Chapter 784: 2012 summer blockbuster: Superman's Three Kingdoms

"Unexpectedly...Brother Abs is really too tall. It's as strong as a hill again..."
Most of the onlookers saw He Ming for the first time. The first sight of him was immediately shocked by his tall and well-developed physique like a hill.
Men can hardly hide their envy, jealousy and hatred; women are full of... all kinds of flattering whispers. If you really like this kind of physique, it would be more nonsense. Since ancient times, Chinese people have been fond of custard nipples, men who are more beautiful than women who play guns once a week. The bombardment time lasts for about three minutes, and girls will not like it after this time.
Of course, the sea of ​​desire rolls over, and women's desires escalate over time, and they may change their tastes and become a heavy taste aunt who likes this physique.
"Study hard and make progress every day. Strive to perform better works!"
All kinds of pretending inscriptions, He Ming naturally heard all kinds of "soft talk". He didn't know if it was flattering or something else, after all... Now that he has rich experience in flattering, he must have been cheering like a fox who succeeded in stealing chickens like the fox who had succeeded in stealing the chicken in the past. The appearance became more and more domineering, and it was no problem to single out a street. He would definitely raise his head proudly regardless of the broken neck, look up at the sky with his nostrils, and then smoke a cigarette.
After the end of a cigarette, he hid his merit and fame and left. Walking must be exceptionally chic, leaving memories forever. Of course, it left the chicks forever hurt. Unforgettable for a lifetime
Afterwards, I will definitely have endless aftertastes, full of self-confidence, and greatly improved my personality. And to change character is to change destiny.
But now... He Ming knew that maybe it was just a flattering tactic. He is already the of gods.
In case... it's meaningless surprise, he could hear another meaning: wow, this guy... this guy. Super Spartan!
He Ming knew that his physique was in the past, um, before the Chinese New Year, only in Hong Kong Manzhong. For example, Master Huang appeared in the "Legend of the Son of Heaven" series, and he is a super-muscular villain with a higher charm than the protagonist. As soon as the rookie protagonist cried to his mother, his wife would die at the hands of such a villain. There is endless aftertaste on his face. Can be described as a complete beauty killer.
Now I saw it in reality all of a sudden, and not to mention the living super macho, more super handsome, and unique charm-super charm comes from super power. Many powerful gods and demon essences strengthened this point, causing his charm index to continue to skyrocket. The impeccable human beings love each other, and "people" see the index of "people" love.
But fools automatically understand the charm of great men. The personality charm of the abdominal muscle brother. Smart people, caring people, and elites are classified into the correct mysterious powers. Some magical powers that are not yet understood. Maybe he knew it but he didn't bother to say it; or he didn't even know the reason why he changed so much.
Otherwise... a simple truth. Everyone has a personality charm, so why does the "charisma charm" of the abdominal muscles even look so holy? This is not bullshit. Just like everyone has to shit, why are we shit, and the abs is pure gold?
He Ming's thinking is still relatively simple, no matter what. After all, he is the abdominal muscle brother. Special love for special abs. That is what I deserve. Otherwise, I serve the people all day long, no, why do I serve the monkeys?
Not for love yet?
I like love!
But when he heard those "whispering discussions"...as long as it is a super life, he can hear the "whispering discussions" clearly, Chen Ziqi raised a little question:
As soon as I met today, I couldn't help but secretly looked at the head's shoes.
Still yesterday a pair of Jiefang shoes like leather shoes. It's exactly the same as yesterday. No replacement. Moreover, the new clothes and the extremely comfortable suits were not suitable for these shoes.
From this detail, it can be seen that the chief is different from his relatives who like Chinese clothes. Doesn't pay much attention to appearance.
But in this way, it is strange that she takes genius brain medicine every day to work with He Ming. Overnight, the body shape of the chief had undergone a "huge" change. His head grew taller, and his body became a lot slender compared to the size of yesterday. According to the genius intelligence and 100% brain analysis, she could determine that it was not just the height of the chief who increased The sense of slenderness came, and the huge physique became a little stronger.
This is one night... well, the change that happened without seeing it for six or seven hours.
It's amazing.
Perhaps the chief has gained more power.
Because, the most obvious change is the feeling that the leader gave her, if the past is like a planet that is unfathomable and powerful. Now... there is no end.
Of course, for her, the stronger the leader, the better. After all, she benefits more.
Chen Ziqi didn't know the "chief" of the impatient. Comrade Abdomen decided to do it again tonight to fully strengthen the third life treasure sharing meeting with relatives, friends, and official important figures.
And this life treasure sharing conference will be unprecedentedly amazing. Perhaps the most important time. Because other than that, He Ming is unnecessary and impossible to continue to promote his relatives. For mortals or super-beings, gods and demons are the ultimate ultimate ultimate goal of evolution. Unless you have the skills of powerful gods and demons, unparalleled great power potential.
