Chapter 449: Kidnapped by TV show

Chapter 449: Kidnapped by TV Show
"So, next Siyu wants to raise the question that the audience is most looking forward to tonight. Friends present, do you know what it is?"
Le Siyu asked the audience with a charming smile. Of course. Yutuo took the lead and shouted: "Toad Gong, Toad Gong!" He Ming shrugged his shoulders. It turns out that the audience of those entertainment shows were arranged, otherwise, who knows what you want to ask?
"Then the abs, we ordinary people care about toad kung most. It's no exaggeration to say that it has changed the human world, and all the sports, fitness, and health care industries related to men have closed their doors, switched careers, and competed. Hiring successful frogs at a high price to guide them. Its effectiveness is simply miraculous. Although I have heard about the analysis of various experts, people all over the world want to hear from you, because you have discovered the frogs and carried them forward. , And has countless success stories. Regarding its efficacy, principle, so-called inspiration, and final effect."
He Ming pursed his mouth and put his right hand on his mouth to think for a moment, then let go of his palm, and said, "Don’t believe my opinion. After all, I am a practitioner, not a researcher. I am definitely not as good as some experts in terms of education. , Scholars, etc. Regarding efficacy and principles, I think many people have seen analysis of medical experts, sports experts, fitness experts, etc., medical reports, etc." First, be humble, in fact, his super intelligence kills those stupid monkeys. . But exposing super intelligence can be troublesome. The stupid monkey must be looking for difficult questions all day long.
Can he tell others? Please, you have two choices, one, die, and second, wait to die. There is an answer to everything, dear!
"On the principle, it is mainly through Viagra and other drugs that stimulate hormones to stimulate one's own potential, and receive the mysterious power in the moonlight, and then produce a large amount of life energy that is very beneficial to the human body, especially the reproductive system can be strong and stimulate development. Of course. It can also be said to be a kind of vitality in the body, like a kind of physical strength. That is why, after practicing toad gong, it is almost infinite, so you can always be loving with husband and wife."
Le Siyu nodded and smiled, and there was a lot of laughter.
He Ming continued, speaking of the critical juncture, "Then it is the so-called enlightenment. This was also important to me in the past, but it is not important to me now, because... I am the King of Superman and have destiny. Skills, so many people can be successful at one time. And ordinary people need to be inspired by the sound of croaking. And this kind of inspiration mainly depends on two points, one is the skill of educators, that is, the skill of educating you who are successful in practicing toad gong. It's your own consciousness, is it very agile. If a person is very agile, then he will be sure of success when he meets a good educator. Others are difficult. That's it. The conditions are simple and the reality is very difficult."
After He Ming explained it in a simple and understandable way, Le Siyu nodded happily, "That's it. It's a classic saying, the conditions are simple, and the suffering is practiced. Okay, next, let's rest for 3 minutes. Don't go away. Next, I will tell the story about toad gong in depth."
After talking and smiling at the camera for a second, the female anchor was relieved immediately after seeing the relevant staff member with a thumbs up. A group of assistants rushed to see the makeup and the next questions. Of course, the most important thing is , Replace the site layout, and replace with new advertising products...
He Ming got up again and changed a set of sofas, couldn't help but shook his head and smiled bitterly. How many times? Three times.
Le Siyu comforted again: "Sorry, Brother Ab, there is no way, there is no way, there are many advertisers around the world. Normally I can't see one, let alone many and many advertising fees. Our TV station is very big. Many people have to live."
"Of course, long live understanding."
Three minutes later, when I returned to the show, the people around the world in front of the TV, as well as the hot-tempered European and American hunks, felt that the TV was destroyed. Haven't watched TV for so many years, bastard, the critical moment is always advertising! x!
Le Siyu asked Xiang He Ming with a charming smile: "So, Brother Abdomen, is there any other way? In other words, after a year of practice, do other successful people have the same skill as you?"
"There is no other way. Honestly speaking, I wish I had all kinds of apprentices as teachers, because I am too busy now, and the operation time is only 2 hours. How many patients are yelling? Waiting for me to serve the people? No, serve the patients! And At the end of the practice, I think the body should be very strong, but toad power also has its limits, just like taking a miracle medicine, life treasures, the effect is always the first and the last, and it will gradually reach the limit. Like me, unless there are skills And then grow."
