Chapter 380: Why i cry

"Hahaha, worship, tremble, you are fortunate to see the lost ark of the covenant reappearing, and it has been opened. Hahaha, Zhansu, mortal..." Seeing He Fang laughed wildly, spreading his hands and speaking with his voice , Chinese is automatically formed in the light curtain and sent to the post bar on the earth according to the thinking.
He Ming was depressed and muttered: "Damn it, I found it. Really, it's called robbing others' discoveries. It's a crime, an academic crime!" The answer was a delicate middle finger.
He Ming sneered, but couldn't help it. Just as he ate a fixed carbon-based monkey, the second sister He Fang also ate him.
After posting it, He Ming joked sourly, "Congratulations, Sister Coffin!" Of course, it is not revealed. After all, it is just for fun. The popularity is now dispensable for him. What about being discovered by the second sister? Lao Tzu also found the desolate demon. When I said it, I was scared to death on the Internet, and the universe was in chaos!
After smoking a "tears" cigar, He Ming pointed at the light curtain and said triumphantly: "Look, see, brother's magic power is great, the post is over 10 million posts, can you all? Hahaha! "
Among them, people in the million rankings are very, very grateful to him for the reason that they have become more enthusiastic, reaching the highest state of being as enthusiastic as they are.
Moreover, many media have followed up the interviews of "Millions of Most Active Lucky Fans", such as:
"The legendary life of 15 trumpets, and become a multi-millionaire overnight."
"I am a hanging silk, and now I am handsome and rich."
"I have struggled for thirty years just to wait for my abs..."
"However, in the tragic world of moving bricks, the id of the abs brings the spring of life..."
……Such hilarious posts still live tenaciously on the homepage in the storm of the Ark of the Covenant. The main reason is that the magic power of the million-dollar irons is too strong. Everyone is rich and has more than a dozen trumpets. As for the Ark of the Covenant, it is not the abdominal muscle brother. If you find it, don't bird it.
Besides, all Chinese people are atheism.
However, I believe in Christianity, and we also believe in Christianity. After reading He Ming's Qianke information, his fans have developed a habit: sitting on the toilet must read the Bible. Study culture and religion well.
The people around me kept taking pictures and surfing the Internet, and took a lot of good things from the world of the dead, which attracted a burst of screams, "Oh oh oh oh!" He Fang made a fuss, "No, sister is still building The popularity, don't grab the limelight from my sister."
But once the law is touched, it won't be posted. The little wives were also attracted by the interesting abs bar, and they registered new ids, and He Ming paid attention to them.
He Ming paid close attention to very few people, five suddenly appeared, and suddenly a "mistress! Lover! Friends!"
As a result, among the little wives, Qiao Er sent a photo of herself and He Ming, and immediately posted it to set off a super storm.
… "My god, the abdominal muscle brother actually has a Ukrainian chick... the sixth wife?" The five little wives are more inclined to foreign girls in appearance, but they are very charming and do not belong to the beauties on earth.
So quickly, there were countless discussions in the bar, which country is this beautiful girl from?
He Ming shrugged and replied, "A wild animal or a zoo?" But just thinking about it, the little wives would definitely take it out.
You are just a monkey evolving!
Suddenly a video dialogue popped up on the light curtain, and Chen Ziqi's pretty face appeared in it, "Chief, where are you going online, why can't I find you?"
There is no video on He Ming here, she can’t see it. Besides, there are rules, and the other party can’t see this side. It’s like you can call the other party, but the other party can’t call, because the satellite can’t call another. The world sends signals, and the earth is under the high technology of the world of the dead, and it can naturally send signals to the past. It must have unprecedented speed and clarity.
He Ming typed and said, "Don't worry about where I surf the Internet. Leaders should also entertain and take a break. What's the matter?"
In the video, Chen Ziqi smiled bitterly: "Of course for the ark, is that true?"
"Congratulations, you are right, but there is no reward. If you don’t believe it, prepare a few death row prisoners, live broadcast worldwide, let them run into the ark of the covenant, ok, immediately enjoy the unprecedented method of death. Ouch, thousands of years, they They are the first lucky ones to enjoy being killed by the Lord."