No way, He Qing is really annoyed by various relatives.
Those stupid donkeys became little Superman and wanted to become Superman. I want to fly when I become Superman. All day long, I seized the opportunity to sing to him, "Actually I am a little bird..."
I will turn the big birds you have turned into small birds, okay?
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, after all, this is still a stronghold with more Superman. The ancient city of Loulan. There are many superman treasure hunters and superman actors.
The former and the latter are mostly based on relatives and friends.
This group of mentally disabled people who have not graduated from elementary school make movies and play treasure hunting. One can imagine how funny and "dominant" they are. Undoubtedly, this year's costume TV series, or action movies, etc., will definitely scare children to tears, or be extremely popular with children. Cannot eat or watch TV without wanting to eat.
Too mighty, the tank waits for the dough to knead;
Lu Bu broke the Wanjun by himself; Liu Guanzhang used mechas to fight. Cao Mengde practiced Xuanyuan Huangdi's supreme universe magic... no matter how nonsense he was, it was out of that era game anyway. Know all the true history clearly, clearly, and join it at any time, so scream... In reality, there is no need to pursue history. Then we must pursue the so-called "art". Today, the box office is art.
Money is art.
"Brother! Uncle!" A group of super handsome guys, or super handsome guys plus machos were squeezed out of the crowd, and when He Ming saw He Ming, his voice was louder and louder. Compete to express loyalty with voice. You can trust me!
He Minggan smiled and nodded, digging out his ears to show that his hearing is at the level of downwind ear.
The Supermen leaned to him happily.
The crowd was all kinds of "quiet talks": "This time is really eye-opening... Envy, jealous, hate... Too handsome, too domineering, right?"
This group of He Ming relatives are either wearing advanced superhuman adventure weapons, or at least dressed up as ancient military generals with a hundred kilograms of pure gold.
He is really handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee. Of course, you have to go to the level of handsomeness that can only be achieved when there is no abs. And these super handsome guys generally have a fatal "Dark King" figure.
Even a hair of this figure reveals a dark and charming charm. Do not get too many screams and dinosaurs who will never marry you.
It can also be said to be the King of Light. Very moving sunshine charm. Normally, smiling at a chick in the sun will definitely kill the other person's heart.
All in all, it is a figure with a very kingly charm. The true charm of a king is not a monkey ruler under fifty on the indigenous planet. They are only violence.
In addition. There are also macho men who play all kinds of fierce generals, and the houses with savage, domineering, wild and evil temperament will be topped. All of them are much taller, stronger, fierce, tyrant, evil, and charming than the abs!
They are so strong that there is no natural horse for them to gallop.
You must know that even a sweaty BMW worth tens of millions of dollars can never afford the heavy and sturdy superhuman cold weapon that weighs hundreds of kilograms.
What's more, in order to pretend to be forceful, these 21st-century modern heroes are all wearing super gorgeous and genuine armor that can play the role of golden mecha.
and so. Liu Guanzhang used mecha combat (new huge mechanical equipment). Brother Lu Bu used a disguised mechanical red rabbit. A Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms is staged together.
He Ming continued the inscription, pretending to be forced, and then continued to eat and drink to enjoy various foods. And considering that we have to share a life treasure meeting tonight, of course it is a carefully selected one. The repetition with high-level life treasures has been to him, his babies. All important people are useless inferior goods.
And there are so many low-level goods, even though any of them are the dreams of the true wisdom life of the good alliance. Not necessarily in a lifetime.
Of course, these low-level goods can easily upgrade many super dumb donkeys to the level of gods and demons. It is the state of flying that many of his relatives dream of. This is the latest state of flying. They don't have any ability on their own but rely on He Ming.
However, this group of people would never dream that this day would come so quickly.
Therefore, He Ming mysteriously informed them to return to their hometown before nightfall. There is a good show. Moreover, in the mind, the Central Light Brain began to inform the who were not in their hometown that they must go home-because this time, He Ming will even take out the supreme essence.
Because this time there was no important person competing for the powerful gods and demons skills, especially the disdain of his wives, which made him quite crisis and frustrated.
So use the Supreme Essence to see if you can inspire powerful magic skills among your relatives and important figures in the country. In that case, in the future... the earthlings can also be described as a domineering star race with high potential.
Although, this possibility is slim. Like a desert scouring sand, he is the biggest diamond ever discovered by fate himself. The others are just waste wood. It is not too difficult to discover diamond skills, but it is impossible.
However, whether for people or for powerful gods and demons, hope is always full of temptation and inspiration.
"You'll know at night... Let's go, don't be an eyesore, I have to be served by someone else."
"Cut... go, Zhang Fei, elder brother hurts you at night. Don't Yun Chang be angry, don't be so red..."
