Chapter 428: Cheap and expensive

Chapter 428: Cheap and Expensive
The main reason for life’s suffering is poor health and illness. The true golden age is very short. Before the age of 20, although the strength is not fully developed, the vitality is very strong. Once you are in your twenties, your body's functions have begun to age. The most obvious feature is that you don’t like to take a nap when you are a child.
Moreover, because people's life spans are too short, there is no guidance or help from the country, society, family, etc., especially for Chinese people, it is difficult for anyone to understand how much pleasure a good body means to a short life on earth.
Moreover, in China, from ancient times to the present, some upper-level people prefer to take the so-called essential foods in reality, such as soft-shelled turtles and other high-nutrient foods, but this argument is not very reliable. , Eggs, so many European and American muscles are not a display.
When the upper class people find that this kind of thing is not useful, they are obsessed with another kind of "food". It’s called
spiritual food,
also known as "flattering", a kind of stupid self-psychic drug. After hearing the subordinates long live long live long live long live, I think the true dragon emperor is cool and crooked every day... well, more than 30 hiccups Fart.
Therefore, the most reliable way is to exercise, exercise, exercise...Day after day, grit your teeth, no matter whether it is cold winter or hot summer, you have to sweat profusely and touch the limit day by day. Exercise surpassing ordinary people's physical strength, energy, etc.
This matter cannot be done to others, so the emperors from ancient times to the present are very depressed.
Because for them, it’s easy to make others suffer, and it is even easy to make people in the world suffer. However, it is not easy to make yourself suffer. At most, hunting and hunting are just running on a gentle horse. Flattery, martial arts is the best in the world.
In the modern world, a large number of men, especially men in Europe and the United States, already understand that martial arts have to work hard, so they go straight to the gym after get off work...
Until the birth of the frog art, it was so magical, one day's work, no, one hour or so of practice is equivalent to years of hard practice day and night. It is a true magical power, the first epoch-making magical power in human history. Recognized by people all over the world as "the greatest discovery in human history, number one!"
Anyone who likes to exercise understands that it is easy to stick to a few hours for some time. However, every week, every month, every year...It is really difficult. If one day suddenly gives up, it is even more difficult to insist on coming back.
And toad gong practice is not only easy and pleasant, the effect is against the sky, but also for a certain organ...
"Oh oh, uh uh uh...".
Such a magical skill is incredibly beautiful. Although it did nothing, it destroyed the world's fitness centers, yoga studios, even basketball, football, etc., and changed the structure of major industries and human society...
People are reality and snobbery, as well as a group life. When everyone goes to practice a certain sport, who cares about the basketball and football of the past, of course, is still indispensable as entertainment. After practicing toad kungfu, it is getting stronger every day. Unfamiliar, daunting, unspeakable success and effectiveness.
Therefore, basketball, football and other sports have become abusers.
Therefore, in addition to women, various sports industries around the world that serve men must either be closed or conform to the so-called global trend. The wheel of history: yes, sell Viagra and other drugs.
Those with strong funds will hire successful toads at high prices. For example, those workers who hit the Universiade can go to the gym to earn hourly wages from top Citi lawyers at night.
Certainly, necessary, and will not lose to the fees charged by top Citi lawyers.
Of course, the rich and powerful people disdain to earn this money, they make money, and the money they get automatically in one minute is almost the same as the one-hour charge of top lawyers. They chose eleven o'clock in the evening, under a bright crescent moon, and mostly practiced toad kung fu on the grass by the swimming pool of their luxury house.
"Crack, croak, croak..."
And the swimming pool next to it is fully heated and steaming, so that in the cold winter day, many beauties can absorb water as much as they want, shouting "Come on~~" to tease Mr. Rich.
After he finished the work, he would naturally sing forward again overnight, never getting weak.
But now, the people of the world, the cute and sad carbon-based monkeys, have not yet come out of their desire for toad gong. The and respected Comrade Abdomen has thrown out the service of becoming a superman to replace his body... …
God, the life of the multiverse is jealous. If it weren't for the law, ordinary life would be wiped out on earth, and the soul would automatically return to the world of the dead. Otherwise, you must sneak across the earth to participate in this incredibly cheap little Superman operation!