After reading He Ming’s typing, Chen Ziqi couldn’t laugh or cry, "Good suggestion, but you plan to deal with the ark like this? The country hopes you can bring it over, and it’s best to show up at the military parade. Because some sects in our new land are all faiths. God’s, this is very important, it means our destiny."
"Come and see, tomorrow the Ark of the Covenant will be taken to the parade to pull the wind, Xiaohao, Haoran, don't forget that you are still a member of the Superman army!" He called everyone to come over, He Ming typed: "Perfect choice to serve the people! I know, I will take it with you to practice toad gong at night."
"Great, thank you chief. I will report immediately, bye." Chen Ziqi closed the video with satisfaction.
Among the people gathered, He Fang flicked his lips with on his right hand, and said, "Well... the military parade is not bad. I will go tomorrow too. I am a senior official too!"
He Longhao preemptively said: "Sister, I will carry the ark of the covenant for you. At that time, you will be better dressed as God. I heard that the symbol of Christianity is a cross. Wouldn't it be better for you to hang on the cross?"
He Fanggang wanted to nod, but when he saw He Mingqiang's laughter, his face turned pale after a second glance.
Immediately he slapped He Longhao fiercely, "Big idiot! That was who died on the cross. Did you let me hang on the cross and be jokes on the spot by people all over the world?!" The two filled the house with you chasing me and fled.
Situ Haoran "haha" laughed wildly, "idiot, idiot without learning and skill. Tsk tsk, it's so miserable."
The farce soon ended, and He Fang studied what to wear for the military parade. Now it’s the ark of the covenant, Laura Hua Xia, but you can’t blur things up, and you can’t wear the turtle abdominal muscles. He should have his own, noble, and nothing. Evil, elegant, charming style, style...
Sisi’s parents’ old aristocratic style is not bad. Tsk tsk, call a dedicated top designer over!
"Really, for the world of the dead, you have to wait for several days. Now you put on make-up without sleeping or taking a bath?" He Ming said, and went to the post bar again, of course he didn't forget to play the game. Both light curtains are not let go, one is entertaining and the other is serving the people, and typing with thinking is also fine.
People in the post bar saw him coming up and protested against the large number of trumpet accounts in the millions of fans ranking, and the owners of those trumpet accounts made a fortune by selling trumpet accounts, at least 1.45 million in cash. Because the price is generally reached. It is an astronomical figure. Under the current economic situation, it is possible for ordinary people to live without eating or drinking or spending.
Hanging silk? Only by dreaming.
And now, a group of hanging silks, otaku, gnawing on the old people's wealth overnight, really...Envy, jealousy, hate!
He Ming directly replied: "Efforts will have results. In the lonely abs, there is spring in the trumpet"
I was immediately cited as a classic by the hardcores, oh, oh, really worthy of the abs, every sentence is a classic.
That's it, isn't the trumpet a human? The trumpet also needs to work hard and work hard every day to enter the million ranking.
Look at you waste materials, a large size is hundreds of millions of dollars away, it is really pathetic and hateful.
So the advantage is that it is not your turn to make soy sauce.
He Ming continued to watch some recent news, including reports on gun bans. The Great Cold Underworld and the little devils really envy, jealous and hate. Unfortunately, the Great Cold Underworld never dared to ban guns, because the economy is not good and the country's development is difficult. , Domestic alcoholics, etc., a lot of guns were banned, and once they went on strike, they needed to send troops to the field.
And there is no need for Guihe to ban guns, because their society is very harmonious and prosperous. No one in power dared to make this request. I am afraid they will step down immediately. What a joke.
On the CIS side, some elites specifically chose to buy guns in Huaxia cities. Anyway, they are nationals of the same country and there is absolutely no discrimination. On the contrary, because ethnic minorities have preferential treatment, they buy guns... 10% off. How touching. Although you can only buy two.
However, the residents of the former Soviet Union were very content, and they evolved to develop a democratic country. The government not only issued relief funds, but also various materials without money, but the appearance was exactly the same, which felt strange. I heard that there is an ubiquitous state-owned manufacturing...