After eating, He Ming began to drive people. After all, this group of waste wood can't pretend to be B, and there is no "majesty".
The relatives couldn't ask why they rushed back to their hometown, and they didn't forget all kinds of funny acting before they left. Play as a relative of Liu Bei. A Superman smiled at Zhang Fei, who was also a Superman, and said something that made the crowd laugh.
Without a word, "Zhang Fei" gave Brother Bei a punch.
The crowd onlookers laughed again. It's interesting.
But for some reason, they watched. The large number of stupid donkeys who can see the abdominal muscles and the relatively normal few monkeys feel that even though the super people in the ancient city are so concentrated for the first time, one is more domineering, and their brains are shaking.
Relatively speaking, the simple appearance overwhelmed He Ming.
However, no super life feels as contradictory as Abdomen.
If you don't go into details, the simple physical force oppression is more subtle, which makes the weak monkey happy. This is the king of details of the abdominal muscle brother.
From the simple appearance of Brother Abdomen, he never seems to have upgraded his appearance. Maybe you can't upgrade yourself, just like doctors can't perform surgery to change yourself.
Nevertheless, the skin of Brother Abdominis, just a little ordinary skin, is full of... an extremely beautiful holy luster that is almost visible to the naked eye.
And everything else... worthy of a great man! Really... I love it. This is the real great man. The king is romantic.
How many actresses hope that the abdominal muscle brother can hide the rules once. Afterwards... don't say anything about it, this is an insult. This is the time when love and destiny change and meet together.
"Uncle, we are making the most awesome Romance of the Three Kingdoms with an investment of more than 50 billion RMB. The Superman version. There is a protagonist who travels through and changes the historical ending. Finally, it becomes a super charming suspense of a mythical TV series. Moreover, all of them are made by American blockbusters. Level, the most advanced high-tech can copy tens of millions of soldiers. The final battle, you know-you should know. We used tens of billions of soldiers to copy them. Played 20 episodes, from heaven to hell. Finally welcome Coming to the unity of the world, since then, under the leadership of the traveler Li Aotian, mankind has cracked the tricks of the gods and demons and lived a truly happy life."
"The devil is also in suspense. It is the devil who plays with us. After all, our screenwriters who take genius medicine think that sooner or later, without you, we humans will be played by the devil in applause. The protagonist Li Aotian is your true form, he Dad called (China is impossible in this world. It is the foreshadowing of the TV series.)."
Before leaving, a superman relative who played Cao Cao, who played a very important role, enthusiastically confronted He Mingdao.
He Ming sighed in his heart after hearing his endless talk. The seemingly impeccable great fan, kindly paid attention to the development of the new-style brain-disabled TV series, "The final battle is 20 episodes. So, how many episodes are there in total?"
"Not much, 500 episodes are initially decided. One episode is 100 million yuan." The other party raised a generous and perfect palm in a proud gesture.
Many extras were jealous and hated when they heard the news. Those who did not graduate from elementary school were all mixed up with important supporting roles of 50 billion investment. We are still a dragon for more than ten years!
"...Can you recover the cost of 50 billion yuan?"
He Ming's words made many actors in the crowd cover their mouths and laugh. Brother Abs hit the nail on the head!
This is the first time I saw these crazy guys, not only the protagonist, but also the sponsor, but also the various flicks of the superman group.
They decided to play all the famous players as Superman. All beauties are also little supermen with upgraded appearance. Otherwise...rolling, or else...Because of He Ming's face, this is all right.
Not only in the ancient city of Loulan, but also in many places at the same time. Including the Smecta Peninsula used the Little Superman version of Girls' Generation, etc. The little devil is also an important place, a lot of money is smashed, and the most important abdominal muscles face makes the royal family also appeared in a short period.
Of course, he played the kid king at the time, and was conquered and surrendered.
Since this time the Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms has many elements, there are various actors all over the world.
Just like when He Ming meets a good dragon set, the other party also shines, and suddenly said more proudly: "Uncle, art... has no borders and... cannot be measured by money."
Looking at his face, He Ming knows that he is not the abdominal muscles brother, and the other party must be spitting on his face, "Art, art, art, understand? Is fifty billion yuan comparable to this kind of art? Dumb, dumb, dumb. ! I feel the greatest shame from my heart, my soul, and living together on earth every second of my life for being the same human being with you. But you don’t have to commit suicide or commit suicide, because if you die, you will insult the dead, our ancestors. "
"Hmm. Art is priceless. Hmm, I sponsor you 5 million RMB. To support you, work hard to create immortal art..."
He Ming is eccentric. After talking and waving, the implication is that you will get out if nothing happens, don't prevent me from acting.
"Well, great uncle, five million yuan! What a great! Funding art forever. You are busy, I will go first-hey, wait, I haven't said the topic yet."