How envious and jealous? What a stomping and cursing, a gaffe that has been living for tens of thousands of years, the extremely elegant, calm quality disappeared?
"Brother abs, brother abs, life, life."
The carbon-based monkeys didn't know that they were in an opportunity of incomparable happiness, but instead screamed at the cost schedule of the technological treasures thrown by He Ming.
It came from eleven o'clock, when it was about to start practicing toad gong. A total of 23 websites under He Ming’s name were thrown out together, and they were quickly reposted around the world. As long as there is an Internet, any computer that can access the Internet, whether it comes from ten years ago or has just been assembled, and served for ten seconds... …Just """, you can see this treasure price list.
The following is done according to the dictation of the abdominal muscle brother:
A hospital with only one doctor, he is called Living Paradise Hospital. Not Nintendo.
It mainly provides the following contents to cure all diseases on the earth, including the dead within a minute, premature babies, mentally retarded, neurotic, blind, deaf, fools...Of course, the brain disabled are incurable.
Change the body at a time, the height is within 3 meters, the shortest, the male is over 1.8 meters, the female is over 1.7 meters. Don't accept the request that is too short, and don't want to smash the perfect body brand of the abs.
To change all body organs at once, in order to become a superman, it is mandatory to change. Of course, your handsome or ugly face, external characteristics, if the little brother is straight or curved, are all in your choice.
But believe me, I can make you from Pan Changjiang to Pan An.
Price: 1 billion yuan, or 200 million US dollars, 200 million euros.
In order to cherish your precious wealth, I made a precious suggestion: It’s better to change the U.S. dollar to RMB to pay, you know, the dream of mankind, the torch of freedom, dear Benjamin? Mr. Franklin is not as valuable as he used to be (a one-hundred dollar portrait).
Atomic Heart"For only RMB 88,888,888, we will give you an extraordinary perpetual heart, which guarantees his survival alone! Believe me, you need it so much, whether you ride your horse on the bed or chop a kid under the bed!"
Infinite vitality kidney-"A man’s dream, a woman’s love, install it, everyone believes that you will step into one of the bravest men on this planet. From now on, whether you are in the arena or not among the women of the arena There are all your legends...all of this, you only need 99,999,999 yuan. Of course, if you are willing to add one yuan to turn into 100 million yuan, the abs will be very happy because you are so generous."
Universal Stomach Pouch-"Is there, super digestion, the favorite of obese people, a must for superman, eat a lot, a lot of energy supply, unlimited vitality, waste wood will automatically become strong, just..."
…………(People around the world in front of the computer begin to have nothing to say)
Adjusting genes-"Adjusting the foundation of a life, you will change from Pan Changjiang to Pan An. All diseases will be swept away at once, and you will live for hundreds of years and thousands of years, one word, but! Only 300 million yuan, 300 million yuan, completely Say goodbye to the embrace of death!"
…………(90% of the people in the world are desperate……)
All of the above services are given priority to those who have paid 100 million U.S. dollars and 600 million renminbi to practice toad gong. If you are still willing to continue to become a superman.
Then give priority to the service of friends who change their bodies once, and finally the single organ installation service.
Of course, you don't have the patience to wait, you can look for other doctor services. Of course, there is no waiting time for your lifespan. You can submit an application. After confirmation, we will arrange the operation as soon as possible.
Due to the limited time of the abdominal muscle brother, so every night after 9 o'clock in the evening surgery until 11 o'clock. The operation is very fast. Please be patient, as long as you have RMB, you will eventually be immortal!
(True immortal life.)
Finally, for all the above services, due to historical reasons and the difficulty of surgery, all ghosts and citizens are automatically doubled. Of course, the original price of ghosts and friends who are engaged in AV actresses is limited to beauties.
After reading the price list, I saw that Professor Hawking was still venting passionately on the TV, flattening the large truck into a van. Among them, he was brave and could not be expressed in words-the professor was very helpless in his heart. He is an actor, this is a small additional condition.
