Chapter 58: Life is always unexpected

He Ming climbed up an ancient ginkgo tree with a history of over a thousand years and a national first-class protected plant. He saw a green light on it, and when he stepped forward, it was another ginkgo fruit. Putting it in his pocket, He Ming climbed to the highest point like a monkey, looking into the distance in every direction.
He Ming ignored the green light from the Niangniang Temple beside him. He knew that it was a cultural relic in the temple. Even if it was red light, he had nothing to do. Taking it would be an offence. The chairman must send Dami Liu to teach him. Dami Liu must have been on the plane just now. Shang had endured the torment of and was very upset with him.
　　 Looking in all four directions, there was nothing. He Ming shook his head, went down the tree, and smoked another cigarette. There are already people, buildings, and of course there are lights.
　　 It's the Spring Festival now, there must be a lot of people, tourists staying, people visiting, or people gathering together to play mahjong.
　　 He Ming walked into a side street. In front of a small restaurant, an enthusiastic proprietress greeted him, saying that the restaurant has everything from Taishan's famous dishes and Internet service.
　　 Can the hotel still surf the Internet? He Ming went in and saw that it was really good. Outside was a restaurant, a few tables, and inside was a small Internet cafe, four computers, and a few children without money, gathered around a computer to watch a teenager fight the war world.
　　 He Ming was also hungry, so he sat down and let the proprietress serve all the dishes, the best drinks, and the best wine.
　　 Yeah! The lady boss was so happy, while cooking, she asked He Ming where he came from? Taishan is pretty, right? Isn't it beautiful?
　　 He Ming responded, feeling a little boring. He can’t play with his broken phone. What else is there in the backpack? Looking through his backpack, the treasures he got from the back garden of the chairman have been placed in Zhou Qingyun's house.
　　 There are more than 300,000 cash in the backpack, 450,000 US dollars, five bottles of mineral water, three bags of beef jerky, and some things, such as freshly picked green plants, pebbles and so on.
　　 Unexpectedly, He Ming was forced to find a handheld game console, perhaps Zhou Qingyun put it in, fearing that he could play it when he was bored.
"Playing games? This game console is good, it's very valuable." The lady proprietress first served a dish, which was dried fried tofu balls. Because Taishan tofu is delicious, He Ming ate one and nodded: "Yes, This game console is about 3,000 yuan. This dish is not bad. I will continue to serve five dishes. I eat a lot."
　　The restaurant owner loves the big belly guy. He eats a lot and spends a lot of money. The proprietress said with joy, "Good, good, other dishes are more delicious."
He Ming nodded his head and played the game while eating with tofu pills, but the game console in his hand was really not suitable for him. He Ming shook his head, outdated, and didn't like to play anymore. Thinking of his childhood, it was boring to play Xiaobawang. The game was overwhelming for an afternoon, and now it feels disgusting to think about it.
　　 And now the latest handheld game consoles, the screen plot operation is a hundred times cooler than the past, Monster Hunter and other games are not in the mood to play.
　　He Ming put the game console on the table, picked up a dried fried tofu pill, ate it and chewed it to enjoy the deliciousness, then he turned his head inadvertently and almost squirted the food out of his mouth.
　　 A chubby and likable kid of about five or six years old was looking at the game console on the table with pitiful eyes, and almost drooling in his mouth.
　　 He Ming swallowed the food and laughed. This kid is so funny. This expression is really in place. It is a pity that the seller of the game console does not ask him to advertise. It is too wasteful!
　　 He Ming suppressed his laughter and wanted to continue eating, but when he saw the pitiful expression of the kid, he couldn't help but laugh again. He couldn't eat anymore.
　　 He Ming sniffed, suppressed a smile, twisted the kid’s face, and said, "My kid, what do you think?"
　　 The kid avoided He Ming's magic hand, did not answer him, and kept looking at the game console.
　　 The lady boss saw it and said with a smile: "This is the son of a widow on the street. He is five years old and doesn't like talking."
