Chapter 324: Ancestor worship party

Came to the county where He Longhao went to school.
　　 I saw a large number of finished fireworks piled up directly on the street, there were fireworks hills everywhere, and firecrackers remnants everywhere on the road. Environmental protection workers would definitely be very busy.
　　 The streets are full of people, crowded, lights and colorful lights everywhere, it is very lively.
　　 It doesn’t feel like seeing from high above.
　　 A group of people went directly to the new home of He Longhao's two girlfriends, Meimei and Linlin, in the best big villa in that city.
　　 By the Lantern Festival, it happened to move today. However, according to He Longhao, the sisters of the Hua family finally decided to live in Songjiang. Said it was for the better education of future generations, in fact, he knew...for better enjoyment, this ghost place was fine except for girls.
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　　 The sisters followed He Longhao, and He Longhao closely followed He Ming, so naturally they ascended to heaven and entered the era of wealth. Just becoming a superman would have many privileges, with a monthly salary of 10 million yuan...
　　 Naturally, the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.
　　 Of course, there are full of friends and relatives today, and guests are like clouds. With the atmosphere of the Spring Festival and the Lantern Festival, I will come to cover my door and make a profit.
　　 directly without registration, fell from the sky above the villa area to the unmanned green ground, and went straight to the destination.
　　 He Ming, the arrival of a group of people made sister Hua overjoyed, almost annoyed to death, now it's fine, husband, you can stand it up, isn't your eloquence known as the first in the He family.
　　 This time it was He Longhao's turn to be dumbfounded, because this time he only brought a few small gifts and a few small jewels to his father-in-law and his mother-in-law, just as his own mind.
　　 I didn't expect so many guests, and in this house, He Ming was a guest, and he was a son-in-law who came to the door... As a result, he was surrounded by a large group of people to compliment him. In fact, let's give some greetings, handsome.
　　 "Help me!" Seeing the crowd, He Longhao cast his eyes for help. He Xiaoqian covered her mouth and snickered. He Ming couldn't see the dead and let He Longhao who came to the door for the first time lose face.
　　 So he took out a bag of gemstones from his backpack, from the world of the dead, the grains were perfect in appearance, as big as a small orange, and they were definitely worth hundreds of thousands of yuan.
　　 A heavy bag, as many as thousands of grains, can be used as a gift to relieve difficulties.
　　 He Longhao was overjoyed to take it. He was overwhelmed with the addiction of giving out gifts, and he was so powerful that he understood why He Ming always loves to give gifts. It feels so cool.
　　 "Give it to me! No? Only some food? Impossible, where does the gem bag come from!" He Fang grabbed the backpack and looked through it. There is nothing good at all. But when He Ming turned his hand, a perfect diamond the size of a baseball appeared in his hand.
She opened her mouth wide, grabbed it, and hid behind Zhou Qingyun and others, secretly admiring, and then probed and said: "I have convinced you that your method of hiding things is the number one in the universe. Don't use any demon baby. Yes, yes, yes, Space bag!"
　　 He Ming shrugged and said: "I also admire your reasoning, Sherlock Holmes, Conan Fang, who was born four hundred years late! It's a pity that you guessed the result, but you couldn't find it."
"Really, I admire your eloquence, but it doesn't work, so let's hand over your'criminal evidence'." He Fang didn't believe it at all. He received the big diamond, went out and turned He Ming's whole body up and down, and even grabbed the steel belt. Beating on the ground, delusional to identify whether it is a space belt.
　　 The wives looked very happy, the two belts are too ugly, why are they worn, how good they are broken now.
　　He Ming also has a happy smile. Can you break the belt of the mighty and devil? Hahaha! Wash and sleep quickly, dreaming is still possible.
After staying for half an hour, I picked up the sisters and went to He Ming’s hometown. At this moment, the night is approaching, and there is a fireworks paradise in Yangjia Village. According to hundreds of radio stations worldwide, it is sighing. You really deserve to be the relatives of Brother Abdomen. With extravagant and squandered gold blood.
　　 Fireworks and salute producers are laughing to death. The consumption of Hejia is equal to the consumption of a city, and non-high-end goods are not sold. Small firecrackers are insulting!
　　 It is worth mentioning that at present, more than 99% of China's fireworks are imported, and it is a third-class country in the south.
　　Because Huaxia strictly prohibits felling trees, the wood is becoming more expensive year by year. If fireworks are made, the cost is not as good as buying A three goods directly.
