Chapter 442: Night Interview with Abdomen

"So... Brother Abdominals, can you tell us how much of your wealth is now after this financial war?" Le Siyu said, moving the slender and rich legs from right to left, indicating that he was speaking. It's natural, and also show off her and charming. .
This is the big killer of the female anchor, especially the beauties like her, who are lucky enough to eat the treasures of life to restore their youth and vitality, but they are beautiful and charming.
Finish this action. Seeing He Ming's performance, Le Siyu couldn't help but laugh and laugh. Because of the whole process, He Ming was very natural. It should be said that he openly peeked at the beautiful women changing their sitting positions and peeked at the infinite scenery under the skirt.
What's more hateful is that he has a smile on his face. Not to mention the comments of the people around the world on the performance of the Abdominals, Comrade Liu Chuanfeng, an old friend of the Abdominals, couldn't stand it. A mouthful of ", ..." is like the water of the Yellow River.
He regarded Le Siyu as his own woman, and He Ming, the earth stunner, dared to watch my woman's beautiful legs and beautiful buttocks in a global live broadcast. Then in reality, damn... Liu Chuanfeng is going crazy, this bastard!
"Well, I look at the information, because it changes at any time." He Ming stretched his hand into his pocket, of course his left hand. As a result, he naturally took out the world of the dead from his private space, and opened the law on the earth to use it, but not The pop-up light curtain cannot be applied to the light net, and the appearance is more like a touch screen like a smart phone.
Entering the consortium, the administration that manages almost all the property on the earth, the highest authority, that is, the system that he can watch and operate, comes from the world of the dead. It is the property management system that Chai Ting admires very much. It can be used on the earth when the rules are specially opened. Of course, it can only be used by Chai Ting and him.
"Well. I have about 66 trillion yuan in cash, not counting the undelivered futures, etc.. There are more than 20,000 factories of all kinds, large and small,...there are only a few dozen people, such as some Garbage treatment plant. The productivity can produce, in addition to top products, such as Lamborghini, other even ak47 can also be produced. Including backward tanks can also produce state-owned military factories. Other kinds of goods, including diamonds, about 4 About a billion grains..."
Having said that, the global people in front of TV. Oh, it's not that the people of Huaxia hurriedly smiled. Remembering this number means that big diamonds will definitely not be cheap, because these diamonds can't even satisfy the people of Huaxia.
natural. It has stimulated a large number of Chinese people, borrowing loan sharks to buy big diamonds, if you don't buy it, you will regret it for a lifetime!
"There are also about 5,000 tons of gold, tens of thousands of tons of various fine jade, emeralds, red sapphires... Then. It is located all over the world, excluding logging and excavated resources. I have about 7 billion tons of various mineral resources, Mainly iron ore. There are also about 600 million cubic meters of wood, etc. Other industries. There are too many figures. Globally, there are more than 2,000 high-end office buildings, various industries, and machinery. I can't calculate it, anyway, everyone knows that I have 50 million workers."
He Ming finally finished speaking. The audience was silent, everyone was pale, and someone whispered: "How is it possible that one person's cash is as high as 66 trillion yuan..."
"What's impossible, think about how rich the Western world has accumulated over the past century..." Someone continued to mutter, but saw the staff immediately cast warning eyes, quiet, stupid, live broadcast!
Le Siyu lost consciousness for a moment, then recovered but nodded, as if she had heard something more exaggerated. In fact, she was not too surprised. For ordinary people, 6.6 billion and 66 trillion are almost the same. It's hard to use it up, unless I'm stupid to learn the abdominal muscles and spend money, so well, go bankrupt overnight.
The beauty anchor smiled and said: "Unexpectedly, we think that the country should have made a lot of money."
He Ming smiled cynically: "More, more, you know. My elder brother threw all the coffin in, and he would go bankrupt if he didn't succeed."
"Hehe..." Le Siyu smiled happily. He Ming's statement is really interesting, but who is the country equal to? Isn't it them? With that said, are they the big brother of the abs? Of course it’s not right. Abdominal is an alternate member, national leader, how could he be their little brother.