Although it has not been swallowed for a week, the peace has been restored from the CIS to the participating countries, because they were very painful by the original CIS, and they were suppressed more than 100 times.
Therefore, after joining China, the riots gradually disappeared, and now, the world is peaceful, because in the past it was just thugs who took advantage of the fire to rob and people on the road.
And now, even nationalists don’t have much rebellion. People with passion would have died long ago. It doesn’t matter under China’s rule. Instead, living conditions have improved, everything is enlightened, and the grassroots have the right to vote, as if from a feudal dynasty to modern times. The world is actually pretty good, very good.
Of course, this kind of life is the result of the country spending a lot of money into it.
This made He Ming shook his head and sighed, this is still the case. With the newcomer and forget the old one, my uncle's 50 billion yuan has not yet arrived.
Continuing to play games online, time passed quickly, and it was time to practice toad gong again. He Ming put the ark of the covenant into his private space and was ready to go there. Except for He's father and mother, and Zhou's mother who came after hearing the news, the Lu family's father-in-law and mother-in-law are still reluctant to leave.
The eldest wives are non-believers except for the Zhou sisters who believe in Christianity and the cousin who believes in Buddhism.
Xiao Haoxin Money teaches...
The little wives all have their own family beliefs, a religion similar to worshiping the goddess of beauty. I heard that the goddess has a priesthood in bed...
So He Ming easily took the ark and left, and took it out after returning to the earth.
Carrying on my shoulders, I went straight to Malanshan Airport, again with a large number of searchlights shining like daylight, various reporters, fans, practitioners, and their assistants, Xiaomi, drivers, mistresses, wives... and there were a large number of teams directly placed On both sides of the road, or directly into the wild.
"Someone falls from the sky, he can fly! He is the abdominal muscle brother! God, he is carrying a box...that is the ark of the covenant!!"
He Ming's previous appearances, such as changing to a super sports car one day, but the people on the scene and the people in front of the TV can't forget today, because He Ming is so cool today!
He carried the ark of the covenant on his shoulder, smoked a huge cigar (tear card), and his unchanging but extremely chic suit was still so chic and moving.
And he descended from the sky and flew over at high speed, and then a pair of ruby ​​shoes slammed directly on the concrete road. Two small holes were immediately smashed. The cement block was splashed. Then the scene was silent. He stared at the eagle again. It was really cool. La.
However, a few searchlights came, and everyone found that there were tears on the face of Brother Abdomina!
"Idiot, close-up!" Le Siyu immediately ran over with the camera standing still on the spot, and immediately all the female anchors woke up like a dream and immediately stepped forward. This is the best news, none of them.
"Brother Abs, are you carrying the ark of the covenant? Why are you crying?" Before Le Siyu arrived, the voice came first.
He Mingxin yelled, "Good job, great, if I don't come again, the tears that Laozi shed will be gone!"
Quickly seized the opportunity, UU read www.uukanshuu. com made a compassionate expression and looked at the sky from 45 angles. , There is no moon, it is really not good.
"I'm not crying for myself, but for human beings. Think about us, what a dirty world, where material flows, forget God's words, treat money as God, forget to serve the people, forget everything, just think Money and women. And today I... my sister discovered the ark, she gave me this sacred agreement between God and mankind, let me take it and tell everyone, don’t forget God, there can be no other gods besides him Believe in God, unite under the banner of the party, and strive to be a good example in the new era! Serve the people!"
After that, He Ming turned his head to look at Le Siyu, mainly looking at the camera, and said "affectionately": "This is why I cry."
In the world of the dead, He Ming's family laughed into a ball, and Dad He, regardless of his image, rolled on the floor with a smile... Xiao Hao glanced at each other, shook his head and sighed: "You deserve to be brother-in-law (brother)!"
As for the people in front of the TV, they have changed from being surprised at the ark to...belly laughing...not sensible, still breastfeeding, and the children who have not yet slept saw their parents and grandparents laughing wildly, so Also laughed happily. Abs is really wonderful!
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