The other main conditions are to serve as an honorary professor of the university for some time in some research departments of China.
The specific time is that in a certain Mazi dynasty, a certain little Mazi always said to God at a 45-degree angle, "Please give me another five hundred years~ Please God give me five hundred years~ I think It will take five hundred years~ Give me five hundred years~"
That's it, sold in China for 500 years.
There are many, many such things, famous scientists, professors, experts, they are first a smart person, then a Citi, a German, a Spanish, an Italian, a Smecta... So, they naturally understand that if they belch, they still study a fart?
Therefore, with the lofty ideal of serving the people, under the increasing pressure of Huaxia, the authorities had to let go and let them bring their families, assistants, and students to Huaxia. For the development of science and technology, the contribution is still a little insignificant but persisted. Very impressive, enough to kill all predecessors in history.
He Ming started to practice toad gong and did what he did tonight. From half-human and half-god to true-god, the media was first afraid, but found out that the abdominal muscle brother is still the abdominal muscle brother, so he once again robbed his head for the ratings. The staff was very busy and warned many times, "Please be quiet, Comrade Commander is working, and there is no time to answer questions!"
There are more and more people practicing toad gong, but there is no doubt that with this incident today, the tycoons will not choose to participate in toad gong, but even if they lose their fortunes, they will become little supermen.
Because even if you go bankrupt in that way, you can go to the ocean to fish for sunken ships, steal some lovely resources from Africa and make a fortune. What can the army of mortals do to them anyway?
What can they do when they go to the jungle and drill into the ocean? In addition to the current world police, Comrade Hua Xia. The U.S. Emperor was helpless. Shanshou shrugged.
It's really worth it. In comparison, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to buy life treasures from the black market in the past is stupid.
But the abs will not let them down. Anyone who has paid a lot of money can enjoy a free replacement of their body.
Anyway, for He Ming, it was just enough to meet the small expenditure of medical resources for all the population of his own star soil, and of course, there was precious time.
After completing his practice and preparing to leave to meet with Chen Teng, I thought about this, what would he sell? For sure, there is almost no market on the black market, and the official market is open. How can there be any good things about the black market? But seeing the female anchor squeezing around, Le Siyu shouted from a distance: "Brother Abdomen, you promised my interview, please at seven tomorrow night?"
"Ah? Ok! It's over until nine o'clock, you know." He Ming saw Le Siyu in a black uniform, with a fiery figure, long legs and big breasts. It is impossible to have no thoughts in his mind, but he still hesitated. , Although I thought I wanted to her last time, but after I was satisfied this morning, I felt that I shouldn't be too bothered.
It's really a contradiction. As for the interview, he hastily agreed. No, then there will be another good opportunity to fool the monkeys around the world. When I was a child, I met an old man and said, "There is a Tathagata Palm in the next, and I will sell it to you for only 9 cents. As a result, other children did not buy it, so I bought it."
Le Siyu knows something interesting and will definitely pretend to be surprised and said: "So, it turns out that you have been talented and intelligent since childhood."
"Hahaha! Be humble. I don't know if I was smart or not when I was a kid, but I am definitely the smartest in the world now. What are the seven math problems in the world? Goldbach conjecture. Give me ten minutes and I will answer them all." Super IQ plus Solomon's knowledge can easily solve these so-called problems. And the most important and simplest thing is: the world of the dead has long been answered... countless years ago.
At that time, it was another piece of "Oh oh oh oh! Abs, he is actually God."
After meeting with Chen Teng, the latter first expressed endless worship, and then the two parties discussed the secret to find some unsightly guests to participate in He Ming’s operation secretly. Of course, the cost of the operation... You know, add some secret price, but also There is nothing to pay for it.
For example, the big names in the road, such and such an African murderer, an army, and a guy who loves to eat human brains... He Ming can't blatantly accept their operations, so that they will do evil in the future, isn't it to blame on their own heads? In the case of secret surgery, even if they become Superman, He Ming can also release a press conference and say innocently, "They installed the technological treasures purchased from me, and maybe even ate the treasures of life, so they are so strong... …I’m very sorry about that, I’m sorry.