With a smile, Le Siyu saw that the first sign was lifted by the staff, with a line of black characters on it, "Ask 5,000 tons of gold! This is the key! Currency credit!"
Yes, Brother Abdominals seems to have said 5,000 tons of gold, how could he own so much gold by himself? Not to mention 5,000 tons, 50 tons are not available on the market. This is the credit of the currency. It is true that the gold standard has collapsed after World War II, and even Citi cannot afford to exchange dollars for gold.
But anyway, in some respects, countries only believe in gold, gold forever.
Le Siyu immediately said: "Brother Abs, you just said that you have 5,000 tons of gold?"
This number has already been reported by Chen Ziqi on the phone. Really, Chief, don’t you know that the country is impacting the world’s currency at an important juncture? Take advantage of the collapse of futures and hit the first place when the US dollar is weak. Your 5,000 tons of gold is not 50 tons of gold, so important!
He Ming continued to shrug his shoulders maliciously: "Of course. But please rest assured, this is not a robbing of some human country, but a demon vault. It's really crooked. The feeling of just carrying gold is carried by one person. A huge treasury, one word—"
Speaking of stopping here, Le Siyu said with an intriguing and subtle tone: "Cool?"
"Tired." He Ming rolled his eyes and said, "5,000 tons, dear, not 5,000 kilograms. Of course, this is a rough figure, in fact it must be more."
Moreover, He Ming proudly shook his left hand, in his left hand, at least tens of thousands of tons of gold filled a lot of private space.
The audience in the interesting dialogue, mainly the support, immediately laughed knowingly, but the fans "Oh oh oh-my abs is great!" When the camera moved away, the relevant staff immediately raised the sign, "Follow the rehearsal Cooperate, please agree. Thank you."
Le Siyu smiled, and put a few strands of hair behind her ears to add a woman's taste, otherwise in normal life. Who has seen such graceful cuddling of hair?
"Unimaginable wealth. Then, today’s interview will officially begin. The first visitor at Siyu Time is the world’s richest man, opening the age of Superman, bringing eternal youth, longevity, and almost a god’s abs. Mr. Brother." After speaking to the camera, Le Siyu turned to ask He Ming's first formal question.
"Hello, brother abs." Le Siyu greeted formally.
"I'm fine, comrade." He Ming nodded. But don't forget to joke.
Le Siyu smiled and made a very intellectual inquiry, and went straight to the subject: "Everyone knows that you are an indescribable great person. There are too many stories about you. So. We think Know, how did you start your journey of legend?"
He Ming smiled and said, "Want to hear the truth or lies?"
Le Siyu smiled and made a curious expression, "What about the truth? What about the lie? Of course, everyone likes to hear the truth, especially you. There are too many mysteries, better than fairy tales. If you tell lies, many people in front of the TV must be deeply disappointed and will mislead everyone."
He Ming shrugged and spread his hands. "The truth is simple and true. It's a lie. It's just a lot of bragging, and it's in the rivers and lakes. I can't help myself. For example, on the day I was born, the room was full of red lights, scaring the nurses The young lady almost broke Comrade Abdomen who is going to serve the people..."
"Haha, it's so funny..." Le Siyu and the people on the scene, from support to fans, laughed.
He Ming said sternly: "Well, of course I tell the truth, the following is definitely the truth. Actually, my fortune, calculated, it took about a month or so. That's why, everyone can't find my news before the new year. Although the state has kept it secret, it also shows that I used to be a trivial and ordinary hanging silk. That’s how it is, a hanging silk that never shines in life."
"Brother Abs, don't say that. Even though you were ordinary in the past, you have now proved that you belong to a truly great man, a man who is willing to serve the people with his own interests."
Le Siyu also said seriously. Many die-hard fans on the spot shouted: "Brother Abs, you are forever brother Abs, from the past to the present, always, forever! Even at the end of the world, we will accompany you in the sunset!"
He Ming pretended to be very "moved" and thanked him, and then continued: "Next, during the Spring Festival holiday, because I didn't want to go home, although I missed mom and dad and sisters, but at that time, his mind was flooded. Rain laughs with everyone). Then, a person came to the market when he wanted to buy some new year goods for himself, and undoubtedly found an alien's glasses, and what I didn’t expect was that I belonged to the kind of truly talented...I mean Yes, I belong to the kind of person with mysterious ability, so I inspired the glasses..."
