Chapter 783: Ming Gong Assistant: Central Light Brain

m "My fellow, how are you..."
However... the reality is reality. When the "domineering" abdominal muscle brother walked in front of him and greeted him, not only was he followed a group of "godsdess", several TV stations had undoubtedly watched many global live broadcasts.
So Zhao San seemed to be blinded by the nightmare and didn’t say anything.
He Ming ignored the old man he saw on the site of the dead and greeted him, so he skipped him and continued to move towards the village.
He is the price of a big diamond per second. What's more, he is pretending to be forced to follow one on the global live broadcast... Obviously, because the pretending experience is so rich, he immediately understands that the other party is an old man who can’t speak bullshit. , Talk about "Are you happy?" He Ming thinks that he feels extremely sick and embarrassed
He had to enter the village, immediately the whole village became a sensation, and then asked the whole village how difficult it was, "Comrades... are you happy?" Then they must answer with bowing eyes.
"Unprecedented happiness and great happiness"
"Happy to cry every day"
…Finally, he said in unison: "This is all the life you brought to you, Brother Abs"
Then sang a red song: "...The sky of Brother Abdomen is the bright sky... Dongfanghong, the world has Brother Abdomen..."
Well, in the end, he didn’t make a sham one time. He certainly said in a heartfelt and affectionate voice: "Thank you, comrades, for your love... But I am very humble. All this is the result of everyone’s hard work, the result of thousands of hard work, you deserve My life is nothing more than...Among all living beings, a small servant of the people who serves the people. Goodbye to comrades. It’s hard to forget the prosperity of the country in the future, and I am always ready to serve the people.

As for how many people’s big teeth will be laughed off, it’s up to him.
However, He Mingxin has a hunch that there are too few dragon traps and too few. One possibility, a village...Unless your own village is possible because everyone in your own village is not afraid of yourself, and all of them are...shameless villains who are higher than themselves. , The real shameless villain himself Huashan faction can’t beat the truth? Huashan faction
Sure enough, when entering the village, the villagers who are doing nothing in the sun...for the first time, they can hardly believe their eyes, although everyone knows that Abdomen will be more hilarious to serve the people during the honeymoon. No, it must be more touching. It’s so touching--but they never expected that the Abdomen, who was randomly visiting and never notified in advance, chose their Tubula village. In the past, on average, only before the Chinese New Year, visitors would know the name Hulushan. The troubled mountain village
Not to mention romantic, romantic, chic and close to nature. It used to be difficult. I didn’t drink any water, and my was dry all day long. There were also a lot of livestock drinking urine.
"Oh oh oh-Brother Abs, there is nothing wrong with Brother Abs, he is really Brother Abs, he came to see us, come out soon, the party and the people see us coming"
The whole village immediately caused a sensation in various construction sites with a relatively large distribution area to strike for the first time, and the construction workers also ecstatically surrounded them and shouted "Brother Abdominal" and other slogans. Moreover, perhaps because the turtles were honest and kind, or they didn't. A person has practiced toad gong alone, so no one peeping at the beauties behind He Ming
Especially the most outstanding Le Siyu, she wore a tight-fitting, dignified and uniform dress that hid her charm or He Ming liked the red and white dress.
He immediately decided to serve his goddaughter after his hard work tonight, truly serve his goddess wholeheartedly and warmly.
Don't be too...fuck, pop, pop, oh... the of the daughter might be flattened
"Old man, the party and the people sent me to see you, how is your life now?"
He Ming is smarter. I don’t want to say that I represent. This term is quite "noble", so I don’t ask for the favor of the comrades represented.
Facing him, the old people who spoke cordially but didn't shake hands were so excited that they only nodded
After a while, the shrewd and eloquent old man nodded excitedly, and said, "Comrade Commander-in-Chief... Since our country has you, our life is really great. We each old man gets five thousand yuan in welfare every month. Thank you. The party, thank the people, thank the commander, thank the motherland"
The old man said that the Chinese people in front of the TV are quite proud, or quite happy: I also took five thousand yuan for nothing. I used to dream about it.
