Chapter 408: Rice wine and crab

[Text] Chapter 480 Rice Wine and Crabs
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Chapter 480 Rice Wine and Crab
"Old Gao is dead. Jumping off the roof of the Gao's building... He is not even a little Superman." While enjoying the "You are stupid" comrade "Chong Ah...", He Ming received a call from the British group. So in the world of the dead, just talk to the light curtain, and it can be automatically sent to the phone of the British group.
"Oh, your uncle father-in-law? Fortunately, fortunately, then you don't have to wait on your father-in-law anymore." He Ming said with a smile.
The voices of the British group on the other end of the phone changed from loss to anger, "Why are you so cold-blooded? You could have saved a life. Now that he is dead, are you still in the mood to make a joke?"
"Hehe, death is just the beginning. If you want, I will let you see him soon." He Ming still smiled.
"You, bastard!" The British group understood it as a joke, and became even more angry. He Ming thought for a while and shrugged his shoulders: "Where are you? Where is Gao Chen, your unpassed man who cried into tears? I'm coming to you." Decided to go to the British group, it's time to let her know the ultimate secret.
Oops, Yingyang is really not good at it. His wives have moved to the dead world. They know it well, but they don't do anything to their families. Are they still nostalgic for the prosperity of carbon-based monkeys?
Ten minutes later, He Ming made a "swish" and landed in the small garden in the famous mansion area of ​​the capital. I just took a look at the Gao family. The men and women in uniforms who want to cry without tears must be bank employees; those with red faces and murderous hearts must be creditors.
Others are leaders of major companies, hoping to get some money to tide over the difficulties, but they don't want the boss to enjoy the age of flying.
"You bastard!" The Yingqun and Gao Chen waiting in the small garden wore filial piety clothes. Not to mention Gao Chen whose eyes were swollen from crying. Yingqun was dressed in black with white gauze flowers on his chest. It was really elegant Noble and charming, different from the usual heroic spirit.
So she came up viciously, punching and kicking He Ming, to blame him for not being able to pull the old man high, He Ming pretended to be yelling, and was eating dried sister's tofu.
The British were embarrassed and annoyed, stomping their feet: "Okay, you still have a heart? You are such a shameless bastard! I read you wrong!"
He Ming smirked and said, "Dear sister, I think you have never seen through me." The implication is that you have not even seen my body, how can you say that you see me through?
Yingqun is very smart, plus he knows He Ming well, and understands the meaning of his lewd smile. At the moment, Tan Shou was very helpless, and went straight to the subject: "Well, be serious. What are you calling us over for?"
"Go!" He Ming smiled and grabbed Yingqun and Gao Chen. Of course, he couldn't forget to stick his body on Yingqun's very plump chest after becoming Superman...
"Hey, hey, hey... Neuropathy!" He Ming burst into a powerful flow of energy, grabbing Yingqun and Gao Chen, breaking through the ground and rushing underground... As for the big hole that he drilled and left, he never cared about it.
Entering the excavator, He Ming unfolded a light curtain, and among the British group and Gao Chen gradually staying like a wooden chicken, he told a wonderful story. The story has pictures and truth, and there are videos and sounds that lead to listening. The guest stays like a wooden chicken... He Ming hurriedly seized the good opportunity and touched the soft, strong, slender hand of his sister, and touched it, no, comfort-really, so many super beauties are all pretty charming , Meng Sao is the main, and Yu Ji's wife is also so "required", the truly heroic beauty has not been on it.
"...That's it. I think your brother often said to you,'I saw my grandfather's grandfather, he was in the explosion of the universe. He is very young, very strong, and one cow for a meal.'" He Ming said. In the light curtain, through your top-level identity, you can easily find the grandfather of the British grandfather who is kept secret from ordinary people. Finally, he pointed to a young man's face and smiled: "This is your grandfather's grandfather. You want to video with him Dialogue? He will definitely recognize you when he sees you. Because he often sees his grandson's granddaughter in the dead world."
"!" The British group was as disgusting as they had eaten a fly, and said anxiously.
"It's a pity that my dear sister is so cold-blooded and ruthless, she's the granddaughter of an unfilial grandson, and I've misunderstood you... The gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't use his hands." There was another round of punches and kicks, and He Ming continued to eat tofu , Looked at Gao Chen, once again used his identity on the light curtain to find his father’s contact, and said: "Do you want to see your father who has just died? He must be young and beautiful, with perfect body, but believe me, you Recognize him."
Gao Chen gritted his teeth for a moment and said: "Look!"
"Smart choice." He Ming shrugged and clicked on the video conversation. Soon, Gao Liuxiang's young face, very handsome, a familiar and unfamiliar perfect face appeared in the light curtain. When he saw the three He Ming at first sight, he smiled, "So it's you. Son, also There is a small group, and Mr. He. I am fine. Son, see your grandma soon..."