With that said, He Ming took out the magic glasses, smiled affectionately, and said: "Wearing them, I can detect some treasures and whether they are valuable, and then I start to use them to pick up leaks in the market... I earned it from the beginning. A lot of money, tens of thousands at that time, for me now, it is worth several trillions. I am so excited!"
He Ming showed a real expression. Everyone felt that he suddenly became more handsome. The wise man realized it in vain and desperately posted on the Internet: "I x, this is the charm of the abs, we finally understand, this It is the expression of true feelings!"
He Ming has real feelings, so he must give Magic Glasses a "status" anyway! Yes, status, no matter what kind of person he becomes, it is this magical glasses that brings everything, and his current ability to destroy the earth with one hand, who can rob him? Hahaha!
Also in order to despise the guys who encounter adventures in some novels, hide their treasures, and then use the treasures fortune to ignore the treasures. What is more ridiculous is that those guys are also a lover, and their feelings are true and unrestrained... A guy who doesn't love anything of his own destiny, how can he love others.
"Wow, no, can I try these glasses?" Le Siyu asked.
"Of course." He Ming handed over the glasses and said with a smile: "This is the beginning of the true story. This good friend, only at important junctures will be used now, because after some adventures, I have real knowledge."
"No switch?" Le Siyu made no response after putting it on.
"Aliens don't need such backward things. Mind control. But other than me can't use. In terms of equipment, he tied the lord."
Le Siyu returned the magic glasses. He Ming put it on and looked at Le Siyu, and said: "Well, Miss Le Siyu's clothes should be Italian ladies' suits, with a D cup..."
Le Siyu was so frightened that he quickly patted He Ming. "Hate, don't say it, these data are for girls. Wow, alien eyes are really amazing."
"It didn't start. It was my gaze." He Ming smirked and put away the magic glasses, and continued: "Then, I found a martial arts secret book from a bronze statue. Of course, it is toad gong. And I At that time, I didn’t like it very much. Because I think martial arts, all sports have no miracle effect."
At this point, Le Siyu nodded with the "audience" on the spot, and people around the world nodded one after another. Please, brother, otherwise why is your toad skill so popular?
He Ming continued: "But I found that this martial arts can use Viagra to strengthen my skills, so I had an intuition at the time: if it succeeds. Wouldn't I rely on Viagra to increase my skills? And I earned the first place in my life. I have a lot of money and I’ve been stunned, so once I ate Viagra, it’s still continuous. This is very dangerous. Then it succeeded for the first time. So, the world’s first successful toad man was born. It only took one night. ."
For the first time there was applause at the scene, and Le Siyu and the audience applauded admiringly. They understand how difficult it is to practice toad gong. Without He Ming's help, the success rate is infinitely close to zero. And He Ming definitely doesn't have a teacher, there is the secret book, and he succeeded the first time, how amazing.
A true genius, a destined great man.
But He Ming forgot to say that the magic glasses automatically scan, if it is a hard work, it can automatically learn, and the terrible function of mastery.
Even though there is no such technology in the Justice League, some other skills can instill simple knowledge, but they are also harmful to the brain. Therefore, if He Ming doesn't talk about this, this interview, there must be a lot of "people" watching the multiverse, it is not fun to tell the mystery.
Moreover, if you calculate the ratings, Songjiang TV will definitely be scared to see the trillions of ratings...
"The next thing is more ordinary. I have been picking up the omissions and making a fortune, including the discovery of good jade, and making a fortune, but the best top quality is only tens of millions..."
Le Siyu smiled and said: "Tens of millions, Mr. Abdomen, to us ordinary people, this is a huge sum of money."