　　 Therefore, the Asan fireworks market has greatly prospered, and it is a relatively important input in foreign exchange. Of course, the number of lives lost to Asan by making fireworks every year is increasing every year...
　　Hejia Village is full of folk art teams, dragon dance teams, etc., but the audience is 0.
　　 A large open space before He Ming’s dinner in the afternoon has set up a luxurious stage regardless of cost. Here is a real big deal, a private lantern party. Domestic and foreign celebrities, including Big Cold Smecta Girls' Generation, have arrived, with more than 100 celebrities and dozens of Uranus stars. The Four Heavenly Kings of Xiangjiang, Long Cheng and so on are not a problem.
　　 So the news came out, and under the sensation, the live broadcast of the court, Malanshan, and Le Siyu were laughed to death, which is equivalent to the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala, which is awesome!
"This is the list of stars. It is done by discussing with your family and friends and spending money. There are also overseas, including the most popular girl group in Cold Country, Girls' Generation, and National Beautiful Girl IU. They spent tens of millions of RMB in appearance fees, which is the highest appearance in their history. Fei. Some male stars of Xiangjiang, including Leslie Cheung, Hua De Liu, Long Cheng, etc., do not require appearance fees. The representative of the agent they launched together met with me, implying and begging, and I hope you can promote and promote the head of Toad. "
　　 Chen Ziqi finished the report. He Ming looked at the list and said, "Yes, not bad, wait, why didn't Michael, my favorite spacewalk, come? Ask him immediately, and I will pick him up with a disc."
After Chen Ziqi took out the phone and asked the staff in charge of the matter, he said: "Chief, do you mean that superstar Michael? He has a strange personality and ignores the highest appearance fee of 10 million US dollars. He asks for the treasure of life to restore his normal appearance. Treasure. So angered your family, they T dropped Michael."
　　 He Ming shrugged and said: "Well, it's okay if you don't come. I originally wanted to kill Michael in seconds, which surprised people all over the world. Because I have surpassed him, my spacewalk is a demon spacewalk!"
　　, of course, is the download of the magic glasses. Once mastered, all the actions are millions of times more than Michael. It is very gorgeous and full of incredible dance charm. It is the top dance in the world of the dead.
　　 It is a pity that only the physical quality of a demigod can complete those movements. So Michael is not He Ming's opponent if he has magical help. One is primitive society, and the other is atomic society. There is no comparison.
Looking at the list, He Ming showed a playful smile, "Leslie Cheung, Hua De Liu, Long Cheng...all the male stars, they want to practice toad kung fu? Well, I made an exception! All the male stars in the show, no matter what Both home and abroad are participating in tonight's toad practice. It's at the temporary airport at 11 o'clock. Because the mountain roads are difficult to walk at night, I will pick them up with a disc at that time. Tell them not to risk their own car to go there."
　　 He Ming is thoughtful, and of course there are also insidious psychology. Leslie Cheung, Hua De Liu, etc. become machos, and there must be more scandals. Today I went to Gillian's boudoir for a day and a night.
　　 Tomorrow, I will hang out in the hotel for ten hours with a good sister or sister.
　　 There must be more incidents of explosions.
　　 I will also have entertainment when I can watch it, right?
　　 After all, now, open serious mainstream newspapers or obscene tabloids are all reporting on themselves.
　　 I was very excited at first, but then it was so boring, I also want to watch the news.
　　 I know what the I did, what I haven’t done, I know better than you guys, you guys report this fucking.
　　 For example, today, I accept the sovereignty of the islands, everyone knows, why bother, all TMs are special edition reports. Just eat an apple. A group of boring military and current affairs experts have endless analysis, such as what you want to eat Maple Leaf Country crunchy, for example, this is the beginning...
　　天.
　　He Ming finally understood that being a person is really painful. It’s impossible to play with Zhou Qingyun’s dirty public toilets in action movies like car shock, field battles, ghost learning, and anime wife love. I was discovered by a group of people as soon as I got out of the car door...
　　 "Brother Abs!!!"
　　 At the beginning of the evening banquet, this time there were a lot of guests, including Yang, Hu, fans of the abdominal muscles, some businessmen, etc., can come in, eat and drink for free, and have 10,000 red envelopes.
　　 This is the ghost idea of ​​a certain unscrupulous uncle of the He family, who used money to lure Yang and Hu to participate. Otherwise, they have been feeling uncomfortable recently and will definitely not come, because of a high-level banquet that they have never eaten before? Never do it.
　　 Come and send 10,000 yuan to the whole family.
　　 Anyway, He Ming pays the bill. To him, ten thousand is equal to one dime.