A very beautiful girl's face appeared in the light curtain... "Is it Xiaochen's grandson and a group of grandchildren? I've been watching you here. Unexpectedly you are in the abdominal muscles, Mr. He's help came down to death The world. I really thank him. He is the most outstanding cosmic myth among us on earth."
"Also cosmic mythology, cosmic ghost~~" The British group murmured, and the next moment, they quickly called out "Hello, grandma." When they spoke, they felt really...contradictory. They were younger than themselves, so they shouted. Other grandma.
"Ah, good wine." The triumphant He Ming hid while tasting the wine, admiring the great sadness and joy of Yingqun and Gao Chen, but also very embarrassed expressions, and many questions: For example, the world of the dead can always look at the earth. With that said, everyone's is simply...unimaginable.
Intuition is unlikely to exist. Because people return to this place once they die, they must fall into a certain situation when they see this.
Pretending to be a sweet girl to deal with the teenage grandmother for a while, Yingqun and Gao Chen have no father, and the father-in-law is in a sad mood of burping. Finally, he hurriedly operated on the light screen, interrupting the video meeting, and the abdominal muscle brother pretended to die.
"Damn it!" The British group rushed over and "punched and kicked" again, "Dead man, big idiot, me off! Please be more mature and serious. They are all married men. Can you not think about it all day? Am I fooling?"
He Ming tasted the wine, pretending to be surprised: "How can I say that I made you embarrassed? Oh oh oh, I see you through, it turns out that you just pretended to be sweet, but it turned out to be barbaric... oh oh, violence cannot obliterate the truth. You blocked my mouth, you still have to face reality."
Yingqun had no choice but to leave He Ming's side. This dead brother ate dry sister tofu when he was beaten... walked to Gao Chen's side and whispered: "What should we do? Go back and tell my father to go to one... An unclear world, and grandpa’s grandpa are all in..."
Gao Chen looked at He Ming and said, "Brother, it shouldn't be possible to tell the world, right? Because you just said that this is just a testing ground."
"Yes, there are rules, otherwise I would have long wanted the world to announce it. The earth is always under the attention of the dead world. Just like a monkey in a zoo, I want to say to everyone,'Escape, we are just in the zoo!' No It's used." He Ming threw a bottle of famous wine, and the British group was a superman and took it easily. "So, enjoy it. The prosperity of this world is indescribable."
"Well, dear sister god, you asked me to give you hundreds of billions of dollars. None of the above countries would agree to it. Here, I will be generous, and give you money equal to more than ten times the RMB, which is several trillions of ordinary yuan. . You can understand it as US dollars, four to five trillion." With a flash in your hand, two bank cards flew to Yingqun and Gao Chen.
"There are tens of billions of Tongtian gold dollars on it, which is equal to hundreds of billions of ordinary yuan. The password is five characters. The Chinese word is'I am Gao Shuaifu'. The way to use it is: when you swipe your card, just send it out with your mind. Shopping is carried out in a light curtain."
"Four or five trillion dollars?" The British group stayed like a wooden chicken for a long time, and smiled bitterly: "Well, I don't think I really know you. Have you become a god? I want to ask you, a month ago , You pretend to be that stupid boy to sell antiques, right?"
Otherwise, how could it be possible, in one month, have you reached this level?
"Of course not, that is the struggle of hanging silk. That is the beginning of the myth. Otherwise, do you think that you are the uncle to get you?" He Ming shrugged and turned to a lustful smile: "My dear, of course you don't understand me. If you want, and if your man doesn’t mind, let’s perform a passionate action movie, or an ethical version..." He Ming screamed, "Life is boring, just have fun!"
Soon, the British and Gao Chen became fascinated by the world of the dead. Among them, Lao Gao sent another communication... As a result, Gao Chen transferred him one trillion ordinary yuan, which equals two to three trillion US dollars.
That's it, Lao Gao suddenly credited him with a sum of money that even the abdominal muscle brother could not earn.
Life is like a dream.
"Let's play, I'm leaving." Because of fear of the unfamiliar environment, and in order to let Yingqun and Gao Chen feel the infinite hugeness and prosperity of the dead world, as well as the incredible high technology, He Ming brought the two to him The two immediately shook their heads and were speechless. They were really cows. The world and the "underworld" held a wedding together... Then they gathered together with their wives, sisters, and big and small, and enjoyed it quickly, and couldn't help but indulge in it.
He Ming waved away, because now the only "pathetic" underground lover on earth said in her words, "You can't come yet? I'm going crazy for me!"
Well, He Ming automatically understood that I was going crazy if I couldn't eat the big hot sausage.
"I understand, I'll be here now, don't worry, you have to grind more when a good thing comes (sit on the waist...)."
Returning to the world of the dead, flying directly from the Chinese capital to the peninsula at high speed, but today was destined to be eventful, and suddenly, the phone rang again. He Ming immediately stopped in the air to answer the phone, because the call was only Beauty and Country, and the rest... Guo Bang? It's only nine o'clock in the morning, and the kid only got up at one o'clock in the afternoon, and he played so cool all day.