With that said, He Ming was proud and despised in his heart, fellow compatriots, only the dead know my greatness.
I am going to become the invincible and powerful God and Demon Lord of the Sun Demon, no, your majesty, the general secretary, the president and head of the universe!
Le Siyu sighed regretfully, and asked for various details about the toad gong. However, it was a pity that the road was still that way, and the opportunity was still that opportunity. However, people all over the world understand at least one truth: there must be an inspiration from those who are successful in toad.
And He Ming's next explanation is that Superman is the best, Little Superman and Little Superman are the best.
Le Siyu asked: "The problem of toad gong, the abs explained very wonderfully, and there is nothing to say. Just now, you said that Superman and so on are the best, so regarding Superman, Siyu also has many questions. . Superman’s life, daily behavior, such as their crimes, how to control?"
He Ming smiled and said, "Superman is divided into three types, which I came up with. They are very simple and easy to understand. There are three kinds, Superman, Little Superman, Little Superman. The difference in strength between the two sides is estimated to be able to deal with 100 Little Supermen. A little superman, no matter how many little supermen, can’t deal with a superman. A hundred little supermen are probably able to deal with a superman. Of course it’s not a variety of weapons, because many powerful weapons can make a little superman deal with one. Superman."
"In life, in simple words, it is infinite strength, infinite energy, and amazing appetite. Little Superman should be dozens of times that of mortals, little Superman should be hundreds of times, and Superman should be thousands of times. Of course, you can eat a lot of portions at once. It can also be a long time without eating."
"It's really an enviable Superman's physical function. Then, Brother Abdominals, the Superman that you have produced by your operation should belong to the Little Superman?" He Ming nodded, and Le Siyu continued: "Then they eat with life treasures. Is there a difference between Superman?"
Of course there is a difference. Simply put, the former is natural life and the latter is artificial technology. But how could He Ming say anything that is not conducive to his surgery? What's more, stupid monkeys have a preconceived notion that needs hundreds of years to change.
Think nature is the best.
He Ming smiled and said: "The difference is not big. Maybe the life of the superman made by the operation is stronger than some superman, and can change the body shape, can be modified into a handsome person like Pan An. Last time Professor Hawking did not need him Replacement and upgrade of appearance."
"Women, too?" Le Siyu said uncontrollably, but He Ming could see that she didn't have any surprises, it was acting. After thinking about it, she understood that she felt that she was a beautiful woman, and she didn't need to modify her appearance. Naturally, she didn't want more and more beautiful women, or even more beautiful than her.
It's a pity that He Ming disappointed the big beauty anchor, and he even specifically attacked, "Of course, very beautiful. If you are not a gentleman, it is more beautiful than the most beautiful Siyu beauty anchor tonight. There are many surgical photos to choose from. I found it from the labyrinth in the south. Please take a look at the looks of the stunning beauty that can be replaced."
"..." He Ming took a stack of photos from the big backpack and handed it to Le Siyu first. As a result, the female anchor took a look and laughed "naturally", "Wow, it's so beautiful, let everyone see."
In fact, I just watched one, and I was shocked. I never watched it again. "Smiles" and passed it to the staff who came up.
After a while, the photos appeared on the screen, one after another in front of TVs and computers around the world, and soon they were available for download on the Songjiang TV website. Songjiang TV Station is very ambitious in this interview. TV stations, the Internet, and traditional media will not let it go. Not let go of a piece of fat.
Go with you. starve? Hahaha...
And these "alien" stunning, in fact from the Internet of the dead world, belong to the first-class beauties, even more beautiful than the historical beauties, because the talent is better, and some are so beautiful that they are indescribably beautiful. Not in the mood.
Therefore, you can think of the impact on the earth's humans. Both men and women can hardly control their moods and are dumbfounded. Such a beauty? Are you kidding me, can I make mass production?
Definitely, absolutely, necessary. He never tells lies at critical moments. Look at the arrogant Hawking super hunk who returned to England. He said it was for a memorial trip before leaving England, but the British sympathy for him turned into Gritting your teeth, eldest brother, don’t do this, don’t wear a vest in the winter and it’s arrogant!