I’m sure to have a mouthful of the former American fan, sincerely.
"That's it, let's go. Bye." He Ming separated from Chen Teng, "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! When we arrived at Pu's 24 building, many workers were still working in three shifts on some brightly lit floors.
Of course, he didn't walk, and he flew directly to Park Jimin's window. Just as he walked in, the obscene smile on his face immediately turned into a righteous face; the obsessed eyes immediately turned into a clear and moving gentle trick.
No way, Park Zhimin gathered in the little girl’s room. Of course, Little Lolita has gone to bed. The school flower needs to provide sleeping services, so only the new father-in-law and the golden stick are available.
Of course, under such circumstances, Park Jimin can't wear some lace clothing. As long as a man sees it, he will get angry, oh, the lower body is angry, not the body.
"Brother-in-law is back. Oh, my god, you are my god. Please, please teach me this skill. My ideal is to be a noble doctor!" Jin Dabang cried and cried, half kneeling. Bow again and again.
He Ming stepped up to help him and said, "How can I say, have you seen One Piece’s Devil Fruit? Eat it to gain superpowers. And my skill, um, look at it, it’s natural for people with great talents to take a look. Proficient." Take out the secret book of the fantasy ghost doctor.
Needless to say the result. The Pu family opened it carefully and returned it to He Ming more carefully.
Jin Dabang didn't give up and said, "Can't you teach it?"
"It cannot be taught, it needs skills." He Ming explained the super life skills. Of course, there is no upgrade type, just explaining that skills are very precious and cannot be taught.
Jin Dabang sat on the ground in disappointment, sighing again and again, "The ideal is shattered again."
"Slacker, have you ever had an ideal?" Pu Mu is a classic Smecta pouting.
He Ming sat on the bed, and gradually approached Park Jimin and quietly touched the chick sitting on the soft bed with his fingers. She wore loose jeans, but still had an amazing butt. Park Jimin cast a sweet look and said, "Today you scared us to death. It's really terrifying, like the of death who controls everything."
"Children's play, you have to be humble. In comparison, the muscles on my back are unique in the universe." He Ming told the truth once, but was treated as a joke by the Pu family.
"What muscle? Show me. Oh, a face, the devil's back muscles? Look at me." Jin Dabang doesn't appreciate the dead man's world as a myth. The astronomical Jin Yuan begged He Ming and clear Back muscle pictures belong to the best yy materials, yy materials for various games, and the sun magic back muscles from novel materials. They absolutely have eyes and no beads to sit and watch the sky. He took off his shirt and tried to show his back muscles. There are also very strong and good lines.
"Look, it's cooler, right?"
"Ugly dead, idiot. Okay, let's go to sleep!" Pu Mu couldn't bear it, punching and kicking Jin Dabang, and finally wanted to drag him away. Jin Dabang suddenly said: "Wait, my dear brother-in-law, we are rich but have nothing to do. Can you give us some business? For example, fuel, corn oil? Dear, you are a global oil tyrant."
"Global oil tyrant? I like your wording~EbookFREE.me~ Well, let me tell the consortium, wake up tomorrow, you are our exclusive agent on the peninsula. All products are provided to you at the ex-factory price ."
"Hurray!" The Pu family excitedly pushed me away, and they were about to make a fortune again.
"I'm here, dear." Stepped forward and closed the door, of course it was locked. As soon as he came back, he overwhelmed the stunning chick and hurriedly up and down on the bed.
Park Zhimin wrapped his arms around his neck, allowing him to move his hands with his mouth to the bottom of his infinitely beautiful fragrant and tender body, gradually removing his clothes and inspiring his body.
"My dear, the government asked us for the request just now. The benefits are very big, and the family is tempted... You can't blame us for being too greedy, right?"
"Of course not, why is money important to you? Only if you are willing to have a daughter, there are beautiful people. It is short, come on, dear, today I will put on a noble ol uniform. And I, I am still a farmer. Very vulgar, very lustful, Very strong farmer brother..."
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