Chapter 2006: Those girls taught me to love, and the abdominal muscles taught me... (on...
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Technology Treasure King
- Undercurrent becomes a river
- 2646 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:06:03
In the time of eating, drinking and having fun, the fierce competition in this redneck universe to create a new history once again broke out.
Through the low-level light screen of a mobile phone that a fat baby stepped under the fat feet and he was not allowed to pick it up, He Ming learned about the infinite world from interesting special information at most and gained close to 500 million players. Still occupying the entire market, and then after repeated struggles, the Infinite World has not succeeded in breaking through, and it has successfully expanded all at once.
But at least so far, there are about 300 million players in the virtual game world of the earth, and it can be regarded as a firm foothold and has not been defeated by Dragon Armor Xianyuan in one breath.
If I was overwhelmed in one breath, I believe that Lu Wenyi is okay. Ji Tang will lose points in the Lu family even more-no, He Ming instantly understood the heart disease of a father-in-law. If Ji Tang fails, the father-in-law will start to admire him instead. , Because the father-in-law hates that kind of incompetent elite, not the "working people" like himself.
It is a pity that He Ming will not be against Lu Wenyi or Ji Tang.
This is really stupid, and this is also the reason for the high mortality rate of March 8th.
He Ming also understands that these "players" are naturally all earth players, and cosmic players are considered to be gross, they are completely poor compared to earth players-no matter how crazy the cosmic players are, they are at best like the old Middle Eastern tyrants hitting a few oil fields Just smash a few rich planets. But ordinary players of the earth players also charge money and throw at what? Dozens of solar systems... You need to know that when there are too many numbers, sometimes money is not regarded as money.
What's more, the so-called consumption environment is too good. The latest universal superhuman cash benefits have ensured that they will always have "good food".
Then he is Superman. If you are out of money, fly away from the earth and just find a natural life planet to grow land and you can get rich. For example, the "Super Earth" that could only drool in the past.
In the end, it doesn't help, there is the abdominal muscle brother, and the second generation of the abdominal muscle brother married. By the time Abdomen must be very generous.
But in fact, in the universe, planet development is already an industry, and then? Don't imagine it too beautifully. Consumption is based on the purchasing power of intelligent life. Then you have developed countless planets. What kind of rich have you become?
This perception of so-called money. It is difficult for humans on earth to understand, and they don't even understand many planets in this way. Worthless.
Because it can't be sold...
The crops you produce can only be enjoyed by yourself, so it is better to receive all kinds of free food and welfare, etc. It is a fool to go to an alien planet to farm. Thankless.
Besides, reality is always separated from beautiful imagination. One is that there is no time. The second is...Of course, robots are also farming in the universe!
After a long time, He Ming finally got up and left. Chen Ziqi already wanted to return to work. He couldn't refuse, so he had to acquiesce.
After all, don't look at the trivial matters of the earth, but Chen Ziqi is still responsible for all the other secretaries, let alone He Ming, he has already given Huade Liu all the major and minor matters.
But this time Chen Ziqi still didn't have to leave He Ming. Seeing the piles of fat Zhengtai Lolita who was sleeping messy on He Ming, the little baby knew that Brother Abdomina was going back to sleep again this time-except for the experts who deliberately pretended to be deaf and dumb. Or they just don't like to use their brains because they don't have brain skills. Others don't believe that the abdominal muscles will serve the people after going back this time. Excuse me, what people? Oh, your wife. Wow, I found the ulterior secret! too frightening! Must be tight-lipped.
Some "genius" experts began to complain secretly, can't they, I'm procrastinating again?
There is no doubt that let alone He Ming, almost everyone has procrastination, which is an inevitable instinct with lazy bed or lust.
And through all the past of the abdominal muscle brother in the first demon game, you know how his admirable "boxing champion" physique fell so quickly in college? Abdominal muscles are gradually replaced by fat.
It is procrastination, a hotbed of evil called "University".
In this way, when will you be more "perfect"?
...No way, I can definitely make progress, but what about some little white faces? Unfortunately, that's it.
In fact, just like the stronger the stronger, the handsomer the more handsome, the more handsome.
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"Ah, a beautiful day has begun again! The birds are singing, the sun is smiling, and the abdominal muscles leave the bedroom to welcome a new day."