He Ming smiled and said, "It was the same to me at the time. But then, I made a lot of friends and recognized a god-sister. And the god-sister's brother... Maybe you have heard of him, the three brothers of Hu Baisen, Hu Baisen, and Ying Yang, Xue Hu, they are currently lieutenant generals. It was Yingyang and Xue Hu who discovered my toad power. They were both stupid at the time. After a try, they were shocked and reported to the country and the army. Immediately, the army Just come to me. Of course, there is no such thing as catching me as a guinea pig in the novel, that is nonsense. Then, it proved that the toad gong is very magical, but there were very few magicians at the time, except for Hu Baisen and others, because they have certain talents (reiki) , So it succeeded in one attempt and healed Colonel Hu Baisen’s paralysis. It was not paralysis, but the lumbar spine was interrupted by a bullet. At that time, his military rank was colonel."
"It's full of incredible, like a novel experience. Even though Brother Abdom is very calm, we can still feel the changes of the times. Yes, it is the tendency of the wheels of history to start to turn!" Le Siyu came out to make soy sauce and said Own existence.
He Ming continued: "Next, for some reasons, I am not only an officer, but also a lieutenant colonel. This is not easy. Don't look at me now as the general, but it is definitely a great accomplishment, step by step."
Le Siyu nodded understandingly, "Of course, Brother Ab, we all know your credit. Please continue."
"Oh, I forgot to say, on the day I found the ape-man skull, I fought with the ghost of a Tyrannosaurus rex. I was so powerful that I killed it because of my natural skills and chased it into the reservoir. Then I killed it. Get the first life treasure in life. It has little effect, it can only restore youth, increase physical vitality, and a little bit of physical fitness." He Ming made up the first life treasure in life.
Le Siyu immediately said with strange light: "No, my God, you killed a Tyrannosaurus soul? It came from 65.5 million years ago." Of course, I read the sign and said the correct age. Otherwise, how could the female anchor with know the life time of Tyrannosaurus rex.
He Ming smiled triumphantly and said, "That's a side dish. I'm the person chosen by the destiny. I have natural skills." Of course, there is a video about him being chased by the soul of Tyrannosaurus in the dead world, but the people who have watched it absolutely No more than one slap, He Ming brags openly, it doesn't matter.
"So what does it do?"
"My father, my mother, my sister, my wife took it away, have you seen them."
The scene laughed again, He Ming smiled, not to mention the other treasures of life, and continued: "Then, it began to involve a huge secret, which is not known, and the government of various countries has deliberately eliminated it. "
After deliberately selling it here, Le Siyu and the smart people around the world in front of the TV have already guessed that He Ming is starting to copy. As a result, many national leaders held their breath and watched TV motionlessly, with anger skyrocketing in their hearts.
, waste superman, shit, bastard! Take a look at Brother Abdominals, at that time after practicing toad gong, he dared to download the copy, and the secret library, that bunch of waste! Now being turned into Superman by Abdomen, I dare not explore!
"Brother Abs, please say it! Serve the people! With you, forget her, forget all the horror stories!" The fans on the scene spontaneously shouted, but the staff did not stop it, but instead signaled to Too to shout like this. Because this is an upsurge (trend), the ratings must be lowered if the people around the world are not satisfied?
The big beauty anchor also pleaded: "Brother Abdomen, would you please keep talking?"
He Ming is satisfied, fools~EbookFREE.me~ Is it easy to listen to stories? This is my struggle with blood and tears.
As I continued speaking, people all over the world who did not understand Chinese anxiously waited for the subtitles and translation, and slowly cursed.
"That secret is a secret that does not exist. Since ancient times, the rulers have gathered everything that cannot be explained and are absolutely monsters and ghosts, and sealed them in a secret place, several kilometers deep underground. There are many agencies and the way to enter is very complicated. . And then, the ghost stickers that you see are just a trivial piece of food. Over there, the air is gloomy, real monsters and ghosts lurking everywhere, on every item, maybe a Han Dynasty jade carving , A blood-stained picture scroll of the Ming Dynasty, especially the mirrors in that place, are as many as cow hair, and each mirror is filled with dense ghosts..." He Mingzheng said triumphantly and sinisterly, but when the light flickered suddenly, Le Siyu immediately Screaming in surprise, he tightly grasped his hand...
Afterwards, because many elderly people, especially female elderly people, were watching, they were suddenly frightened and fainted on the spot... It was... embarrassing.
It doesn't matter if I don’t care about my abdominal muscles. I did a horse-riding dance, warmly welcomed, returned, and ended a miserable life!
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