We know that you don't care about tanks and artillery anymore, but don't do this, leave some sympathy, don't take all the girls' hearts away. Save some girls for us.
We don’t have abdominal muscles, and we didn’t forget girls for the sake of brother...
The world is boiling. Many super-rich people, especially Citigroups, and many female monopoly, are completely lost after seeing a few photos. They are absolutely heart-stricken and full of love. They can’t wait to give all the money and industry to the abdominal muscle brother in exchange for a replacement body. Opportunity. Because it is so wonderful to be such a peerless stunner. Is it still Little Superman's body, still lacking silver? Casually entering the sea to find a sunken ship, or doing smuggling activities are also very serious.
However, their reason tells them that unless they invest tens of billions of dollars, they will have to queue up all the time. This is a little superman’s opportunity for surgery, and it’s so cheap. However, it turns out that there are big troubles under the cheap. Just the sixth Middle East war. The two sides are desperately pursuing superhuman power, do oil countries lack that silver? If he could smash 10,000 Little Supermen, he would have been smashed long ago.
And the key to this operation is not to mention that the "people" in the dead world know it well, but the stupid people on earth also understand it. Not the surgery fee, but the doctor!
Even though they also understand, there is only one who possesses such incredible skills. This is still more expensive than gold, and he doesn't know where to serve the people all day long.
What's even more helpless is that there are only two hours of operation time every day, because at 11 o'clock, I have to help a bunch of poor ghosts, idiots, and wait to be fed successfully. I am extremely backward, and become the little superman to be killed by a spike!
Only then did the super-rich and powerful people understand what it means to serve the people and what it means to be stupid. The act of serving the poor ghosts has to admit that it is indeed a real proletarian stupid, and believe in such things.
It's a pity that there is no other way but to ask others...
"As for crime, all crimes in this country, no matter who committed the crime, what his dad is, as long as he is Superman, I will definitely arrest him, and other little Supermen will of course be arrested by Superman. So please rest assured, Superman The crime problem is basically zero, because they are very rich and very satisfied very few people. Unless they have psychopaths, anti-social personality, etc., otherwise there is no problem."
He Ming said with a "serious" face. In fact, this is nonsense. If something goes wrong, he will definitely ignore it, and it's his own relatives. He must be shouting in the mouth, "My cousin Ab, you Move me to try?" behind the scenes.
This is a question of principle. First, he is just a hypocrite. Second, after seeing the multiverse, who the cherishes and loves a group of carbon-based monkeys? Looking at the holy gods on Solomon's star soil, I have to admit that evil is really great.
"It turns out, but thinking about the powerful power of Superman, once you do evil, there is no other way to stop it except you. It's really worrying." The female anchor said, clutching her chest.
He Ming looked at the female anchor’s chest and smirked,
I’m from a psychology background, I know, this is a manifestation of lack of security. Could it be that the goddess in the hearts of our beautiful Songjiang people? Abandoned by a man? So—"Unexpectedly, Le Siyu covered her face before she finished speaking, and soon there was a sob.
At that moment, He Ming simply swallowed a toad, opened his mouth wide, and couldn't believe that the legendary thing happened to him? After saying a word, the little girl cried, and it was broadcast live worldwide? No way? It turns out that I don't know women. I still think that "You are the wind and I am the sand..." is a lore~EbookFREE.me~ So fool.
Several related assistants came to comfort him immediately. He Ming smiled bitterly and shrugged. The man in front of the TV deeply understood He Ming, the helpless brother abs, even if he didn't know what to say next moment to make a woman cry.
Women like him shrugging his shoulders in a super handsome manner. Instead of shrugging his shoulders by Pan Changjiang, you can't see it, do you?
But the next moment, men and women all over the world are crazy.
Taking this opportunity, Songjiang TV station, this , immediately can’t wait, as if reborn, and as if parents and parents died at the same time and in different places, so they rushed to the funeral and dealt with the funeral. They broadcast a commercial again... …
People have nothing to say, the most painful thing in the world is like this, just like life, knowing the pain of going to work, but having to get up at six in the morning and go home at six in the evening... But, no, , this is a TV show That's it.
It's a helpless joke. People all over the world have been kidnapped by a TV show.
ps: The second one is for collection and subscription.