People all over the world are jealous, jealous and hateful. There is no doubt that five thousand yuan is five thousand yuan. Now the yuan is getting more and more valuable. It is estimated that it can be exchanged for more than one thousand US dollars.
And don’t look at the U.S. and other countries with a per capita income of 40,000 to 50,000 U.S. dollars, but ordinary people. If you find someone who has several hundred dollars in his pocket at any time, the guy with a credit card of no less than 3,000 U.S. dollars is simply unrealistic. High is not that ordinary people are very rich Bill Gates being so rich does not mean you are rich
China’s welfare is good, monthly income, no matter if the income is 4,999 yuan or 0 income, then everyone will get a living allowance of 5,000 yuan a month. It is actually a subsistence allowance, etc. But this sounds comfortable, unlike the capitalist world. Give a little welfare, you have to line up for a day, all kinds of names, you should listen to it like a beggar
He Ming hurriedly performed an "Emotional" performance and then interacted with some children
But it’s a pity. Although the children who were very curious about him accepted the gift, it was obvious that one of them was dismissive and seemed to be indifferent to the gift he prepared.
Quite embarrassing, He Ming wanted to consider whether to save face with diamonds, gems, etc.
"This is...What's the matter? Little kids despise me again? Or a bunch of...Wait, where do so many high-tech toys come from? Nima and toy Lamborghini are available? I wanted an Audi double drill. Fake crying for hours"
I accidentally saw behind the crowd. There are rows of very beautiful toy sports cars in the neat and clean square. They are high-end electric toy sports cars, worth thousands, and have high-tech functions for drifting, etc. And because they are high-tech batteries , Can maintain strong power without charging for a long time
Almost understood his thoughts, and in a blink of an eye, Chen Ziqi smiled and spoke out and gave He Ming a step down.
"Chief, the welfare of the children is also very good. A monthly living allowance of 3,000 yuan, of which 2,000 yuan is based on the official purchase of high-end foods, nutritional products that meet the conditions, as well as clothing and toys, most of which are provided by your company at the ex-factory price. The last thousand yuan is credited to the child’s credit card"
After speaking, Chen Ziqi also joked to the children’s mothers: "Comrades, you did not use your baby’s money for other purposes."
"Hehe... Well, we shouldn't have one..."
A bunch of women guiltyly looked at the exquisite modernization of their various mansions under construction, or the mansions imitating the Republic of China landlord style. Chen Ziqi already knows very well that not to mention the interior decoration, own land, and the construction cost is generally 500,000 yuan. Between 1 million
And they used to have a family with an annual income of several thousand renminbi. How can they have savings at all, but every one of them is four or five thousand a month from four or five children without embezzlement.
After a little chat, there was no chance to pretend to be forced. He Ming, regrettably, was about to bid farewell to this place. After all, he was almost at the restaurant. He just listened to the Central Light Brain’s suggestion and was going to the next stop "nearby" to eat and install great men. The inscription leaves a legend through the ages
Of course not, "This restaurant has good food" and "Brother Abdomen is here" although I really want to write like this, but it's difficult to be a man, and it's hardest to be a great man. He still has to write, "Going to the east of the big river to go all out..." Although the genius knows what is going on in the desert area... But it’s better than "Ten years of life and death, unpredictable and unforgettable..."
Because a restaurant hangs this kind, the big money with no learning and skill is considered to be a black shop. Ten years of life and death are two years, Nima, ghosts have come to seek revenge, the boss, don’t you know?
"Comrades, good times are short, there are many days to go, and a bright future is better than a day. Please live happily. Everything has the motherland, everything has the party, everything has us, and the people’s public servants solve the problems." He Ming once again "more "It's hard to rejuvenate the country" authentically: "I'm leaving now, do you have any questions?"