Five million is just a meal, the other party said flattery and wanted to leave. However, the actor Ma Chao gave you a stupid look.
Because he wore a platinum wolf helmet weighing a hundred kilograms on his head. Platinum is more precious than gold. Therefore, there is no doubt that it must be the actor Ma Chao. How can other players get this treatment?
"Cao Cao" just woke up like a dream and said the topic. "Uncle. Don't miss it when you pass by. We are creating a plot in which Cao Mengde attacked Ma Mengqi and Liu Guanzhang and the three declining boys came out to make trouble. Come and participate. Just be the supreme who temporarily joined, the screenwriter who took the genius medicine must Make your one-minute part of the scene the best and most mysterious scene."
"No need... I was born to serve the people. An obscure little person. Although history has pushed me to the stage of history, but deep in my heart I am still a humble little person with little ability, so it must be impossible to play the Supreme God or something. , Without that temperament. That spirit. This is an insult to art. I'm just a small soldier."
He Ming pretends again wholeheartedly. No way, it's live worldwide.
The crowd applauded. It is estimated that in front of the TV, a lot of people were stunned by tears... It is a pity, the other party. "Cao Cao" doesn't have any eyesight at all, so He Mingzai has the heart of a director who must be under the rules. Can Nong insist on some loyalty to art? This stupid donkey plays Cao Cao? Dian Wei is smarter than him!
But the other party must hold his thigh and cry: "No way, they are sponsors, I work part-time!"
"Uncle, you are really too modest and too modest, then...play as a soldier, a soldier who gave his life in order to change the destiny of history and save mankind. It must be deeply moving, and the sky shed tears for this."
"Do you believe it or not that I made you cry?" With such words in his heart, He Ming still said calmly and calmly on the surface: "Well, I don't need it anymore, but to promote art and carry forward the vast traditional culture of our country I’ll try to play a small soldier. Well, I have a line I want to say:
Why is the lord laughing?
This is Cao Mengde’s patent.

The other party "Cao Mengde" is really stupid enough, it took a long time to react, and he masturbated and smiled: "Sir, why are you smiling...you know." The smile is as lewd as it is.
People all over the world at the scene and in front of the TV have nothing to say. Or laugh together. The relatives of Abdomen are so talented.
But there are still many people thanking him that he can finally see Brother Abs appear in the Three Kingdoms.
It turned out to be a pity that this group of happy supermen led He Ming to the strictly confidential shooting site, and saw a large number of mecha models regardless of cost, or zero cost (the company takes it at will. The result of super productivity.), And all kinds of high-tech computers have designed an army of mechas based on new technologies...
Chinese people want to cry without tears, Nima, you are engaged in a mecha war!
There are also many, many entertainment-oriented people who look forward to it. It's great, the most classic Three Kingdoms is here! It's a pity that Brother Abs's drama is too nonsense. Aman (Cao Cao) was about to kill Ma Chao, and the changes brought about by the traversers, as well as various myths, high-tech and other elements, ordered Liu Guanzhang to control the army of mechas in Hanzhong. As a result, Ama was defeated by the despicable Ge Bei attack.
On the way to escape, Brother Abdomina came out. One of them was definitely stronger than a fierce general. The general who hadn't seen him from start to finish responded with Ama's laugh, "Why is Ming Gong laughing?"
"Hahaha, I laughed at Liu Bei's insidiousness, look at this place is steep, and the military must fight for it. If there is an ambush—"
"It's Zhang Yide, who will die together!" As a result, Zhang Fei appeared with a huge mechanical horse, and then the character played by He Ming rushed up, and finally it was over. Cao Cao escaped, and his role was OK.
Of course ~EbookFREE.me~ skipped the plot of being knocked down and became a famous suspense.
If you are really being knocked down, even if you are knocked down in a TV series, even the unlearned and inexperienced relatives of the abdominal muscles will feel very... nonsense, this is an insult to oneself, and the who knocked down oneself is simply brain-dead. What's more, you will be drowned by various fans. They also want to use the sign of Abdomen to pull the ratings everywhere.
The various screenwriters who have taken the genius brain pill must make good use of it. At least, Zhang Fei has since skyrocketed in force and became an important figure. Because he got the super high-tech superhuman evolution drug from the mysterious person.
Does that mysterious figure still have to say?
Then, at about one o'clock in the afternoon, he came out of the Superman version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms set, and He Ming went to the next stop, a corps construction division who was managing the desert. His appearance can greatly boost morale. Then pretend to be forced and water the vegetation without any damage (dirty).
On the red disc, He Ming took out his cell phone after thinking about it, and dialed the number of his only good friend, man, Guo Bang.
"Old friend Guo Yangke (Ouyang Ke), I have what you want."
PS: First more. (To be continued...)