　　 He Ming ate a few bites of food, and he naturally took the stage at the invitation of the big stars. Because the big star knows how popular Abdomen is now, audiences don't want to see him, it's different if he pulls Abdomen on him, and this is the qualification in the future!
　　When the dragon goes on, He Ming drank a bottle of high-quality red wine, and said loudly to the newcomer Huade Liu: "Brother Hua, your mouse loves rice so great, my little brother will never forget it."
"Huh?" Huade Liu smiled when he heard the news. He was really a gentle gentleman. He maintained his demeanor under the sight of the people all over the world. He was in stark contrast with He Mingcheng who pretended to be drunk and smiled. Especially Huade Liu was of medium height, but his waist was very tall. Straight, this way is very versatile.
　　 And He Ming, the waist is rarely straight, and because it is the life of a or devil, it looks like an unusually strong human-shaped cheetah lazily waiting for its prey.
　　 In contrast, Huaxia people, mainly fans of Hua De Liu, immediately watched the live video and so on, saying: "Hua Zi is still handsome. He Ming is good at everything, but his energy is not good."
　　 This is a stupid act. It was immediately swallowed by the fans of the abdominal muscles brother, and the ancestor was insulted tens of millions of times.
　　 After all, people have more than one billion fans, hundreds of millions of loyal fans, and tens of millions of brain-remaining fans. It can be said that the Internet is invincible, and it is impossible to say something bad.
　　 I don’t know how many lives have been saved after spending so much money. They still try to maintain their abdominal muscles without going online.
　　 This is a fan of the strongest interests.
　　 "That's not my song. But I can sing. Let's sing it together?" Huade Liu Rumu said in spring, the smile under the hook's nose was too lethal.
　　 The main reason is that He Ming agreed to practice toad kung fu free of charge. The male celebrity was so ecstatic that someone immediately put it on to publicize it. The celebrities who did not participate in this performance cried, of course it was a male celebrity.
　　600 million yuan, 100 million US dollars! Who the has this amount of cash when it comes to acting? The world's number one Michael can't afford it!
　　 Ordinary people don’t know you, we don’t know that each other is glamorous on the outside, and the investment in a building inside is a economic crisis.
　　 "Come on with some music, brothers sing!" He Ming yelled freely, and Fan Er was absolutely equal to Huade Liu Guqi. At the moment, we sang a mouse loves rice together, and the two men sang love songs against each other, which was quite evil.
　　 But this is just the beginning, and then I sang with Leslie Cheung. The handsome boy is indeed dedicated to his work. He Ming is still so young when he is over fifty. He Ming suspects that he has eaten the treasure of life?
　　 then sang love songs with some female stars. It has become a concert for He.
　　 He Ming’s voice is perfect~EbookFREE.me~ The singing level is also good, mixed with pop singers, mainly idols. Because it is super handsome, it is definitely number one on the blue planet.
　　 But his old problems can't be corrected. After singing the beginning, he likes to automatically change the song. The first sentence is still singing perfume is poisonous, and the latter sentence says that we workers are powerful!
　　 "Ah, what a big tree..." The backstage staff looked at the small eyes, which song are you going to sing?
　　 While singing love songs, He Ming ran to the top of singing red songs again, "Five-star red flag fluttering in the wind~~~"
　　 A newly promoted female queen next to her, known for her straightforward temperament, immediately shrugged her shoulders and dumbfounded, stopped singing duet, took the microphone and said, "What are you doing?"
It's a pity that she miscalculated He Ming's shamelessness. He Ming sang a few words. Because of forgetting the words, we returned to the strength of our workers. In the end, she changed to: "...I was conquered by you like this, I think my good show. It's over. Thank you, I'm done singing, I'm over!"
Walked down the stage, waved and shouted: "Goodbye, my friends who support me, my abs fans in front of the TV. Don’t forget that I’ve been on this stage, although I failed this summer, but next summer I will come back again. I will never give up! Finally, I wish you all go further this summer. Thank you!" Pouting his lips with a lonely expression of a fiasco exit.
this summer? Never give up? After a long time, everyone realized that He Ming failed to exit the game while studying for a super boy.
　　 Suddenly, the young people on the scene, as well as the Chinese people watching the Spring Festival Gala in front of the TV, burst into laughter, tears and tears coming out.
　　 People from all over the world read their own translations, and then went online to read the various super-boy exit declarations that were immediately sorted out and posted, and then laughed wildly afterwards.
　　PS: The second one is for collection and recommendation.