"Everyone" must have a lot of problems, for example, being a villain but "everyone" is an adult, knowing that it is said to be humiliating...not to mention that it is now a global live broadcast, not just a hobby of the abdominal muscles. Except for the children who dare to show cute little ones under the global live broadcast, they ran around happily, and the spring is infinitely moving. Other adults, including minors, are more than a straight chest, self-hypnotized and become a nobleman on the mountain, not real The world's silly idiots
Zhao San had a lot of courage in the crowd and heard He Ming's words. Almost at this moment... the silent heartfelt words of everyone at the scene, villagers, and migrant workers concentrated on him and connected with the painful past, so another " The People's Hero" was born
"...Brother Abs, although we have no worries, our health is not very good, especially men, so please let us participate in Toad Gong. We can't pay, but we can owe the bills."
Chen Ziqi’s group of secretaries and female anchors suddenly saw a villager who they saw in the "Dead’s Site" just now expressing their wishes or slanderously following He Ming's appearance: After all, your body is very good, and you still owe it. What about the account? Isn't this nonsense?
He Ming has long forgotten about his family. One can imagine how arrogant he is... he can only remember beautiful women.
He saw that the representatives of the people came out and said the request. It was a good one. He immediately became interested. He immediately changed his expression of emotion to a deeply gratified great man. Attention, emotion is very important. Generally speaking, only untie the goddess skirt. The expression at that moment is the other emotional... "Go ahead, don't bother me"
"It's wrong for you to say that. Paying for the practice of toad gong is my duty: as much as the ability is, the responsibility is as great as my abs. Since ancient times, my abs has always been to serve the people wholeheartedly. Men, all the men in this village, including comrade workers, have come to participate in my toad practice for free. My secretaries will arrange it for you. Thank you."
The most of the men on the scene, the old people immediately raised their hands and clapped their hands. It’s great. Who doesn’t like a strong body, especially the younger brother is very strong.
The men cheered, and the women secretly contempt and secretly look forward to: This ghost place has started to have more entertainment, but for their women, there are no commercial streets to stroll around, let alone their girlfriends.
The former girlfriends are now all kinds of protected animals that have been stocked. They have long disappeared in the sea of ​​people
Therefore, for local women, bed activities are still very important, but men have long since stopped...
Zhao San was most excited and cried again. He bowed deeply to He Ming. He was extremely "emotional" and never helped him from start to finish. Of course, the people around the world who had been fooled didn't think this was arrogance, but... respect
After all, Western people who love freedom and democracy sometimes shook hands with politicians and quickly dismissed them to pretend to be forced.
"Third brother, you are great, you are great for serving the people." The "young people" of the same generation embraced Zhao San with excitement. They found the height of Ma Da, and I don't know why the foreign girl with very good skills quickly became weak. Zheng worry
Now... "hero" Zhao San smiled and hid his merit and fame and retreated into the crowd
To be a human, it’s better to know something about the toad skills... villain... woo woo woo
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Say goodbye to this place, He Ming, go to the "nearby" Lop Nur. Anyway, the flight to the red disc is a little bit of distance.
The Lop Nur Desert has become a tourist attraction, and the former Loulan City has been rebuilt. It has not only become a tourist attraction and adventure mecca, it is also a sacred place for filming and TV series.
Because of the first demon game, the Great Earth Era allowed Chinese people to see the splendor of Lop Nur, as well as various confirmed supernatural events and many treasures-treasures are very important. Now there is a dedicated 24-hour study of the stand-alone version of the big era game to discover Players of historical treasures can use this to make a fortune as long as they find the location...it’s easy to send a lot of difficult ones, such as a certain location in the deep sea, then sell it through the work website of the person who is credited by the abdominal muscles, or share
Since the big-time game can not only speed up the time and act as various lives, but also other things, the location of the treasure is discovered and becomes part of the treasure. Then it can be determined in 2012, and now, where the treasure is and then it is only a difficult question to discover.
Since the Huaxia government began to comprehensively transform the desert of death that the country had not had in the past, and did not dare to fly over... It was so miserable. It was ravaged by heavy rain for a few days and nights, turned into a wetland through high technology, and then sowed various high-tech plants by air. , Especially high-oil corn-up to now, it is a natural paradise, mostly wetlands and grasslands, and all kinds of stocked livestock are just arranged on it...