Hundreds of hours have passed since Earth time. He Ming returned to his personal free time. There is no other way. He was pulled over by his wife just before returning home for a gunshot... Well, it's really a "cannonball", it can only be described in such a crude way, because This is the "real life", and the abs will be raped by life.
So? Elegance is gone, try to survive, don't pretend to be forced!
At least don't say to the mistress with a miserable face: you stand in front of me, but you don't know that I like your delicate low-cut outfit.
Wearing relatively cartoon shorts, revealing an extraordinary and saintly wife who believes that the size of the wife can't hold the same muscles as the pupils, and then walked a few steps, and instantly came out of the first piece of sunlight from the bedroom to the beach dozens of kilometers away. Then he walked straight under a bizarre big cosmic olive tree, and finally turned into a man without bones.
The delicacy delivered right away by the boneless abdominal muscle brother is the mouthful of countless saliva, but soon there will be a fat boy and fat little loli who is trying to catch up with his brother and sister, a few fat boys have already There are a lot of veterans of the pet army, and a lot of stupid toy ancestors.
They definitely don't mind using Abdomen as the home of pet toys.
In this way, the procrastination of the abdominal muscles may destroy one of the most outstanding almighty "famous doctors" in the multiverse-in fact, it is like the almighty doctor of He Ming who is collectively called the "Master of Life". It's not omnipotent, because life has just a few contents, and any intelligent life is the same to some extent, including any life, plants or other. For example, single-celled organisms, but this is as easy as painting an egg by a master artist, rather than painting the "seven days of God".
Anyway, this is a creation. A structure is improved, beautified, enhanced, etc., etc.
He Ming likes to use structure and energy, because to a certain extent, good structure uses good energy, then it is the jewel eye under the top goose egg face. In the old age, hurry up and dissecting this bitch-hurry up and save us Goddess of Destiny!
It can be said that it is super complicated and very simple, but many problems are like this. Countless cosmic problems depend on whether you have that brain or not, except that any struggle is completely powerless.
It means that you must have feet before you can walk. But the idiot doesn't understand that he doesn't even have feet, but he is delusional, changing his fate against the sky, breaking the cosmic problem like eating and drinking water-wash and sleep. Use up your eternal life. You are also "just that". Or be a class tyrant first. That doesn't require two feet.
Learning mathematics on the earth will kill countless brain cells, the brain nerves of many mortals who have only one life.
Time passed, the fat boy ate and slept, and was touched by a large number of people. At this time, He Ming had Huade Liu, and Hua De Liu started to work. It knows that at critical moments, it must be "faithful". Otherwise, a stupid monkey with procrastination is hopeless even if it is the abdominal muscle brother.
Huade Liu was moved by the diligence of Toyotomi Monkey when He Ming. It was also satisfied with a relatively good entertainment, and suddenly jumped out and said:
"Sir, all the work you gave me has been completed, and the preparations for the operation are perfect. But there are so many things, so please look at the many options? Take them out now?"
"Of course." He Ming picked up a cup of a fat baby and immediately made a very funny and demanding-looking cosmic famous drink, close to perfect juice, and the oversized crystal cup was floating with a lot of pulp. He and the fat baby Enjoying together, it's just that they immediately buried their head full of food.
Then I can't drink it again. He Ming doesn't like even the food in his child's mouth.
There was a light curtain in front of He Ming amidst the laughter. Toyotomi Hideyoshi slaughtered after Imagawa Yoshimoto went to Los Angeles. Of course, the single-handed picture immediately stopped, and a lot of content appeared immediately. It seemed like a very beautiful card game. Pop-up-this kind of game is equivalent to the web game in the universe, very popular, and belongs to He Ming's must-play on the toilet.
This is a very delicate and complicated game. It can take more time if you put it on the earth. I believe that countless players would rather in virtual games-of course, they must be played in virtual games. Real time is only much. It.
It's just that people like He Ming laughed immediately: Are you a fool? You are immortal and still care about time?
The cards are arranged densely and layered in a wonderfully shaped, beautiful and radiant sun tree flowing freely. The first two choices are the original Superman version and the latest Superman version, including the top ten ace series-already in advance After hanging up the hook, if He Ming wants to cancel, Huade Liu will also immediately seek the opinions of the earth's humans.
