as military courts. It's not that you can escape punishment if you commit a felony. That's a good thing for democratic countries. Nazi leaders can also get amnesty.
But today's ordinary superman is still a powerful superman. For some minor crimes, you only need to lose money, because it means you accidentally break a piece of glass when you are an ordinary human. Even if you accidentally knock down the Eiffel Tower, French law does not stipulate it. To kill you, it must be just to lose money.
Under the shooting of this young man, a very exquisite sci-fi robot delivered merchandise. With a slight smile, the service is still strange. Like the hillbilly is indeed served by the perfect machine god.
The product is No. 685 from Beauty Life. It is like a golden bottle the size of a grenade. There is a very thick yellow liquid in it, which can be smeared and... eaten as food. Of course, don't expect a certain delicious index.
There are also commercials with the latest optical technology. As soon as the package is opened, a temporary light curtain appears in front of you to play advertisements. But like projection, it is definitely not the latest version of the light curtain in the universe. Because of the biggest flaw, for example, it will still be affected by the environment, just like you can't see the phone screen exactly under direct sunlight.
Although the commercial is the simplest idea of ​​He Ming and Huade Liu is a highly perfected commercial model, it is still
outside the sky
for human beings on earth—exotic and exotic.
Believing in the real best product will make many people feel like they are living in Truman's world. Oh, the reality is "the world of the abdominal muscles".
At least some queens who wear Prada will immediately know that they must be aliens, otherwise...I want this "robot" to be my model! Otherwise, you can be careful, I expose the world shady!
I am not afraid of death!
The old ladies suddenly applauded, and the winner stepped forward. She is a moving "mature woman" with a appearance and a figure like a little Japanese fairy wife and a Smecta empress.
However, because Fang is 87 years old, there is still a lot of aging of ordinary humans that cannot be avoided. Compared with women of the same age who only practiced female toad kungfu, it was suddenly her...grandma age.
So now specifically ~EbookFREE.me~ is divided into the ordinary human world, the toad master world, and the superman world.
And this is really unspeakable sadness, and an old grandmother will be a great insult in anger.
It is worth mentioning that for male and female toad kungfu, now the abdominal muscle brother can retire. Just like the male toad kung fu, the female toad kungfu is a niche prize in numerous lotteries this time. There are only two million copies worldwide. If it wasn't for the perfectionist's insistent request, He Ming could cancel the "progressive progress" of the two mortals.
Indeed, in his opinion, this is "a redundant act."
Of course he is a love sage, so he thinks in another position. For mortals and other ordinary perfectionists, if you don’t come this time, you will have all kinds of excuses if you lose in comparison with others in the future: Well, I just missed the female toad skill once. Abs, this is your fault.
He Ming must have nothing to say. Why does the monkey create words such as "reason" and "reasonable"?
What a superfluous act.
ps: The first one. (To be continued...)
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