There are only adventure sacred places. There are some deserts that are purely scenic decorations near Loulan City. These are used for tourism, sightseeing, filming, etc. There are also some famous places, such as Lop Nur Ears, Lop Nur Devil City, Lop Nur Underground City Ruins, etc. Wait
And He Ming spotted the city of Loulan...the catering industry is developed, and there are a large number of people in the catering industry here, because there are many high-level lives taking risks here, there are various acting and the taste of food is rather strange, although most of them are artificial fresh meat. , But there are a few legal output in various deserts, such as scorpions
It’s been a long time since he harmed wild animals. When he was introduced by the Central Light Brain, He Ming immediately slobbered.
Unfortunately, he entered Loulan City in cheers and thunder, and he had to pretend to be a great man, he could only enjoy a variety of delicacies while watching.
"Brother Abdomen, sign a name, take a photo..." Almost all local female celebrities, no matter whether they are influential or top-notch, whether they are beautiful Bingbing or Feng Jie's version of the unknown celebrity Feifei, one by one is running towards Tang Sengrou. I can’t wait to surround the antique-style restaurant where He Ming is.
The excited boss began to regret...The second floor was made of simple wood
"God bless you, don't fall down Yo"
Female celebrities compete with female extras to get close to He Ming, and they are attracted by Brother Abdominals. The unruly one-night stand, then not only means...class success, but even if there is no chance, take a photo with Brother Abdominals, or in the world Appeared under the live broadcast, since then, the value has skyrocketed, and the stars are unlimited
He Ming enjoyed a few exquisite fried scorpions, as if he had eaten a few wisps of air, and then in order to pretend to be a kind and great man, he accepted various photos, autographs, etc., and the not long-eyed shopkeeper, took out one You can see that you just bought it, maybe it’s the pen and ink of the props, a large sheet of rice paper, ask him to write an inscription
Forcibly not writing, "Boss, you are stupid"
Instead, he wrote a copy, "Going to the east of the big river to wash away..." After finishing writing, the audience was silent for a moment. It was involuntary, deafening applause and various cheers. Many female stars were conquered and conquered. A horrible artist, I have never seen the art of niob, now...the niob is here...
"Brother Abs...we love you so much. Give us the inscription. Please, please. Actually, I had a chance to learn calligraphy, but I didn’t know why I learned acting."
A large number of actresses who have no brains and practical cultural knowledge are not graduating from elementary school cried and cried
What else can He Ming do? Hurry up and pretend to be for n times. This is also for the people.
The person who snatched his pen and ink is as silly as it is. It is not an exaggeration to patronize the calligraphy. It is definitely one of the greatest, most outstanding and holy calligraphy.
How many top calligraphers on the earth who have taken genius medicine waste precious time in front of the TV watching He Ming’s calligraphy, and immediately... Tears burst into my eyes--"Brother Abdomen, we need such calligraphy most. "
Interestingly, related... The major auction houses specializing in the art of Abdominal Muscles started to contact immediately. In the past, only a variety of actresses whose parents were so passionate about themselves
The whole Loulan City has made a sensation. He Ming should be grateful for the loyalty of the Central Optical Brain, and gave Ming Gong he fully considered everything: the entire city, but 10,000 people, at most all kinds of entertainers, and related staff ……It’s really empathetic, I have a light brain, I’m happy
"Tsk tusk...the chief ~EbookFREE.me~ also give us some inscriptions" Not long after, Chen Ziqi couldn't bear this sense of possession of the mortal, and once again asked the chief calligraphy.
What else can He Ming do? Naturally, it’s hard to continue calligraphy.
This is the pretense of the top artists of modern civilization
There is nothing to say, if Winston Churchill of the dead world sees He Ming’s fan, he will immediately understand which great man’s cigar face pretends to be humble and contains arrogance.
Thanks to the elementary school textbooks, He Ming learned how the prime minister of England, a great historical man, how to cigars and how to smoke, expressing infinite simple actions...pretends to sublimate his mediocre soul and enriches his life...
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The 783rd chapter of the science and technology treasure hunter's assistant: Central Light Brain