"Chief, thank goodness, let's get through your phone once." The answer is Chen Ziqi's very pleasant voice, because there is no signal underground at all. Only when He Ming calls the other party, then the high-tech of the world of the dead will bring back the other's information, forming a certain kind of high-tech temporary connection.
"What happened?" He Ming asked curiously. Nothing important, Chen Ziqi will definitely not be thankful for getting through her phone once, "Citi doesn't give me face, is calling here?"
"No, no, please fly over to the East China Sea to take a look... there, God, it has become a sea of ​​crabs! Go and take a look, I am also over there." Chen Ziqi said anxiously.
With a thought, He Ming laughed a few times, thinking, , the crab of the desert fool is so powerful? No way? No way? It's none of my business, it's all the bag's fault. I am not wrong. Oh oh oh, forgive me for being perfect in my life, I really don't deserve the title of stupid monkey.
After preparing for his thoughts, He Ming pretended to be surprised and helpless, "I still want to serve the people? Come back at night, go see it at night."
"Please, the chief, go and take a look. What can you see at night?"
"Okay, I'm going, I'll be here soon." He Ming nodded. Imagine the surprised expression of the movie emperor in his heart, and how to perform the scene of fighting the crab with the common people. After everything was done with confidence, I continued to fly in the original direction. After all, I wanted to cross the East China Sea to the peninsula, traveling thousands of miles, just to send me a big sausage that is always hot and hot.
Once you have it, there is nothing to ask for.
However, as soon as he entered the East China Sea, He Ming took a breath and almost rushed into the sea because of the speed.
In the East China Sea, there are more than tens of thousands of fishing boats, large and small, fishing for endless huge crabs. The expressions of people in 99 are very complicated: they lick their lips with excitement, shouting "Developed, developed." There are also very careful expressions, for fear that they will fall into the sea and be eaten as food by the crab army.
Even a lot of warships came, seeing He Ming flying high speed from the sky, they fired their guns in salute.
On an aircraft carrier, He Ming found the chairman and the others who really looked like "common people". A group of people stood on the edge of the deck, watching the helicopter cast a net from time to time, just like a footbath full of crabs. , The smallest as the size of a palm, it is incredible.
On the deck, there is also a row of large pressure cookers, which are obviously used by the military to cook large pot dishes. A piece of crab scent wafts, there are huge crab shells on one side, and many soy sauce bottles. Soy sauce is still the famous brand of He Ming province.
"Commander of the Siberian Construction Corps, first secretary, He Ming reports to the chairman!" Landing on the deck, he quickly stepped forward and saluted. Of course, look straight at the expression on the chairman's face, make some slight modifications according to his preparation skills, and copy it later.
Great demeanor, look back at you, how cherished the common people, touching tears.
"Comrade He Ming, you are here. It's really hard for you. Come, let's go and have a look." The chairman asked He Ming to walk to the deck. He Ming knew that he looked into the sea a few times, my god, I can't count. There are as many crabs as sea water, but they are chasing some plants, and they do not hesitate to collide with each other like tide. The dead immediately became food.
There are also surprisingly many schools of fish in the ocean, swimming happily in the sea of ​​crabs, and there is no sign of attack.
With the expression of a great man copied on his face, He Ming sighed deliberately, "What's going on? The crab's war?"
Liu Huo explained:
There was a report last night. But we didn’t take it seriously. Until early this morning, coastal residents snatched up this giant crab. After eating it, it was very delicious. It was popular in the nearby seafood market and caused a huge disturbance on the Internet. . No, so many fishing boats are here."
As he said, Liu Huo was a little helpless, and said, "I have fished so much, and the crabs are still like this. The peninsula and South Korea sent a query: "Are there many crabs here?" What can we say? Yes!"
He Ming picked his nose and said, "Good thing, I won't worry about eating crabs in the future. And it's so big and delicious, how nice it is."
The chairman nodded and said: "The skyrocketing seafood resources is indeed a good thing~EbookFREE.me~ but it is more astonishing than species invasion at the moment. He Ming, what do you think? Is it a devil crab?" The implication is, you kid Didn’t you bring the Devil Crab?
"Punch..." He Ming's eyes rolled, and Chen Ziqi immediately couldn't help but grin, knowing that he was making ghosts again.
"Staring" at Chen Ziqi, He Ming pretended to be extremely puzzled and said, "This is indeed a good thing. As for the devil crab? That's impossible, the same as those crab bean sprouts. How can there be a human world, a big crab under the sun? Good. Sun, beach, crabs, life geometry, rice wine and crabs."
"Furthermore..." He Ming rubbed his hands and said with an obscene smile: "We now have a population of 2.4 billion, and everyone has one bite. So many plump crabs are definitely dead. No matter how much, eat every day, not every day. Big Crab, home furnishings look good? Ghosts and jealousy hate, Citi kneels and licks Grandpa Crab. So, the crab society is here. Perfect, just one word."
After a long period of silence, the vice chairman said: "Perfection is two words...I appreciate your optimistic spirit. Yes, there is humor."
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