It's a pity that time goes by, and the ambitions of the abdominal muscles have risen, and the human pursuit of being more beautiful and handsome is actually cooler, more beautiful, and more beautiful. So it can only be reserved projects, but the relevant data given by Huade Liu, the latest vote to choose the project, or the data from the whole world shows that the reserved projects are at most tens of millions of "old customers". Everyone naturally looks forward to the latest project of Abdomina.
If it is "unbelievable!" again, then the old project is like this, and it has withdrawn from history. After becoming Superman, old ladies and old men will not have the incompetence of mortals and old people, including the old and vicissitudes of soul, at this moment It is also to "return to youth" day by day.
So as far as the mind is concerned, the outdated hillbilly choice that does not pursue the "old-fashioned".
In this regard, Abdominal Muscles, oh, Abdominal Abdominals Huade Liu will not disappoint human beings. Combining all the resources of He Ming, it forms a very gorgeous and complex surgical skill, which can also be collectively called the "Master of Life" skill. Includes a large number of new auxiliary devices.
After much deliberation, He Ming decided to form a relatively simple skill group, which basically includes life such as earth humans and robots. To a certain extent, the second spirit race is also a flesh and blood life such as earth humans. Ming can completely satisfy his "own people".
According to the division of science, he chose "spiritual, mechanical, transcendental intelligence" and so on. Unfortunately, it completely covers all races in this hillbilly universe.
Of course He Ming doesn't know this.
He wouldn't serve other cosmic races, especially cosmic races in the outer universe.
Of course, for the latest winners in this universe, look, this is the treatment, don't blame me if you don't want it.
How could people not want it?
In the choice of character image, He Ming thought about it and gave a very classic choice of the new top ten supreme trump cards. Before he wants to come, this is the last upgrade, right? He really can't continue to improve, because he has chosen the best image in one step.
This is the impatient perfectionist.
This time it is divided into seven males and three females, which is seven male options and three female options. But in fact, the content of the last three women's options still exceeds the first seven men's options.
So it's not gender discrimination, but a big project that needs to be separated, and the appearance of this project is completely different from the second project, and the third project is also unique from other projects.
If the twins choose different items, then there is no twin attribute.
So it just seems that men have four vastly different choices of appearance than women.
This is because He Ming has actually understood that women are actually extremely unconfident and would not choose the unpopular big options at all, so he does not need to be thankless, he will definitely not come up with options that think he is super creative. Only let the woman cry and beg the abdominal muscle brother to give her another chance.
So if you give the three most popular projects, that's fine, except for that, there is no need at all.
It's like you gave it, stunner, goddess, innocent beauty. Can you still give out, female warrior, female man, female hanging silk, female devil?
He Ming can only shrug his shoulders and look, this is a stupid thing. Stupid things of standard monkey stupid thoughts.
"That's it! Yes, ok, ok, ok. Send it out right away. Ah, the life passion frenzy is about to begin again, I heard the thunder of the earth, I heard the singing of the sky, I heard mine Talk nonsense. Okay, that's it."
"Oh, of course, we must prepare a lot of corresponding advertising, highlighting the new top ten selections in the original promotion~EbookFREE.me~ The ad slogan is: Are you ready? You deserve it. This is not good, eh Hmm, those girls taught me how to love, and that abs taught me to be perfect. Yes, this is a brand new advertising slogan. I am so talented! The elementary school culture of Monkey Planet invented a brand new that swept the universe in 0.25 seconds. Tianwang-level advertising words."
After He Ming finished typing quickly, he waved his hand, and Huade Liu immediately started to operate everything at the highest speed. Of course, the earth humans still don’t know it. The source of their first news is the large number of abdominal muscle brothers and girls on the scene. He did not expect He Ming's typing to mean that the event finally opened.
So first of all, the long-awaited advertising models of "aliens" in the universe have been waiting for countless years.
I think I have the big and big legs that the earth model loves so much, but I can only watch the earth, and in the poor and helpless hometown, spend the eternal life of the beauties. I love you all! Although you never know!
I think I have the coveted buttocks of the rich female on earth, but I can only watch the earth and live the eternal life of beautiful boys and girls in the poor and helpless hometown. I love you, rich women on earth! Although you never know!
ps: The first one. (To be continued...)