He Ming nodded, picked up the handheld game console, and said, "Come here, give it to you, kid, this is your silent power. Big brother was defeated by you!" He said, and found the charger, together To the little kid.
　　 The little kid took the thing, glanced at He Ming, and ran away. He Ming smiled and shook his head. The kid escaped was so handsome, quite the style of my bare butt.
　　 The lady boss was surprised to see that He Ming gave away a three-thousand-yuan handheld game console, and she presented another dish, another local famous dish, Thai goat meat barbecue, and said: "Young man, just gave it like this? So generous!"
He Ming ate the mutton barbecue, took out a wad of RMB from his arms, the unopened 10,000 yuan, directly drew out a pile, put it on the table, and said: "This barbecue will continue to be one. I am very generous. The money counts. It’s money."
　　 The lady boss was overjoyed. After taking a look, it was almost two thousand, and the cost of the meal was only one hundred. Today I met Kuan Ye, with a smile on his face, and became more enthusiastic.
　　 "Internet service, right? I will go online, and the lady boss will continue to serve food!"
　　 The proprietress certainly agreed. He Ming was eating barbecue and tofu pills in front of an old computer while surfing the Internet.
　　 When eating, He Ming likes to watch movies. He enters the country's largest video website, Youdou, and wants to see what good movies are available.
　　 As soon as I opened the webpage, the headline video was, Taishan was surprised to see a Qi Song jumped on a spacewalk?
　　Tarzan? I'm in Mount Tai now, He Ming is very interested, click to open it.
　　 The video is very clear. You can see a person dancing on a branch sticking out of the cliff?
　　As the camera zooms in, the person in the video becomes more clear and clear. It can be seen that he did jump into a spacewalk on a very dangerous branch. If he is not careful, he will fall and die.
He Ming ate the lamb skewers, he admired this two pen, he used his life to hype, he was so courageous, he would burp if he fell, but he felt strange in his heart, and felt something was wrong, wait, his clothes, no Is it my Versace menswear? It's exactly the same, even the pants and the backpack?
　　 He Ming was taken aback, isn't this Lao Tzu? Yes, yes, it's me, I remember, just now I smoked on a strange pine, looking into the distance, doing some favorite movements with my hands and feet, I like to imitate the space walk, yes, yes!
　　 He Ming was speechless and kept watching. In the video, he noticed the green light on it and jumped over.
　　 In He Ming's view, he just jumped over, but from the video, he was light and graceful, completely unlike human beings, and under the circumstances that he would fall to death if he was not careful. Still so cool!
　　'S next performance is even more amazing, He Ming is like a gecko, fast upward. It's totally unlike ordinary people's rock climbing. You need to fix it and try repeatedly before you dare to move on. He Ming is like climbing on the ground, not attracted by gravity, and climbs directly. The speed is so fast that it only takes a few seconds. The mountain wall just disappeared under the night.
　　 The video is over, He Ming went to read the comments, there are already more than 100,000 comments, the first one is, it’s going to be hot, I’m the sofa!
　　 The second is that the gods finally see the gods and beg for news from this person.
　　 Article number three, gods and gods! ! !
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　　 The comments became crazy after the explanation, even foreigners' English appeared, they were very shocked, because it is not like the movie special effects, but humans can do it? Who is this person? What is he doing?
　　 The video shooter said that a few hours ago, when he came down from Mount Taishan Tianzhufeng, he saw such a person doing such a thing and took the picture.
People’s power is great. After seeing hundreds of comments, someone deliberately took a screenshot. He Ming’s side face was caught. His side face was very excited, and he spit out his tongue, although it was less than a second after jumping. , But you can tell who else this person has besides the abs.
　　 Oh, no, it’s called the Uniform Emperor now. Therefore, through the comparison of the photos of the abdominal muscles, the photos of the Uniform Emperor and the personality in the video, nothing needs to be said, it is He Ming!
　　 Someone speaks crazy, who tells me, who is the Uniform Emperor?
　　 made an "improper remarks" from the upper court, also called the hanging silk declaration. He Ming became popular. This morning's generals uniform made him even more popular, but it can be explained because it helped the chairman. But the current supernatural ability cannot be explained, because He Ming is a superman and everyone is mortal. We all want to know how you did it!
　　 Therefore, when He Ming traveled in the mountains, explored treasures everywhere, drank mountain springs and peeed, he was so hot, and afraid of being disturbed, He Ming turned off his mobile phone.
　　 He Ming watched the video and immediately turned it on. He knew that Zhou Qingyun liked the Internet and he posted it by himself. The news has long been known! He must be worried to death. There are also family members.
　　 Sure enough, He Ming was taken aback as soon as he turned it on. My god, there were a lot of missed calls, including family members, Zhou Qingyun, Xue Hu, Liu Dami, etc.
　　 He Ming first called home to explain, because the toad skill is very strong, nothing will happen. I also talked with my parents, my eldest sister and my second sister, and my cousin. Especially the second sister scolded him, be careful. Playing dangerous, cut you JJ.
　　 He Ming called Zhou Qingyun, she got on the phone, crying and cursing, she was really angry, so He Ming hurry back and don't play dangerous games!
　　 He Ming repeatedly explained, comforted, and said nasty things, and finally got his wife.
When 　　 called Xue Hu, He Ming became normal. He flicked Xue Hu. That is the function of toad power. You should try it too. Don't be afraid, you won't be thrown to death, toad is very powerful.
　　 Finally, I called Dami Liu, He Ming's voice became serious, and said: "Hello, is this the chairman?"
　　 "I am Liu Huo."
"Oh, it's Dami Liu. What's the matter." He Ming's voice became lazy and said: "I just had a passion with my wife? I can hear your proud voice in the spring breeze, like flowers blooming in a lonely valley ."
Liu Huo’s voice was dumbfounding: "He Ming, be serious, don’t be kidding! The chairman has assigned the vitality vine. He is very happy and asked me to convey, "Comrade He Ming, thank you for your fast and effective service, please continue to work hard." Thank you, my physique has become very good. As for my wife? I am also very happy... I also want to ask, in the video of Taishan, it's you, what's the matter? Don't play such dangerous behaviors, you are an important person Up."
He Ming smiled bitterly and said: "Master, it's not my fault. I have nothing to do. I am strong and I won't die if I fall. By the way, can you delete this video? A candidly photographed me~ EbookFREE.me~ I really died unjustly. I'm watching... Feng Shui, you can see where there are good things, you know, look for treasures."
Liu Huo smiled and said, "That’s right, then I’m relieved. The video can’t be deleted, it’s already spread. He Ming, pay attention to yourself. By the way, at night, Colonel Xue Hu will bring you an officer ID. Have a gun license to train you some military skills. And start a plan, you are ready!"
　　 Have a gun license? Men like guns, He Ming is a man among men, of course he likes it very much! He Mingxi said, "Have a gun license? You mean I can carry a gun with me?"
"Yes, He Ming, you are an important person, but you like to move freely. Therefore, for your safety, the chairman specially approved you to hold a gun. Besides, you can legally hold a gun if you are a special forces officer. As for the gun, it depends on you. What do you like? Generally speaking, you can carry pistols with you and hold them to protect your personal safety, but don't show off or intimidate others. That is illegal.
　　 "The spear can only be placed in the car and controlled by your three team members. Because the spear is prominent, it is easy to cause panic among the masses. As for the plan, you will know it at night. That's it, I have a meeting. Goodbye!"
　　 He Ming laughed when he heard that he wanted to hold a gun legally and choose a gun at will. This feeling was so cool, he unknowingly changed from a person looking up to a privileged class to a privileged class.
　　 In this way, He Ming, who was affected by the video, also regained his mood. When the time comes, the big deal is, wow, Taishan god, I also worship him super.
　　 A reporter asked: "His Versace menswear is the same as the one you wore, how do you explain it?"
　　 He Ming would silently despise the reporter with his eyes, and then said with a slightly mocking tone: "You should ask the Versace person. Thank you." He added a word in his heart, idiot.